I think 4chan has changed me. First I saw the E39 and then I unconsciously started searching for visual clues where in Eastern Europe the picture had been taken and settled for Albania after a microsecond before changing my mind to Bongland.
>>28480353 >gay eps >gay ipad dash
Into the trash it goes, to use the parlance of our times >inb4 nooo that's just nitpicking!
They're dealbreakers kek cry pussy
And LOL @ sour grapes, my M5 is faster than that ugly shit AND doesn't have gay eps bmaooo
>>28480374
Kek so it took them 15 years to match the E39's agility, and thet had to put a hilariiusly CHEAP fischer price interior in a malibu to do so
Laughable, man! Haha!
>>28480386
Wait what tires did they even use for that test? Is the E39 as fast as the shitty malibu on 15 year old tires?! With a full leather interior?! Hahahaha godsDAMN the E39 gaps and gapes every other sedan it's INSANE
Kek cry pussy
>>28480391
It was on modern Michelin Pilot Super Sports while the SS was faster despite being on the dogshit Bridgestone Potenza RE050As they came with.
>>28480442
And the RE050A came out in 2008. >>28480445
Because it was brand new press car they were lent and that's what it had on it. Ask your best friends Jason Cammisa and Randy Pobst.
>>28480446
LOL so a fucking 15 year old E39 is as fast as a brand new press car with fischer price interior while the E39 has full leather! godsDAMN son the E39 truly gaps and gapes all other sedans by a HUGE margin bmaooo
>>28480453 >as fast
No, the M5 is slower despite being on better tires. And the SS has leather too, heated and ventilated, not something you'd find on the poverty spec eurotrash E39 M5 lmao. Maybe they should have bothered to engineer a V8 they could fit a steering rack under. How incompetent.
>>28480457
M5s come with full leather thoughbeit and even my 530i has heated seats bmaooo
The fact that a 15 year old E39 with fill leather is faster than a fischer price interior brand new malibu press car speaks volumes
The E39 truly is the best sports sedan overall that there is and gaps and gapes all other sedans godsDAMN bmaooo
Kek cry pussy
>>28480465 >is faster
You keep saying this when it's incontrovertibly been proven by your best buddy Randy Pobst driving both on the same day. Literally, unironically delusional. It's three full seconds slower even having the tire advantage. What a steaming pile of shit.
>>28480473
You posted that already
It IS crazy how the 15 year old E39 is faster by 3 seconds even with a full leather interior vs the malibu's brand new fischer price press car interior!
My F10 M5 is much faster than any car we've mentioned. That doesn't make it better lol
>>28480483
I've posted 11 different images in this thread alone
Yinz guys were the ones who kept telling me to post my one singular car without specifying which one kek cry pussy bmaooo
Delusional
>>28480497
injuns (dots not feathers) over here drive tessies or GT3s thoughbeit bmaooo
Took picrel in front of my favorite dosa place >inb4 nooo you can't daily a GT3 or ANY low car for that matter how do you go over speedbumps?!?!!!
>>28480501
Those pictures are from a couple weeks ago when I was dropping of the HOA check. Picrel is my most recent picture of the M5. Are you insinuating that you want me to take a picture with the trunk open or something?
>>28480600 >i'm a ricelet because i don't like gaudy, overwrought, nu-german riceboxes
you even picked the most rattlecan-ass dollar store spraypaint colors "on god" in the parlance of the modern times
>>28480668
No it doesn't >>28480712
It has been about a year since I've waxed it. Going to hit her with some CHEMICAL GUYS CLEAN SLATE, Nanoskin NANO SUDS, BLACKFIRE sealant, then some Collinite 845 soon
Accept no substitutes
>>28480836
Some people here can't differentiate.
Anyways, the GTS/GT4 are very very good cars.
They're handling dynamics on track is just fantastic.
I prefer them to the GT3s
Even if they aren't as quick lap time-wise
>>28481047
Looks like you can't differentiate.
I'm talking about memes, shit posting, and reality anon.
Not some autistic plate lookup tool.
Damn, bro.
Fuck.
>>28480254 (OP)
Too little profit margin. 100% of what is worse about cars today vs yesterday is to increase profit margin. Our entire society has been reconfigured by boomers to make them as much money as possible before they die.
>>28481325
Someone who has been paid to drive and review thousands more cars than you've driven >>28481992
And yet the E39 is still the best sports sedan overall that there is kek cry pussy
