Thread 28485532

Explain coon tails on antennas?

country teen showing off their trophy.

probably some sort of weird sex fetish dogwhistle like fuzzy dice and pineapples

>>28485532 (OP)
looks hard

>>28485560
>fuzzy dice
wait a second here what am I unknowingly presenting with my fuzzy dice??

>>28485532 (OP)
weird, never noticed them
guess im not childless enough to notice silly lil car trends anymore

>>28485574
But ur still a fag at the same time

>>28485565
yeah it's a swinger thing sadly
fucking boomer sex pests have to ruin everything cool

>>28485574
Notice this

>>28485532 (OP)
Asked my dad about it decades ago and he didn't know but his time for car mods was the late 50's. This cartoon is older than that so you'd probably have to ask the prior generation and you can't now because they're all dead. Probably a regional thing too.

>>28485586
>pissing in a jug for this
Lol

>>28485629
>Pissing in a jug for this 180lbs ago
Ftfy

>>28485589
FUCK I'VE HAD THOSE ON MY MIRRORS FOR YEARS

>>28485700
swingers just say the most random shit is a secret code for their wretched behavior.
i had the displeasure of hearing one claim that boots and jeans are a "signal" that one wants to swing, somehow

>>28486153
It occurs to me that the dice wouldn't mean shit anyway because I'm always by myself in the damn thing lol

>>28486153
They're not wrong

>>28485532 (OP)
You people can't use that word anymore I reported you to the 4chan admin.

>>28485565
It was a trucker thing that signaled they'd accept blowjobs as payment for hitchiking

>>28486153
i mean it's not even really that bad, i don't get why they have to act like literal fags about it. i fucking hate how prudish and shameful americans are despite the fact we just think about sex constantly. grammy and grampa wanna have adventurous sex? good for them who gives a shit

>>28485700
>>28486176
iirc the dice imply you want to "roll the dice" and be somebody's bull, so it's not really that bad, you might actually pick up cougars. it's also a really old old thing, most of the people who recognize it as that are prolly dead, just be wary if a male asks about them or shows or offers you a pineapple of some kind

>>28487940
>shows or offers you a pineapple of some kind
shitgut beware

>>28487945
it's the modern swinger symbol
gifting someone a pineapple or a pineapple-shaped thing is code for "come to my house and fuck my wife" or vice versa.
shit sucks cause i love pineapples but i don't wanna deal with the implications

>>28486153
do you have a penis in your pants?
that must mean you're interested in my penis.

>>28487986
or my wife's penis

>>28487990
it's moments like this i wish i had a penis

>>28485532 (OP)
It's just a fad decoration like jeep ducks or anime girl peeking stickers but this one has been around for a century.

>>28485586
She sucks dick at the love’s parking lot for $20.

>>28485589
They were never cool.

>>28485574
Naah, just means you're dumb and cross-eyed.

>>28485532 (OP)
it means you're single i think
or was that fox tail

buttsecs

>>28485693
kek
EF BTFO

>>28488000
You shouldn't have cut it off like p did.

>>28487940
It's not prudish to want to not think of your stupid double meanings ruining every day otherwise innocent things.

>>28486153
I've heard that rolled up pant legs are a secret gay thing, I just do it because I like having cool ankles.

>>28485586
Where’s the one with her fat ass hanging out while cooking chicken nuggets or some slop in your disgusting kitchen?

>>28488887
>one rolled up pant leg = chicago gang member
>two rolled up pant legs = flaming homosexual

>>28488856
it's prudish to make up stupid double entendres and "symbols" for a sexual fetish that is tamer than campbells soup

>HEY MARK YOU WANNA COME OVER AND FUCK MY WIFE WHILE I WORK ON THE OL CHEVY MAYBE DO A SPIT ROAST LATER HEH HEH
>SURE TED THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GRAND OL TIME ILL BE OVER AT 8

wow like that was hard

no idea but this is going on for such a long time
>the origins of the meme is lost

>>28490177
I do it to cross shallow rivers
fashion statements are extremely gay, chicano or not

>>28490247
i wanna say it probably predates cars and might be a reference to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonskin_cap
>The cap became highly popular among boys in the U.S., Canada, United Kingdom, and Australia in the 1950s.
which is around the time most cars got radios and by extension antennas to attach the racoon tail to

>>28490179
>Tame
Lmao brainfried goobers really have no idea how degenerate they look

>>28485586
>face of a 45 year old photoshopped over the average highschooler body
>actually 300lbs now
>this is supposed to be impressive
is this some sort of architect meme that I'm too in shape to understand?

>>28485532 (OP)
something to do with jews i imagine

>>28491079
buddy i will fuck your goddamn toaster don't even play

>>28491102
And there it is, a textbook example of their degeneracy

>>28490179
>Casually ruining his own relationship like cattle stampeding off a cliff

>>28491273
This isn't /mlp/...

>>28490172
My desire to know more has intensified

>>28488887
There's nothing secret about that you're just deluding yourself.

>>28493504
It's not secret because I know about it, but if anyone ever asks I'll just pretend I have no idea what they're talking about.

>>28487940
>despite the fact we just think about sex constantly. grammy and grampa wanna have adventurous sex? good for them who gives a shit
what the fuck is wrong with you
we're not like that, it's just you, pervert

>>28485532 (OP)
First reply is pretty spot on.
its meaning evolved over the years depending on who you ask.
as far as i know it was a hick thing, you'd accidentally run over a raccoon, you'd skin it and put its tail on your car.
foxes were harder to run over, ergo its a cooler trophy.
became a vanity item after that, took on racial connotations in some circles, likely appeals to the kids who grew up reading about davy crockett etc.

>>28493915
touch grass

>>28485532 (OP)
You put them on antenna, doors, or mirrors. You could get fakies from shops or you would skin them off roadkill as a trophy which was the real way to get them. Bonus points if you ran over a fox or coyote.

>>28485589
I bought my gf fuzzy dice for her turd gen years back and ugly boomer couples would talk to us randomly. Holy fuck.

>>28496348
She was getting railed by them while you were working

>>28496285
>ikely appeals to the kids who grew up reading about davy crockett etc.

in the context of cars and this cartoon in OP, its this. thats all.

cartoon is great too, in the end, he becomes a sleeper~

>>28485597
>slower than the snake
pathetic chang

>>28485532 (OP)
I've always thought it was from interwar car culture, like wearing those whoopee caps.

>>28485586
Ethan, even though the Road Warrior cucked you out of the trucker thread doesn’t mean you have to post “before” pictures of your sow in other threads.


Why don’t you just stick to Facebook?

>>28497629
What Viper does 6:22?

>>28491094
That's what years of stimulants do buddy. Meth especially beats the hell out of your body, followed by speed and coke. They essentially tickle the same part of your brain as natural stress on top of sleepless nights and vascular damage
t. coke whore enthusiast