Thread 28488398

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>quad and enduro chads are always welcome
>Kando
>wrenching

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>https://superbikeschool.com
>https://ridelikeachampion.com
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets
>https://www.bmwmotorcycles.com

STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953

Mandatory viewing
>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Code
https://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU?si=FU6pnfI1fp4OtgJC[Open]

>Bakuon!
https://hianime.to/watch/bakuon-5834?ep=42715

Previous: >>>>28486753

Another awful tranny-core thread

>>28488398 (OP)
>soon

We are Aryan saar. White power suspension saar

>>28488406
doesnt it give you anxiety to always be posting other peoples pics except something yours? do even have a bicycle lil bro?

also

>imagine getting all the time smoked by now jeet machines and pasta bikes. the state of the nips...

just LMAO, by all means please keep us entertained and bumping the bread

>>28488406
>K
>T
>M

>>28488398 (OP)
>si link

>>28488398 (OP)
>looks like its going to rain today too

>>28488412
i still open them lol, fuck are the feds gonna do

rip

When are we having a Ténéré meet up?

Want my next 'cycle to be a helicycle

I miss my rebel300. IDK how a lowside at sub 20mph takes more than 2 months to fix but next time I'm in the rain I won't go 15mph and hard lean when turning off the road.

>>28488474
how many tennys in dbt so far?

>ass destruct after ~280mi ride
What should I do about this do they make pants with more padding or less ass destruct power?

>>28488204
There are various reasons for not passing TÜV, I fixed most of them but I wired the rear ligth wrong so now the licenseplate light goes on instead of the brake light and I am too lazy to switch the wires around
>701
I see yeah, it's quite alright. Rode one as well for a bit.

>>28488494
Cruiser?

>>28488494
They make seat cushions

>>28488406
Cute

>>28488489
>more than 2 months to fix

I admit, honda does a lot of things well but they most certainly do not make a good CCT design
>Gotta try manually readjusting it before throwing parts at it

>>28488398 (OP)
>>wrenching
LMAO but THE HAND!!!!

>>28488527
This shit has 1 moving part lol you don't think they figured this shit out yet? Your chain guide is finished btw and you won't replace it. Get a manual one and just wrench it down. Then when that doesn't work sell it at MSRP+ tip.

>>28488535
You do realize if you torque a manual tensioner like a mindless ape you'll fuck shit up even more right?

They don't use this design anymore, it was for mid 00's. I'm gonna manually adjust the hydraulic tensioner and see if it'll reset where it's stuck. If not then yeah prob go for a manual one

>>28488474
speaking of tenny anons, where's shoomer tranny?

>>28488537
>You do realize if you torque a manual tensioner like a mindless ape you'll fuck shit up even more right?
No shit kek
>I'm gonna
You're not gonna do shit, wrenchlet

>>28488412
What are you on about?

>>28488489
Is the dealership waiting on a part? Manufacturers often discover that they made some easily broken part when they run out of parts for warranty service.

>>28488398 (OP)
Rip sef

>>28488519
bourbon?

>>28488527
chain tensioner died?

>>28488568
Not in an old fashion

>>28488560
lmao, imagine being this much of a retard.

>>28488538
i also miss /dbt/s favorite schizo shooms, last i heard he was leaving for a 2 week waging marathon. i hope he is still alive

>>28488585
By "waging marathon" do you mean a 14 day jailination?

>>28488585
He solded his viffer, he is hiding out of shame.

>>28488592
what a fag

>>28488594
Desu ne? Hope the new owner is taking good care of her. Viffer is truly one of a kind.

When do you ride bike?

>>28488612
Weekends, early in the day we start at 6:00 AM. My faggot (not gay) friend cannot wake up early.

>>28488612
yes

>decide to be a good boy and not lane split like a degenerate
>first truck in front of doesn't stop trying to wave me through
what the fugg

>>28488623
are you high?
start lanesplitting immediately
the more fags are standing around in traffic jams, the more the car people assume its normal

>>28488613
when weather is permittable?

>>28488625
I always do. The point was that the one time I decided not to I immediately encouraged to. And from a trugg, too.

>>28488612
Most of my trips are by bike.

>>28488626
Always early in the day, because I can't into traffic.

>>28488494
Russell cycle day long seat, best in the business, worth every penny

>>28488591
lmao wouldnt surprise me

>>28488612
Every day for work unless they haven’t cleared the snow yet

>>28488623
Niggers in my neck of the woods aggressively box off lane splitting
When there’s traffic I ride in the grass highway median on the interstate, the real raisin dented of the ADV

>>28488474
Last May

>>28488503
kek I like that mini road kang on the right. looks sick

>>28488669
this image phenomoggs the poster every time

I'm trying to find a youtube video of someone putting Harley batwing fairings on dirt bikes. Does anyone remember this or know who made it? Youtube search is awful.

>>28488525
It scratched some chassis paint off but they aren't even repairing that in the repair order they sent. Idk what the fuck is happening.
>>28488562
Probably, I took it to a ride now because I don't really have all the tools for repairs. Honda parts are supposed to be quick to get right?

Well I’m bummed bros, my fucking bees are dead. Was gonna ride to the hills today but now I’m sad bc my whole hive collapsed overnight

>>28488696
that fucking sucks. Any idea on why?

>>28488701
I suspect the windstorm last week brought a fungus that grew in the hive. Smelled like mold.

>>28488669
>beak

>>28488701
Motorcycle mechanics in the US are just absolute shite, as they're seen as toys rather that transportation. I don't think we even have something like ASE for bikes.

I stepped outside onto my balcony and now my soles are burning.
I don't think I'll go for a ride today.
I wish amphibious motorcycles were a thing.

>>28488696
what you mean bees? you have an actual bee hive?

>>28488696
Yo how many hives? I had 4 honey bee hives and 3 died while the last one is flourishing. Bees are racist, so they will literally kill the competition if they aren’t the same species.

>>28488715
had*

>>28488715
What do you think makes inline-fours sound like that? There's a reason they are sweet to ride.

>>28488715
Had. This was one of the workers. I’m sad bc they never stung me, like the knew who I was and let my chill with them.

>>28488725
180 crank and high compression ratio.
>>28488728
That fucking sucks sorry man.

Is there some Europeam emissions regulation that causes bikes to go limp in the middle of the powerband? BMW Boxers at 4-5000rpm, Aprilia 660s at 5-7000, some Moto Guzzis got afflicted with a similar problem.

>want to go for ride
>can't leave neighborhood because road is closed
>apparently some people decided to have a head on collision at 50mph and take a third car with them
>there's like 4 ambulances, half a dozen cops, and I can hear a helicopter getting close

welp, guess I'm not going anywhere this afternoon lol.

Hopefully the tow trucks are reasonably quick and the left over brain matter isn't too slippery,

>>28488739
The second gear limp is an American thing.
Besides that I'm too sure what you mean.

>>28488743
>cruise control.
>squeeze through while looking at them and clapping.
Retards deserve mockery.

>>28488744
reeeeeee

>>28488485
incelicopter

>>28488651
>Tenny fren community keeps growing

>>28488577
Wasn't worth a risitas but whatever, this whole shit is soulless now

>>28488739
If you're referring to a 1250 BMW, that's just how the not!VTEC is set up.

>>28488399
Had to bake early huh you little faggot, giving others 5 minutes was a mistake you just had to shit out another stale reddit fucking cunt. You were probably shitting and pissing yourself at 5 mins past 310 huh

, BRO IS THAT FREAKING DRAKE OMG I FUCKIN GLOVE DRAKE AND THAT ZX4 XUNT THAT LOWSIDED LET ME POST THE LINK THEN REPLY TO MYSELF, it's that funny hahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA desperate fucking cunt

THE

FREAKING'

>>28488752
oh well that's gay

WRENCHARINOOOOOOO

>>28488774
delete your post so that my posts touch I need this faggots to FEEL me

you will never replace shooms fag stop trying so hard

what the fuck happened to this thread.

>>28488682
I don’t have the YouTube video but I do have it saved files.catbox.moe/pr69w3.mp4

>>28488728
F bees, you will be missed.

2.5 miles of sand today... my longest ride yet

>>28488739
> Europeam
Nope, our nanny is mostly sane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl1nDlRSZpc

>>28488797
That looks like a fun little bike.

>>28488799
>mostly sane
>needs a chainsaw loicense.

>>28488802
I like it, my first one. Only thing is pushing it through the sand into the yard through my small gate is an absolute bigger since the thing ways 370lbs

>>28488788
checked motorrad bro. and our boy is still venting but hasnt even posted one of these yet

>>28488789
>but I do have it saved
NO FUGGIN WAY.
Thanks, anon, I appreciate it big time.

>>28488805
> chainsaw
Don't call 50cc bikes that.
And yes, requiring a license for an easily lethal tool that has no use in everyday life is sane. It's a nanny behavior, but there's little downside to it.

>>28488788
We could be bees
We could live in anons home
This is good news
>>28488710
Pretty upset it is taking so long but also I gained the learning experience tools and time aren't even a reason to go to a motorcycle mechanic, it was more expensive and way longer than I could do it.

>>28488816
when are you posting the video kek

>>28488785
kys newest of faggots

Any recommendations for a backpack that's waterproof that won't make me sweat like a pig?

>>28488810
>370lbs
I dont fucking buy that for a single second

>>28488870
The Helite Moove.

>>28488875
Idk I'm basing it on this https://magazine.cycleworld.com/article/1969/12/1/honda-sl350

>>28488850
I already did wdym

>>28488789
After seeing all the adventure bikes for the last few years, that fairing on a dirt bike starts looking like it really works...

>>28488884
366 w half a tank of gas. Not too bad for a twin.

>>28488662
it's a Rebel 1100, it was automatic (dct) and it was weird as fuck to ride. Only took a small ride around the block with it and it was weird as fuck, but I guess you get used to it eventually.

>>28488884
I'm getting 320ish lbs (dry) in multiple other sources, which sounds a whole lot more reasonable.

>>28488728
F

So how do I become an all weather rider? Just be born a Chad or grit and bear it all?

Cronch

>>28488914
kek. Other 850GS here. One of those has come up for sale on my commute but the prick didn't even put mileage, let alone his phone number on the sign.
Still asking for >75% of msrp which is insane.

>>28488651
Let's have another one,
Where was this

>>28488920
Be born British, is my understanding.
I'm in Southern California so I can only dream of being at all weather driver since we don't have all weather here.

>>28488922
>i recognize that exhaust

KANDO

>>28488941
Or just come north. If you don't ride in the rain the season in Cascadia lasts about five months.

>tell experienced motorcyclist that I got motorcycle license
"Nice that's great congrats bro"
>tell person who has never been on a motorcycle that i got license
"My friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's husband was following all the rules on his motorcycle and flew off of it because of another driver and was sliced in half by a stop sign. People aren't looking for you. Be careful. Gravel will kill you"

>>28488960
Well, congrats on your license

>>28488960
okay

>>28488960
You will die
someday

>>28488922
Lol have you been taking his thing off some jumps how do you compress the suspension that much?

>>28488960
it really blows the cagies minds

>>28488922
OMG is it because you have a GF and the combined weight was too much for the r6 derivative suspension?!???

>>28488995
>>28488997
Riding on the 101 through LA I’m pretty sure lmfao
>>28488945
Kando indeed, underside exhaust is very kando…

>>28488925
Yeah his was the first one that got shipped in that color in Germany, or like one of the very first of the batch that arrived, and people actually offered him more than he paid for to get their hands on it. He later sold it with profit after two or so years iirc.

>>28489006
Kekd

What causes this?

>>28489030
They lowered the price of the water cooled Sportsters to around $10k this year.
The problem is Harley was selling the aircooled ones at a loss to get people into the brand.
Which sucks because the aircooled ones were cool
Dirtbikes are ludicrously overpriced btw

>>28489030
Message them both $2k and completely obliterate their brains for the rest of the day

>>28489038
*blocked*

>>28489030
>mileage mogged by a cow field scooter.
Imagine being a harleyfag. You just know he has a Harley Davidson sticker on his truck and owns a few shirts with the branding on them too.

>>28488404
>someday
Although I have a front fairing to match the EX300 tank and have started on the rear subframe for the transfer case / rear diff combo and a-arm mounts.

>>28489041
>1400 miles
>a lot of miles
I see two poorly researched beginner bikes that both guys clearly did not like.

>>28488728
Colony collapse is real.
I didn't see a single honey bee this year and I have an orchard and a metric shitton of flowers.

>>28489044
Wow, Japan.

>>28488889
Where?

>>28489030
>i know what i got

ahh seller lmao

>>28489046
>harleyfag averages 150 miles a year.
>mogged by retards with duis on 50cc scooters.

>>28489039
Yeah but they're still gonna yell at their wives later because of it

>>28489079
Im struggling to understand in what world 1400 miles is a "lot of miles"
That's not even engine break in miles.
I see two poorly researched beginner bikes.

>>28488650
>raisin dented
Is this speech-to-text of raison d'être or am I once again behind the time, too old for teh interwebbies?

>>28489050
I'm not a bee man, but I always see one dead bee in the same spot in my backyard every few months. That's the only bee I see back there.

>>28489050
a bee flew in my helmet last weekend

Ahhh. I'm tooooning.
https://streamable.com/dcuts9

>>28489107
It’s a joke fresh out of my brain, feel free to use it

>>28488774
I think it's cool. A little primitive, but fork-knife goes into great detail in his 1250GS video.

>>28489169
based

>>28489178
neat

The start of a new wageslaving week.
Did you ride during the weekend, anons?
I went up north to the local lake and did a nice 3/4 hours round trip, a lady in a tesla was running me over if it wasn't for the safety braking thing and i had lots of other riders wave at me while i was resting drinking at picrel.
10/10 it's too fucking hot for my leather jacket. fuck

>>28489036
its legit outrageous local stealership is asking 9k for a crf250r. didnt even check the 450 after that

>>28489178
getting my new scoot soon

why do so many niggaz pretend to be anime girls on the internet what the FUCK

>>28489226
> I went up north to the local lake
> italian plate
> lux background

>>28489226
Yep got 250miles in on saturday with the harley bros. Even found some gravel on the way.

>>28489245
Nobody pretends to be an anime girl, but anime girls are cute and people like seeing cute things in the thread.

>>28489245
100 years ago they would be locked in an asylum for the rest of their lives. But we have feminist cuck society so they are free to degenerate any space they inhabit

>>28489245
>pretend to be anime girls on the internet
With only a hint of irony, please show us, on the internet, where someone attempted to catfish you.

first bike night in months where the hells angels wannabe faggots didnt turn up

today was a good day

>>28489250
¿Quieres?

>>28489250
that is just how europe works

>>28489280
Sure, leave some for me, I'll come in about 250 minutes.

>>28489262
No, 100 years ago people would be invited to a highbrow ball where they'd get dressed in goofy anachronistic costumes, and maybe some would even cross-dress because it's extra silly.
"No fun allowed" hoi polloi fags are not invited.

>>28489226
>tesla+lady

its a miracle that you are alive knowing how they drive when they see bikers

>>28489308
Kill yourself

>>28489178
>BRAAAAAAAAP

>>28489316
dont tell me it was you who was mad all this time lmao

>>28489327
>>28489322
Kys you reddit faggit

its ok, i wont tell people who you are lil bro. mostly because i still like you and everyone deserves to post in /dbt/

Is the goober freaking out in /ccg/ the same one freaking out here?

>>28488404
Portugal anon? Are you upgrading to a 250 or 300?

>>28489308
>female drivers when a motorcycle is within 500ft of them

>>28489357
cant tell who he is but i know already. kinda disappointed but still no one deserves to get doxed bro. i was already wondering why he wasnt posting his bike no more lol

if you really wanted to bake you could have asked nicely bro, no need to shit so many threads to post what you wanted. all we asked from you was keeping the bike in dbt and the 2 sponsors ffs

>OH BRO I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!
dude shut the fuck up you 247365 lonely shameless fucking nigger

just know that people still have enough patience to deal with your childish bs and still not dox you

>>28489373
>no need to shit so many threads
You've been shitting out stale threads for 2 months now, not a single other nigger got to bake, are they even alive? What's new with who? nobody knows it's just MUH FAGGOT HAND MUH FAGGOT WRENCHARINO, MUH FAGGOT ACCEPTANCE, shameless fucking cunt

>>28489389
>my heckin' cartoons bro!
fuck it right, it's your general now huh you little wet mouthed newfaggot

>>28489308
to be fair people are USUALLY well behaved and polite here
Unless too busy looking at phone while coming out of an intersection like said lady or driving down the highway with fucking tiktok on the phone mounted on the dash, i swear one day i counted 5 girls one after the other on either big cars or shitty electric 500 "driving" like picrel, one even had her head fully looking down looking down at her phone so not even a smidge of partial view of the road.

Checking in after a ride in the rain. Yes I dropped the bike. These tires absolutely suck on these gravel roads in Colorado.

so it was you telling anons all this time to fuck themselves for what they had and posting degeneracy. NOW thats shameful. how old are you lil bro? are you at least 20?

>>28489395
>it was you telling anons all this time to fuck themselves for what they had and posting degeneracy
....lurk more and rest assured you're stupid as fuck, new and gay.

>>28489308
yup. Only worse thing would be pic related in the US.

its already around midnight in there lil bro, turn off the pc and go to bed

what happens at bike night?

>>28489394
>blaming the tires.
nah bro.

>>28489401
wigger and nigger activities. Somehow even lower quality shitposting than in /dbt/.
also bunch of retards trying to flex on each other on bikes that haven't even made it to the first valve check.

>>28489096
>struggles to comprehend an A-B comparison.

>>28489402
OK! It was my short legs!
I still wanna get some tires that are better suited for mixed riding.

>>28489394
If you have 2 inches of loose aggregate under you, I'm not sure anyone makes a rear that is squirm proof. I think you just learn to live with the backend sliding around.

>>28489405
In fairness, every time I ride in the rain the little traction control light turns into a strobe.
going for knobbies?

>>28489403
i still think the worst are the wannabe hooligans meets where they just do retard stuff and go be as much as a nuisance as possible while trying to become human crayons,but luckily i've never been to either of those and i plan to keep it that way.

nice rides with reasonable people that end with burger are the best meets, now please someone post the girls eating?

>>28489420
>now please someone post the girls eating?
me subscribing to the thread rn.

>>28489412
>tc comes on
Is there something wrong with your ABS sensors or is it just able to detect that there's some kind of slip in the system?
>knobbies
Yeah, looking at AX41 or tractionators.

>>28489440
>is it just able to detect that there's some kind of slip in the system?
six axis inertial monitoring unit on the 850's, i don't entirely know what it does, just that it keeps me from dying in some way or another.
I've yet to read the manual and what each thing does, but I do keep rain/dynamic/enduro pro on the quick select.

Do I buy a viff to replace my cbr600f or wait and save money for the new panigale V2?
R1200rs wildcard option.
Mostly touring to far away twisties

>>28489444
>post wrong picture, get trips.
oh well.

>>28489446
damn she thic, link?

>Go to hurley dealer
>Salesmen look like they want to commit seppuku
>have to have someone with me to sit on a bike
I wonder what happened at that dealer, where they need someone to accompany you, knowing hurley riders, they probably dominoed the bikes.
Also sporster S is not comfy at all, i dont understand how people ride that bike.
The Triumphs (Scrambler 1200/Tiger 850) and Nightster 975 were giga comfy, except my leg was on the exhaust/ air cleaner.
Maybe i should just skip these and get a rocket 3

>>28489453
The Rocket is cool but I just don't like the triple sound for a big cruiser like that.

>>28489453
>they probably dominoed the bikes
must be something worse than that to have to be accompanied to even sit on one

>an off-duty APD officer was charged this morning with leaving the scene of a critical-injury crash after he hit a pedestrian while operating a large bagger type motorcycle at a high rate of speed.

WARNING 1 HOUR VIDEO NOT STAMPED, DO NOT CLICK
https://youtu.be/Yxwknj-b3lw?si=XkwWYsLdsjIsgJkE

if we accept that the Kong of Baggers races have demonstrated that baggers can indeed beat supersports and considering the reckless actions of the average bagger rider, do you think this will be enough to trigger a ban on this style of motorcycle? a sort of bagger ban, implemented sometime by the end of the year.

>>28489445
>mostly touring
As much as I love my viffer I like the R1250RS better for long tours. They're both fun on the open road but the RS is a better hypermiler and the viffer will boil your ass, balls, and feet in slow traffic.

>>28489420
You need to meet different people anon.
Unrelated but I keep forgetting the shop my bike is stuck at only works 4 days a week. Tue-friday, so I have thrwe days they could call me. I want it back to 4th.

>>28489394
shes fine

>>28489462
>link a 1 hour video
>doesnt timestamp

kill yourself

>>28489470
it doesnt show anything though....just incase someone was curious jeez

>>28489462
>another fucking SI link posting retard.

>bully hours
not posting my bike

>>28489474
Tell us why "SI link" means you fucking autistic paki spastic nigger coon rat dog

>>28489480
Newfaggot, NTA, kys.

>>28489482
except you are the anon, you redditpilled cocksucker
now tell us what an "SI link" is
youve been spamming this in the thread for 2 weeks now

>>28489480
>he doesn't know.

>>28489482
>>28489488
samefag

>>28489464
Is it as characterless as they say? Compared to a viff which some people say is bad too

>>28489493
neck yourself

>>28489447
>German Autism
Checks out.

>>28489457
wow it actually sounds like garbage now that you say it.
And to think i wanted one because it looks cool.
>>28489461
A woman dominoed the bikes and got her man to sue them?

>>28489466
>You need to meet different people anon.
I'm trying :C

>>28489503
i'd imagine someone domino'd them, while someone else was say on one, and caused massive harm - and it was the dealership paying the medical bills

>>28489496
>understands inspect element
>still has no idea what an Si link is.
how does this happen?

reminder folks

>all the anons telling you to kill yourselves are the same anons posting the bakuon drawings

>>28489509
>inspect element
so you ARE a retarded nigger and just spouting niggerbabble, kill yourself.

>>28489488
based newfag destroyer

>>28489510
kys newest of faggots

>>28489394
Skill issue

>>28489438
I've been here too long.

>>28489503
>shoplifters will be prosecuted

>>28489509
Newfag you don’t need inspect element every halfway decent plugin lets you mark whatever posts you want as (you) or not

>>28489469
She is! The box on the right side got a scratch and dent (hammered it out a bit ago). I was surprised at how easy I stood the bike back up.

THIS IS YAMAHA DAY
JULY 1
SAY THANK YOU YAMAHA
I LOVE YAMAHA. DO YOU LOVE YAMAHA?

>>28489531
Oh no!

>>28489594
Is that JFK? Now I want to play Five but my PC is busted.

>>28489394
I rode in the rain today too.

>>28489584
>>28489512
samefag

>>28489604
>gets caught samefagging
>uuuhm im gonna say he inspect elemented and hes a samefag!!!

rope

>>28489615
neck yourself

>>28489618
>this nigga gave his screenshot a 4chan-style filename when saving it

lmao you are pathetic

My bike was feeling sloggish coming off the light. Pulling off in first gear and shifting to 2nd. (((I have a 23 cb500x. First gear on this bike is awfully tall. So I have to quickly revv and move into 2nd. There are many embarrassing times during my maneuver of quickly revving in 1st then quickly up shifting into 2nd gear that I fall into neutral and revbomb the bike like a moron faggot.))) The engine was bogging. Well I went adjusted my clutch and throttle freeplay. I cant wait to ride on my day off and test it out.

so why do beginner bikes need to be light, like obviously moving a 500lbs+ is going to be difficult for anyone a 350lbs enduro is going to get whipped around in the winds

>>28489620
if youre accidentally finding neutral on a 2023 bike, you might just have extremely weak ankles

also clean your sparkplugs

>>28489622
because when you drop it on yourself, it'll be much easier to get back on, instead of crushing your leg - thats reserved for the professional retards like me and my goldwing

>>28489599
How's the Tracer?

reasons to love YAMAHA:

>Nissan S30
>Toyota 2000GT
>80's music
>best musical instruments in all segments
>twin round headlights
>Lexus LFA
>Altezza
>R1
>R7 (both)
>R6
>CP2
>CP3
>greatest decade in MotoGP
>Agostini, Rossi, Lorenzo, Quartararo
>Dirty Hero 1982 movie
>Onsa (best girl)
>Sampan aka Elsie
>V-MAX
>FJR
>a fucking Banshee
>Tenere
>Virago/V-Star/Drag Star/XVS
>SRX, XSR, SR, SDR
>OX99-11

>>28489625
I want it...

>>28489631
Now if only they could get their new frames right I’d be happy.

>>28489623
>you might just have extremely weak ankles

Yeah I never lifted dumbbells with my foot.

>>28489636
It's a forced meme (not real)
Yamaha frames are fine

>>28489632
It actually looks sick without the top box and backrests. Not a bike I have any interesting in owning but I always like seeing them.

>>28489641
have you tried walking around?
running?
general leg exercises?
calf raises?

>>28489625
fwiw the Goldwing is actually really easy to lift.

>>28489654
not with my wife on it!

>>28489656
heh

>>28489622
makes it easier to handle at low speeds, which is a notoriously hard skill to develop especially as a beginner. If you have zero low speed skill you'll die a squid trying to take a simple curved freeway merge
handling a larger bike at lowspeeds fucking sucks until you get used to it

>>28489656
she's a big girl

>>28489660
for me!

what carplay unit to get for my bike? getting sick of using my phone (plus I've almost crashed multiple times trying to click the tiny Spotify icons)

>>28489656
lol

>>28489662
stop using your fucking phone while riding

>>28489664
stop using your teeth while sucking cock

>>28489662
>carplay
>bike

>>28489662
You should make ride playlists so you don't need to mess with your phone.

>>28489669
sometimes I'm listening to radio but want to listen to Spotify instead, or maybe change destination on Google Maps

>>28489666
no, it adds a necessary fear and edge to the experience and makes them cum faster

>>28489662
>I've almost crashed multiple times trying to click the tiny Spotify icons
>Surely an ugly, laggy chinkshit tablet passthrough that kills my battery will work better

>>28489622
A 300-420lb bike is easier to handle at low speed, easier to brake on, and significantly easier to learn balacing when coasting and easier to park for beginners.

>>28489662
>I've almost crashed multiple times
stop being poor and get a cardo or a sena

>>28489672
well as-is, my phone's screen has to be on the entire time anyway, whereas I can hardwire the carplay unit (have accessory plugs behind the TFT). while a chink tablet unit may be slow, it'll be far easier to interact with than a small phone screen

>>28489662
I have this problem but with gps. I want a gps that can actually form a loop without having to press continue.

>>28489620
Don't flex your ankle, pull up your entire foot (like lift off the peg).
Common strategy when breaking in a new pair of dirt boots.

>>28489631
Thank you Yamaha!!

>>28489631
You forgot
>Ford Taurus SHO

whats the BBC of bikes?

>>28489701
Police Taurus = SEXO

>>28489492
The VFR has ALL the character. It's also sportier than the RS. I can't say for the 1200 gen but the 1250 "ShiftCam" not-VTEC Boxer with all the DLC ("dynamic pro mode" requires a dealer unlock, sasuga BMW) and an Akropovic slipon is very fun to ride. It's a complete putt putt potato sound below 3500rpm but you can cruise at like 1700rpm without bogging the engine so you can shortshift it for quietness or gas range, or wring it out for fun rides.

>>28489713
To be clear the slipon and pro mode are like 10% of the fun, the base model is great too.

>>28489705
i got another one, whats the honda civic of bikes?

>>28489631
You forgot
>every toyota engine with the letter G in it (they did the cylinder heads)

>>28489705
Hayabusa

>>28489717
MT07. I thought of saying sv650, but it has too much character.

>>28489662
Doesn't Honda AT, come with carplay or android auto? Probably Goldwing does too.

Goodnight /dbt/

>>28489717
Ninja 400

MT-07 is the MX-5 of bikes

>>28489694
Good post

>>28489735
a good ol civic has character too

SV650 = GR86 (retarded meme engine)
CP2 = Miata (bulletproof, lightweight and fun)

>>28489747
>he posted bakuons eating burgers
thread comfort levels are peaking rn

>>28489717
This bugged the shit out of me. I was about to say Versys 250/300, but that's a twin and it has more suspension travel than you would expect out of Nip tourer. So, cb300r?

Two more posts and the retard will make yet another tranny thread with si links.

>>28489717
Suzuki gs500

>>28489760
24 7 365

>>28489752
>SV650 = (bulletproof, lightweight, and fun)
>CP2 = (retarded meme engine)
nail on the head anon, couldn't have said it better myself

>>28489726
>Honda had a contract with Toyota Motor Co., Ltd., but out of fifty piston rings he submitted for quality control only three met the required standards.

Never forget: Honda wasn't good enough, but Yamaha is.

>>28489760
>he talked like an actual civilized human

see how easy it was bro

man hurry the fuck up and bake another shit tier stale reddit thread MY HECKIN WRENCHARINOOOOOOOO

>>28489767
>lightweight
>turd gen SV

Anon, it's 197 kg, more than 3cyl or 4cyl supersport.

>>28489776
i thought you were asleep already given its like 5am in there lol. but i also have to remember yall probably have a discord group of sorts

desperate faggot

keep bumping chief

Just a helping bump

Where the new bread at

QUICK MAKE THE NEW THREAD YOU CRYING TRANNIES NOWS YOUR TIME

kill yourself you retarded desperate faggot

>>28489815
lmao

>>28489662
I pull over and stop if I need to play with my phone

>>28489815
>please wait five minutes before making a post.
nah, I genuinely don't care that much.

>>28489828
>>28489828
>>28489828

NEW

>>28488398 (OP)
FRESH BREAD

>>28489827

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>>28489832
YES FUCKING CUNT

>>28489662
This is bait.

>>28489373
>sponsors
wat

>>28488489
>>28488684
Buy tools dumbass. All you need to do any work on a bike is a set of wrenches, sockets, allen keys, screwdrivers, a stand, and like.. that's pretty much it. You can get all that shit on Craigslist for like 50 bucks.

>>28488739
It's because they test noise emissions in the US by driving past a microphone at 80% throttle at 50% of the redline or something like that. So you can cheat the noise test by just programming the computer to make less power at that exact spot.