I have a perfect driving record after 12 years of having my license.

LOL
when I first got my license I was 16 and drove foot-to-the-floor everywhere all the time. I had a Jetta TURBO and it was so nice - until I crashed it at low speed into a ditch on 4 Ambien and totaled it and I got my license revoked for that - they made me go to the state DMV and take a blood test to show a therapeutic level of Lithium (I just took a bunch the day before and otherwise didn't take it) - and based on that reinstated my license - they couldn't prove I was high cuz I think Ambien wouldn't have shown up on a tox screen at the time - but I ALSO got my license suspended in a different state because I had dozens of speeding tickets none of which I ever paid.

More recently, I drive slowly, but I got a ticket for going UNDER the speed limit because I didn't brake ENOUGH - you need to be doing 20 under the limit min - when a cop is parked with flashers on. $400 for that.

Oh and I got a reckless driving no contest thingy in WV when I was a teen for going 120 in a 65 zone in my dad's joy-ridden (I wasn't allowed to drive it otherwise lol) E39 540i
300$ fine (20 years ago) and had to show up at a magistrate's office - they didn't find that charge until they were scanning the computer somehow at the state DMV office on my reinstatement day test whatever - and the lady looks at me like WTF but still I got my license back.

>>28515954
lol what a rollercoaster

I speed and never get pulled over (cattle hauler)

>>28515941 (OP)
Congrats, you drive like a grandma

>>28516217
>driving safe is uncool

>>28515941 (OP)
Been driving for 18 years, not a single ticket.

Been speeding for almost 10 years and zero tickets

>>28515941 (OP)
>OPs car, last seen doing 60mph in the fast lane