Why don't they make them like they used to?

>>28480254 (OP)
What do you mean ?

Like absolute shit? Dunno.

I think 4chan has changed me. First I saw the E39 and then I unconsciously started searching for visual clues where in Eastern Europe the picture had been taken and settled for Albania after a microsecond before changing my mind to Bongland.

>>28480277
e39 > anything you've ever driven

Raped by porsche.

>>28480301
Like a fly to the shit.
Too easy.

>>28480254 (OP)
Technology moves forward.

>>28480254 (OP)
>BslavniggerMW

>>28480277
fun um but the E39 is the best sports sedan overall that there is kek cry pussy

>>28480319
What shit?

>>28480320
Why can't anyone make a sedan as good as the E39 then?

>>28480254 (OP)
It's illegal to.

>>28480330
Absolute shit.

>>28480332
>inb4 nitpicking
>inb4 sour grapes

>>28480348
That's why the E39 > any car you've driven? Kek cry pussy

>>28480353
>gay eps
>gay ipad dash
Into the trash it goes, to use the parlance of our times
>inb4 nooo that's just nitpicking!
They're dealbreakers kek cry pussy
And LOL @ sour grapes, my M5 is faster than that ugly shit AND doesn't have gay eps bmaooo

>>28480301
>slower and worse handling than a parts bin GM
fucking poorly engineered eurotrash kek

>>28480371
And yet picrel
Kek cry pussy

>>28480373
And yet

>>28480374
Kek so it took them 15 years to match the E39's agility, and thet had to put a hilariiusly CHEAP fischer price interior in a malibu to do so
Laughable, man! Haha!

>>28480379
>match
No, it's faster. KCP

>>28480383
And yet the E39 is still the best sports sedan overall that there is kek cry pussy

>>28480384
>slower and worse handling
>best
Delusional. KCP

>>28480386
Wait what tires did they even use for that test? Is the E39 as fast as the shitty malibu on 15 year old tires?! With a full leather interior?! Hahahaha godsDAMN the E39 gaps and gapes every other sedan it's INSANE
Kek cry pussy

>>28480312
Porsche doesn't even make sedans THOUGH

>>28480398

>>28480391
It was on modern Michelin Pilot Super Sports while the SS was faster despite being on the dogshit Bridgestone Potenza RE050As they came with.

>>28480438
Michelin Pilot Super Sports are from fucking 2011 THOUGH

>>28480438
And why did they give the E39 good tires (from 2011 albeit) but leave the stock ones on the malibu?

>>28480442
And the RE050A came out in 2008.
>>28480445
Because it was brand new press car they were lent and that's what it had on it. Ask your best friends Jason Cammisa and Randy Pobst.

>>28480446
LOL so a fucking 15 year old E39 is as fast as a brand new press car with fischer price interior while the E39 has full leather! godsDAMN son the E39 truly gaps and gapes all other sedans by a HUGE margin bmaooo

>>28480453
>as fast
No, the M5 is slower despite being on better tires. And the SS has leather too, heated and ventilated, not something you'd find on the poverty spec eurotrash E39 M5 lmao. Maybe they should have bothered to engineer a V8 they could fit a steering rack under. How incompetent.

>>28480457
M5s come with full leather thoughbeit and even my 530i has heated seats bmaooo
The fact that a 15 year old E39 with fill leather is faster than a fischer price interior brand new malibu press car speaks volumes
The E39 truly is the best sports sedan overall that there is and gaps and gapes all other sedans godsDAMN bmaooo
Kek cry pussy

>>28480465
>sedan
mommy needs her carbs

>>28480468
You're godsdamn right she does

>>28480465
>is faster
You keep saying this when it's incontrovertibly been proven by your best buddy Randy Pobst driving both on the same day. Literally, unironically delusional. It's three full seconds slower even having the tire advantage. What a steaming pile of shit.

>>28480473
You posted that already
It IS crazy how the 15 year old E39 is faster by 3 seconds even with a full leather interior vs the malibu's brand new fischer price press car interior!
My F10 M5 is much faster than any car we've mentioned. That doesn't make it better lol

>>28480472
you posted that already

>>28480479
Baby, I'm born too loose

>>28480477
>you posted that already
Am I supposed to care about this, coming from the guy who spams the same 5 images 24/7? Delusional

>>28480477
wheres the f10 m5 with the keyfobs and registration and live laugh love journal?

You have alerted the bmw tranny.

>>28480490
he's drumming up a new picture right after he resizes it

>>28480483
I've posted 11 different images in this thread alone
Yinz guys were the ones who kept telling me to post my one singular car without specifying which one kek cry pussy bmaooo
Delusional

>>28480495
that could be anyones bmw since youre (and you are) embedded around indians

>>28480485
The live laugh love is still unpacked, but the Blessed coaster is currently in use
>>28480494
I don't resize nothin', son

>>28480498
you car is right there why dont you just open it

i thought you said you were rich and lived in an actual house

>>28480497
injuns (dots not feathers) over here drive tessies or GT3s thoughbeit bmaooo
Took picrel in front of my favorite dosa place
>inb4 nooo you can't daily a GT3 or ANY low car for that matter how do you go over speedbumps?!?!!!

>>28480495
>ebonics

>>28480501
Those pictures are from a couple weeks ago when I was dropping of the HOA check. Picrel is my most recent picture of the M5. Are you insinuating that you want me to take a picture with the trunk open or something?

>>28480505
>xe lives in an HOA
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>28480505
so you can show me all the ambiguous pictures and tires and the coffee table found in cheap apartments but not your m5

>>28480502
That's not a GT3.
.t race with a bunch of GT3, GT4, & occasional GT2RS

>>28480507
Yeah it's gay as shit but houses in good non-HOA neoghborhoods are like $2mil in New Delhi and Mumbai, California

>>28480518
Why are you poor?

>>28480523
he's a californian techjeet with two shitty old bmws anon why do you think he is poor

>>28480511
Oops i meant GT4

>>28480526
No wonder he is turbo autistic.

>>28480526
I have 4 BMWs, I don't work in faggy tech LOL, and i'm not injun (dots nor feathers) at all bmaooo

>>28480532
>I have 4 BMWs, I don't work
We know, you're brown, now give them back Jamal

>>28480509
That is my M5 thoughever

>4 bmws
when are you going to admit you're not collecting but buying spare parts with cars still attached to them

>>28480536
No, I don't think I will

>>28480542
Does your mom know you're gay?

>>28480545
>muh g-
You know what? He is.

>>28480540
I've never said otherwise

why are all your bmws so fucking UGLY
like you went out of your way to pick the most bloated looking stung-by-a-bee shits imaginable. what the FUCK

>>28480551
so why cant you park all your bimmers in one place like in a house driveway or a garage like a typical home owner

>28480563
you are rude and also a ricelet

>>28480596

>>28480600
>i'm a ricelet because i don't like gaudy, overwrought, nu-german riceboxes
you even picked the most rattlecan-ass dollar store spraypaint colors "on god" in the parlance of the modern times

>28480631
>ebonics

Why? Millennials. They buy mild hybrid crossovers filled with touch screens.

>>28480605
Paint looks like shit

>>28480637

>>28480605
Shines, my ass. Scratches and dust everywhere. Bet you never even wax your pos cars.

>>28480254 (OP)
>reddit car

>>28480668
No it doesn't
>>28480712
It has been about a year since I've waxed it. Going to hit her with some CHEMICAL GUYS CLEAN SLATE, Nanoskin NANO SUDS, BLACKFIRE sealant, then some Collinite 845 soon
Accept no substitutes

>>28480529
That pic wasn't a GT4 either.
Looks like a GTS.

Either way those cars are incredible on track or in the autocross.
I've driven many.
Even the base Boxters are extremely good.
Memes aside.

>>28480826
Memes aside?
With this fucking retard?

>>28480826
Man just look up the dang license plate already godsdamn
>>28480836
>everything's a maymay!!!

>>28480384
Posted from my Nokia 5110

>>28480850
>2.9L H6
>2021 Cayman
Lol wtf? They haven't put a 2.9L H6 in the Cayman since 2012.

>>28480836
Some people here can't differentiate.
Anyways, the GTS/GT4 are very very good cars.
They're handling dynamics on track is just fantastic.
I prefer them to the GT3s
Even if they aren't as quick lap time-wise

>>28480850
>2.9L
Something is wrong there bro.

>>28481010
>>28481031
Some people here really can't differentiate
https://www.faxvin.com/license-plate-lookup/result?plate=8YPD521&state=CA

>>28481047
Looks like you can't differentiate.
I'm talking about memes, shit posting, and reality anon.
Not some autistic plate lookup tool.
Damn, bro.
Fuck.

>>28481052

>>28480254 (OP)
Too little profit margin. 100% of what is worse about cars today vs yesterday is to increase profit margin. Our entire society has been reconfigured by boomers to make them as much money as possible before they die.

>>28480312
Not so fast

>>28481047
Your lookup tool fucking sucks. No 2021 Caymans came with a 2.9L H6.

>>28481138
It's not my lookup tool thoughbeit

>>28480254 (OP)
Because they decided to build them better

>>28480373
Literally who

>>28481321
Nah modern cars are dogshit. Even Toyotas aren't reliable any more.

>>28480374
>A 15 year old car is still better than most new cars on that list.
Why are you tying to argue with nitpicking and goalposts?

>>28481325
Some random fag. Turns out it's easier to parrot opinions than actually come up with your own conclusions

>>28481325
Someone who has been paid to drive and review thousands more cars than you've driven
>>28481992
And yet the E39 is still the best sports sedan overall that there is kek cry pussy

>>28481127
technically still correct tho
closest they got was 0.201s
but considering it's fucking Porsche, thay's pretty much losing

I miss when it was just Falcunt posting his bulge

>>28482018
Yes, I'm sure you've driven so many other sedans to compare it to

>>28482061
I have

>>28482021
>muh faggot

>>28482624
retard newfag lol

>>28482819
>us "oldfags" LOVE the cock!!!
Kek fucking faggot

>>28482823
You don't even know what the bulge is you spastic. Not my fault you've got knobs on your mind. But do go on.

>>28480287
This looks like britain and I'd be surprised if it's not
t. bong

>>28482868
kek mate the dingo ate your baby and you love the cock

>cracks when you call him a poorfag
>only to appear more like a poorfag
kek

>cracks when you call him a flyoverlet
>only to appear more like a flyoverlet
kek

>>28480373
Lol this dudes a tranny and you're a ricer dumbass fucking spam faggot

>>28482963
Lol you have no car and are a ricelet dumbass fucking spam faggot

>P-P-POST CAR!!
cold day in hell you little drug addled freak, ricer

this motherfucker will spend all day in here with you mindlessly replying lmao

>>28481973
t. Buys clunkers exclusively

>>28482018
>A salesman says XYZ is the best, therefore it is the bestest thing EVAR!!!

>>28483107
Yes, he is being paid by BMW to say that the E39, a 25 year old car, is the best sports sedan overall that there is

>>28483143
A paid shill that pointlessly sucks off a brand that isn't capable of the bare minimum anymore?

>>28483687
See >>28483143

>>28483691
See>>28483687