Would Americans even fit in european pick ups?

>>28522248 (OP)
I'm 166cm and 54kg. I'm sure I'll fit fine. Not all of us look like walruses.

>>28522248 (OP)
Been a few years - actually maybe a decade - since I've seen one of these. My neighbor has two, but otherwise, none.

nope
t. 350lbs

>>28522248 (OP)
fuck that queer shit, how the fuck am I gonna fit my wifes 7'2" 530lbs black bull in the passenger seat? I need a real truck, for a real american.

>>28522681
>my wifes 7'2" 530lbs
Worked fine even without the "black bull" part.

>>28522248 (OP)
Europeans are taller than americans on average.

>>28522248 (OP)
Pops used to have picrel back in the 70s when I wasn't even planned. (I'm a '93)

>>28522737

>>28522248 (OP)
Probably. Old vehicles were small on the outside but big on the inside which is the opposite of how things are today. A modern small truck like a Ranger, Tacoma, Frontier, etc probably have less interior and *most* American hamplanets fit in them.

its my time to shine!

>>28522909
stradas are cute

>>28522248 (OP)
Nigger, the MK1 Caddy was created in the US.

>>28522681
Mutt's Law

>>28522539
>166cm and 54kg
>American

>>28523053
I don't think mutt's law applies to obsessed euroslims.

>>28522248 (OP)
At 5'7" and 140lbs I wouldn't have liked it but I would fit. Sorta. The 50lbs I've added in the intervening 40+ years would make it harder and I'd like it even less.

A friend was gifted a pic related for graduation and he was 6' b and I remember riding with him on trips down to the Port Mansfield Cut and up to Big Bend NP and his knees are up next to the steering wheel. Nobody would put up with that shit if they were paying for it. Same with OP's obsession that everybody quit buying as soon as they could.

>>28523078
I just use sensible units.

>>28522248 (OP)

Speaking of fat Americans, or rather Americans in general...
I just remembered watching a documentary by the title "The man who ate himself to death" (from memory) and it was about this fat guy from Guam who quite literally OD'd on deep fried bananas. Within the documentary they pointed out what was pretty obvious. That Guam as a whole had a problem with obesity. As they tried to admit the fat guy to the weight loss clinic it was obvious that all attempts would be in fucking vain, because even the staff at the "weight loss clinic" was morbidly obese LMAO

amerimutt here, i'm 2 ft tall and weigh 600 lbs
i wish i was european and didnt have so much hfcs in my diet bros

>>28523095
Sure thing, yuropoor.

>>28522248 (OP)
Europeans don't even fit in them. They aren't made for people 6ft or taller.

>>28522248 (OP)
bro thats just a rabbit with a bed, we had those as police cars breifly (they coukdnt catch anything)

>>28523096
>eating in car
disguisting

>>28525093
We get it, you can't afford food.

>european pickup
>made in pennsylvania
ok

>>28522248 (OP)
Cool wheels.

>>28522248 (OP)
Caddy came out almost half a century ago.
Not even Europeans fit in those anymore.

>>28523096
Why don't fat people just taxed more? A fat tax.
You could probably pay free healthcare with all that new tax money. They'd try to get fit, most would fail and everyone would win.

>>28522539
>166cm tall
lel

I like the rampage

>>28529715
I'll get taller one day!

>>28522248 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/SLgGiXZECrU

>>28522737
>>28522738
the car you posted didnt even exist in the 70s

>>28522539
hello butiful post feet

>>28529992
wishful thinking, but I admire that

>>28522918
that one is a Montana, actually. Its basically a Chevrolet/Vauxhall Corsa Pickup

>>28522248 (OP)
The Toyota Tacoma exists.

>>28522248 (OP)
most of those were sold in the US. in fact, I believe it was designed by VW USA for the American market.

>>28527838
you don't get that we don't WANT subsidised healthcare. it's an objective downgrade.

>>28522248 (OP)
I'm a 6ft 300lbs fatfuck and I fit in a '04 Honda Civic, I'm sure I could fit in that pickup.