Thread 28474802

Do you prefer the c63, m4 or rs5 as coupes. for the sake of fairness the c63 is given his v8 back. if you reply to this thread saying they are raped by porsche you admit to your homosexuality

>>28474802 (OP)
>gay eps on a "sports sedan"
>hilariously HUGE, beancounter neutered, old-man-appeasing suspensions
>vws are GAY a FUCK
>all are ugly as fuck with hilariously GAUDY interiors
Into the trash they go to use the parlance of our times

>>28474805
rs5 is objectively good looking

i like the rs5 with the NA v8.

>>28474802 (OP)
M4. Comes in manual and I like the sniffer.

>>28474929
Based
https://youtu.be/2kXoPcZfjdM?si=z6HUrZKf0eOFp85c

The M4 is the most balanced but the RS5 has better comfort and traction. Why would you buy an AMG though? No clue.

>>28474802 (OP)

911 got btfo by bmw at the ring and Porsche got btfo by Ferrari at Le Mans. This occurs daily around the globe unless a boomer or Qatari mullah decides to take their GT3 out of the museum for a short drive. The NARPs of course don’t even get to join the conversation as a 986 or 996 C2 isn’t even a Porsche to begin with.

>>28474929
Too bad it's now a v6.. Not as pathetic as the C'63's though.

Out of these I'd definitely get the m4, even if it's the ugliest out of the 3.

mercedes for comfy driving and occassionaly going fast
audi for a mix of comfort and speed
bmw if you say fuck comfort and just want speed

>>28474962
Agree. M4. If only it came with a ragtop.

>coupe
Sorry, I have had sex so I am only interested in the wagon versions.

This shitbox turkroach leasebait is utterly raped by Porsche in every metric. Remember that brown son.

>>28476227
>If only it came with a ragtop.
But why? Not him, but I'm thinking about switching from ragtops to hardtops, the only con so far seems to be less trunk space. Weight savings are not the point, verts with two row of seats are heavy anyway.

>>28476202
bmws are comfy gt cars now though

>>28476252
Your black bull needs more space, got it.

>>28476473
your mother is owned by a turk and you drive a fiat

>>28476473
>>28476341
Which brown son, fat gay son?

>>28476539
What an odd thing to say.

>>28476699
Does brown son even own a real Porsche ? I need bread to back up the shit he’s talking

>>28476714
Brown son's brown dad has an automatic, open diff, eps MONSTER TRUCK still on its stock, hilariously HUGE, beancounter neutered, old-man-appeasing suspension. And of course it's in cumwhite because armenian brown sons ONLY get white cars for some reason

>>28476725
What the brown dog yappin about? RBP brown son remember that.

>>28476741
See >>28476699
Gapped and gaped
BRUH
M
A
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>>28476741
Brown dog, please post a time stamped image of your vehicle for assessment. I need to see the gauge cluster and the center console with the PDCC screen on the instrument cluster computer.
Thank you
Signed,
White LOTUS

What are these turkshit brown dogs whining about? Don’t they know they get raped by Porsche daily?

>>28476752
which one of the countries the ottomans dogwalked are you from? and what color is your volkswagen from 2008? and why is your hoe mother not in jail for giving birth to you?

>>28476767
Watch your tone when you speak to me brownie. RBP

>not fat
>not boring
>excellent steering
>beautiful design

>>28476777
>gay eps
>nondefeatable traction control
>comes on hilariously HUGE, beancounter INSPIRED, old-man-appeasing MONSTER TRUCK suspension

>>28476781
>nondefeatable traction control
QV has defeatable traction control
>gay eps
Better than any of its competitors and on par with Porsche
>suspension
that's the reality of making a car for the open road and not a carefully controlled coward track (7:32 for only 80k new btw)

>>28476777
Raped by Porsche.

>>28476784
>v6let
>still gay eps
>still hilariously HUGE beancounter INSPIRED old-man-appeasing MONSTER TRUCK suspension

>>28476788
Gaped n gapped by BMW.

>>28476793
>t. chassis bent after beaching a mall entrance

>>28476795
There is no reason to buy BMW when you can buy Porsche. Remember that brownoid RBP

>>28476802
And yet

>>28476809
There is no reason to buy vw when you can buy a BMW which is faster and more luxurious
Never forget, brownoid Root Beer Freeze

>>28476818
Brown turkroach leasebait cope. RBP brown son remember that.

>>28476822
And yet >>28476341
Kek cry fat pussy gay son
Root Beer Freeze

>>28476837
>muh race!
No one cares turkroach. You get raped by Porsche daily. Remember that.

>>28476802
996/7 actually will bend its chassis going up a hill too fast. It’s why it’s not a real Porsche

Kek, why did you suddenly delete all of your shitty posts, monstertruck driving hypocrite?

>>28476851
he got banned retard

>>28476916
Wow, you don't say?

>>28476822
>>28476841
you drive a vw polo you faggot gypsy

>>28476788
>>28476809
>>28476822
>>28476841
Porsche is not a meme.

>>28474802 (OP)
None of the above. I'd take the W204 C63 AMG with the M156. Sounds better and looks better than all of those. Yeah, it's slower. I don't care.

>>28476916
Only from certain threads

>>28476983
>threadbans
>on 4chan
newfag

>>28476995
I'm actually confused myself

>>28476995
Like what the fuck? It let me post that>>2847699 but it won't let me post in the gr86 thread LOL

>>28476979
i prefer the w205. to me amg peaked in the late 2010s and fell off hard then. id pay a good amount for a brand new w205 c63 with good looking interior and no creaking and a proper 8 cyclinder

>>28476887
Close, but not quite
p ikac hu-ness is all in the styling. They look like faggot ahh origami pik ach us
>Lots of visual "features" that do nothing. Fake vents, giant wh eel g aps to handle bad suspension, exterior and interior details that have to overcompensate for the lack of power.
All that shit is pikachu as FUCK
It being a MON STER TRU CK is all about its hilariously HU GE, beanco unter INSPIRED, old-man-appeasing suspensions that goy ota thinks belongs on "sports cars"
>>28476854
gay eps is electric power steering as opposed to superior HYDRAULIC steering; has nothing to do with whee l ga ps
And my M5's engine didn't blow up, it spun a rod bearing, much like >>28460688

>>28477006
>>28477000
>>28476999
Two trips of truth
>>28476995
Check em
>>28477006
And explain that^

>>28477006
What is this brown schizophrenic dog yapping about? You get raped by Porsche daily poor son.

>>28477023
It's a fuckin conspiracy on GODS
Root Beer Freeze
Never forget
BMW numba One (1)
Porschelet pederasts number four (4)

>>28477023
I hate that you can't talk about cars your dad doesn't own.

RS3.
The perfect daily for real enthusiasts

>>28477004
Suit yourself. I don't like the blobby headlights of the W205, nor do I like the TT 4.0 V8 when compared to the magnificent 6.2L NA M156 it replaced.

>>28477039
Gonna cry brownoid? RBP brown son remember that.

>>28477137
>Gonna cry brownoid? RBP brown son remember that.
Milhouse is not a meme.

>>28477149
What the brown dog yappin about?

>>28477164
>What the brown dog yappin about?
Milhouse is not a meme.

>>28477166
Gonna cry?

>>28477171
>Gonna cry?
Milhouse of the board.

>>28476845
There's no way that's real