Thread 28520397

>McDonalds on all four
>trannyverse
>slushbox autotragic
>cylinderlet
>wrong wheel drive
>plastic leasebait
>stancelet
>lol at that wheel gap
>ugly slow gay

I don’t get it anymore
what car is even worth considering according to /o/

I've never seen anyone unhappy about driving a Murano cross cabriolet or a giulia

>>28520397 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1gSLGVufSLxS

/o/ likes cars in the same way that /v/ likes video games

>>28520397 (OP)
>what car is even worth considering according to /o/
Your mom's car because its constantly picking your dumbass up from tard wrangler depot and she's a drunk neglecting any maintenance on it so it must be a fine car.

>>28520406
Which is funny that you can never explain what this even means considering I don't even know what /v/ is

>>28520397 (OP)
An F10 M5 Competition with a BUILT engine on KW V3s
An E30 325i with a HUGE turbo
An E92 or LCI E90 335i with a tune

>>28520415
And of course an E39 530i, sedan, not wagon, because wagons are ugly and GAY as FUCK

>>28520415
And an E39 530i on M-Sport suspension

>>28520418
wagons are only gay as fuck, hatchbacks are fuckin GAY as FUCK however

>>28520397 (OP)
Just ignore anyone who types like this (>>28520415 >>28520418 >>28520419 >>28520424) and you can't go wrong.

>>28520397 (OP)
It's one, maybe two retarded niggers furiously shitposting. Ignore it. Buy what you like.

>>28520397 (OP)
70iq retards spewing buzzwords has been a problem on this board for the better part of a decade.
>>28520400
>I've never seen anyone unhappy about driving a Murano cross cabriolet
The only tasteless bastards dumb enough to buy one are too retarded to complain.
>Giulia
Almost vaporware in North America. It totally failed to take any of the market share that BMW, Audi, and Mercedes hold.

>>28520415
>>28520418
>>28520419
BMW's are garbage.

1929 Duesenberg Model SSJ

>>28520412
board for vidya games and hating, raging and screeching at every vidya game

>>28520415
why would you ruin a beautiful NA straight 6 with some gay weeb turbo shit

>>28520400
Every time I see a murano cabriolet it's one dude with 3 bitches in it, so they're doing something right

>>28520397 (OP)
>mcdonalds on all 4
coldest day in hell i ever left home in such a state

>>28520397 (OP)
How many cars have McDonalds on the rear? Can't be many.

>>28520707
why do you only care about the rear kek, if 1 corner has mcdonalds its a rental, a temporary car, lease bait. the whole engine will be plastic too no doubt, your stupid ass would love it though lmao, wrenchlet

>>28520709
Maccas front, bones rear provides good turn in while keeping a rear contact patch through the corner. It's a good combo for rwd/awd.

>>28520707
porsche cayman/boxster

>>28520406
we dont talk about small children and off topic things…

holy shit… we do…

>>28520397 (OP)
Why are you worried about anything a few autistic shitposters say?

>>28520713
>It's a good combo for rwd/awd.
its a good combo for keeping the production costs low lmao plastic engine auto only loving ricer

>>28520718
theyre 90% of traffic on this dead board

>>28520518
Kek cry pussy

>>28520686
>making something better is actually rUiNiNg it!!!

>>28520719
fun um but the reality of the situation is the E39 is the best sports sedan overall that there is

>>28520733
i have no clue what the fuck that is i dont do rentals

>>28520719
My engine has no plastic. The intake manifold is even cast aluminum. And it's manual. Nice try though. It is a good combo, though I prefer 4 wishbones as anyone should.

>>28520739
>doesnt have to do emissions inspections
>still no snail
wrenchlet

>>28520397 (OP)
>McStruts on the front, torsion beam in the back
>plastic intake manifold and valve cover
>transverse engine
>FWD
>slow
>either no power steering or early-days EPS
>no more or less than 4 cylinders
>still /o/ approved
Just gotta be an honest, unpretentious little shitbox.

>>28520758
based, pilled

>>28520741
I used to have an STi with the boost cranked up for 6-7 years (was maccas all around). I've done all that high speed shit before. I'm okay with an 8 sec 0-60 nowadays as long as it's fun to redline and toss into corners with the throttle down. I'm only looking for another NA/NB miata.

>>28520761
youre alright

>>28520726
Enjoy getting plowed by Tyrone in federal prison for 10 years, nigger.

>>28520697
I've only ever seen gay niggers drive them, but every time they seem to be the happiest niggers in the whole world

>>28520780
You riced out a fucking civic kek cry pussy bmaooo0o0o0

>temu ricer calling things rice
Fucking lel, imagine being stupid enough to reply to this tranny ROMFLAMAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28520789
Show me the riced Civic that you're convinced I own, nigger.

Hey tell them about the blue angel eyes ROMFLAMAHAHAH, motherucker was shitting and pissing himself for months about those

>>28520793
I wouldn't save that hilarious shit kek cry pussy
>>28520794
>everything is blue!!!
Kek cry pussy

>>28520797
So you're full of shit. What a surprise.
>trying to hide his plate
kek

>>28520799
godsDAMN that's a gorgeous E39

>>28520686
wrenchlet, ricer, nu-male

>>28520415
>LE HECKIN HUEG TURBORINO!!!!
boy you don't have shit and you're a wrenchlet, ricer

Is this general chat? :P
My pupils are so fuckin' small right now, feels amazing.

>>28520803
Anon, just ignore and report his posts.
Every few weeks he gets BTFO by the jannies and is forced to use different pictures and wording since the system auto blocks his old posts.
Like most brown Shitskin posters, they eventually stop.

See the /f1/ Ham spammer.
Some brown immigrant from Germany would flood the general with gay posts.
Took a while but he eventually got banned to Oblivion.

>>28520814
>nooo you can't just bolt on a HUGE turbowurbo!!!

>>28520821
Cute kitter

>>28520820
Delusional

>>28520820
>report his posts.
cold day in hell cry to another man about text on a screen, nu-male, ricer, wrenchlet,
>>28520821
you don't have shit bubba, who the fuck says "huge turbo" and not a frame size kek, fucking wrenchlet ricer, cute kitty but stick to discussing the LED trinkets and glue on lips

Turbos are bad when it's a tiny over-complicated engine to cheat emissions and lower taxes in some countries.
Putting a turbo on a "normal" sized good engine is just fine. Slap a GT30R and a fuel pressure regulator on that 325i!

>>28520827
I'll keep reporting just to see you seethe.
Jannies are useful sometimes, even if they do it for free

>>28520837
>I'll keep reporting just to see you seethe.
why the fuck would I seethe kek, dumbass little ricer, wrenchlet, phoneposting faggot. good luck with it little tranny

>>28520827
Yeah yeah just get the FUCK out of ghe passing lane when you see those Angel Eyes and roundel
And I don't have a 325i with a HUGE turbo
Yet

For me it's Double wishes front Solid rear

>>28520709
>your stupid ass would love it though lmao,
Depends on the wheel gap desu I need 5 inches minimum

>>28520841
You don't even own a car.

>>28520397 (OP)
Just filter out those words, it's actually only one or two people. Then you can actually use the board. Believe it or not, at least a handful of people here actually care about/are knowledgeable about cars.

>>28520397 (OP)
I personally think most Japanese sports cars are nice, cheap to run, easy to work on and plenty of fun.
I've never seen a single anon post their own cool German "sports" car here, not enough anons owning one either to have a general on /o/. I would love to see anons post an W201 evo II or a W220 v12. I dont think I see many bimmers on here either, E30, E36 or E46. Just some schizo posting about their E39. Never seen a single anon post an Audi, whether it's a RS6 wagon, quattro, v8 or S2. Seen a single Porsche but it was probably not his but his dad's. Also contrary to what /o/ says about wrenching on old cars I've never seen anyone post a 964, 930, 993 or a 944.
Never seen an anon post a Lotus on here.
Plenty of Americans though, so Mustangs, Corvettes, Camaro, a single Viper, Hellcat and a Charger. Never seen a CT-V Blackwing on here but I know someone who does from a spinoff 4chan thread place.
Never seen a single anon posting owning a Chinese car despite shills.
Seen a single Guilia owner and a Fiata owner. But forget about Italian sports cars with their constant breakdowns.
Idk what other makes / nations there are for sports cars.

>>28520397 (OP)
Nothing, because nobody on /o/ owns or likes cars

>>28520415
>HUGE turbo
No replacement for displacement

>>28520397 (OP)
>Eggshit
>Displacementlet
>Turboslop

>>28521082
What about superchargers?

>>28521091
belt driven compressors are absolute trash, always, wrenchlet, NTA btw

>>28521091
Superchargers are based

>>28520397 (OP)
unironically, the last year Z4 they make with a manual will be a $200,000 car within the decade
>inb4 dat's be a souprah
no shit, that's the point at half the price

>>28521102
>the last year Z4 they make with a manual will be a $200,000 car within the decade
Nah I doubt it, the hood is too high and the engine is plastic. It will obviously hold it's value better than a slushbox equipped one but it still won't be worth shit in 10 years.

>>28520967
>Believe it or not, at least a handful of people here actually care about/are knowledgeable about cars.
LOL why do you only discuss cars that check off every checkmark in OP's list then bmaooo0o0o0o

>>28521029
I personally think most jap "sports" cars are ugly, slow, and gay..
e36s and e46s need subframe reinforcement lol
vws are GAY as FUCK

>>28521037
Delusional

>McDonald's™?
CHECK
>ricelet?
CHECK
>brown?
CHECK
Yep it's McFlurry Box time boi!!!!

>>28520739
>plastic air intake
Rentalshit

>>28520821
I'm gonna kill that cat with a rock

>>28520397 (OP)
McPherson is not that bad. It's only an issue for camberfags with low g cars.

>>28520799
>m service, walnut creek ca
kek does he work there? someone should drive by the parking lot

>>28521630
Rude

>>28521760
My ferrets are gonna make it a snack
>>28521738
He's just their paypig

>>28521738
No, he lives in the bay area because he's a faggot.

>>28521767
What an ugly marmot
I've literally never been to M-Service, Inc 2008 Mt Diablo Blvd, Walnut Creek, CA 94596

>>28521775
Trips of truth

>>28520418
wagons are beautiful and practical and STRAIGHT as FUCK though

>>28521102
ugly and gay as FUCK

>>28521775
So you're too stupid to change your license plate after buying a used car?
>>28520797
I can make out at least 3 characters on this plate

>>28521577
Let's see Paul Allen's metal air intake.
>>28521760
:3

>>28521795
kek "based" to use the parlance of our TIMES

>>28520406
Majority of /o/ doesn't even have a license. They are bus riders.

>>28521920
Original plates are cool
You wouldn't know, being a fuckin NERD bmaooo0o0o0
Disgusting marmot for a disgusting pederast
>>28521932
My friend in Portland has a shibe
He moved to Austin for a bit, but it was too white for him I guess
Last time I spoke to him I questioned him saying "toyota for life" by saying but goyotas all suck and their only good car is a literal BMW
I'm glad he wasn't offended by that. Some people can be such pussies

>>28522054
Son, I'll give ya moms a fuckin ride if she's hot enough

>>28521920
your house smells like shit

>>28520766
>gays don't have to deal with woman bullshit
>end up able to have cool cars
Silver lining to the cloud I guess, but not that surprising. Meanwhile we share this board with actual subhumans who unashamedly drive CUV cuckboxes because their bitch of a wife nagged them to buy one.

>>28522072
Having a family and hot wife is "based" THOUGH, to use the parlance of our times

>>28522060
I've got two shibu. They're great, but violent when young. Also two pyrenean mountain dogs, two pugs, and whatever the other dog is (not sure).
I will never understand brandwhore fanboys like you, I go on a car by car basis. I hate most cars of my favorite brands, and some of my favorite cars are from my least favorite brands. I agree that friendly jab is nothing to get upset about, but I really don't know why you come to a general car board only to talk about one brand.

>>28522093
You're a retarded faggot if you think me pointing out that goyotas suck and their only good car is a literal BMW, is me somehow being a"brand whore."
What brand do you think I support? The one that made all their cars ugly and gay as fuck with incredibly shitty eps? Or the company that made their "sports cars" fat as fuck and also have incredibly gay eps? Or maybe the OTHER German company that ALSO made all their cars ugly as fuck, with hilariously tacky GAudY interiors? Or is it the Eyetalian company? Or is it the OTHER Eyetalian company?! Who am I?!?
If anything, my friend is the fucking brandwhore, but not for brands, but weeblet shit only. He had a subaru before the goyota, and an is350 (he got the because i had the gs350 at the time), and told me that we needed to get me "back into a jap car" when I got my 3rd BMW. That's what lead to him somehow saying "toyota for life." Which is hilarioua to me, because like I said, all their cars fucking suck and their only good car is a literal
BMW
M
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>>28522107
Kek, the nigger's mad.

Can't spell brown, yellow, or negro without /o/ sorry whitties but you guys gotta go /o/ is a minority board.

>>28522153
Kek, you don't even have a car, cry pussy

>>28522230
I've posted two of them. And one of my motorcycles. Keep coping 'til the feddies come knockin on your door.

>>28522223
gem

>>28522065
Nigga at least I have a house

>>28522391
Lol oh yeah the riced out civic bmaooo0o0o kek cry pussy

>bmao
>blow my ass out
Kek

>>28521108
>Nah I doubt it, the hood is too high and the engine is plastic.
$100k car became $200k+ in 2 years because no more manuals despite the C8 being substantially better
The last year top level convertible 911 with manuals will be million dollar cars within a decade
The last manual Z4's will be $200k cars

>>28522807
>top level convertible
ricer

>>28520397 (OP)
Double wishbone suspension with a slushbox trannyverse setup is so fuckin kino for cruisin around, but fuck what /o/ says OP, just get something you like and send it.

>>28521295
Proving his point lmao

>>28520397 (OP)
And still faster than his bus pass.

>>28522714
Where's that?

>>28520397 (OP)
W124 with a HUGE turbo

/dbt/ won.
Cars are finished.
Come home.

>>28524682
mom wont let me

>>28524682
>dyes to grass clippings, pebbles, and a colony of ants crossing the road
kek

>>28520397 (OP)
There’s like four aspies on this board that parrot the same shit take after shit take about suspension and transmission choice even though there is a 99% they don’t own their own car.

>>28524864
>dyes
kek go back to your slum ESL poopjeet

>>28520397 (OP)
sauce

>>28524927
No he's right, after a biker hits one of those they become a stain on the roadway. So they do dye

>>28522894
This list tracks