Thread 28469562

>want a car with presence to terrorize the roads?
challenger.
>want a 4-door instead?
charger.
>wifey wants an suv?
durango.
>want one of the best track cars ever made?
viper.

What a based brand.

>>28469562 (OP)
>Wanting to terrorize the roads

>>28469562 (OP)
>Amerislop

>>28469562 (OP)
Correct.

>>28469586
if you want exciting enthusiast cars, there's just no where else to turn to.

>>28469562 (OP)
I love mopar

>want a car with presence to terrorize the roads?
Altima
>want a 4-door?
Altima
>wifey wants an suv?
Altima
>want one of the best track cars ever made?
Altima

>want a car with presence to terrorize the roads?
corvette
>want a 4 door?
2 corvettes (or one R35)
>wifey wants an suv?
Kill her and get a corvette
>want one of the best track cars ever made?
corvette

All RWD naturally aspirated 6 and 8 cylinder engines
Dodge were the good guys all along, they refuse to make any disposable slop.

And now only the durango remains. We didnt know how good we had it.

>>28469643
this but unironically
altimas have more road presence and are more intimidating than dodges

>>28469643
This. I fear the average beatup altima/nissan falling apart live, than some dodge cuck.

>>28469974
We actually did know how good we had it, they flew off lots every year

>>28470052
He fell for the “dodge=nigger” meme. Large displacement pushrod V8s are as American as apple pie.

>>28470052
>We actually did know how good we had it,
You're actually completely right. The issue is that even though dodge products sold pretty well, they lost a lot of the profit due to carbon/emissions credits that they were forced to pay
Unlike ford and GM, dodge wasnt selling hordes of 1.3t 3 cylinder econoboxes, hybrids, and EVs to make up for it.

>>28469562 (OP)
Didn't that brand go full ev and now plays fake vroom vroom sounds out of its electric vehicle?

>>28470153
Thank god nobody forces you to but the latest shit

>>28469562 (OP)
and they sell the individual cars like barbecue with progressively hotter engine sauce, also with basically every model of their cars having a "performance" variant, even the minivans and pickups. they make their cars in a rather retard-thoughtful way that makes them surprisingly easy to work on and they all share so many parts the prices are cheap and stock is plentiful.
i shilled mopar before when i had a dart, i shilled mopar when i bought a chally in 2020 and i will continue to shill mopar because it is the only american car company that makes cars people actually want to drive. i will give them a pass on the daimler era's hyperamerican brutalism because they were trying to pull off a "what germans think americans like" design language that would have gone over better 10 years previous. after the post-cerberus styling revamp they have completely come around and i think they don't have a single car that isn't at least pleasant to look at, even if it's mechanically suspect.

>>28470180
EVEN WITH their EV charger, i RESPECT that they at least refused to make some generic blobshit. The engineers at dodge definitely have soul, no matter how much the beancounters and executives try to limit them
The dodge dart was marketed as some sporty little car which it definitely was not but i still appreciate that marketing direction

>>28470184
the dart was really sad because they basically designed an absolute wrx killer and then the entire industry suddenly decided cars were dumb for some reason????
you know they were planning some serious shit because the 200 is exact same car but stretched a bit and with a pentastar in it
a dart with 305 natty hp, a zf and awd would have been an absolute weapon

>only full sized non luxury sedans in 2025 are the EV charger and “””Toyota crown”””
please save us. . .

>>28469977
Only because nigs are unpredictable

>>28470467
What about accord and Camry, Avalon?

>>28469562 (OP)
>challenger.
Discontinued and associated with niggers and chuds.

>cchubs.
Also associated with degens.

>durango.
Shiftiest SUV on the market.

>viper.
Discontinued for years.

>>28469643
Based man of color

Here's a redpill for you:

Dodge fans are insecure guys who falsely believe their car enhances their masculinity. They'll ignore obvious quality problems and the availability of superior cars just protect the idea of manliness that a corporation marketed to them.

>>28472191
camry isn't full-size and avalons aren't made anymore
Also, fag-wheel drive

>>28474672
bruh das rascsist as an af fuck f.a.m. on GODS fr fr lmaooo

>>28474672
here's a blackpill for you

Dodge haters are insecure manlets that despise anything that hints of strength or power. They'll ignore the fact that the cars are inexpensive to own and fun to drive, and the availability of ideologically-opposed 3cyl hybrid cuckboxes just project the idea of vulnerability that a corporation projected onto them.

>>28474684
What about those that acurately see dodges as ghetto bullshit with hilariously HUGE, beancounter neutered, old-man-man appeasing MONSTER TRUCK suspensions?

>manlet literally crying about cars being taller than him
LOL
M
A
O

>eboniclet can't even explain why he'd even want to be SEEN in a ghetto MONSTER TRUCK, let alone DRIVE one like some kind have black or indigenous criminal of color
BRUH
M
A
O

>>28474711
>why he'd even want to be SEEN in a ghetto MONSTER TRUCK

loo-hoo-hooserrr

>>28474672
Why do people always get weird and start psychoanalyzing dodge? We get it. You don’t want to be associated with anything that black people like. Dodge haters come across as extremely insecure. Imagine being so obsessed with niggers that you can’t enjoy a RWD car with a big fuckoff v8. Pathetic.

>be SEEN in a ghetto MONSTER TRUCK

YOU KNOW WHAT MY NIGGA
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS GODDAMN RACIN' CAR MY NIGGA

>>28474711
>bmao

>>28470195
>the dart was really sad because they basically designed an absolute wrx

How much glue do you have to huff to believe shit like this?

>>28475277
none because the dart's interior panels were held on with magnets

it was a great car, it's just a slightly larger alfa giulietta with the same 1.4 turbo and 6-speed, sounded like pure sex, was extremely slow. with a pentastar and AWD like the 200 got it would have been a rocket

>>28474740
Kek I bet you wear air force ones and fubu

>>28474700
Yes, only the most ghetto of machines are displayed in museum settings. I forgot to snap a picture of the Altima down the hall you delusional moron.

>>28475318
And you wear a fedora and drink onions

>>28475347
Yes, cars from 55 years ago are what people are referring to when they say dodges are ghetto as fuck. What a delusional moron.
>anyone that sees dodges as the ghetto bullshits that they are obviously wears fedoras and drinks onions somehow!!!
Kek cry pussy

>>28475376
Then do you think that Vipers are "ghetto bullshit" as well? If yes, then I deem you as the gayest, brownest person on planet earth.

>>28475376
go back to your containment shoebox tiny tim

>>28475427
Then do you think Vipers are what people mean when they talk about dodges being ghetto as fuck? If yes, then I deem you as the gayest, brownest person on planet earth.

>>28475436
This tree got too fuckin TALL so i had to cull the bitch
I don't deal with bullshit for GIANTS
Also the E39 is the best sports sedan overall that there is

>>28475464
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵗʳᵉᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗᵒᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦn ᵀᴬᴸᴸ ˢᵒ ᶦ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵘˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
>ᴵ ᵈᵒn'ᵗ ᵈᵉᵃˡ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇᵘˡˡˢʰᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᴳᴵᴬᴺᵀˢ
>ᴬˡˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᴱ39 ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ˢᵖᵒʳᵗˢ ˢᵉᵈᵃn ᵒᵛᵉʳᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ

>>28469562 (OP)
It used to be.
But all they have on offer now is just re-badged eurocrap, and their trucks (Ram) are overpriced turds.

>>28475458
Couldn't tell you, you only speak of Dodges. I don't fjcking know what's going on in that tiny head of yours. It sure is incapable of giving clear answers though.

>>28475470
>when you know you're tripping hard as an af fuck f.a.m.

If I bought a Hellcat what are the odds I'll get carjacked by a squad of niggers?

>new Stellantis CEO fired all the gay european retards
>Ralph Gilles is now both Chief Design Officer and Head of Design
SOON

>>28475483
Not happening, or it's going to be a v8 or ev.

>>28475492
Europe is backtracking on their gay EV stance, we are so back displacement sisters

>>28475492
>it's going to be a v8
CHRYSLER FIREPOWER CONFIRMED
ITS ARE YEAR BOYS

>>28475318
I’m redneck as fuck dude. You are obsessed.

>>28475483
>>28475494
>new Stellantis CEO fired all the gay european retards
>Europe is backtracking on their gay EV stance
Rent. Fucking. Free.

>>28475458
Cammisa thinks that ghetto means having a budget. I wouldn't use him as a reference for anything.

this image literally evaporated europeans

>>28475513
What's with Chrysler and their JU-52 hoods?

>>28475519
that was exactly it, they were trying to hearken back to like '20s and '30s automotive design when stuff was largely inspired by those kinds of corrugated-body planes.

>>28475519
>>28475530
also they were trying to seem inspired by this which frankly doesn't look very good. glad they went with the stamped strakes instead of trim bits.

>>28475537
I dunno, I'm a sucker for 30's art deco styling and that era in general.
t. owns a '34 Ford