Thread 28517450

>hot hatch
I'm convinced they -literally- make these for landfills.

>>28517450 (OP)
No you're thinking of your opinions.

>>28517461
oh yeah dude I can't wait to drive this
fuck outta here

>>28517464
There are cars that are shite to fcuk in and there is this.
I don't know where to begin. Do you have a tent.

>>28517481
>its so fun to drive a non-performant car
Have you EVER driven anything v8 with over 500hp? Yes or no.
If the answer is no then I already knew that and it's the only way you could like one of these fagmobiles. (you're a fag who's never driven a real car)

>>28517464
The smart car was specifically designed to be as small as possible, not specifically to be a hatchback.

>>28517450 (OP)
It's ok to be poor, OP.

hot hatches are for college kids trying to min max their first car
gayest shit you could drive thereafter

>>28517484
>>28517483
>>28517488
OP here let me be as clear as possible:
If I was told that for some reason that I had to drive a "hot hatch" or get into one I'd immediately start trying to fight whoever the fuck.
Again being as clear as possible: I have a visceral repulsion for "hot hatches" and the kinds of "people" who like them.

>>28517490
OP here, that's basically what I would expect: some retard convincing their parents to get them some shitbox they -think- is fast so they can copemod it. Which is repulsive.

>>28517490
It's ok that you're gay, anon.

>>28517483
Not OP but I strongly dislike how cross-plane V8s sound, which is most of them.
>Euro!
Nope.

>>28517491
I'm just telling you that the Smart car was not ever intended to be viewed as a "hot hatch".

>>28517507
What's the difference? It's small and looks like shit when you drive it, same thing.

>>28517495
>said being in this

>>28517515
That your car? Ok.

>>28517518
>cant greentext
so whose gay for wanting a civic?

>>28517522
Why did you buy a white one? Blue looks better.

>>28517525
idk because google images says it's not mine

>>28517528
You should definitely buy it in blue instead. White doesn't look good.

>>28517532
you sound very confident in a gay way

>>28517532
like it's not about the specs or trims it's what's the best color dress in a gay kind of way

>>28517533
Thanks, I guess? You sure talk about gays a lot though. As they say; gay mind, gay thoughts.

>>28517537
so what are your experiences with your gay hatchback other than you like blue

>>28517481
>not just fucking outside the car
Don't be a bitch anon, just fuck outside and then you get to enjoy a nice breeze while doing the deed.