ITT: Fuck you, I like it

Pic related: a Cadillac Escalade

>>28504837 (OP)
sick

>>28504837 (OP)
i liked the suburbans of that gen, but the yukons and escalades were honestly ugly as fuck. 100% nigger vehicles.

>>28504837 (OP)
My dad has continually leased Cadillac Escalades since I can remember, to my knowledge since their first generation, and I’m 30 now. To this day my first thought when I see a black Escalade is “why is dad here?”
It will always hold a special place in my heart

>>28505083

is your dad black?

>>28505083
Based and heartwarming

>>28505099
No he’s Italian
If he was black he would drive a Pontiac
Poor old nigger thinks it’s a Cadillac

>>28505131
your dad is black

I don't care what anyone says, I genuinely like landau roofs

>>28505133
Here’s a picture of him sitting in his first Ferrari, October 2014

>>28505146
I knew it

>>28505152
I love my dad, he taught me to love cars
He doesn’t like manuals anymore though, sad!

>>28505152
I love my dad, he taught me to love cars

>>28504837 (OP)
Always loved the look of these things. Also R33 Skylines, the model everybody that's never even owned a Skyline seethes over for some reason.

>>28505158
too bad he doesn't like manual transmissions

>>28505162
He has a huge scar on his leg, his only injury after surviving a crash miraculously in his last manual vehicle, a Toyota Supra a few years before I was born, I think 92 the crash happened. Flew through the windshield into a utility pole, he wouldn’t wear seatbelts until I was teenager bc of that, in part
Enough about my dad though, here’s my fuck you i like it, i think just bc of seeing his car so much: white navigators

>>28505169
>charging this much for a v6
oh no no no no

>>28504837 (OP)

how is this a fuck you i like it, these are incredibly popular cars and even most enthusiasts don't have a problem with the general ethos and design of this car. its just true to its form.

>>28505591
Since when does /o/ like Escalades?

I unironically love it

>>28505221
Would a hardtop

>>28505158
>You're extremely gay
Fucking kek. Based dad.

>>28505846
Always has.

>>28504837 (OP)
And you're allowed to. Stop worrying about what faggots online say, and just do what you like.
Also, an Escalade as a whiteboy = free black pussy, just pull up to any low income neighbourhood and you'll be getting your meatpole slurped in no time.

>>28505144
based, king

>>28504837 (OP)

>>28507326
free pussy, free diseases, and a free robbery. really hitting it out of the park there anon.

>>28507326
I like Escalades, but the Escalade EXT was an abomination

>>28510116
No it wasn't. And definitely less of abomination than Avalanches, both cladded and uncladded.

>>28510116
They're very practical thoughbeit

>>28510116
You can think of it as the last body on frame Cadillac sedan.

>>28510144
Yeah, the passthrough/midgate feature was neat.

>>28510116
Avalanche/Escalade EXT are the only half ton-ish thing I would own

>>28505144
Me too. Unfortunately certain models are notorious for rust, mainly 70's gms and curiously the same era of lincolns too

>>28510148
I'd rather KILL MYSELF than think of it that way, thank you very much

>>28510181
Are you a tranny?

Chargers are for White men.

its an uber practical car that has unique and interesting design.