>*BONG* Ooops Sorry
what do you do ?

>>28480587 (OP)
is okay

>>28480587 (OP)
>rape

Ding her back with equal force because I drive a ranger and can buy like 20 doors for a dollar.

>>28480587 (OP)
*BONG* her rear, obviously.

>>28480587 (OP)
>with apology
tell them to pay for paint, primer, polish
>without apology
say bye to mirrors and tires

Good luck driving on one wheel lol

>>28480587 (OP)
Happened me the other day. I opened my door and it hit the door of the car next to me. The black guy in the driver's seat just kind of looked at me while playing on his phone and I said sorry and then pretended to look at the door and made a gesture indicating there was no damage (in reality, there was a scratch). I came back from the store a few minutes later got in my car and left while he was still sitting there.

However, I noticed that on the other side of his car there were numerous dents and massive multi-foot long scratches. So, I think because of that he didn't care about the door nick.

Get insurance involved. I just got my car painted and all dings removed. There were no scratches or dings until they hit it.

>>28480587 (OP)
FHRITP

>>28480587 (OP)
That's what insurance is for

>>28480587 (OP)
Violent rape

>>28480735
>Just pay a deductible and lose your claim free discount
>just uhh fuckin have to deal with an insurance claim underpaying you for someone else being careless
Insurance isn't free you mongoloids.

>>28480735
>claim insurance
>rate goes up
>body shops are almost 100% fucking incompetent retards now so the repair is substandard even compared to modern shit oem paint

Insurance doesn't make things better, retard.

>>28480587 (OP)
Depends on context, i try not to care about the wear and tear of car's daily use so if its a sincere accident then ill just eat it. If its a result of total retardation then yeah im asking for insurance details.

>>28481362
>>28481366
Have you considered not being poor?

>>28481820
I am very very rich, but I won't pay for someone's mistake, goes against my nature.

>>28480587 (OP)

If it's my crossover, probably kick my door open and go "oops teehee" when it dings her car.
If it's any of my better cars, she's paying or I bash her face in.
>You won't do shit
Not if they pay up for the damages.

>>28481989
lmao

sliding minivan style doors solve this problem

>>28480587 (OP)
I open the door with my hand around the edge when in tight spots, that way it gets ouchy rather than dingy.

tis but a scratch

i will burn your shit down son

Why the fuck can't parking lots account for open door width? I know that means less spaces. Tough shit.

>>28481362
>Do not, under any circumstances, use the service you are paying for, goy.

>>28480587 (OP)
i purposely slammed my door into another car one time I was at a weed shop and this bitch, the green car she was in the car still probably waiting for someone, parked like a absolute piece of shit. i was like what the fuck does this piece of shit want me to tip toe into my car???? so i fuckin slammed my shit and i was cussing calling her a retard and to learn to park when she rolled the window down

>>28481985
Why are you paying? You didn't cause the accident, the other person did.
For a very rich person, you've got some extremely shitty insurance if you're paying a dime extra for your car being damaged by someone else.

>>28480587 (OP)
My car is dinged up from when my brother owned it so as long as its not massive I don't really care.

>>28486287
Older buildings put parking lots wherever they had room where there barely was any, and those spaces were meant for Model A's, not F150s

>>28480587 (OP)
i fear no dent my son

(too lazy to photograpf my car, its also worn down camry with milion scratches)