Thread 28518939

>take car into dealer for service
>no free snacks in waiting area

>>28518939 (OP)
My Porsche dealer has baked goods from a local bakery and a fancy espresso machine.

>>28518943
cuz ur a sucker paying 100k+ for a VW with a 6 cylinder engine

>>28518949
It's basically a Passat with the engine in the rear, right?

>>28518939 (OP)
I wish I had only such problems in my life.

The problems of the 1st world.

>>28518981
Get back in the fields, Miguel.

>>28518957
That's Audi, dipshit.

>>28518939 (OP)
Maybe it's better this way because candies are unhealthy.

>>28518957
well, the passat is a weird case because the american version is like a dedicated old platform (they stopped selling it now I think entirely) from like ~ 2011 or so
I honestly don't know what platform Porsche uses for 718 or 911 they are just such poseur cars they interest me not , and I know the Macan and Cayenne are RWD evolutions of the MLB platform - another old VW platform from I wanna say 2007 that is on its 3rd iteration but same framing points as the original and to be fair I think the Taycan and oh god their names are confusing whatever the big sedan and the big electric sedan are - are both on bespoke newer platforms tsb or something but that's 150k + cars it better be
I just think they are ripoff cars for suckers and the 911 was always a tarted up New Beetle

>>28518986
I'm just quoting verbatim one of you little dingleberries that loves to talk shit. How does it feel to be angry, inept and inferior? I'd kill myself if I were you.

>>28518939 (OP)
Bruh, even Kia dealerships have snacks and coffee.

>>28518981
Sorry let's make it more relatable for you
>Take my car to Rajeesh, local priest possessed by the god of auto repairs Brahamajah
>No free street to shit on

>>28518993
>I honestly don't know what platform Porsche uses for 718 or 911 they are just such poseur cars they interest me not
>I know nothing about these cars
>such poseur cars
Sounds like the perfect car for you then, when are you buying one?

>>28519001
I just find them boring and conservative and they obviously hate their customers with all the 2k individual options and stuff. Most of the people I see driving them irl are niggers and bald boomers with something to prove. I prefer a Q-car.

>>28518995
>He backed into an empty space to take this picture
>He is utterly broken by shitty /o/ memes
NGMI

>>28519008
>hate their customers with all the 2k individual options and stuff
You're broke
>Most of the people I see driving them irl are niggers and bald boomers
My area is <1% black, this is legitimately a skill issue.

>>28519010
>he backed into a parking space with a backup camera???
This brokie doesn't have a backup camera on any car!
>YOU CAN REMEMBER SOMETHING SOMEONE SAID ON /o/
Lay off the weed lil bro.

>>28518939 (OP)
Honda always has coffee and snacks.

>>28518995
>reversed for employee of the month

We just offer water at mine. If you're lucky, if you come on the weekend (Fri-Sat) we might have one of those shitty grocery store cookie trays.

>>28519504
Not even instant coffee?

>>28519016
Why does this dude post the same exact videos of the same exact sea monkey prostitute over and over and over. What's his end game.

>>28519518
To make mad all. Btw do you have the source? Just seems like a boyfriend squeezing his gf's thigh.

>>28519517
We have a proper coffee maker (like one used in a diner) in the back (still in a place accessible to customers), but we only make coffee in the morning and I honestly forget to tell people. Only like 3 employees even use it and make coffee. So technically I guess we do also have coffee, but you'd have to ask to even know where it is.

>>28519520
idk I cant remember, used to be posted on gif, theres a couple where he fucks her I think. it's apparent she's an escort in some of the videos. that's all I know. there's like 100 of these things and they are almost all exactly the same as that.