Thread 28522284

What is a good car for a morbidly obese person? I am teaching my younger brother how to drive and I'm basically in charge of picking out and buying a starter car for him. My family's budget is around 10k

Dodge Caravan, Chrysler Aspen, potentially a fiat 500 if you want to fuck with him

>>28522284 (OP)
Any very large car or very small car
"Midsize" offerings of any kind always seem to be short on legroom for some god damned reason even as a (barely) sub 6 footer

>>28522293
>fiat 500 if you want to fuck with him

kek

>>28522284 (OP)
Crown Victoria

>>28522301
>>28522293
If you really want to fuck with a fatty, get a car that’s low to the ground and has a stiff suspension.

>>28522284 (OP)
Maybe if you cut his food allowance in half you'd have more money for a car.

>>28522284 (OP)
>My family's budget is around 10k
2017-2019 Kia Sportage

>>28522434
>>28522293
nb miata

Yeah yeah blame your obesity on your younger brother

>>28522284 (OP)
VW New Beetle. Seriously.

The doors open very wide to make getting in and out easy.

my sister bought a honda pilot and after market seat rails to push the seat even further back.
it's unfortunate people let themselves go...their whole life.

>>28522667
crv*

>>28522284 (OP)
Lock your piece of shit brother in the basement and feed him nothing but beans and rice and frozen vegetables for 6 months.

>>28522667
Have you told your sister that she's a pig? Is she even self aware that she's a piece of shit?

Any Panther platform, Crown Vic, or Lincoln. Not sure why they love them so much around here, I just figured they're Big Guys and need a car like that, must be it. BTW, nothing funnier than a fat man in a Miata.

>>28522434
Honda Prelude, especially if also tall.

Chevy Spark short of a truck unironically the roomiest passenger seat i have been in.
Try it
Also don't spend 10k on a first car hot damn

>>28522284 (OP)
Saw a fat guy driving a roller the other day.
It said "Hamm" in big letter on the side.
Felt very fitting.