Thread 28479211

Do you have bumper stickers on your car /o/?

i have some art by yudajuda on my passenger window.

>>28479216
god what the fuck is this shit

I live in a civilized country, so no.

>>28479220
that's Souta. he's my favorite

still thinking of getting a strickland propane sticker on my barge.

>>28479211 (OP)
Lol, no. My parents had that one on their 1972 Dart.

My parents had that on our honda odyssey when we were kids.
Mt washington was indeed very windy and cold.

>>28479211 (OP)
I bought this one but I haven't put it on the car yet.

>>28479211 (OP)
I have a non-descript third gen Ford Ranger that blends into the background. I like it that way. Bumper stickers would negate this.

>>28479211 (OP)
Stickers make shit look trashy. An exception is an old car with a sticker that's been there for forty years.

>>28479930
What about a 60 yo vehicle that just had a New Old Stock 55yo sticker applied to it in the year of our Lord 2020+5?

>>28479898
I have this sticker right above my larue tactical "GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS... ESPECIALLY OUR SNIPERS" sticker

>>28479898
I lost mine like half a decade ago

>>28479899
I haven't put any stickers on my Equinox because it blends right into the 8 billion equinoxes already driving around here
One of these days I'll probably try to get into the wrong one in a parking lot, lol

>>28479211 (OP)
Yes--I have stickers for every national park I go to, plus ones for the states/cities I've lived in with my vehicle. Anything else borders on cringe

>>28480104
Highly depends on what it is. I would expect a sticker that old to not stick very well though.

I have 'BBC only' on my bumper sticker.

>>28480734
nobody cares about your shitty subaru
lesbians not allowed

>>28480832
amazing that national parks = lesbian; good to know that someone never goes outside. Also I drive an actual 4x4

Yep

>>28481246
Based. Too bad the food court at mine has started to lag behind so bad, there's a 20 minute wait the moment the store opens.

>>28481238
i've been to at least 10 but bumper stickers for visiting national parks and living in different cities/states is fucking corny goober shit
that's the kind of shit upper middle class white cunts stick to their 40 dollar water bottles kek

>>28479211 (OP)
tfw I live in New J*rsey

>>28479211 (OP)
No

I dont like bumper stickers

>>28481259
As an upper middle class white cunt, why is that a problem? Fuck off poorfag

>>28481386
It's just cornball shit

>>28481390
Meh. Sounds like you should try enjoying life. Have you considered the simple pleasures of going to a new national park, hiking for the day, and then memorializing your trip with a cold beer and a sticker on your rear quarter window so that every time you walk up to the car you get that memory once again? I pity you anon, for you do not know of the simple good things in life.

>>28481504
I don't need a faggy sticker to remind me of when I went to a national park lol
That shit looks ugly and is corny as fuck
Same with those track stickers i see a bunch of tryhard slowfaglets putting on their hilariously riced out pikachu bullshits
I enjoy better beer than you, by the way

>>28481516
I hardly think national park stickers look close to the tards larping as racers. What, do you hate American nature, anon? Or are you just mad that rich white people like to celebrate parks? Post skin right fucking now.

>>28481521
Stickers on cars are tacky as shit in general and the national park stickers are corny as fuck granola hippie bullshit lol
Picrel is when I went to Zion. The only physical thing I have to commemorate it is a magnet because I don't need to broadcast to everyone how much I enjoy national parks with some ugly sticker
My checkbook is the fucking national parks series bmaooo

>>28481531
>tiny resolution photo so we can't see how much of a shitbox you drive
wow big flex bro

>>28481535
I want dis but "carbs" instead of curbs
Not on my car though

>>28481542
>ebonics

>>28481550
>>28481531
Not the same car between pics. LARPing turbofaggot confirmed.

>>28481531
Also, following up on this because I just saw it--who on this fucking planet uses physical checks anymore? I think I've done one in the past three years, maybe two. More evidence you're just a LARPer

>>28481560
What the FUCK is an L.A.R.P.ing?>>28481562
>nooo you can't own more than one (1) car!!!
My HOA only accepts checks
And what the FUCK is an L.A.R.P.er?!

>>28481571
>HOA
ngmi
>having two NPC-color cars
ngmi
>having two sedans with overlapping purposes
sell one and get something else. I have a 440i and my adventure truck because they don't overlap in their purpose.

>>28481571
Oh, and
>has not been on the internet enough to know what LARPing is
you must be 18 to post on this board

>>28481313
>not on bumper
>implying the mouthbreather pumping your gas can even read, let alone understand English
This is your brain on New Jersey.

>>28481584
Real move is to put stickers on glass--otherwise they're bad for your paint.

>>28481542
>>28481582
you guys seem like newfags, he's the resident bmw shitposter that's been around for a while now. you'll notice certain words he uses all the time.
i dont know what happened, he used to post his car here now and then and talk about it like the other non-busriders bere, but somewhere along the way he just started becoming hyper aggro and generally just stirring shit up.

>>28481579
>green is an npc color in the parlance of our times!!!
>Silverstone Metallic II -- an M ezclusive color -- is an npc color in the parlance of our times!!!
Lol why would I get a gay eps-clad 440i when I have an E92 335i, the last amazing 3 Series
And how do a fully BUILT M5 and a 530i share the same purpose?
>>28481582
What the FUCK is an L.A.R.P.?! Do you mean larping?!

I want Le Mans or Mille Miglia inspection stickers

>>28481625
Because it gets responses like this dude
Look at what they're saying. t's hilarious
I actually prefer to not even post my cars and just LOL @ wheel gaps and shit bmaooo
Oh, and to be clear, >>28481390 this is my first post in the thread

>>28481625
Noted, thanks.
>>28481627
if you take better photos maybe it would be clear that it's green. And yes, any silver car--no matter how much BMW jewed you for it, is an NPC car.

>>28481634
No, white, black or indigenous paint of color, and GrAY are the "npc" colors, to use the parlance of our times

>>28481638
its insane that people still buy black cars.

>>28481917
Whoa, calm down, jamal! Don't pull out the 9!

>>28479211 (OP)
Had a "with a car you can go anywhere" sticker on my rear window, from sticky white stuff, which i saw a surprisingly amount of people stop and read it when i had it parked outside my office place.
Just sad that i lost it because i got rear ended, and i can't replace it be sticky white stuff is gone and i can't even find a PNG of the sticker :(

>>28479211 (OP)
I like putting WAT stickers on my interesting shitboxes. Never any stickers on my daily driver though.

>>28481265
this made me laugh

>>28479211 (OP)
I got drunk and bought a bunch of Wallace Lemay stickers, but my car was built after 68.

>>28484147
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THIS MAN HAS GONE AS FAR AS TEARING WALLACE STICKERS OFF THE BUMPERS OF CARS!!!!

Love that Mooneyes Hawaii plate frame, Mopar of no-car brother

I need more

Thinking about a total pedo death sticker

>>28484562
>>28484564
>Ted stickers on the primary tool of the industrial age
Haha
You really are retarded, huh.

I have one tasteful, round sticker from the 4WD club I'm a member of. It's covering up an enormous round hole in my alloy rear bar that previous owner put in it.

>>28484569
Ted loved his car

>>28479211 (OP)
I have a State Parks license plate, stickers just ruin a nice looking car

>>28484564
>have chomo locator in all 50 states so you can stalk and kill them if you want
>do this little gay performative outrage about le heckin' pedos
>drive an automobile
>idolize a neo-luddite
If people had to think to breathe you'd be FUCKED

>>28484592
...when he attended Harvard before MKULTRA scrambled his brain

>Kaczynski murdered three people and injured 23 others between 1978 and 1995 in a nationwide mail bombing campaign against people he believed to be advancing modern technology and the destruction of the natural environment. He authored a roughly 35,000-word manifesto and social critique called Industrial Society and Its Future which opposes all forms of technology, rejects leftism and fascism, advocates cultural primitivism, and ultimately suggests violent revolution.

If you think Uncle Ted was pro-car after 1969, you might be retarded. He saw how absurd it was to obey a red light on quiet, traffic free streets in the wee small hours of the morning. He laughed at how birds were starting to mimick car alarms. He walked just about everywhere in Montana, and took the fucking bus to drop off his mail bombs.

>>28479211 (OP)
No Anon, I'm not gay.

>>28480816
Proofs?

>>28481550
"Based" in current parlance

>>28484632
What a retard. Traffic lights flash red so all you have to do is stop and check if there's traffic before proceeding. Every city has been like this for decades. It's 1am the switch happens here.

>>28484813
You need to travel more, because that wasn't the reality anywhere in the 60s and 70s and it's not the case now where I live. You probably also think unprotected flashing yellow lefts are a thing everywhere too, right?

>>28481627
>green and an ugly dated shade of gray
kekk

Whatever this car has, those are my bumper stickers.

>>28484874
Everyone always forgets muh cute lil BLUEEE E92
>ugly dated shade of gray
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

>>28484503
HYB
https://youtu.be/EJrRwTTqm0o

>>28481938
>can't even find a PNG of the sticker
Just make your own bro.
>>28484562
>Save the Tomboys
Now that I can get behind.

>>28486108
>Just make your own bro
that was the idea, but SWS had a really cool synthwave version

>>28481938
May not be the exact one but I gotchu senpai,

>>28487764
i love you

>>28487800
I help where I can anon.

>>28484838
>Driving in the 60s and 70s
Get the FUCK off this millennial website you sack of shit boomer qtard. That was literally 65 years ago.

>>28479211 (OP)
I go out of my way to disguise my car to look as genetic and OEM as possible.

1. Less police attention.

2. Some piece of shit I cut off might see my car in a parking lot and key it. If it looks like every other car of it's model they won't know.

>>28484874
purple is an a+ protagonist color--we need more cars like yours o7

>>28487837
You're a stupid faggot lmao, what era do you think this pic was taken? I'm a millennial you humongous retard. Venture outside of mommy's little HOA community to the rest of the US and you might find the US isn't one cohesive borg cube for traffic laws and intersections.
>>28484592

>>28484874
>>28487937
Objectively wrong.

I see that colour and I assume the driver is a broccoli headed boomer retard who vapes and has rich parents.

>>28487943
Shut the fuck up zoomer

>>28487950
Zoomer* not boomer

>>28487952
Born in 88, and you?

>>28488021
89, you're a zoomer fuck

>>28488026
Yeah good to know I'm a zoomer being born a year before you, but you're a millennial for some reason.

>>28479211 (OP)
I never put any stickers, badges into my cars. In my opinion stickers, badges cause car to look worse.