Thread 28495911

*arabic music plays in background*

Note that the badge is right up close and yet the music is in the background. The situation is clearly a white man in a Bavarian chariot trying to pick you up and save you from a looming arab horde. And you have the audacity to mock him?

>>28495911 (OP)
Disgraced brand, alongside Mercedes. Slavs and arabs ruined them.

>>28495911 (OP)
I thought arabs didn't listen to music. It's haram o algo

>>28495995
>no turn signal
>botched parking
Bond is an expert. He can already impersonate an average BMW owner.

>>28495911 (OP)
lol i set this as the ringtone for when one of my arab friends calls me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEh7oHiZQSI

>>28495995
1997 750iL. V12 in that bad boy. What a big dick CEO car.

>>28495911 (OP)

BMW is the one thing Jews and Muslims agree on desu. BMW is the Semitic man's Chariot.

>>28496056
Later on he wrecks in spectacular fashion. No one could tell he was a spy.

>>28496079
explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u8OWS4g8XM

>>28495911 (OP)
Their bikes are alright

הותקפה מינית על ידי פורשה {reply-Send:porscheAPI} Raped by porsche son of brown Timmy bitch

>>28496255
what the brown dog yappin about?

>>28496255
kek
>>28496492
ricer

>>28496146

South Florida; every Jewish and Asian community is driveway after driveway filled with BMW and Porsche. They are the Jewish man's Chariot.

>>28496492
>Who's that dawg - Mr Peanutbutter! Knick nack, paddywhack, give a dawg a bone!
Every time I see these posts this shit gets stuck in my head for hours, I think it's funny:
https://youtu.be/zuYwgQBiaPE

>>28496053
>thinks muslims actually follow their rules

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>I LOVE WHEN THE BOARD IS SPAMMED BY NON-WHITES WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX IT'S MY FAVORITE TYPE OF POST.
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>I LOVE WHEN THE BOARD IS SPAMMED BY NON-WHITES WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX IT'S MY FAVORITE TYPE OF POST.
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>I LOVE WHEN THE BOARD IS SPAMMED BY NON-WHITES WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX IT'S MY FAVORITE TYPE OF POST.
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>>28496169
old ones were, newer ones are overpriced and full of electronic crap

>>28496053
>>28497231
Those rules depend a lot on which branch and sub-branch one is part of.
A large part of them are not even from their holy book, but are based on anecdotes (hadith) of the prophet's supposed words, actions and silent approvals, compiled by political and religious authorities a few hundred years later (obviously super accurate).
Which things are officially prophet-approved and holy-as-fuck depend on who compiled your branch's anecdotes and who's currently interpreting them.

Far as I know, music is among the things mostly discussed in those anecdotes. So it might be perfectly fine if your sect doesn't accept the anecdote about the prophet glancing upon an MP3 player and looking at it with disdain (as witnessed by some goat herder, later declared a saint).

I have a 2017 330i and I love it. The only problem is that whenever I go to a BMW car meet I get beat up and chased of because I don't have a "real" car. Last time they even took my wallet. They never touch my car though, they still have more respect for it than me.

>>28496933
>skylines are driven by tokyoites
>therefore altima drivers are tru japanese artisans
retard

REV UP YOUR ENGINES AS INDIAN MUZIK RELEASE INNER DRIFT GOD
https://youtu.be/x9WO2ieJMYk

sie werden es nie verstehen

>>28495911 (OP)
kek'd out loud