Thread 28500861

If nobody fucked with Christine then everything would've been fine.

i thought it was if no one fucked with arnie because christine was his yandere girlfriend

>>28500861 (OP)
>fix car up
>fights alongside you as a companion
woah...

>>28500870
that too
>>28500880
this movie gets me a little teary eyed

To be fair Christine was way more violent in the book from what I remember.

>>28500861 (OP)
The bullies basically bullied him for no reason other than he wasn't popular. Then they got insanely jealous because he fucked the prom queen and fixed up his car.

He honestly was the victim in all these even though a demon was trying to possess him. The guy who sold it to him said the guy before him lived for decades so he wouldve been fine because he loved the car too.

>>28500959
yeah, ironically his best friend's attempt to destroy christine is what got arnie killed in the end.

> mfw not having a car that loves and doesn't want to get separated from you
> why even live

This the real Devil Z or well I guess it'd be more of a Devil Fury.

>hehehe anon go online and call that bmw driver a nigger

>....ok babe

>>28500946
deadass dream girl

>>28500861 (OP)
post on /x/, retard.

>Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car.
>Except maybe for pussy.

>>28500947
Lebay possessed Christine not the other around like the movie.
>>28500959
In the movie Christine killed both his daughter and wife then George killed himself by monoxide poisoning.

>>28502708
I haven't read it in a gorillion years but I just remembered in the book, isn't it the daughter chokes on a hamburger or something and the old man puts her back in the car for 'no reason' just before she dies from asphyxiation, and later in the present day someone else almost dies in the same fashion? A pervy old man possessing a car is way less /o/tistic than the car itself being a possessive demon.
>Christine was only 25 years old at the time of the novel, just old enough to qualify for classic plates in most states today, but feels like something from another era because the cars of the 50s were so different than the 80s
>pic related is today as old as the Fury was then

>>28502722
i forgot there's also a gay expelled bully who tries to get revenge
there are a LOT of murderous bullies in stephen king novels. dude has some issues but i don't blame him

>be 4chan khv poster
>want women
>women don't want you
>want anime girls
>not real
>want mecha anime girls that look like cars
>not real
>watch cars
>get a weird boner
>want cars instead
predictive storytelling. what would the modern equivalent be? chrysler was in pretty dire straits in the 2000s

>>28500940
>this movie gets me a little teary eyed
Same, when he's just sitting in the car listening to music while fixing it up is some real shit

>>28502722
Pic related is also my fetish now thanks
How do I get a ghost to possess my crown Victoria? It's parked because the fuel pump gave out and honestly getting a ghost in there to fix it might be easier than getting the new pump in anyways

>/o/tist dies in car
>next owner is compelled to autistically chase down oem parts and fix every last thing wrong with the car
>will use every opportunity he or she gets to tell others about its development history and always mentions it by model/chassis code
>compulsively uses oem parts and always seems to be able to get NOS parts from "somewhere"
>goes croozing to nowhere and everywhere
>goes hooning to nowhere and everywhere
>magically knows how to shake any chasing cops off

>>28502897
This you?

>>28502897
you're gonna have to either drop the tank (annoying) or cut a hole in the deck behind the rear seats (also annoying and dangerous, but people do it semi often)
fucking ford put that shit WAY up there on top of the fuel tank

>>28502905
>the twist is that it wasn't actually his car because he was a busrider, he just died in it

>>28503326
kek

>>28503149
no I specifically want the car to fuck me did you not read the filename

>see pic related
What do?

>>28504509
Herbie would kick his ass.

>>28504545
https://youtu.be/FHy3O-BR9Js
The little insect ain't gonna do shit

>>28504509
Where the fuck can I watch/stream this? I haven't seen this film in more than a decade and none of the websites I know feature it, or at least not in English. It's a 48 year old cult classic, why am I having so much difficulty finding it?

>>28500946
Been a hot minute since I've seen this last.

>>28502897
>How do I get a ghost to possess my crown Victoria?
If it's Grandpa's old car, you have a black guy drive it. If it's an ex cop car, you have a WHITE guy drive it.

>>28504509
>opening scene is of cyclists being murdered
Unfathomably based.

>>28504952
And running over a hitchhiker four times

>>28504913
I wish I could give a solution, but corporate retards would rather kill something than let you have it

>>28504913
Christine is on Pr1me.

>>28504922
And then kill them?

>>28505021
I meant The Car, Christine I have in both VHS and ripped BluRay. I did find The Car eventually, and holy shit I forgot how dumb it was. Entertaining, but just fuckin' dumb.

holy fuck, no other thread for this but just found out someone recreated the seven ups chase in beamng lol
the locations aren't a perfect match but it does replicate what happens in the movie pretty damn well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHWsWZPSE4o

>>28505669
I saw a video a while back about Herbie having some sort of nightmare, all filmed in that game, it was pretty cool

Step aside weaklings