Will buying this help me get better pussy and impress my coworkers as a 27 year old? I only care about cars insofar as they help me achieve these two goals.

>>28469250 (OP)
>Will buying this help me get better pussy
No.
>impress my coworkers as a 27 year old
Maybe, depending on how vapid and/or brown your coworkers are.

>>28469254
>No.
Why won't it impress women? What car do I need to impress women? Does it have to be a Porsche?
>Maybe, depending on how vapid and/or brown your coworkers are.
They are vapid, but they are White. I am also very vapid.

>>28469257
>Why won't it impress women?
Because they don't care about cars they see every day.
>They are vapid, but they are White. I am also very vapid.
Well congrats, that's one outta two.

With the exceptions that are classics or kit cars wholly focused on motoring/racing, no car will impress a woman.
Sorry you had to learn it from this shithole of a board and not in your daily life. Do you even interact with women?

>>28469250 (OP)
>Will buying this help me get better pussy and impress my coworkers
Yes and yes. But on the women part it's only a slight up on your overall score, so if you're a massive fucking autist (which you very likely are) it won't matter.
Also if you want to impress colleagues and get verbal praise or compliments, that won't fucking happen.
Also KANKER that's a terribly specced example; get something like this instead

>C180
lol

>>28469282
Women have no fucking idea about what's 'a classic' let alone what a kit car (seriously what the fuck are you thinking) focused on racing is. Clearly you've never spoken to an average woman about cars or the 'women' you're chasing used to be men.

Rule of thumb for OP:
As long as it looks expensive, OF COURSE it'll impress a woman.
And thankfully women have no fucking idea about cars or the fact that an seven year old C180 is faggot tier for kebab enthusiasts only

>>28469278
You're American. Here, in Europe, we are poor.

>>28469282
>a classic car will impress women
"Ew why are you driving such an old car"

>cars wholly focused on motoring/racing
"Ew are you into like street racing? Why not just get a normal car?"

Do (You) interact with women?

>>28469288
>it's only a slight up on your overall score
I know, I can get pussy, I just need better pussy.

>get verbal praise or compliments
I just want them to think about it, they don't have to praise me.

Thanks for the suggestion. To be honest, I don't care about the specs that much. I just want the car for the two aforementioned goals, and I don't want it to break down too much.

>>28469291
I don't care about the model. I don't interact with anyone that cares about the model. If it achieves the goals outlined in the OP, I am happy. Even if it was just a painted fake Lamborghini made of glued trash and a moped engine, like the subsaharan Africans make them in their tribal villages.

>>28469302
>If it achieves the goals outlined in the OP, I am happy. Even if it was just a painted fake Lamborghini made of glued trash and a moped engine, like the subsaharan Africans make them in their tribal villages.
hahhaha based OP
be mindful that the average /o/tist can't handle this shit and will talk down your choices and way of looking at things, so don't linger too long reading all about what these aspergers syndrome poorfags pretend to know about women or impressing others

>>28469301
What part of my post said that women had to understand or appreciate the fact that your car is a classic or a kit car you monstrously retarded nigger? All they see is a car that is different from the standard slop they see all day. That’s it. You’ve got quite the projector set up to be saying i’ve never interacted with women when you’ve got opinions like these.
>>28469302
>>a classic car will impress women
>"Ew why are you driving such an old car"

>>cars wholly focused on motoring/racing
>"Ew are you into like street racing? Why not just get a normal car?"

>Do (You) interact with women?
Everything you’ve written here indicates you’ve either never interacted with woman and only know of them through 4chan memes, or you’ve only ever interacted with harlots and materialists. Either way, I have never had the reaction you’ve given for my MGB and that’s a hairdresser car compared to any actual classic.

>>28469302
>You're American. Here, in Europe, we are poor.
No, I'm not, Mercs are Taxis here and also in most European countries.

>>28469250 (OP)
>>28469301
>>28469319
Gentlemen! Let me settle this. The truth is that women know absolutely nothing about cars, we are all in agreement on that. I believe women wouldn't like old cars because they'll think they're cheap shitboxes and they wouldn't know what is a rare classic.
Women are not impressed by cars. Everyone who buys a supercar says the same thing - women don't care, only other guys care. So when picking a car to impress women, just pick something decently nice and keep it clean, that's it. Your merc will do the job, but it's a shit car so buy a lexusls460 instead and just keep it clean.

>>28469319
I dunno man, all I see is you being defensive and nitpicking the two separate accounts calling you on your clearly deluded troglodyte 'woman knowledge' bullshit

>>28469319
All women are harlots and materialists, it's their biological prerogative, like all men prefer hot women instead of ugly landwhales.
As another anon mentioned, you probably like women that used to be men. Don't let the swords touch!

>>28469329
Alright, what car would impress women then? Does it have to be a Porsche? What a nightmare.

>>28469336
There’s no nitpicking. You’ve never felt the touch of a woman. This isn’t even some esoteric knowledge as you seem to be implying. Classic cars impress, so long as they’re not some malaise era garbage, near everyone, women included. They won’t get you pussy.
You are an incel, and so is OP. Get off my enthusiast board.

>>28469342
>Alright, what car would impress women then?
A clean one

>>28469342
No car will impress a woman, but if you insist on an answer, it will be anything decently comfy and anything kept clean. By decently comfy, I just mean anything that drives normally, has AC and heated seats.

>>28469342
> All women are harlots and materialists, it's their biological prerogative, like all men prefer hot women instead of ugly landwhales.
Right. So you’re an incel. I should’ve expected that replying to a post asking if some base model Merc would get “better pussy” but I had a slight bit a hope you were maybe just an underage moron that could benefit from growing up. Clearly you’re just a failed adult.

>>28469352
Whatever you say, tranny chaser. Your advice and tone are so bad I think you're most likely trolling.

>>28469349
I don't think that's right, I think >>28469301 was probably correct on this. An expensive-looking Mercedes impresses more than a random Ford or an old Lexus.

>>28469347
>Reeeee I'm the cars and women expert and I can't handle anyone disagreeing with me on the internet
calm down nigger, go and take your kit car to that abandoned parking lot to get BJs from those 'women' with big hands and talk about non-malaise era classics with them

>>28469356
> Whatever you say, tranny chaser. Your advice and tone are so bad I think you're most likely trolling.
There’s no trolling. You’ve likely never interacted with any woman of worth. I don’t even mean this in a mean spirited way.
I administer my own car club in my city and have quite a few female members. Some even have their own classics.
Possibly you’re from a third world shithole, I could excuse you then. I suppose over there women are only interested in lease-bait german trash. But if you’re from the first world and you genuinely believe that a nice classic won’t at the very minimum pique the interest of a woman, in the midst of a massive retrowave we’re having, you are either a full blown incel or a contrarian retard.

Nice job, bro, threads doin' alright.

>>28469363
lol if a bit of swearing set you off, you aren’t destined for this board or website. go away tourist.

>28469366
I’m not even that original poster, seething tranny.

>>28469375
Life do be like that sometimes

>>28469376
Whatever you say Anon, have your (You) and go buy that base model, used merc for that “better pussy”. I won’t stop you. It’s your life to live.

>>28469250 (OP)
BMW and Merc only attract older 35yr+ women
There was a story on that

>>28469364
Okay, I get it now, you're 40-50+ and out of touch. Turn on Fox News and let us talk grandpa, I'm not trying to hit on your age group.

>>28469369
hahaha the only one here being 'set off' is you
stop acting as if this fucking shithole is some secret internet club and telling someone to leave; it's a very newfaggoty thing to say.
this is a very superficial imageboard about cars, no more, no less; nothing 'enthusiast' about it.

>>28469383
Fine, what car do I buy to attract women in my age range or younger then? Open to suggestions.

>>28469364
>I don’t even mean this in a mean spirited way.
I'm not even in this but did you read what you just posted now and in earlier posts? it's oozing with autistic rage

>>28469382
lol. lmao even. stancelet ricer faggot.

>>28469385
As I said my good lad, go buy that merc. Fulfil your turkish dreams. Don’t let grandpapi ruin your aspirations.

>>28469383
I'd like to hear this story
>>28469388
also what's wrong with 35+ women? go fuck those

>>28469389
Aren’t you supposed to be banned? When are you going to get tired of your incessant spamming?
>>28469388
Is this your first day here?

>>28469393
kek faggot

>>28469393
>haha NEW GUY we're all being flaming retards all the time here, didn't you get that?
just calling out a faggot when I see one

>>28469395
Did the bank return you an interest rate? How high is it, 20%? Genuinely wishing to know. Heard you euros have it harder when it comes to credit. Best you focus on that instead of posting screenshots like these.

>>28469397
Do you earnestly believe people here, especially with the likes of RBP, BMW thumbnail, GTR schizo & co. infesting this board everyday are not a bunch of flaming retards?

>>28469398
srimbapple my vagina, dudette

>>28469399
nope, they are mega retarded, just like you. only they seem to be slightly self aware about it, unlike you

>>28469401
Cmon, have a little bit of fun. Post that loan approval. Genuinely curious.

>>28469390
I'm not Turkish. The fact that Arabs buy these cars is a reason why I made this thread. Maybe there is a less brown-coded option to achieve the goals outlined in the OP.

>>28469415
The less brown-coded option is not letting a car decide your sexual fitness. It’s a car. A hunk of metal. For all my trolling, a car will genuinely never improve your chances. You’re better off joining a tennis club.

>>28469250 (OP)
Same question but about the E300. Also how fucked is maintainance/reliability for a 2020 MBenz?

>>28469389
You could never be me, you little pussyboy

>>28469471
> Also how fucked is maintainance/reliability for a 2020 MBenz?
If you have to ask…

>>28469478
I drive a shitbox from 2005 with double digits HP, the newest car i've driven is from 2009. I want to upgrade to something good looking, comfortable, powerful and not-too-big of a maintenance headache.

>>28469484
Lease it then. No need to deal with the maintenance.

>>28469250 (OP)
If it has been properly serviced it has about 3 more years left in it.

>>28469486
I cant afford to lease a new one, i can afford to buy a used car that's not that old(5 years max). I was looking at the E class because i really like the design(both interior and exterior) and the big navi tablet. Besides, here people still say "Its Mercedes and the rest of them" so there's also the perceived status factor

>>28469302
I thank my lucky stars I don't have a mindset like yours, holy shit

>>28469250 (OP)
It won't because it's a dull as dishwater muslim mobile in NPC gray.

>>28469497
What is a White man's car then?

>>28469387
Have you tried being attractive?

>>28469392
Study* not story.
And to answer your question.
Sure you can fuck 35yr+ old women.
But they arn't wife material, so I don't see the point.
White women in that bracket are for pump and dumps. They are Burnt out psychologically.
.t sex haver

>>28469250 (OP)
Silver, failmatic. 0/10 would not bang.

>>28469250 (OP)
Corvette or Mustang will help with the pussy. simple as.

>>28469250 (OP)
It will impress people for a grand total of 2 weeks, then the novelty will fade. Think you can lock down a cunt in that time frame? If you want pussy and have about 25k to burn, invest 20k and spend the 5k going to expensive social shit to advertise you're not poor, or just spend that money to enjoy a professional escort once a month for a year.

I am giving you this specific advice only because you apparently don't meet women in your work and hobbies

>>28469250 (OP)
NOBODY is going to be impressed by a fucking C180

pretty sure picrel will be MUCH better at picking up chicks

>>28470092
or this

but sure a fucking C class is a chick magnet lol

>>28469803
No one knows what the model is. People just look an expensive-looking Mercedes.

>>28469706
>It will impress people for a grand total of 2 weeks
I'll drive it for more than two weeks. And since I have to drive something anyway, might as well use it to get pussy. I don't have to go to expensive social events.

>>28469803
No one knows what the model is and no one cares. People just see an expensive looking Mercedes.

>>28470092
Gay.

>>28470106
Not gay, you're correct on this, but it also costs 5k more and I don't see how many km it has on it.

>buying things purely to attract a mate except you don't actually pass on your genes you just cum on her tummy and leave with less money and no offspring
Man y'all niggas retarded bro but you do you cuh.

>>28469333
>I believe women wouldn't like old cars because they'll think they're cheap shitboxes and they wouldn't know what is a rare classic
80s and 90s cars yes, but a proper classic (50s/60s) will always be recognisable

>>28470224
Cars are mundane these days, people will ONLY care aboute a new car for 2 WEEKS at a time and NEVER MORE.
That applies to your colleagues at work, who won't care after the 2nd week
>unless you do mods or something and obsess over it like a kid, at which point it's up to your personality not to make it cringe
and it also applies to pussy: if you interest a woman thanks to/because of the car (doubt), the novelty of it will fade in 2 weeks and then you have to carry the relationship on your own. If you can't get a girl to let you fuck her on the 1st/2nd date without a car, it will take more than 2 weeks for her to open up to a non-exciting guy like you, so you will just be postponing "back at square one" by the novelty period of your car, which is 2 weeks since the day she sees it. Cars DO NOTHING to get a pussy wet in the year 1975+50.

Get yourself a sensible, cheap-to-own car that doesn't look beat up and worn out, and spend the money on getting more fit and developing a more interesting personality.
If you can't do that, spend a year fucking escorts until sex loses novelty for you and you stop caring, just as the people around you won't care for the car you drive unless it's €200k+ or an offensively broken jalopy that surely has cheated papers

>>28470307
A nice car just doesn't impress people like it used to.
><100k
"It's financed."
><200k
"It's leased."
>200k+
"It's a rental."
The only correct move is to get something you can afford to keep, take good care of it, and focus more on making yourself attractive. A car won't help.

>>28470307
A nice car just doesn't impress people like it used to.
> <100k
"It's financed."
> <200k
"It's leased."
> 200k+
"It's a rental."
The only correct move is to get something you can afford to keep, take good care of it, and focus more on making yourself attractive. A car won't help yo.

>>28470307
A nice car just doesn't impress people like it used to.
> -100k
"It's financed."
> -200k
"It's leased."
> 200k+
"It's a rental."
The only correct move is to get something you can afford to keep, take good care of it, and focus on making yourself more attractive. A car won't help you.

>>28469250 (OP)
>get pussy
Lmao no. The only times women care in any way about your car is if it looks dirty or if you're driving something like a lambo or a bugatti. That merc is neither of those things.

>>28469250 (OP)
There are advantages to keeping a low profile.

>>28469302
European women are fucking stupid even compared to American women god DAMN

just get a cute car like a Miata or 206cc and kys it'll do more for you than anything

>>28469257
>Why won't it impress women? What car do I need to impress women? Does it have to be a Porsche?
Women don't like sports cars except the NA Miata for the quirkiness, but even then they only like it if you have it as a 2nd car bc they hate riding in sports cars unless the weather is nice and your convertible top is down, the ride is uncomfortable, they don't like the body roll, and they like riding high up, not like the sedan in your picture.
Cute cars like the Miata or Beetle can get a pass but there's better options.
Getting a nice car is a plus for women (KEEP IT CLEAN, no appearance mods, women think spoilers are stupid FYI) but most don't care about cars like men do, occasionally you'll have random women saying nice/beautiful car but 100% of the conversations started about it are from men.

The best cars if you want to attract women are the Porsche Macan/Cayenne, Jeep Wrangler, Mini JCW, G Wagon, and Urus, likely also the Purosangue when they come out.
If you can afford two cars, that's when the sports cars and supercars from the luxury brands like Porsche, Lamborghini, and Ferrari start mattering.
Cars like the new NSX also work even though the brand isn't prestigious because normal ppl don't know what they are and don't really see them often.

>>28470544
>Women don't like sports cars except the NA Miata
What?

>Jeep Wrangler, Mini JCW
LMAO

Do we even live on the same planet?

>>28469387
I didn't read through the whole thread but depends what kind of girl you're going after, I'm the same poster from above btw so you don't think there's two anons suggesting the same cars.

If you can get 1 car probably the Macan, I know you like Sedans, I do too, but women love SUVs and the Macan is pretty fun to drive.
Which SUV you get depends on the kind of
girl you want, Minis are more for college, preppy girl, (upper) middle class girls IMO, but that was the environment I grew up in.
Don't get a sports car as your only car if you care about presenting yourself as attractive to women, it makes women think you're a manchild spending money on toys instead of being responsible.

If you can get 2 cars:
SUV + NA Miata in a bright colour
SUV + Boxster in silver or white
Depends on the type of girl you're trying to get, e-girl types really like the NA Miata, more normal girls like the Boxster, white and silver look the most classy and are the easiest to clean (or at least look clean)

3 cars:
SUV + NA Miata, Mini, or Beetle convertible + Boxster/911/Lambo/etc.
Gives you the practical option, cute quirky option girls love, and the luxury option to take on dates.

>>28470555
I don't really understand why women love Jeep Wranglers so much either desu, I think a lot of women just like the idea of how practical and rugged it is bc it makes them feel safe.
Not sure what your experience is with Minis but women I've known usually liked them bc they thought they were cute, and I usually see women driving them on the road.

Women genuinely don't like sports cars tho if it's your only car, they always worry about taking their pets, taking their friends, having enough space for furniture, groceries, etc., not being safe because they're small, and not being able to see far because they're low.

My take

This depends on where in Europe you are. The richer the country, the less impressive that C class will be. If you're in eastern Yurop, it will definitely impress anyone who's a regular wagie.

People will judge you based on your car. Some might be impressed, some might be jealous and seethe.

Will it get you better pussy? Depends on what you define better as. It will definitely improve your chances with status seeking women. But, you need to be honest with yourself if you really want to maintain both an old Mercedes and a status seeking woman. It can be financial quicksand that might significantly lower your quality of life.

At that price point, as much as I hate to say it, get a crossover. Those will impress women much more.

Also, you're 27. Have fun with it for a few years, and afterwards the novelty factor will definitely wear off and your standards will change.

holy christ an entire thread generalizing 4 billion people as if they all like or don’t like the same type of car

>>28469494
Don't worry, women have a sixth sense where they can detect vapid losers like OP
He will learn this in time

>>28469250 (OP)
A motorcycle has a higher chance to impress a female and or coworker.
An overpriced low tier German sedan likely won't, maybe if she's from a village in east Europe. Your other choice is some classic car or a sports car anon. But just get the bike it's cheaper.

>>28469250 (OP)
i got pussy and i have a focus from 04

>>28469250 (OP)
Get a personality.

>>28469250 (OP)
zoometes unironically love the newest chink electric cars.

get up with the times, granpa

>>28470224
Maybe EU is different but here in NA these would be cringe cars, every kid who thinks they're baller has one of these and everyone around our age knows that these cars aren't worth shit and the ppl driving them usually get viewed negatively.

If you want to be a baller on a budget, you'd need something more obscure and uncommon like an old 911 (not the egg headlights), Mercedes SL, Maseratis (normie don't know about the depreciation yet), BMW i8, etc.

>>28469301
>Clearly you've never spoken to an average woman about cars
of course not, that would defeat the entire purpose of having a nice car, which is to impress women. don't talk to them about the car. we don't even care about cars, it's for them, even though they do not actively know it.

>>28470612
That doesn't make sense, I see them dating losers all the time kek
I think you mean autists.

>>28469250 (OP)
Homo ik kijk ook naar een c klasse, ga niet voor de instappers maar voor betere motoren, minimaal 200 pk, je krijgt anders spijt elke keer wanneer je invoegt. Sluit desnoods een financiering af maar doe dit nooit bij je dealer maar bij een bank, de rente is daar meestal lager. Betaal 5 tot 10k en doe regelmatig een onderhoudsbeurt.

>>28469415
Too late you're already a sand nig

This will attract the wrong kind of hoes. For some reason MB somewhere in the middle of 2010s decided to become a brand for extravagant retards. faggots and gold diggers. Mechanically, it has about 5 years of life service left before shits itself at most.
Anything after W212, C218 and W221 is flamboyant gay trash. And even at these models, I am pushing it a little bit. Even the early 2000s models that were then labelled as cheaply made and of poor quality are now considered battle tanks compared to the modern pieces of cow shit that MB produces.
>w211 with 500.000km owner

It will only impress browns.
Humans will view you as spiritually brown for owning one.

>>28469250 (OP)
If you want to buy something to impress women buy this.

https://youtu.be/s59UYkdloZ0

>>28469516
Lincoln, Buick, Corvette, Porsche, Bentley.

>>28473089
Kek how fucking old are you godsDAMN

>>28473093
You're calling me an old fuck when you don't even know how to use a computer.

>>28473102
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>28469250 (OP)
a hell naw nigga das shit be 10 yer old fuck you be drivin sum groundscraper ahh buy a suv nigga fuck you be on

>>28469257
>What car do I need to impress women?
right now? base trim 2025 kia sportage

>>28469250 (OP)
>C-class

that's a fucking taxi car

>>28469484
buy a w203 then

>>28469257
A woman told me she liked my 1990 crown Vic at a Walmart once

>>28469250 (OP)
Kaas.

>>28473391
w203 is from the same era isnt it? , i am not buying another old beater.

>>28469250 (OP)
Just get a A45 AMG or Audi RS3.

>>28469250 (OP)
They care a lot but they care about cars with personality.

Instead of a sedan, get a c class coupe convertible.