Welcome to the Ultimate Driving Machines General, THE thread for BMW enthusiasts.

There will be plenty jealous Poorsche fans ITT, but I encourage you to be kind to them as they typically ride the bus.

mopar
or no car

What's the lore between the homoerotic rivalry between BMW™ and Porsche™?

This is how us UDM pilots deal with Ferrarifags.

>>28496587

>>28496370
there is no rivalry, porsche won many decades ago

>>28496999
let’s fact check this real quick
>Porsche AG’s total revenues for 2024 were €40.1 billion
>BMW's total revenues for 2024 were €142.3 billion

>>28497009
life must seem very simple when you are 80 IQ

those race cars really have nothing to do with bmw or porsche though....

>>28497015
They look cool though

>generate an accurate depiction of the average Porsche/BMW driver

>>28497046
So youre saying bmw offers the same performance as 99% of porsches, at a lower price that the average joe can afford

>>28497090
„I’m“ not implying anything. AI however things BMW is leasebait for room temp retards

>>28497046
On the left:
>Gay man makes depiction of himself using AI trying to look "cool" but only appears like a Gay fag
On the right:
>Gay man uses AI to try and make someone "uncool", instead they make someone who is merely unattractive to gays
Drive Porsche if you like it up the ass then.
Duly noted.

Porsche is like a gay club you buy a car to join.

>>28497224
>making things up
fascinating

why are we hating the nuBimmers again?

mine

>>28496355 (OP)
Wat

Alhamdulillah ///bros

>>28498685
BASED

>>28498704
Lost