This is a Public Service Announcement for /o/

If you drive one of these goddamn stupid crossovers, or a Subaru, you are a nigger. (it doesn't matter how fast it is, but the subaru ones drive extra niggerishly)

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>28477830 (OP)
And remember to get the FUCK out of the fucking passing lane when yoh see those angel eyes and roundel, you fuckin geriatric granola ahh pikachu bitch

they're comfy and practical man i don't know what to tell you

>>28477845

>>28477830 (OP)
Why would I get a Subaru like this over a Toyota or Honda?

>>28477845
That's really cool drive on the right side of the road and stop getting into the left lane you fucking asshole.
>>28477849
I don't fucking know man the Toyota 4runner fags don't drive all stupid and gay.

>>28477849
Why would you get any of those economy pikachu bullshits?
https://vocaroo.com/1gSLGVufSLxS

>>28477851
goyota fags definitely drive like retards. Especially the mexicans in tundras

>>28477830 (OP)
>Cucktrek
>crossover
If you think that's a crossover then you're not much better than the people buying them.

>>28477844
Nah I’m in an F250 super crew and I’ll be taking whichever lane I want. You can wait back there.
You understand boy?

>>28477830 (OP)
I think the noticeably bad drivers in my area tend towards Rivians, though EV drivers are pretty terrible in general.
VW products and diesel trucks are bad too.

>>28477869
"boy" wain't no language I ever heard of
Your shit's too slow to even keep up after I hit that piece of shit with the RockSpray™ bmaooo

>>28477854
Because they're comfy, good on gas, reliable, and reasonably priced? I just drive my kids to school and get groceries and shit

subarus are for whites and asians

>>28477830 (OP)
>posts maybe the only car that literally zero niggers drive
hmmm im thingking OP is a retarded fag

>>28477907
Uh, that's LITERALLY not true and the "whites" who drive them are pale niggers.

>>28477879
Boy you won’t be getting by and the only RockSpray(TM) will be right into the front of your Brown Man’s Wheels (the Ultimate Depreciation Machine).
Now you just relax back there and enjoy sniffing my diesel farts.

>>28477830 (OP)
Funny, I see BMW on this list of the car brands bought by non-whites, but Subaru is nowhere near the top

>>28478400
Kek hicklet truckfaglets are so fucking delusional godsDAMN

>>28477886
They aren't comfy, reliable, or reasonably priced THOUGH

>>28478423
they are though

>>28478438
Why are weeblets so fucking delusional

>>28478419
Boy you just dont get it, do ya? You fixin to make me Roll Coal and we both know that Ultimate Depreciation Machine of yours is gonna throw a check engine light the second my dirty farts go right up your sniffer. Now you just sit back and enjoy the smell.

>>28478415
Thats because whites live in colder climates which require AWD, and subaru does that

>>28477926
Nah, they're the car of choice for hippie outdoorsy girls. I don't think I've ever seen a non-white/non-asian drive one. They're too lesbian-coded for the rest.

>>28481508
Yeah, Subaru drivers (me) tend to enjoy the hairy armpit girls with sweaty feet and calluses from finger banging their non-binary roommates.

>>28477844
most subarus I encounter are driven very aggressively and tail me

>>28481570
cuz ur slow as fuck

>>28481551
The trick is to find a washed hippie. Weirdly I've had luck with southern girls on that front.

>>28481591
I know but I'm going to move over as soon as I can. And people do this even on multi lane highways. I have an SUV. The handling is meh. I am not gonna go fast, sorry.

Im literally in the middle of buying a 2014 crosstrek beater for 8k.

>>28477830 (OP)
Alright what the fuck do I buy if I need to have space to move shit around and daily drive then?

>>28481706
A pickup truck.

>>28481719
hell no

>>28477830 (OP)
What's wrong with Subaru? I was thinking of getting an Outback.