Thread 28458843

I'm tired boss

Just stop being so poor.

Or you should buy a 3k car and spend 7k on repairs. What would the difference be?

>>28458855
find me a $3k car that isn't a mobile deathtrap

>>28458843 (OP)
you can get a great car for 6k if you aren't a retard.

>>28458859
find me a with 80k miles for $6k

>>28458875
>Limiting yourself to 80k miles when you're on a budget
Anon you're a retard and should feel bad about being retarded

>>28458875
Here. Now let's hear the excuses about how you're expecting that budget to get you a 3 year old car "fully loaded" with carplay/backup cam/push to start/blind spot monitors and all the other tech normies salivate over.

>>28458886
needs to be 2010 or newer
I will get fired on the spot if my boss sees me pull up to work in that

>>28458891
it's visually near identical to the 2011 version

>>28458878
a $6k car is no longer $6k if I need to shell out $3k instantly for repairs now, is it. Cars with even up to 200k on the clock are going for over $8k
quit being a disingenuous faggot

>>28458857
I got mine for 4k but it isn't a death trap. Try looking in Florida.

>>28458896
as much as I don't give a shit, normies do and unfortunately, normies are the ones in control of wether I keep my job or not

>>28458910
how are they going to tell it's not a 2011 when it looks the same

>>28458910
>has one of those "drive a nice car or get fired" jobs
>doesn't have enough money to buy a 2010+
Get your fantasies sorted before posting

>>28458911
the whole car is a wash
I can't pull up in Paco's special
I'm autistic and retarded enough as it is, I don't need my boss wondering why I'm pulling in to work in Grandma June's hand-me-down nor do I need the added stress of fearing the engine might shit the bed at any given moment
when I was younger and living with my parents using my dads tools I could have any car I want but now that I'm a poorfag rentoid, I don't have that luxury

>>28458918
>>28458920
I've owned both of these cars in my lifetime and I don't want to go back to these ticking timebombs

>>28458917
the real secret you're too autistic to understand is every job is a "drive a nice car or get fired job"

>>28458891
Your boss checks your odometer too? I hope this is obvious bait, maybe you should ask for a raise. I got nothing but positive attention when I would pull up to work in my 40+ year old Mercedes I paid less than $2k for rather than my expensive nucar that nobody ever said a word about.
To humor it though, $15k is what you'd actually want to budget if you want an ~8 year old entry level luxury car with under 80k miles that'll "impress your coworkers" and still look new enough (3 Series/A4/C-Class/Giulia etc)
>>28458919
Sounds like you're doomed to lease like every other normgroid, then. Hyundai has some great lease deals and will approve just about anyone these days, 10 year warranty even.

>>28458922
No you haven't and neither are "ticking timebombs'

>>28458928
seems like a good deal at $5k until you remember all the weatherstripping disintegrates at 80k and the dash starts to squeak at 100. You still have fuel pump issues to worry about and nothing on the suspension + brake system is cheap
I've owned enough BMWs now for my lifetime although I was considering a newer lower mileage f30 328d but can't find a non-salvage example for anything less than $12k

>>28458926
Why the fuck does everyone drive shitty economy cuvs then?

>>28458939
f30s are garbage just get an LCI E90 already as it's the last amazing 3 Series

>>28458937
540i
>timing chain tensioners at 120k
335i
>$3500 injector job
>fuel pump
>blown turbos/wastegates
>water pump every 60-80k
okay

>>28458940
because I'm a white middle age male and by comparison, the bar is through the floor for Pablo or Tyrone or Kary. They can get away with driving shitty cars, I can't (and neither can you)

>>28458948
I have one already and I want to get rid of it; the thought of waking up one morning to press the start/stop button and my engine finally blowing fills me with dread everytime I drive it

>>28458949
>540i
Your mistake for not getting a perfect-out-of-the-box STRAIGHT 6 E39, the best sports sedan overall that there is
>335i
Injectors don't cost that much
Fuel pump.
Turbos last till like 140k miles, and wastegate rattle can be programmed out by software
>muh water pump!!!
Ok just change it, tinywrench

>>28458962
>just buy this piece of shit, bro
No

>>28458952
So it should be easy to have a nicer car than them

>>28458899
Suggesting that all cars with ≥80k miles will instantly need thousands of dollars in repairs is disingenuous.

>>28458963
fun um but the reality of the situation is that the E39 is the best sports sedan overall that there is, and the E92 is the last amazing 3 Series

>>28458964
Would be if the social game we play is against other people but unfortunately it's against the perception other people have of us which is why autists always lose

>>28458966
Yeah those are $2k

>>28458963
Smart.

>>28458971
sorry I didn't get the price

>>28458969
My oldest car gets the most compliments from random "normies" in the parlance of our times

>>28458974
your oldest car is also not your daily driver

>>28458972
Delusional.

>>28458973
Good fucking lord, what a pos.

>>28458965
if it's any German car fresh out of warranty, it definitely will

>>28458973
If you want to spend a grand for a BMW logo, that's your prerogative

>>28458976
Yes it is

>>28458983
ahh yes, let me just cheap out on the part most likely to grenade itself (besides the turbos) and require two whole days to change out (again)
ps don't forget the programming

>>28458986
okay

>>28458987
Again, what a pos.

>>28458987
>getting OE is cheaping out!!!
Kek the "BMW" ones are literally made by the same company in the same factory, BMW just puts its logo on those

>>28458990
Ok post your cars then

>>28458991
Fram is also the OE manufacturer for a lot of Toyotas and Hondas but the OEM brand is a fair bit different than the shitty Orange filter you buy at Walmart innit?

>>28458968
Delusional

>>28458997
Kek fram isn't the OE for goyotas what the FUCK are you talking about
And picrel is an example of what I'm talking about. The OE is HENGST, but it was marketed as an acdelco filter, but it's branded as gm OEM. Which is it?!?

>>28459000
And yet

>>28459006
do you ever shut the fuck up or do you do this in every thread

>>28458962
my 335i has 110k on the clock; its blown a chargepipe (stock tune btw), had a water pump failure, needed a new valve cover gasket, and developed extremely bad wastegate rattle all within the 30k miles I've owned it. Thank God it has Index 12s, that's literally the only good thing about this POS

>>28459009
Do I use my experience, as well as others' who have driven many more cars than anyone on this board to give great advice in every thread? You're godsDAMN right I do

>>28459006
see >>28458802

>>28459015
busrider

>>28459014
Mine has 125k and picrel is all the repairs and maintenance. I got it at 118k so I'm only going off records before that

>>28459016
God
damn

>>28459025
and that's okay with you?
I only ask because at 110k I'm ready to tap out, more shit is breaking faster than I can replace it and it's a headache
Do you daily drive your 335i or is it a second car. BMWs are fun as second cars but I would go back and KMS 25yo me for buying this POS

>>28459016
See >>28459028

>>28459021
busricer

>>28459038
no, I've only driven exclusively BMWs for the better part of a decade and a half

>>28459033
Yeah it is okay with me, it isn't my daily, and I've only put -- you know let me check how many miles are actually on it. I don't daily it, but my oldest BMW is my daily

>>28458846
When will you give him money so he’ll stop being poor instead of making condescending and unhelpful remarks?

>>28459041
Ok well I need to plug in the battery to my E92 so I can open the door since it's on jackstands waiting for me to put in a new radiator and charge pipe

>>28458906
that's not an option considering I'm on the opposite coast. I'm not about to entrust a 3k mile roadtrip to a $4k MysteryMeat MarketplaceMobile (sight unseen btw)

>>28459044
It has 123,600 miles so i've only put ~5500 miles on it in 2 years, it was being dailied before the previous owner bought a g30 530e and I know he got rid of it because he didn't want to do the 120k mile service

>>28459056
If you're on the west coast I'll sell you my backup 125k miles E39 for like $4500 lol

>>28459069
I appreciate the offer but I'm looking to get out of the BMW game. I've lowered my standards to even looking at shitconoboxes like Prius but I'll probably find myself in a nice Lexus GS or something that I'll probably shell out $15k for

I looked at corollas near me because of OP's post and this is what 10k gets you - at a dealership, anyway. Goddamn the toyota tax is real. Just get a hyundai at this point, there's no way toyota is really that much better.

>>28459077
I used to have a gs350 f-sport, the E39 is better, and the gs actually cost more to maintain lol

>>28459078
I was looking at Hyundai and Kias until people reported that they burn insane amounts of oil on even brand new engines with as low as 30k on the clock. Sonatas, Elantras, Optima's. Those engines are dogshit from what people are saying

>>28459079
Tell us how many sick mawdz you gave this one, Pepeto.

>>28459081
I had a 2017 accent and it never had any problems. I think the newer hyundais are actually fine

>>28459078
My friend had a 2011 corolla that burned its exhaust valves at 110k miles so he needed a new car. He was looking at camrys and corollas again for some reason until I steered him to a 1990 ls400. It'll outlast any fucking corolla or camry he wouls have gotten even though it had 300k miles on it when he bought it (more because the odometer is broken so we don't know the true mileage). He's already spent like $7k fixing it up though not including the purchase price of $3400

>>28459084
>filename

>>28459087
That $7k is mostly for labor. Mostly.

>>28459087
based car trickster friend

>>28459087
I can't find a single one of these that haven't been bought and heavily ran into the ground by Angel or Jose

>>28459086
https://www.lemonlaw123.com/hyundai-oil-consumption-recall/
I'm not willing to take that risk considering most effected models are all late models

>>28459133
the accent isn't on there but yeah fair enough

>>28459141
even if it's not, every zoomer with a tiktok knows how to steal a Kia/Hyundai so that's not an option

>>28459143
they did actually do a recall for that

>>28459089
>dad's m5 is parked outside
He's going to beat your ass, foo

>>28459157
And this gay hypocrite Junkie José is driving fucking M-M-MONSTER TRUCKS in the parlance of his brown times LOL.

>>28459159
I pity the fool

>>28458843 (OP)
in the 90s i was buying good cars for £100, thats like $130 in your foreign money

>>28459340
Blame Obama for Cars for Clunkers and then COVID for driving the nails into the coffin a second time

>>28459340
>>28459345
Bongs are just hilariously poor for first worlders. Their used car market is a fuckin' joke I could buy out an entire used car lot with one of my credit cards.

>>28458939
But hey, he'll get to keep his job!

>>28459400
if only keeping up with the Jones's was only an option for some people

>>28459345
>>28459348
Trump's tariffs didn't help at all

>>28459450
Nigger what the car prices have been fucked since 2020. Trump's tariffs are mostly on pause.

And there he goes again making the whole thread about himself and you know the saddest bit is it's incredibly obvious yet you knobs always take the bait without fail.

>>28459456
25% Auto Tariff went into effect regardless of the other tariffs. That's why there was a spike of people buying new and used cars in May to get the prices before the 25% jump

>>28459157
Kek weeblet is so used to fake leather that he thinks grains are cracks
>>28459159
Kek weeblet hypocrite thinks every car that isn't lowered is a MONSTER TRUCK
>>28459335
>fake leather
LOL why are weeblets so fucking delusional godsDAMN

>>28459458
LOL how is any of this about me? Point out the posts that are trying to make the thread about Angel Eyes, King of /o/, your savi/o/r

>>28459470
>fake leather
>in a 911
Lol is that entire turbo tincan your boyfriend owns covered in alcantara???

>>28459459
And yet employee pricing is still being offered by a couple of manufacturers right now. You're doom and glooming about tariffs that haven't even changed the price of any car you can afford.

>>28459506
>thinks alcantara is leather

So butthurt

>>28459508
I implied the opposite you stupid fuck, you do realize the door panel armrest and handle of a 911 has REAL leather on it, not that cheap shit they put in your beemers?

>>28459509
...no, >>28459456
>>28459335
>>28459157
Are all you
>>28459159
This is the mexican with the riced out pikachu civic, which I actually respect more than your dad's open diff MONSTER TRUCK LOL at least he's modified it and I know he LOLs @ wheel gaps just like I do, even if he won't admit it

>>28459507
substantiate thine assertations

it's fully "grown" "men" posting like this...

not me I stopped entertaining retards way earlier ITT

>>28459511
>there is no fake leather in 911s!!
>alcantara is fake SUEDE not fake leather okay!!!

>>28459523
gj

>>28459526
p stands for pussy lmaooo

>>28459527
yeah cause i get a lot

>>28459532
kek yeah right pussy

>>28459535
newfag alert
i could 100% fuck ur mom if i wanted to, i've destroyed families

>>28458922
are you an ant?

>>28458962
>the best sports sedan overall that there is
>watched one jason comisa video and he will not shut the fuck up about it

>>28459511
>not that cheap shit they put in your beemers?
Most bmw's have options for nappa or merino leather door panels. Not just the M cars either.

>>28459524
Wow someone is fucking illiterate
>you do realize the door panel armrest and handle of a 911 has REAL leather on it, not that cheap shit they put in your beemers?
When did I say the ENTIRE door panel is leather you mong? This is a sports car, not a Rolls Royce.
>>28459552
Shit's all plastic, just like the rest of the interior and engine bay.

>>28459519
>Ford, GM, and Stellantis are currently offering employee pricing to the public

>>28459559
$1-3k off is a pretty shitty employee discount.

>>28459554
>Shit's all plastic
all car interiors are plastic.

>>28458891
Get a black '03+ town car, they're still classy
Same with ls400/430, still classy in black. Keep it clean and normies will think it's 7 years old

>>28459554
>his dad's MONSTER TRUCK doesn't even have MERINO leather on the dash
Kek

>>28459638
What's that M5's 'ring laptime again?

Your boyfriend's GTS is covered in cheap ass alcantara (PLASTIC) that turns into this disgusting mess.

>>28459559
>$2k off shot that's been cranked up $20k in the last 2 years
gee thanks

>>28459612
Apparently not this faggot's M5, the entire interior is leather which aids in lap times apparently.

>>28459602
>>28459647
You got your answer, don't come crying to me because the discount isn't good enough.

>>28459646
>muh lap time on a track you'll never drive!!
Faster than your dad's open diff MONSTER TRUCK that's for sure LOL

>>28459648
Apparently apparently apparently apparent

>>28459654
>still seething about superior e-diff technology
You do realize those lap times Porsche post aren't of the manual cars, right? Is it because no one can drive manual well enough, or is it that the PDK is faster around any track? If your IQ is above room temp level you should be able to figure this out.

>>28459660
>my HEAVY LEATHER-RIDDLED CAR that's mexislammed is ACKSHUALLY faster but I'll never prove it because WHO THE FUCK TRACKS A FULL SIZE (smaller than a Honda Accord KEKW) FAMILY SEDAN?

>>28459661
>LOLing is seething!!!
You do realize those lap times aren't your dad's open diff MONSTER TRUCK right? LOL

>>28459666
>ONLY THE GT3 RS GOES AROUND THE 'RING
OH NO NO NO HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS

>>28459665
>everything is sLaMmEd and only mexicans do that!!!
>muh beancounter suspension lap times of tracks that you'll drive!!!
Kek you're such a ricelet stancelet slowfaglet boyracelet it's hilarious

>>28459667
Kek you think that's one with an open diff? LOL
And even then
And that's stock LOL

>>28459672
>everything is sLaMmEd and only mexicans do that
Only correct thing you've ever posted here.

Glad we agree for once.

>>28459674
>post laptimes from the same site you get those dumbed down 0-100 numbers
>because the laptimes don't back you up you cope with muh 0-100
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?

It's fucking funny that this clown thinks that races only happen on the track, when street races are mostly just 60-130s. Mostly. Nigga thinks it's like some fuckin' anime or some shit on gods lmaoooo

>non turbo
>non gt3
narp

>>28459680
>not 12" uncut
NARP

>>28459678
>upgrades actually are worse somehow!!!
And yet >>28459674

>>28459679
No one white gives a fuck how much you "cut up" traffic while you "swim" with the boys high on "kush" you fucking mulignan dago pussy

Lol how many of those tracks have you driven? How do track times of stock cars driven by professional drivers matter when racing modified cars driven by amateurs?

>>28459684
>upgrades
>suspension fucked with by Miguel and Pablo
>engine tinkered with by Tyrone and Raul
doubt.jpg

Mods don't add value to a car.

>>28459685
>60-130s is "cutting up" and "swimming!!!"
Lol what are you even talking about you pussy ahh flyoverlet

>>28459689
Who said anything about value LOL
And a fully B U I L T forged internal engine does in fact add value to the car
Also, the head engine builder at CarBahn is Mike, not Tyrone or Pablo
And no hispanics touched the KWs, but one did perform the alignment

>>28459686
>Lol how many of those tracks have you driven?
I've been on more of them than you (so a number greater than 0)

You have no proof you've even VISITED a track. It's just fucking beer at greaseball diners and diabetes on a plate on a plastic engine with you. Proof of doordashing adventures in daddy's leased bavarian. At least he let you push tha foreign...

>>28459696
>Who said anything about value LOL
GLWS

>>28459697
You've been on none of them lol
>>28459672
Where do you see plastic?
And LOL what's this obsession with tracks you haven't and never will drive? What kind have NERD races on a track LOL
You and your dad's open diff MONSTER TRUCK would get gapped and gaped as soon as you see those Angel Eyes and roundel LOL

>>28459699
Which one?

>>28459677
>>28459684
>Germans are mexican!!!

>>28459540
KEK yeah right pussy

>>28459549
See >>28458968

>>28459709
>You've been on none of them lol
Where is bros track pic? Shirley, you've at least visited one?!

>>28459712
Bavarians look like beaners my guy, because 4chong is cucked I can't post multiple pics like a true chad imageboard

Here's pure 100% Bavarian phenotype

>>28459724
>ebonics
Kek weeblet "tracks" don't count all their shit is slow as fuck pikachu bullshit lmaooo on gods fr fr bruh lmaooo s.m.h. n.g.l. s.m.h. n.g.l.
Gapped and gaped, sonnyboy
Never forget

>>28459725
Son you don't know SHIT about phenotypes you don't even know that the childbearing/seedbearing parent goes first in the cross LOL
You could NEVER breed an Annina F1
You don't have the eye for it
I can tell by your dad's hilariously HUGE wheel gap that got passed on through genomic imprinting godsDAMN

>>28459728
Kek this rabbit hole has redbulled me that some of my ancestors, are, in fact beaners.

LA RAZA
DIS ARE LAND
GET GONE GRINGO!

>>28459732
Son, that's an arab/german hybrid

>>28459733
Not from what I'm reading

>Hummels was born in Bergisch Gladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia.[86] His father, Hermann Hummels, was a professional footballer and manager. His mother, Ulla Holthoff [de], was a professional water polo player.[87]

Perhaps Hermann got cucked by an oil sheikh

>>28459736
>professional footballer
Well, that explains it
>water polo
That's a good sport, Walter

>>28459738
LOL @ that old-man-appeasing wheel gap, by the way
Enzo once said something about his buyers being "effete San Franciscans" kek
Even "supercars" need to be lowered, like picrel
Never forget

>>28458983
>buy a BMW!
>lmao don't buy bmw parts they're junk

>>28459006
>a literal who paid shill glazes krautkrap

>>28459776
It's the same part just with a logo stamped on it
>>28459777
Delusional
>>28459780
That guy's standing up and I was kneeling to take the pic thoughever

>>28459738
>That's a good sport, Walter
Yeah, if you like women with big asses and thighs. Sounds pretty homosexual to me.

>>28459786
so it's bad because it's a BMW?

>>28459879
No you can just get the same part for $1000 cheaper if the BMW logo isn't stamped on it

>>28458875
I wish I bought a car at 80k instead of 128. I want to keep the thing regardless but it's going to be a rattly falling apart POS the entire time as opposed to some of the time.

>>28458843 (OP)
let me guess, american?
one can still but dirt cheap cars here in my part of the world, i paid 8k for my work van and put it straight to use, no service needed. my daily cost me 600, my brother just bought a car for 3000, also no service needed.

>>28458918
>LCM goes on the fritz
>new one is $400 has to be coded to the car
Inb4 duh just diy it
>replacement ic is obsolete and no longer manufactured

>>28458843 (OP)
was it ever ?
>tfw everyone bought a used car instead

>>28458875
No thanks. Not doing your homework. Sorry.

>>28459879
Absolutely.

>>28458926
>the real secret you're too autistic to understand is every job is a "drive a nice car or get fired job"
Delulu as hell. Be pleasant to be around and nobody cares about your whip.

>>28458926
ah yes your manager at maccas really cares about you having a nice car when he couldn't afford one either

>>28458926
>every job is a "drive a nice car or get fired job"
What about people who have a job and no car?

>>28459954
So?

>>28460694
find me a person in the US who has a job with no form of private transportation

>>28460689
Listen Koalasniffer
It's McDONALDS, not M a C C A s
fucking fag

take the bike pill

>be OP
>give into the must have muh nice car or be fired meme
>debt slave forever
Real /o/tists buy their 2000's shitbox outright and drive them until the wheels fall of
t. W203 bought from an old man 9 years ago

>>28460759
mad

>>28460831
absolutely

>>28459889
so the BMW brand ultimately just is bill padding on generic items them

>>28460863
Basically. You pay more for less.

>>28460863
Just like every other car? >>28459004

>>28460865
You don't even have a car

>>28460813
>Real /o/tists buy their 2000's shitbox outright and drive them until the wheels fall of
I'm at this point. Fifteen years with the same car and even though I've been able to afford a new car for a while, I just never get around to it because it just works. Even if I get what I want, it does not provide a lot of additional utility.

People are amazed how it just runs, because they've seen me abuse the car relentlessly. I just do 4K-5k services and replace whatever breaks during that time.

>>28458857
My car was 1200 and-
>mobile deathtrap
Well shit