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Anonymous No.28474955 >>28474957 >>28474958 >>28474973 >>28474979 >>28474983 >>28474994 >>28475088 >>28475106 >>28475163
There are no cars to buy anymore:
>Ford, Fiat, Honda, KIA, Suzuki, Peugot, Nissan, Volkswagen, Mazda, Citroen, Renault, Mazda, Volvo
You are POOR.

>Lexus
You are POOR and don't have money for an expensive car you are okay with replacing.

>Mercedes
You are an Arab taxi driver.

>Audi, BMW
You are Arab.

>Tesla, any EV startup
You are gay.

>Jeep, Dodge
You have a small dick or you are black.

>Porsche, Lamborghini, Maserati, Range Rover
You are too old for prime pussy or you rented this.

>Any chink brand
You are okay with dying to save 30k.

What is there even left to buy/drive anymore? All cars suck. You're better off spending that money on expensive trips to flex on your Instagram.
Anonymous No.28474957 >>28474966
>>28474955 (OP)
Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing
Anonymous No.28474958
>>28474955 (OP)

buy horse
Anonymous No.28474966 >>28474969
>>28474957
>Cadillac
You are black, you are an Amerimutt.
Anonymous No.28474969 >>28474984
>>28474966
black people can't drive stick
Anonymous No.28474973
>>28474955 (OP)
>You are POOR
Damn right BROTHERRRRR
Anonymous No.28474978
>The thread is a tongue-in-cheek, nihilistic lament about how car culture is now dominated by negative social caricatures—leaving no vehicle free from mockery. The consensus is that, no matter what you drive, you’ll be judged or ridiculed, so buying a car feels pointless compared to spending on experiences or travel.

The data hoarders at least seem to like you.
Anonymous No.28474979 >>28475093
>>28474955 (OP)
The wrenchlet's predicament
Anonymous No.28474983 >>28474995
>>28474955 (OP)
Smart Enthusiasts Buy Tesla
Anonymous No.28474984 >>28475001
>>28474969
black people worldwide drive stick far more than you, pablo
Anonymous No.28474994
>>28474955 (OP)
>There are no cars to buy anymore
But apparently I'm a poor, Arab taxi driver with some rented cars?
Anonymous No.28474995
>>28474983
>Smart Enthusiasts Buy T-ACK
Anonymous No.28475001 >>28475095
>>28474984
>shitting on the last V8 manual sedan
failed male
Anonymous No.28475088 >>28475169
>>28474955 (OP)
alfaromeochads we fucking won
Anonymous No.28475093
>>28474979
He's just looking at shit that can be financed kek
Anonymous No.28475095
>>28475001
based
Anonymous No.28475106
>>28474955 (OP)
>Ford, Fiat, Honda, KIA, Suzuki, Peugot, Nissan, Volkswagen, Mazda, Citroen, Renault, Mazda, Volvo
These are all the sensible brands.
Anonymous No.28475163
>>28474955 (OP)
Bruh, Lexus are expensive as fuck these days
They charge $40,000+ for a is350 and $60,000+ for a is500.
Anonymous No.28475169
>>28475088
Hell yeah fratello