Thread 28466709

What is "mcdonalds suspension"?

>>28466709 (OP)
When you get banned from McDonalds but not permanently

retarded forced meme by a single schizo referring to mcpherson struts.

>>28466711
I mostly see it used in the context of the BRZ/GT86

>>28466710
Correct.

>>28466712
Those cars use McPherson strut suspension. It's probably the child molester that owns two Miatas and talks like a baby from Lawrenceville. He's not exactly right in the head.

>>28466709 (OP)
a rental

>>28466712
The problem is pretty much everything made now has McDonald's suspension and you gotta pay 250,000$+ to get something with real suspension. Suspension that was standard in the 90s and early 2000s.

>>28466710
LMAO

>>28466709 (OP)
why is he holding two flamethrowers?
>>28466710
top kek

>>28466710
laughing out loud

>>28466748
Isn't it the same fag that spams /mg/ with USG, picachu and wheel gap is killing me?

>>28466709 (OP)
It's what they put into clown cars, like yours.

Mickey-Ds roll inward in corners. Wishbones camber outward so you get a bigger contact patch and generally better dynamics.
A macca front, wishy rear is a fun combo, but the ideal is wishies all around.
Multilink is wishbones, but more, and they're easy to get out of alignment.

>>28466907
>The simple answer is that for the vast majority of drivers for the vast majority of the time a MacPherson strut type of suspension does its job well and that it’s only in extremis that other systems come into their own.

>>28466983
Extreme people exist.

>>28467004
This is true. But in the same way very few car manufacturers design and make cars for extreme people (and mostly at large expense), as many very good cars have shown, well set-up McP suspension can make a fine handling car that wins multiple competitions.

This meme is mostly for benchracers who could not drive well enough to exploit the very small differences as a means of overcoming small dick energy towards cars they can't afford
>And no, before you suggest, my weekend car has twin wishbone + multilink rear. But I'm not good enough to exploit any tiny advantage

Not as important as spring and damper rate unless you're always casually pulling .8 g turns everywhere.

>>28467010
Well the geometry of a mcpherson can be "fixed" to perform well but then any asshat can also cut their tower slam it with 8 degrees castor, give it 2.5 degree static camber and call it a day.

>>28467010
Well, I've been driving wishbones since '08. I do powerslide often, constantly look for reasons to break traction, and have experienced the magical benefits on a near daily basis.

>>28467024
>I do powerslide often, constantly look for reasons to break traction
Oh, you're one of those. When you started I thought you were going to tell me you were a good driver

>>28467029
Like I give a shit.

>>28467031
About like you can drive, it would appear. I wonder if you confine your lack of car control to the track?

>>28467034
I've got dozens of track hours. But they all have rules banning intentional oversteer. I can do that shit at 15mph on the way to work and you can't do a damn thing about it.

>>28467035
Based

>>28467035
>I can do that shit at 15mph on the way to work and you can't do a damn thing about it.
I can laugh at you.
It's the driving equivalent of a fart can on a Civic

Third party observer here.
To be fair, the only person who gives a shit that you powerslide on public roads is you. It's a nuisance at best and a danger at worst for everyone else.

A 118hp corolla can skid around with a bit of ebrake.
It's not special and has nothing to do with the drive layout or suspension.

What the brown dog yappin about? RBP small son remember that.

Brown? rbp? The fuck is this nigger talking about

>>28467024
two words
bad ass

>>28466710
frippu bippu

>>28467064
Raped
By
Porsche
Raped by Porsche
RBP
Remember that brown son.

>>28467076
The what? I only ever see 944s and carreras and taycans and other gay slow shit

>>28466709 (OP)
it's mcpherson struts, it's ridiculed for being a cheap and simple design that's mostly used on fwd economy cars.

>>28466983
>my BRZ handles amazing!
False, objectively. McDonald struts are ALWAYS inferior to double Bs

>>28467076
Housed by Mil

>>28466711
>>28466712
The only people defending McDonald suspension own BRZs and 986 Boxster and ironically neither can turn right without grenading their engine.

Brz and nu 86 have wishbones in the rear where it matters.

The fastest cars on the road use only McD's suspension.
That guy needs to dilate his double wishbones neo-cunt.

>>28467118
Here he is, the schizo freak that got made fun of for owning a Macan Turbo.

Wrong

>>28466777
wrong thoughbeit

mcdicks? couldn't be me
it's double bones on all corners
they call me three for free

>>28467209
>>28467218
Raped by Porsche you hideous brown dogs. Remember that.

>>28467209
You own both leasebait rentals and you're proud of that fact

>>28467225
>(((sports car))) has to sweat to barely outrun a german taxi in the corners and gets stomped in the straights
lul

>>28467235
What the brown dog yappin about now?

>>28467242
Interesting how you use brown as an insult but then also use brown language. Proper spelling and grammar is a fun way to dunk on plebs.

>>28467253
>BARK BARK BARK

>>28467209
rice brakes

>>28467253
Huh? Speak up brownoid.

>>28466709 (OP)
whats a cadillac converter?

>>28467105
I see you have reading comprehension issues. Go back and read it again. Slowly. Let your lips mouth the words. Think about them..
And I don't have a BRZ

my dog is black :)

>>28467312
Brown retard really has a dirt yard LMFAO RBP brown son

>>28467312
>>28467209
Imressive, very nice.

Let’s see Brown Dog’s Porsche

. >>28467225

>>28467312
Nice chainlink fence and mismatched grill Muhammad.

>>28466710
flippy bippy

>>28467312
Do you live in a north african village?

Brownest thread on this whole website. As salamu alaikum

>>28466879
What the fuck is /mg/

>>28467010
You are trying to use logic and reason on a creature that has neither.

>>28467263
You've got upbrowoid all over your face, fat gay son

>>28467395
What are you yapping about now you brown dog?

>>28467400
You're the one yapping about "now you brown dog," fat gay son

>>28467402
Are you attempting communication with me, brownoid?

>>28467437
>ebonics

>>28467438
>brownomics

>>28467441
>>28467437
>Milhouse

>>28467481
Ready for your raping brownie?

>>28466710
I ended up coughing from my laughter, TOP KEK

>>28467231
Seems like a nice car desu.

>>28467296
I can read bro. It says for people driving to Starbucks they don’t need anything but McDonald’s suspensions. But it also says in sporty conditions Double Bs are better in every way.

It also says in the subtext that you own a NARP or a BRZ and we can all see it

>>28467037
low speed drifting is fun
some random laughing at low speed drifting is just weird unless of course he's actually enjoying the scene

>>28466709 (OP)
>>28466710

>>28467680
Nope, you still don't quite have it. Keep trying

And I don't have a Porsche, Subaru or a Toyota (but a 911 is a real one)

>>28468021
Oh I'd be enjoying the scene - just not quite in the way you imagine

>>28466710
FUCK

>>28468429
The car you're butthurt about for having front maccas? It has rear wishbones. That combo has a better turn-in feel to kick an awd to oversteer but you wouldn't know.

>>28466709 (OP)
MacPherson strut. It does its job just well enough that slop enjoyers will pay a premium price for a vehicle that comes with a poormans suspension and they won't ever question it. They will rather post weird copes about benchracers, how no one
>because they can't
can exploit the advantages of a better suspension setup and lastly, post some car with mcdonalds being 'faster' than ??? and completely missing the point. Morons really, best to just point and laugh.

>>28468466
A true post. Most of the people who whine about the inadequacies of McPherson strut front suspension can't drive well enough to exploit the very small difference a double-wishbone suspension would afford them, especially on the road.
They compensate for this lack of driving ability by denigrating the suspension of the car that just comprehensively gapped them.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QFKCStTZ_w0

Because 911's and M3s are just appalling-handling cars. So slow on the roads and on the track.Amirite?

>>28468510
lol stfu faggot. I’m faster than you in your car and I’m faster than you in my car. Stupid bitch. I don’t buy cheap shit for premium price, sorry you’re trying to brag and force memes about your overpriced slop. And also if it’s not a GTS it’s slow. And if it’s not a GT3 it’s NARP.
Don’t sit here and try to pretend your 350hp McDonald’s struts are fast. They’re not.

>>28468415
Ok slow fag

>>28466709 (OP)
see this is what I meant, you must point and laugh at people like this >>28468510 as this poor fellow still cannot understand

>>28468517
>I’m faster than you in your car and I’m faster than you in my car
Only a complete retarded idiot would make a statement like that without knowing who is on the other keyboard, and especially as I never mentioned what I do drive. This means your opinion can be discarded and I didn't read the rest

>>28468544
I understand perfectly.. I posted this
>>28466983
and I live in the real world.

As nobody in this thread is capable of hitting the lap record on any track, in any car the differences are moot.

>>28468544
What car do you drive?

>mcdonalds
>plastic engine
>monster truck
>auto only
>still rapes virtually every car ever made in performance while being comfortable and practical
Kek.

>>28468569
You type like a faggot who doesn’t know shit about cars let alone driving and I know for a fact I am faster than 95% of people at club racing events bc I’ve got the data to show it.
>>28468600

You don’t have a McTurbo my friend. That’s a very different car than a 986 Boxster despite your best efforts to pretend otherwise

>>28468636
>I know for a fact I am faster than 95% of people at club racing events bc I’ve got the data to show it.
Oh, so now it's 95%?. At club racing?. But you still don't know who I am. I could be one of the 5% - you just don't know. Which is why you and your post are stupid

NTP but he never claimed to have a 911 - he just pointed out what one could do. You do like your strawman arguments, don't you?

>>28466777
Bones were never standard in the 90s or 00s. Only on top end cars were they a thing. Most Toyota's through that period had maccas as standard, was only until the late 90s/early 00s when flagship models started to have front bones.
American cars, did any have bones other than the corvette?
BMWs were using maccas.
Audis, Mercedes, idk, but most likely all had maccas.
What did have bones? The Miata, FD RX7, MK4 Supra and GTRs? Oh and the sporty Hondas..

>>28468636
What the brown dog yappin about?

>>28468674
>What did have bones?
How about a 1960's Triumph Herald, or Spitfire, or GT6 (all the same front end) Or TR4/5/6?

>>28468683
Milhouse is not a meme.

>>28468715
But Millhouse not being a meme, is a meme

>>28468715
Gonna cry brownie?

>>28468651
Dude just go to Reddit and post lmao. Why are you here.
McDonald’s is funny bc it’s true and everyone gets it.
Raped by Porsche son remember it signed brown dog is not funny.
Brown dog isn’t a cool gamer tag.
It’s just sad. Porsche is too expensive for what it is and they’re really not fast unless you buy a GT3 but that’s really not that similar to a C2 is it?

>>28468674
Audi started Double Bs around 2000, bmw still only does it for the 5-7 series. Porsche has done it on race cars and Panny for years but only recently added it for the GT3.

>>28468752
Quit your yappin brownoid. You get RBP daily.