Thread 28522284 - /o/ [Archived: 138 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:54:08 PM No.28522284
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What is a good car for a morbidly obese person? I am teaching my younger brother how to drive and I'm basically in charge of picking out and buying a starter car for him. My family's budget is around 10k
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:00 PM No.28522293
Dodge Caravan, Chrysler Aspen, potentially a fiat 500 if you want to fuck with him
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:31 PM No.28522297
>>28522284 (OP)
Any very large car or very small car
"Midsize" offerings of any kind always seem to be short on legroom for some god damned reason even as a (barely) sub 6 footer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:58:47 PM No.28522301
>>28522293
>fiat 500 if you want to fuck with him

kek
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:46:16 PM No.28522417
>>28522284 (OP)
Crown Victoria
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:53:06 PM No.28522434
>>28522301
>>28522293
If you really want to fuck with a fatty, get a car thatโ€™s low to the ground and has a stiff suspension.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:49 PM No.28522454
>>28522284 (OP)
Maybe if you cut his food allowance in half you'd have more money for a car.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:50:11 PM No.28522536
>>28522284 (OP)
>My family's budget is around 10k
2017-2019 Kia Sportage
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:00:29 PM No.28522550
>>28522434
>>28522293
nb miata
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:03:05 PM No.28522556
Yeah yeah blame your obesity on your younger brother
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:23:10 AM No.28522663
>>28522284 (OP)
VW New Beetle. Seriously.

The doors open very wide to make getting in and out easy.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:24:38 AM No.28522667
my sister bought a honda pilot and after market seat rails to push the seat even further back.
it's unfortunate people let themselves go...their whole life.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:25:38 AM No.28522672
>>28522667
crv*
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:57:57 AM No.28522727
>>28522284 (OP)
Lock your piece of shit brother in the basement and feed him nothing but beans and rice and frozen vegetables for 6 months.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:59:21 AM No.28522729
>>28522667
Have you told your sister that she's a pig? Is she even self aware that she's a piece of shit?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:56:51 AM No.28522816
Any Panther platform, Crown Vic, or Lincoln. Not sure why they love them so much around here, I just figured they're Big Guys and need a car like that, must be it. BTW, nothing funnier than a fat man in a Miata.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:03:47 AM No.28523002
>>28522434
Honda Prelude, especially if also tall.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:29:36 AM No.28523470
Chevy Spark short of a truck unironically the roomiest passenger seat i have been in.
Try it
Also don't spend 10k on a first car hot damn
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:32:40 AM No.28523472
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>>28522284 (OP)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:35:38 AM No.28523476
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>>28522284 (OP)
Saw a fat guy driving a roller the other day.
It said "Hamm" in big letter on the side.
Felt very fitting.