Thread 28472779 - /o/ [Archived: 756 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:51:34 PM No.28472779
Subaru_Ascent_Beverage_Holders_19
Subaru_Ascent_Beverage_Holders_19
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Why would anyone need this many cup holders
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:21 PM No.28472781
Amerimutts and their high fructose corn syrup drinks
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:37 PM No.28472783
>>28472779 (OP)
I miss the 80's when there was ZERO cupholders
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:53:50 PM No.28472788
>>28472779 (OP)
100% based.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:54:30 PM No.28472792
Americans incessantly eat. My first euro car to have a cup holder has two 250ml size holders.
I don't need f uckig cake holders in my car.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:55:11 PM No.28472796
>>28472783
because we DRANK FROM THE HOSE and rode our BIKES
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:56:11 PM No.28472801
>>28472779 (OP)
I have NEVER seen anyone use a door cup holder as an actual holder
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:56:35 PM No.28472803
>>28472783
Zero cup holders but a an astray for every occupant. Oh, how slimmer we were in those days.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:57:11 PM No.28472807
>>28472783
My 1988 van had 10 cupholders before I added a second table to bring the total up to 14.
However my '90 vic had none until I slapped some cupholders from a later model grand marq on it so...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:57:13 PM No.28472808
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>>28472779 (OP)
Two (2) cupholders in this baby
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:58:57 PM No.28472813
>>28472801
Fiat door pockets will take a wine bottle. My '75 would take a four pack in that space behind the handbrake.
Car design can be interesting.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:06:01 PM No.28472832
>>28472779 (OP)
What else is supposed to go there? Is it better to have a small storage option or just a solid blank piece of plastic with no purpose or utility?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:38:52 PM No.28473014
>>28472779 (OP)
Blame Toyota.
It's their fault for figuring out Americans wanted atleast 2 cup holders per seat.
(Ideally 3)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:41:57 PM No.28473019
s-l1200
s-l1200
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>>28472801
My mom has this car, we use the door cup holders for tings like water bottles, the real cupholders are for cans/drinks. I also place my phone in the door "cup holder".
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:56:44 PM No.28473058
>>28472779 (OP)
hating cupholders is the most faggot complaint desu
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:11:04 PM No.28473095
DSCN3699
DSCN3699
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2 doors
5 seats
8 cupholders
an american tradition
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:13:33 PM No.28473099
>>28472779 (OP)
I'm having trouble visualizing where some of those cupholders are. I get the ones the center consoles and in the doors and side molding, but the ones that appear to be next to the driver's and passenger's ears and knees seem weird. Anyway, it's not as if all 19 cupholders are surrounding the driver. It's a seven seater, and, depending on where you're sitting, you'll have two or three cupholders convenient to you, which seems fine.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:32:53 PM No.28473150
>>28473095
You live in an apartment
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:39:50 PM No.28473171
>>28473150
You don't have a car, let alone a house LOL
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:40:30 PM No.28473174
>>28472808
*gets stolen*
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:16:34 PM No.28473250
Whenever I watched car reviews somehow a selling point, outside of my water bottle I don't use that shit nigga.
Do Muts really consume 24/7
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:18:39 PM No.28473254
>>28472792
makes sense when a "long drive" in Europe is 40 miles

in Canada, I routinely drive 400km in one shot, which means I like having at least a drink or two near me at all times
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:23:05 PM No.28473261
>>28472779 (OP)
To put bottles of water in I guess. My truck has eight, one in each door and four in the center console split front and rear. More than that seems silly.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:04:42 AM No.28473309
>>28472779 (OP)
>When you hop into a newer car and the cup holders are comically oversized in order to accommodate women's giant collectable mugs.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:07:46 AM No.28473317
>>28472792
I leave bottles of water in my car for emergencies. Theyโ€™ve come in clutch a few times. Would be annoying if they rolled around constantly.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:09:16 AM No.28473320
Sinistar_Art_Render
Sinistar_Art_Render
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>>28473150
>You live
BEWARE
RUN, COWARD
I AM SINISTAR
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:41:40 AM No.28473369
>>28472813
The center console in my '85 bronco is removable and can be used as an ice chest and fits 12 beers and 10 pounds of ice.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:10:09 AM No.28473402
>>28472779 (OP)
They really want the general obese american market.
Are lesbians still buying Subarus? A lot of lesbians are fat/obese butch body shape.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:53:06 AM No.28473479
>>28472779 (OP)
>Why would anyone need this many cup holders
It's mostly for the kids. Since they'll rarely stop to drink anything, once they're in the car and have to sit still they'll want something to drink then and will need someplace to put it and that place had better be convenient or they'll just put the drink anywhere and it'll spill. Solution: cupholders in all the places.

Further, kids are kept so busy with planned activities now that parents are feeding them fast food while shuttling from soccer, to band, martial arts, .5 hour playdate, school sports, tutor, and so on. The more kids the more hectic it becomes.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:27:05 AM No.28473703
>>28473402
>Are lesbians still buying Subarus?
Yes
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:02:05 AM No.28473926
>>28473402
the 2 lesbians I know both drive subarus
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:08:31 AM No.28473936
>>28473402
I can't find any lesbian driving Subarus, am I looking in the wrong places?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:40:15 AM No.28473978
>>28472779 (OP)
They needed to put something to replace all the ash trays
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:43:38 AM No.28473984
>>28473369
Sweet.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:45:05 AM No.28473986
> wife has Ascent
> sadly not occasionally lesbian
> take it to National Parks
> load all cup holders with bottled water
> laugh at how stupid it is
But also
> donโ€™t run out of water

80k miles, been a good car.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:35:48 AM No.28474048
>>28473150
If all you do is sleep and go to work, why would you need anything else?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:53:05 AM No.28474070
>>28472832
19 cup holders are of no use just industrial inflation to add 3k more value to the car and retards like you pay for it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:14:54 AM No.28474107
cupholster
cupholster
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For 19 cup holsters of course, why are you unAmerican?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:49:24 PM No.28474418
>>28472779 (OP)
americans with their drive thrus they useless otherwise
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:29 PM No.28474469
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>>28472779 (OP)
How else am I supposed to go to the McDonald's drive through with my family
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:01:18 AM No.28475587
>>28473174
they haven't been stealable since 2022
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:07:31 PM No.28476419
>>28472779 (OP)
Itโ€™s a Subaru, passive fire suppression system is having 30 large baja blasts in the car at all times
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:06:39 PM No.28476513
>>28472781
Wrong. We have mega sized drinks. There's no need for this many cupholders
>>28472779 (OP)
The side door cupboards are basically garbage. I wouldn't. I wouldn't rely on them for anything more than a small water bottle. I've never seen a single car that had good side door holders. I usually just use it for storage of other stuff like sunscreen.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:10:06 PM No.28476571
mcdonalds clip on cup holder-
mcdonalds clip on cup holder-
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>>28472783
the cup holders are wedged into the window
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:30:35 PM No.28476890
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>>28472801
They're good for water bottles. The door mounted ones on the front are also right next to the leg vents, so it keeps the water nice and cool in the summer.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:21:49 AM No.28477780
>>28472779 (OP)
>Practicality is bad, actually
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:57:01 AM No.28477824
>>28476571
I have one of these from the 70s and it says made in BALTIMORE. Havenโ€™t quite figured out how to use it cuz the doors on my 70s car are too thin to support the โ€œarmโ€ on it. And McDonaldโ€™s large cups weigh too much and pull it off the door.