Thread 28508856

Why do you hate me /o/?

Ugleh

/o/ users want others to suffer as much as they do, so they hate on cars that have no downsides and instead recommend flawed crap boxes. They'll shill cheap Japanese sports cars because they're slow and lame, they'll shill American muscle cars because they're brash and cheaply built, they'll shill obscure French hatchbacks because they're gay, Italian cars because they're unreliable, VWs because they're not truly German luxury, and ancient Mercs because they're slow barges for geriatrics. But nothing makes the /o/tist seethe more than a guy enjoying life driving a cool vehicle that has no downsides like a BMW

>>28508856 (OP)
>>28508871
>ludicrously expensive parts
>plastic everywhere to save money
>cop magnet
>biggest retards on the road
I could go on but I'm done taking a shit

>>28508892
>"That part? Oh, that's going to take six months to a year to come in from Germany. You could look at wreckers in the meantime if you'd like."
No thanks, BMW.

>>28508871
>hate on cars with no downsides
>chain driven oil pump with plastic guides that are all breaking at the current age/mileage most of them are
>engine out job

>>28508892
pure schizo babble
>plastic everywhere to save money
except for this one

>>28508856 (OP)
I recently got a 325D off a friend when he moved, Never been into BMWs but cant say no to a cheap 2nd car. I totally understand them now i would considered another in the future

>>28509070
Dumbest poster of the thread award

owned mine for a year and half now hasn't exploded yet wtf is wrong with it

>>28508856 (OP)
>mercedes equivalent, w204, much better as a work horse
>if it's your fun vehicle, would you seriously get the 335i in this ugly peace of shit form, or one of the most beautiful bmws, the e92?

>>28508892
>biggest retards on the road
Fucking this. My god.
Some poor bastard has to install turn signals on new bmws, fully knowing that they'll never be used.

>four doors on a three series
good fucking god, just buy a 5 series

Raped by Porsche.

>>28509291
not in the latest burgerring video
the m2 fucked the 911 right up

>>28509292
There isn't one street car from BMW that laps the ring in under 7 minutes. Porsche has at least 3.

>>28508856 (OP)
I like my 540 that I paid $30K for

>>28508856 (OP)
Mashallah

>>28509307
>$30K
Why not just get Tesla if you're burger and don't live in apartment.

>>28509249
Lol

>>28509352
You hate cars, begone jew

>>28509352
Because they are disposable. The B58 and ZF8 are great together and this a nicer car.

>>28508856 (OP)
It's kind of sad that e90s in Europe are only reliable from 2005 to 2007. 2008 ones have direct injection. Mine is from 2005

>>28509404
BMW is just as disposable, Achmed. RBP brown son remember that.

>>28509504
Only a dumb faggot would suggest Tesla

>>28509508
I didn’t suggest Tesla, brownoid. Have a hard time reading you ESL poorfag cuck? You get raped by Porsche daily: remember that.

>>28509589
The B58 is one of the best modern engines and no amount of name calling will change that m.

>>28509293
And yet

Bad faith argument thread.

>>28509634
Is that why you get raped by Porsche daily brown son?

>>28508856 (OP)
This is 4chan.
Hating things is kinda our schtick.

>>28509432
based
put carplay on it tho

and why the fuck is it not started? show us ur warning lights faggot

i like e90s and e92s. especially ones without idrive

>>28508871
fucking LMAO

>>28508892
>ludicrously expensive parts
>have more money
>suddenly expensive parts are no longer a problem
>ergo BMWs have no downsides
BMW Chads stay winning

>>28510392
If you had money then you’d buy Porsche, which rapes that leasebait turkroach dogshit.

>>28510392
im a mechanic chud and 80% of the time BMW owners are the cheapest faggots with no money to fix their trashboxes falling apart

>>28510392
Even if you had money, a BMW is like setting your wallet on fire. Imagine what you could do with that $15k per year you spend on maintenance

>>28508901
That reminds me of the Ford mechanical water pump that is also a motor out job on the Duratec and Ecoboost v6 as well as i think the coyote v8. Mech anons can confirm or deny, but on many Ford v6 models it does have to be engine out.

>>28510404
You can't buy a Porsche, those are for children

>>28508871
great post mashallah

>>28511040
Ah salamu alaikum Muhammad. Recall that you get raped by Porsche daily brown son.

>>28511040
Agreed. M3 with XDrive smokes any 992 except the turbo.

If 992s weren’t $140K it would be a different story. Overpriced Beatles in the end

>>28508856 (OP)
Do I? You're not an E92. I hate the E92.

>>28508856 (OP)
Not American

>>28511212
Who the FUCK is the "Porsche daily brown son?!"

>>28513010
Some Mossad faggot that is in a Europoor country

>>28509705
>street car
World's brightest BMWhead

>>28511040
ToT

>>28513245
Problem?

>>28513253
So a pedophile

>>28513253
Give us the hot glue.

>>28513256
Smoking is a disgusting habit
>>28513275
The name's Chad, Pedo Chad.
>>28513284
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMOKE

>>28513298
Hey, man, you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car, don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving, I stay in my lane
But getting cut off, it makes me insane
I open the glove box, reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride

I guess I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away (yeah, yeah)
I got a bad habit (yeah, yeah)
And it ain't goin' away (yeah, yeah)
Yeah (yeah, yeah)
Yeah (yeah, yeah)

They say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off, I'll get in your face
If you drive on my ass, your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last

Cause I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away (yeah, yeah)
I got a bad habit (yeah, yeah)
And it ain't goin' away (yeah, yeah)
Yeah (yeah, yeah)
Yeah (yeah, yeah)

Drivers are rude; such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease, something's odd:
I feel like I'm Gods
You stupid, dumbshit, godsdamn motherfucker!

>>28513325
>The Offspring

>>28513325
>mcdonalds parking

>>28508856 (OP)
i have an E91 320d as a company car, cause Europe
it is the most reliable, economical, uncomfortable and soulless car i ever drove
it never broke down in 380k km, but it has the appeal of boiled rice

>>28513159
>Israel bot
>Europe

>>28516474
Whatever helps you sleep at night brown son. Contemplate the sacred words: RBP

>>28516490
Which night brown son, black or indigenous son of color?
You're godsdamn right Root Beer Purps is sacred

>>28509307
LMAO
I ALSO HAVE A WHITE 540
but i have the diesel, and the wagon

>>28516560
What the brown dog yappin about? You get raped by Porsche daily brown son - best remember that.

>>28516628
I don't understand ebonics

>>28517293
Who does?

>>28513325
Oh cool, thanks for the added evidence, nigger.

>>28508856 (OP)
Because some shitskin spam posts, in its shitskin language, about how cool you are or something like that + you are expensive, unreliable and hard to work on

>>28518579
Well they aren't unreliable... It's just really really expensive to fix it when it does eventually need repairs.

>>28517795
Kek cry pussy

>>28518590
E90s aren't expensive to fix nor are they unreliable THOUGH

>>28517316
I knew this place is full with bots.

>>28518626
Why would I cry when you'll be the one getting his rectum reamed in the slammer?
It'll be a breath of fresh air to be rid of you.

>>28518653
Quite the imagination you have
you riced out a fucking civic by the way bmaoooo kek cry pussy

>>28518669
I don't own a Civic.

>>28518653
Here's the license plate to his 515i or w/e econobox he dailies to his job at the Amazon Warehouse. Feel free to report him, my contact at the DMV bitched out when I tried to get his details but one day I have faith in the lord above he'll be brought to justice.

>>28518672
You don't own any cars I forgot bmaooo
And kek you don't even know what you're looking at

>>28518674
godsDAMN that's a gorgeous E39
And what the FUCK is a 515i bmaooo
Your dad's cars are on MONSTER TRUCK stilts for some reason bmaooo0o0o0o

>>28518674
Oh don't worry, I already have it.

>>28518675
Oh, I own a couple. Some motorcycles too.

>>28518684
Kek no you don't
>>28518687
Kek no you don't bmaooo why'd you rice out your mom's civic, homie?

>>28518679
IN JESUS NAME I REBUKE YOU, WICKED DEVIL!

>>28518728
Disgusting

>>28518731
Low test illegal immigrant street takeover mexican detected