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>>28500490 (OP)
Considering they also stopped making cars for over a full year, the sales were going to crater even if the rebrand wasn’t awful horseshit. Be wary of news sources that conform perfectly to your preconceptions, it generally means you’re being led around by your nose.

>>28500537
Fpbp

>>28500537
right, how much of those sales are just the last remaining models being sold off?
all these articles are sus af. tyler durden?

>>28500537
>. Be wary of news sources that conform perfectly to your preconceptions
Have you been living under a rock? The entire reason why people like Trump are in office is because this push for whacky left wing weirdo shit is off putting to even the most normal of normies

>>28500537
they sold over 2600 cars in Jan Feb and March of this year, but all of a sudden after that ad campaign in April they sold 49. wow what a coincidence that they sold out right at the exact moment those ads aired. definitely couldn't be related at all.

>>28500544
Wacky Left Wing Wierdo shit and deranged billionaire worship are both a symptom of dumbfucks using only news sources that conform to their preconception. More than half this country is self radicalizing because they're too stupid to avoid it, and you're probably one of them. It's important to hear this shit for the same reason that Julius Caesar had a slave whispering in his ear that he too was a mortal while riding the chariot of glory during his Triumphs.

>>28500547
I think you spend too much time on twitter.

>>28500547
>are both a symptom of dumbfucks using only news sources that conform to their preconception.
That's not whats been happening at all though. For the past 10 years there's very clearly been a narrative thats pushed on the nose in all forms of media and if you don't buy into it it's because "youre a russian troll" or "a conspiracy theorist". Every day is like a new example of "the emperor has no clothes." There is no rational argument as to why a company like Jaguar would ever air something so embarrassing.

>>28500546
Are you legally retarded? fippybippy pointed out they stopped making cars I think late 2023 and you're trying to show 18 months later them selling basically nothing isn't a coincedence?

How many "new" Jaguars do you think are on dealership lots currently?

>>28500537
Sorry but I'm too smart to be fooled. That is something that only happens to the people on the other side.

>>28500490 (OP)
>brand that doesn't make cars doesn't sell cars
wow surely it was because of woke, dumb fuck

>>28500564
i'm just stating facts. they sold over 2600 cars in the 3 months before the ad and then 49 in the 1 month after. which is definitely 100% a coincidence obviously. don't be naive.

>>28500571
>which is definitely 100% a coincidence obviously.
No one is saying this you dumb bitch. What we’re saying is that it can’t be 100% attributable to bad marketing that the people who have no good cars to sell and only a dwindling inventory of $70,000 dogshit year old crossovers have low sales volume. The dogshit marketing was a nail in the coffin, not a magic bullet.

>dogshit dogshit dogshit
dude is so mad lmao

>>28500671
You will never pass

>>28500490 (OP)
will this cause them to whiplash back to non electric?

>>28500490 (OP)
Woke and broke

>>28500490 (OP)
I kind of love it when right winger morons try to act like every corporate failure is because of woke, and when obvious woke corps get success they just ignore it.

Keep making up your own paralel reallity buddies. But the world will keep going on, no matter how hard you cry.

>>28500544
Oh, i thougt it was because he promised more and better jobs, but well, since he is doing nothing but fuck up the economy to get is 0.00002% to pay less taxes, i'm betting orangegutan will never win again.

Anyway, every non-chinese company is going broke. Specially anglos.

>>28500490 (OP)
>>28500537
Yeah isn't it VERY common for a certain model's sales to drop to basically 0 before a refresh?
and here were not talking about a single model, we're talking about the whole company redesign.

>>28500979
Well most of us live in reality and dont dictate life by twitter posts, so I have no idea wtf youre talking about

>>28500979
>when obvious woke corps get success they just ignore it
What are the most significant examples in your mind?

>>28500979
You will never be a woman.

>>28500544
Trump is in office because he’s a better defender of Israel than the democrats. If Oct 7th hadn’t happened we’d have Kamala right now.

>>28500994
Trump pulled a double-bluff on everyone with the Iran job. He offered to 'bomb' them, they agreed to let him, and then he declares victory and turns around to the Israelis and says 'see mission accomplished we did it war over' and now they just have to accept it too.

>>28500979
China is #winning because Communism With Chinese Characteristics is capitalism while the anglo empire is communist.

>>28500546
Ad campaign coincides with their decision to halt production of existing models whike they finish developing new models.
Do you think Jaguar is like Toyota where they just have tens of thousands of cars fresh off the production line sitting in yards waiting to be sold? Jaguars are made to order.

>>28500984
Once the ZR1 was officially debuted, Z06 sales cratered because now people looking for the Nee Plus Ultra had a new dragon to chase. It’s pretty common.

>>28500988
I dont use Musk shithole either

>>28500989
You want to discuss right wing moronic cherrypicking with more "left" cherrypicking to see who can gather more?
I hope you are not this stupid, but if you want some examples.
Netflix
Barbie
Every rainbow PR company on pride month
I dont really care, so i never gathered cherrypicks.
>>28500991
And you will never be a real man, but die an incel
>>28501036
Right wingers are so retarded you are completely indistinguishable from any parody

>>28501361
>Jaguars are made to order.
Is it still the 1950's?
>Do you think Jaguar is like Toyota where they just have tens of thousands of cars fresh off the production line sitting in yards waiting to be sold?
Yes I believe they did have 2 years worth of stock sitting around, hence they thought they could afford to stop production for 2 years during the rebrand.

>>28500490 (OP)
>by Tyler Durden
>>28500537
fpbp and /thread. Let's hope Jaguar tries to re-release something akin to the E-type. Otherwise they'll only be the hundredth british manufacturer to disappear.

>>28500490 (OP)
Why doesn't Jaguar just make an electric E-type? Or something at least inspired by it? If they're going all-in on an EV they can make literally any shape they want as long as impact rating allows them to sell it in the EU right?

Why did they make a pink brick?

>>28500537
You do realize that even more Fiat 500 Pandas sold more after they were discontinued than Jaguar did this year right?

The ad killed any chance of clearing Jaguar product off their lots.

>>28503076
You're wondering why they're not making an EV luxury sports car in a global market where basically nobody is buying or even wants an EV sports car?

Are you a bot?

>>28500547
have you ever supported a policy that wasn't in lockstep with the mainstream Left
>nb4 something about Palestinian genocide or socialised healthcare

>>28500979
I love it when retarded wumaos let their mask slip

>>28501864
China is literally a genuinely more capitalistic society than the west in all ways that matter. That's why they have production and the west doesn't. You can't argue against this because it's simply a fact. People in China are free to rightly do business in all sorts of ways they are not in the west.

>>28500537
>>28500543
If you genuinely don't know ZeroHedge, they are an anonymous news platform. "Tyler Durden" posts editorials from real industry people who would not be able to find a publishing outlet or mainstream news source. They've alao got a lottttt of shit right in the past. But being essentially a news industry opinions blog, they've also got a fair share of useless political speculation.

>>28501864
>You want to discuss right wing moronic cherrypicking with more "left" cherrypicking to see who can gather more?
Insecure about the fact that there are so many more examples of the former than the latter? That's kinda how evidence works sonny. If you think one thing and reality tells you another, agree with reality.
Nobody likes corpo gaywashing on grids month, including the gays. These are expressions of political power, enjoining subjects to pay homage to the incumbent state religion, not 'consumer preference'.
Saying netflix benefits from making everything about ugly black transbians is like saying the government benefits from making everything about ugly black transbians; it's hard to tell because they have a monopoly on the 'market'. Everyone making the products that are *hosted* on netflix though keep getting worse. Whether it's disney or marvel or some other westoid media blob, they're all hosing #billions down the drain year over year as people just check out of the slopfest altogether, regardless of there not being any alternatives in the same market (except for turning to eastern media instead).
Barbie is about a straight white woman emblematic of heteropatriarchal standards of beauty and thus is insufficiently woke.

>>28503490
The whole world is partying at the anglo collapse, no need for your chinese fear to show up.
>>28503588
There is no aregunent, yoy are responsible of proving your statement, but you cant. Also you are a retard
>>28503617
Nexflix a monopoly? Seriously? There are like 500 diferent sevives accross the world.
Anyway, evidence works by making a serious study, not a buased random on 4chan like you desperately looking for every case he can find and equally desperatelly trying to dimiss every counter argument
Barbie not woke? Thx, you proved my point.
Those mental gimnastics to dismiss netflix, pr or barbie are just pathetic.
There is no point in arguing because you are a bigot, you will never take any point.
But again, the workd keeps going without you and support keeps growing all around the world

www.weforum

org/stories/2017/01/transgender-rights-how-supportive-is-your-country/

I dont know why i cant put the picture on my reply but anyway.

This entire drama feels so horribly orchestrated, it's ridiculous
>make absolutely bonkers ad and PR campaign that would obviously be hates by everyone
>right in a time when they had stopped producing cars so now you have the classic situation of two sides pitted against each other (hurr it's because of the rebrand, hurr it's because of the brand)

I miss those times when things were normal and not every aspect of life seemingly written for a gay soap opera.

This entire drama feels so horribly orchestrated, it's ridiculous
>make absolutely bonkers/disgusting ad and PR campaign that would obviously be hated by everyone
>right in a time when they had stopped producing cars so now you have the classic situation of two sides pitted against each other (hurr it's because of the rebrand, hurr it's because of the end of production)

I miss those times when things were normal and not every aspect of life seemingly written for a gay soap opera.

>>28503980
I think Jaguar just has inept management they completely shelved a production ready EV and large SUV now they've wasted millions on relaunching a brand without any cars to sell
A smarter move would be to kill Jaguar completely wait ten years and then market the 'return of a legend'

>>28503991
>>28503980
>jeet management
That explains most of this situation.

This isn't some galaxy brained orchestrated outrage though; Jag jumping head first into the wood chipper to generate buzz around a non existent $300,000 EV isn't what is going on here. Unfortunately the dumbest reason all this is going on is the most likely reason.

>>28503961
>There are so many examples!
>No I can't give you examples, yes these are barely responsive to begin with, but just trust me okay!?
brainbroken
poster girl principle; if your strongest examples are this weak, every other example is weaker
Grids month is political power crushing consumer preference, netflix trades on being a platform more than any particular products on the platform and thus benefits from Metcalf's Law, and if the people making barbie had sufficient ideological purity then they wouldn't have made her a #nonrepresentative character type in the first place. Having her say one thing but 'be' another gives space for chuds to say that it's ironic or subversive.

>>28503083
EV luxury sports cars are the only EVs that people are in the market for. Nobody wants a 3-row EV that looks like a dumpy minivan.

>>28503488
No see he likes radical centrists like Bernie too! At least until the party forces him out of the running, *then* he's lockstep with the left

>>28504539
Oh is that why Ferrari cancelled their 2nd EV and stopped trying to sell the piles of EVs currently in inventory that has an admitted zero-interest from buyers?
Before you say its a Ferrari and too expensive,
How about the "rally" Mach E that isn't selling? How about the EV Challenger that just barely sold into the double digits? How about the generally falling EV sales regardless of their 0-60 times?
And before you say it
You can't have a sport 4000lb EV because of the energy density of current battery tech. You either make it lightweight and nimble but it can only do 2 laps, or you give it 350 miles of range and it weighs 3 of your mom. Thats simple physics.

>>28500537
>Considering they also stopped making cars for over a full year, the sales were going to crater even if the rebrand wasn’t awful horseshit. Be wary of news sources that conform perfectly to your preconceptions, it generally means you’re being led around by your nose.
OP got jebaited by some dumb roastie author kek

>>28504577
When jag sold 2600 cars in the three months before the ad and 49 in the month after, it wasn't because they had sold every car they had, it was because people stopped buying the cars.

Bongs are you ok?

>>28501864
>claims he doesnt use twitter but theyre only examples of reality are pop culture retard shit
Okay so then you're a redditor cultist dipshit? Cool

>>28504707
They stopped selling jaguars in the uk in November meaning you could not buy a new one after that date
They continued selling jaguars in the US until April of 2025

>>28504882
oh no but you see anon smart americans were actually rushing to buy the last unpozzed jags so in fact my twitter culture war bullshit is 100% real and relevant

>>28504869
looks like a continental GT? Whats wrong with this?

>>28500490 (OP)
>quoting renowned studio sinker, eternal 'on development' game developer, and overall terminally insecure loser Grummz.
Have some dignity, Anon.

>>28500537
YWNBAW

jeez, the troon defense force is out in full today.

>>28504900
>passive aggressive samefagging
Yeah someone's mad

>>28503961
In the anglo empire, the ruling class requires you to hire women, browns, and homosexuals, and prevents you by written law and unwritten fiat from firing them when they inevitably cause problems, on pain of lawsuits deplatforming and or the state media publicly dragging the offenders through the coals as an example to the rest of the peasanty to not disrespect those ranked higher in social class than themselves.

In china you are free to not do these things, and thus we see they have far more effectively productive organizations.

Personnel is policy, and the most important function of any executive in any organization is the ability to hire and fire anyone for any reason or no reason at all; otherwise, they are not really a sovereign or autonomous organization at all, but a sockpuppet of a higher power.

Thus, China is more genuinely capitalistic than countries under the anglo empire which are communist shitholes.

>>28503961
>>28505164
In China, government intrusion takes the form of requiring a party member be hired on the board - which is far less onerous than government intrusion in the anglo empire, which requires an HR and Sarbanes-Oxley accounting department in every body in the land above non-trivial size (ie, noticeable by power) staffed by legions of faithful products churned out vetted and accredited by their seminaries.

In China you can find yourself dealing with one czar a thousand miles away. In the anglo empire, everyone finds themselves dealing with a thousand czars one mile away.

In China you are required to follow the rules. In the anglo empire it is required to follow the rules, and also forbidden to know what the rules are.

In China members of the party wear their badges openly. In the anglo empire members of the party are all 'secret police' who 'voluntarily' enforce the (unnamable) party line and who deny there is even a ruling structure to begin with.

It is funny how you say you respect China and say you celebrate the decline of the anglo empire when all your social fashions are anglo social fashions specifically, which are not shared by civilized people outside the anglo empire and who in fact find your ways quite repulsive absent anglo imperialism to impose their ideological insanity on other peoples - but this, too, is typical of baizuos in the anglo empire.

>>28500547
That was Marcus Aurelius
t. stoic

>>28504900
No doubt. They probably have some discord server or something where the troons and uggos coordinate their defense against any little thing, not like they have anything better to do after destroying their chances at a good life.

>>28504882
So dealerships junked 1800 jaguars just stting on the lots? Wow, great plan!

>>28500547
Blah blah blah blah stop gaslighting me into thinking this satanic freak shit is some marginalized group or isn't globalized push by the elite class.

>>28505171
The US requires the FBI and CIA to have jobs at every company. I don't see how that's any different

>>28506245
wrong
it is expressly illegal for the us government to surveil its own citizens
it is not however illegal for them to ask the canadians, british, or australian intelligence agencies to do it

>>28506256
>it is expressly illegal for the us government to surveil its own citizens
Laughing_whores.png

>>28506256
>it is expressly illegal for the us government to surveil its own citizens
LMAO
People still believe that? In 2025?

>>28506307
>>28506263
even if the us government's interpretation of that directive is often suspect, it's legally true. all the countries in the five eyes group surveil each other for plausible deniability.
fact: aussie shitposters are actually SIS glowies attempting radicalization campaigns, 4chan is in fact illegal and nearly impossible to access for the average australian. the pro-chinese and anti-american sentiment comes from them as well.

>>28500571
Of course they couldn't have held off publishing the ad until their inventory had almost ran out..

I'm sure this ad campaign doesn't appeal to virtually anyone in the market for a jag, but then again most people probably wouldn't last minute change their decision to buy a car based on some shitty commercial either.

>>28506351
>4chan is in fact illegal and nearly impossible to access for the average australian
We should be so lucky

>>28506398
we are that's why we only get aus glowies and schizos instead of timothy the picanto man from melbourne or like anybody else who's even remotely normal, it's either low effort cia playbook school shooter bait or deliberately unhinged schizoid ranting like that one front loader driver who cries about indian dump truck drivers and "insain thou" guy with absolutely nothing in between.