Thread 28460885

Is this the greatest driver's car available?

Poop scooping shovel dick. Yeaaah.

>>28460885 (OP)
>Mcdonalds rental spec commuter box
do not redeem performance sir

>>28460885 (OP)
For under $50k new sure.

>>28460885 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1gSLGVufSLxS

>>28460885 (OP)
>can’t turn right
How many of these has the carousel at road America taken out. It’s a 996 graveyard

>>28460911
Bullshit. Just get a mustang GT 6 speed. under 50k, v8, fun fun fun and no shitty 4cyl boxer engine to worry about.

>>28460976
Not a driver's car

>>28460982
Neither are weeblet MONSTER TRUCKS see >>28460921 picrel

>>28460982
lmao. enjoy your underpowered rice burner.. "muh drivers car" lol
cope. seethe. dilate faggot.

>>28460982
>drivers car
what does that even mean though

>>28461073
a car that a driver drives

>>28461073
chally

>>28461073
A car where the point is more than press the gas pedal

>>28461090
Why are cagies so goddamn slow

>>28461110
we have to haul all these organs were saving around
and no you can't have one
go turn inside out on a guardrail

>>28460885 (OP)
>>28460911
miata
>inb4gay

>2,300lbs vs 2,800lbs
>doublewish bone suspension vs macpherson struts
>engineered from the ground up vs shared chassis from impreza
>solid inline 4 engine vs 4 cylinder boxer engine that blows up if you take a left turn too hard

swear /o/ is the same 20 zoomers shitposting

>>28461127
Thank you, it needed to be said

>>28461127
>inb4gay
It's still too ugly and slow
pikachu MONSTER TRUCK

>>28460885 (OP)
Avaliable? No that is current corvette and Porsche. Realistically obtainable new or used sure.

>>28460885 (OP)
For under $10k sure. Anything more than that and it's a scam.

>>28461127
It turns out our "miata is gay" boogeyman to keep used prices low backfired to where years in the future no one buys them new even when they're clearly the best thing on the market. Hindsight's 20/20.

>>28462455
nah miatas are just reddit as fuck lol

@28462458
you should go back there

@28462460
says the faggot shilling redditcars lol

>>28462458
The dago tranny lover sure seems to know a lot about reddit

@28462463
he says, as if his pos BMW isn't a redditor's wet dream

>>28462464
@28462472
miatas are reddit ahh pikachu MONSTER TRUCKS kek cry pussies

>>28462472
Don't forget that hypocrite Junkie José is driving fucking M-M-MONSTER TRUCKS in the parlance of his brown times LOL.

>>28462472
MY BLACK BAVARIAN MISTRESS IS FINDOMMING ME YASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY

>>28462476
LOL this ricelet stancelet STILL thinks every car that isn't lowered is a MONSTER TRUCK
So is lowering your car rice or not?
Not my fault the STRAIGHT 6 E39 on M-Sport suspension is perfect out of the box, otherwise you KNOW I'd MODIFY it
Kek cry pussy ricelet stancelet slowfaglet boyracelet fwdlet 4cylinderlet

@28462475
BMWs are reddit ass brownoid MONSTER TRUCKS kek cry pussies

>another BMW sneed thread
/o/'s most infamous and hated brand

>>28462475
He's such a ricer he only cares about being herrafrush.

>>28462492
>he's such a ricelet that he doesn't understand that wheel gap is HUGELY indicative of how much of a filthy casual the driver is

>>28462496
cool headcanon

>>28462506
I can always tell someone bought an expensive car for its perceived status as opposed to how it drives when I see a hilariously HUGE, beancounter old-man-appeasing, economy MONSTER TRUCK wheel gap
I don't have some way to put it
That's the way it is

>>28462522
PABLO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY HOMBRE?

>>28462522
says the ricer that only cares about looks

>>28462526
5 megatons of tacos consumed.

>>28462526
Oh lawd, he comin'!

https://youtu.be/DGcXJk5q4f0?si=4x7Qm8L-LJ9YQ1zR

>>28462526
Kek do you not know how reflections work? How can that even be me when I wasn't standing up when I took the picture? I'm not hispanic at all, by the way
>>28462531
>indicating something means you ONLY care about said thing!!!

>>28462547
>indicating something means you ONLY care about said thing!!!
It's obvious you have an unhealthy obsession with stance to anyone who posts here. You only drive automatics. Ricer.

>>28462547
literally the only thing you post about is whining about wheelgaps 18 hours a day. you're a fucking ricer

>>28462551
>everything is stance!!!
Kek you don't even have a car. Ricelet.

>>28462555
Literally you don't have a car, and of course I'm gonna LOL @ wheel gaps. Why the FUCK is every car on fuckin' STILTS?! LOL

Meh, I'm gonna get a torta

>>28462564
Stop eating that shit and you'll stop looking like this
>>28462526

>>28462562
Thank you for admitting you're a ricer, faggot

>>28462566
Good thing that's just a distorted reflection and it's also not of me kek torta time

FATBOY

>>28462567
>LOLing @ hilariiusly HUGE beancounter old-man-appeasing wheel gaps on cars owned by "enthusiasts" is rice!!!
Thank you for admitting you're a nocar, faggot

>>28462568
>>28462570
Bro you have fat folds on your wrist

>>28462575
For sure
Why are you making this thread about me again LOL
Obsessed

>>28462573
Why yes, yes it is rice. You literally only care about looks. Textbook rice.
>nocar
You wish, I have four.

>>28462587
How is LOLing rice?
Kek cry pussy nocar

The fags that buy cars just for their perceived status are the ones who only care about looks, which is why just owning whatever MONSTER TRUCK tjey have is enough, as long as the badge is nice. If they cared about the car they'd lower it, bur they only care about being seen with the badge

>>28462592
Only caring about looks is rice.

And to be on gods witchu f.a.m.s, it's downright DISRESPECTFUL to the ENGINEERS to leave the beancountered, old-man-appeasing, NEUTERED suspension on a car

>>28462601
That's why badge-buyers are the true ricers. But they aren't actuallt ricing anyrhing. They're RICELETS. REEEEEEEE

>>28462597
I have not lowered it BECAUSE I care about it.

>>28462607
Skill issue

>>28462608
Post your undercarriage

>>28462609
Which one?

>>28462610
Your lowered one that isn't scraped up, Mrs. Skilled Driver

>>28462611
Which part?

>>28462620
All of it, not just zoomed in on one part that isn't

>>28462627
Why? All your pictures are just zoomed in nonsense

>>28462631
What pictures?

>>28462634
All of them

>>28462597
If you ever try to leave LA you will be gang raped.

>>28462475
Kill yourself, niggerfaggot.

>>28462559
Post your riced downpipes, niggerfaggot. Provide us some comic relief.

>>28461090
god drag races are the gayest form of motorsport

>>28462522
lowered car = you gimped your suspension (but your car can still hard park at the gas station)
simple as that, sorry to tell you

>>28464105
>muh gay