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Anonymous No.28523226 >>28523233 >>28523237 >>28523239 >>28523258 >>28523433 >>28523533 >>28523628 >>28523639 >>28523803 >>28523812 >>28523817 >>28523884 >>28523942 >>28524269 >>28524474 >>28524715 >>28524763 >>28524768 >>28524952 >>28525013 >>28525792 >>28528924 >>28529590 >>28529603 >>28535000 >>28536310
Bikini car washes
I've never seen or heard of a bikini car wash fundraiser or business or anything irl but I've read about them online

How do I get my car washed by some slut(s) in a bikini?
Anonymous No.28523228 >>28523232 >>28524305
porn is free bro
Anonymous No.28523232 >>28524354
>>28523228
It's a screen not irl
Anonymous No.28523233 >>28523242
>>28523226 (OP)
It's a sorority thing, you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.28523237 >>28523242
>>28523226 (OP)
A strip club here in town does them once a year
Anonymous No.28523238 >>28523242
i dont want stds on my car
Scarlett No.28523239 >>28523242 >>28524970
>>28523226 (OP)
I can wash it for you in board shorts and a tight shirt. Probably as close as you'll ever get.
Anonymous No.28523242 >>28523245 >>28523292 >>28523725 >>28523739
>>28523233
No I didn't go to college but I'm still very well off
Mind filling me in? I'm still fairly young
>>28523237
Do they advertise it in advance?
>>28523238
Sun will kill them I think
>>28523239
:/
You're no fun
Anonymous No.28523245 >>28523247 >>28523250
>>28523242
Well, basically, fraternities and sorotities do activities together and this is one of them
Anonymous No.28523247
>>28523245
Can anyone just visit and get their car cleaned by them if they pay them
Anonymous No.28523250 >>28523253
>>28523245
My sister's sorority did a car wash once and I took my car. Though of course my sister is fat and ugly, so she was in the fat and ugly sorority, luckily they were wearing shirts and shorts instead of bikinis.
Anonymous No.28523253 >>28523263 >>28523306
>>28523250
So did you end up fucking her?
Anonymous No.28523258 >>28523281
>>28523226 (OP)
Fuck no I am NOT letting anyone wash my car because I know damn well they'll fuck it all up the cunts.
Anonymous No.28523263 >>28523825
>>28523253
My sister? No.
Not only is she my sister, but she's fat and ugly.
Anonymous No.28523281 >>28528391
>>28523258
Can't you get a special kind of paint or coating that's super like scratch resistant
Scarlett No.28523292 >>28523313 >>28523548
>>28523242
I guess I could try a bikini but then my junk would probably fall out the bottoms.
Anonymous No.28523306
>>28523253
His sister?
Anonymous No.28523313 >>28523327
>>28523292
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the β€œvalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your β€œfriends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Anonymous No.28523327 >>28523402 >>28523806 >>28524127
>>28523313
It's a law now.
Trannies BTFO.
Anonymous No.28523402
>>28523327
Based trump
Anonymous No.28523433 >>28523672
>>28523226 (OP)
I didnt want swirl marks/scratches on my paint so I tried to decline the trio. I did get peer pressured from them looking at me to let one of the girls to wipe my windows clean for 5 bucks. Worst trade of my life.
Anonymous No.28523533 >>28523596
>>28523226 (OP)
Live near a high school, all the girls sports teams do these
Modern β€œsports wear” is essentially underwear
High school girls are the only people I’ve ever seen do this, I live in between a high school and a college campus and I’ve never seen something similar going on at the college campus.
Anonymous No.28523548
>>28523292
You say that as if it's a bad thing, post carwash pics
Anonymous No.28523596
>>28523533
>never seen something similar going on at the college campus.
That's because theyre all woke and don't allow anything like that to be associated with thr school. College age girls at Hooters and tein parks used to do it all the time but its been years since ive been so idk if they still dom
Anonymous No.28523628 >>28523663 >>28528373
>>28523226 (OP)
Do they have one with fat slampigs pressing their jiggly bellies against my window?
Anonymous No.28523639 >>28523882 >>28525694
>>28523226 (OP)

They just scratch the fuck out of your paint leave water marks everywhere. Wouldn't recommend
Anonymous No.28523663 >>28523673 >>28523738 >>28528373
>>28523628
Based fat enjoyer. I love squeezing my girl's belly as I get her from behind.
Anonymous No.28523672 >>28523983
>>28523433
Are you gay?
Anonymous No.28523673
>>28523663
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE
Anonymous No.28523725 >>28523733
>>28523242
Yeah they do, usually a few weeks out
Anonymous No.28523733 >>28523739 >>28533313
>>28523725
Where? Asking for research purposes
Anonymous No.28523737
I think it was a 1990s-2000s thing
Anonymous No.28523738 >>28523741
>>28523663
Brownoid lifestyle is horrific.
Anonymous No.28523739 >>28523746
>>28523733
College campuses.
>>28523242
The deleted post in this said:
It's a sorority thing, you wouldn't understand
Anonymous No.28523741
>>28523738
Whites are the ones that love fatties the most THOUGH
Anonymous No.28523746
>>28523739
I still don't understand
Anonymous No.28523803
>>28523226 (OP)
Too bad straight pride month is over
Anonymous No.28523806 >>28523810
>>28523327
Good timeline
Anonymous No.28523810
>>28523806
Trump hasn't changed the laws enough to make bikini car washes more common
End all student aid.
Make it basically impossible to sue employer
Legalize mean words about sex / sexual harassment
Legalize hostile workplaces
Make wrongful termination suits impossible
Make car washes easier to make allow them to drain the soap and everything into storm drains
Etc etc
Anonymous No.28523812 >>28523815 >>28523841
>>28523226 (OP)
Being straight is effectively outlawed. Blame millennials.
Anonymous No.28523815 >>28533322
>>28523812
Unless you're Chad but even then extremely rich famous handsome and powerful men still get divorced
Anonymous No.28523817 >>28523822 >>28524321
>>28523226 (OP)
>those cute little feet, ankles, and butt
By the gods I love cute white chicks so much
Anonymous No.28523822 >>28523830
>>28523817
She literally has no tan she must've just started or something
Anonymous No.28523824 >>28523826 >>28523830 >>28523849 >>28529586
incel board lol
what percentage of you are actually fat as shit?
40%? 60%?
Anonymous No.28523825
>>28523263
>Not only is she my sister, but she's fat and ugly.
which part is more dissuading?
Anonymous No.28523826
>>28523824
That just makes it funnier though
Really hot women washing really ugly guys cars
Anonymous No.28523830 >>28523832
>>28523822
By the GODS i fuckin LOVE cute, PALE, white chicks
>>28523824
I've been in a carwash like this; it was boring as fuck actually. You don't even really get to look at the girls because the windows get covered in soapy water
Anonymous No.28523832 >>28523837
>>28523830
Can't you just get out of the car while they wash it?
What about a Tesla or something with all the cameras
Anonymous No.28523837 >>28523843
>>28523832
You could, but it's usually like a sorority+fraternity thing, so you'll look like a weird creep standing there jacking off to chicks in bikinis. tessies didn't exist back then. Hell, the fuckin iphone had just come out
Anonymous No.28523838 >>28523843
Paying them usually helps
Anonymous No.28523841
>>28523812
True
Though I blame women of all generations. They have always hated men.
Anonymous No.28523843 >>28523880
>>28523837
And now that they do exist bikini car washes no longer do....
>>28523838
Paying who?
Scarlett No.28523849 >>28523853 >>28523868 >>28524131 >>28524223 >>28528922
>>28523824
I'm decently thin. I got no skin in this game, I wanna see a hot hunky guy in 3" inseam shrink wrap tight trunks washing my car.
Anonymous No.28523853 >>28523973
>>28523849
Post your white lady friend's legs, hapa faggot
Anonymous No.28523868 >>28523871
>>28523849
>Android audio
You are a man
Scarlett No.28523871 >>28523874
>>28523868
Correct.
Anonymous No.28523874 >>28523973
>>28523871
Post white chick lady friend
Anonymous No.28523880 >>28523950 >>28525016
>>28523843
Broke girls
Anonymous No.28523882 >>28523950 >>28526837
>>28523639
You're supposed to closely supervise them the entire time.
Anonymous No.28523884
>>28523226 (OP)
/biz/ idea, instead of my car, they wash... me
Anonymous No.28523942
>>28523226 (OP)
Yes I have
Anonymous No.28523950
>>28523880
>>28523882
i loooove small butts like these
Scarlett No.28523973 >>28524096
>>28523853
>>28523874
What white chick lady friend?
Anonymous No.28523983 >>28523986
>>28523672
Im autistic and wash my car myself. Letting random women fuck up your car just because you are horny is not worth it.
Anonymous No.28523986
>>28523983
unironically true
Anonymous No.28524096 >>28524111
>>28523973
The one with the purse. Your special lady
Captcha: GOY RV kek
Scarlett No.28524111 >>28524131 >>28524149 >>28529608
>>28524096
Her? Naw. I don't post other people.
Anonymous No.28524127
>>28523327
It's always been the law dude trannies have always needed to pay male insurance. What's the point of taking GayRT pills if you can't get cheap insurance? That stupid lot of Frankenstein's Monsters protest wanting to use the lady's room but if they had any sense they'd be asking for cheap insurance. I don't hate them for what they do to their body (their perpetually bleeding wound is literally not my problem kek) I hate them for thinking small.
Anonymous No.28524131
>>28523849
>>28524111
>retarded troon
>thinks people actually care
How long until you kill yourself?
Anonymous No.28524149 >>28524152 >>28524166
>>28524111
Straight up as someone who thinks you look 100x better as a woman. Did being SA'd in prison lead to you becoming trans? Was it the final push?
Anonymous No.28524152 >>28524240
>>28524149
That isn't frosty
Anonymous No.28524166 >>28528970
>>28524149
Frosty lore keeper here. Frosty was getting cigarettes in prison (they use those as currency ya know) each time he let an inmate do... You know... Anal sex to his anal cavity. So he realized he could make a killing letting people fuck his ass so when he left the joint he took up HRT and now he takes it up the butt for big boy bucks to support his Pokemon enthusiast lifestyle.
Anonymous No.28524223
>>28523849
would. raw.
Anonymous No.28524240 >>28524244
>>28524152
Wait is that Claire? Can't keep them straight.
Scarlett No.28524244
>>28524240
No, I'm Micha. The idiot that's been posting s12s and z31s for the last 15 years.
Anonymous No.28524269 >>28524281
>>28523226 (OP)
not really a thing anymore due to the internet and OF.
Back in the day high school girls sports teams would do car wash fundraisers.


You really never know how good things are until they are gone
Anonymous No.28524281 >>28524298
>>28524269
>high school girls sports teams would do car wash fundraisers.
yeah, and it wasn't advertised as 'bikini car washes'...that's just what they happened to wear. all the local dads would come out to help 'support the team', then go back and plow the wife.

life was simple then
Anonymous No.28524291
When i go out west im on a lot of forest service roads to my car is basically dirt brown by the time i'm done unless it rains while i'm out there. On the way back on my last trip out there i saw one of these at a travel center and pulled in (just for gas and food). I heard the girls joking about my car though because it was like caked in dirt. So I asked them how much it would cost if i brought i over and they flat out told me they wouldn't do it.

Ended up just driving home and got rained on a few times so it cleaned off mostly that way
Anonymous No.28524298
>>28524281
>life was simple then
Indeed it was
Anonymous No.28524305 >>28524307
>>28523228
>consoom porn all my life
>graduate to onaholes
>eventually graduate to strip clubs and worse degeneracies
>do it so much i get bored
It took me reaching rock bottom to appreciate the beautiful simplicity of having some hot girls in bikinis wash my car.
Anonymous No.28524307 >>28524315
>>28524305
>strip clubs
>rock bottom
brothels are rock bottom
actually traveling to third world countries for escorts is rock bottom
Anonymous No.28524315 >>28524350
>>28524307
Learn2read, also my country doesnr have brothels except for really overpriced ones in Las Vegas.
You're right though, sex tourism is probably the real rock bottom.
Anonymous No.28524321 >>28524328
>>28523817
shes got a hank hill ass and rockin what looks to be a size 11 in mens bruh
Anonymous No.28524328
>>28524321
c u t e
Anonymous No.28524350 >>28524375
>>28524315
Yes you do. They're called Asian massage parlos
Anonymous No.28524354
>>28523232
you're not going to fuck either so it's the same to you lmao

Also
>wanted some whore to scuff up your paint with a dirty brush
Anonymous No.28524375 >>28524389
>>28524350
Oh yeah true. I never got into them because of all the horror stories of them getting busted by the cops. It seems to me like a catch 22 because the cops can easily look at the same review sites that whoremongers use and if someplace is getting a lot of positive reviews that also probably makes it an easy target. But I'm not a cop though so it's just a guess.
Anonymous No.28524378 >>28524405
The local high school has an annual bikini car wash. Always thought that was a little odd lol
Anonymous No.28524389
>>28524375
they bribe the cops.
Anonymous No.28524405
>>28524378
they are training them for future job experience
Anonymous No.28524474 >>28524476
>>28523226 (OP)
in the UK we just get Albanians to do it. Β£20 for a full exterior/interior wash.
They don't wear bikinis, but your car will look amazing afterwards. Just don't think about the slave labour eh?
Anonymous No.28524476 >>28524487
>>28524474
>trusting Albanians with the interior of your car
Anonymous No.28524487
>>28524476
I'm sure my Rav4 can cope, it was pretty agricultural already.
Anonymous No.28524715
>>28523226 (OP)
> lean
> no visible tats

Wife material right there.
Anonymous No.28524763 >>28525258 >>28525678
>>28523226 (OP)
I don’t want swirl marks on my paint. They’re just as bad as drive through car washes. They don’t have multiple buckets, they don’t have grit separators at the bottom and they don’t care if they drop a rag on the ground. Those are all recipes for getting scratches in the clear coat. Yeah I get it they’re wearing bikinis but unlike them, my car will still look good in 10 years.
>inb4 fag
Anonymous No.28524768 >>28525681
>>28523226 (OP)
That's an excellent tush
Anonymous No.28524952 >>28525681
>>28523226 (OP)
Look at those little legs
Anonymous No.28524970
>>28523239
Wash mine in little spandex shorts, don't tuck.
Anonymous No.28525013
>>28523226 (OP)
>How do I get my car washed by some slut(s) in a bikini?
In my town, it's mostly the local high school girls basketball and volleyball teams doing those kinds of things. I have never taken my car because they would scratch the paint.
Anonymous No.28525016
>>28523880
Motherfucker, that's a Chevy Sonic. You're all broke.
Anonymous No.28525258 >>28525693
>>28524763
Roasties are toasty with this one
Anonymous No.28525678
>>28524763
>unlike them, my car will still look good in 10 years
foids btfo
Anonymous No.28525681 >>28530004
>>28524952
>>28524768
Those cute little feet, ankles, and butt
By the GODS i fucking LOVE cute pale white chicks godsDAMN
Anonymous No.28525693
>>28525258
Holy shit is that real?
Anonymous No.28525694
>>28523639
Imagine paying money to some girls who probably dropped whatever old terry cloth towel on the ground multiple times, as they wash your car with the same dirty water they used for the last six greaseballs who stopped by their car wash.
Anonymous No.28525792
>>28523226 (OP)
They got one at Sturgis. Might have the gals wash my hog this year... and my bike too! :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup2:
-------------------------------------------
"Big Nick"
USMC 1971-72
Powder River Sheriff's Dept. 73-13
13 H-D TriGlide
"A bad day on the bike is better than a good day with the wife" - Mitch (RIP)
Anonymous No.28525908 >>28526167
Bump
Anonymous No.28526167
>>28525908
>bumping
pathetic
Anonymous No.28526837 >>28530854
>>28523882
yea I'd supervise her if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.28528373 >>28529930
>>28523628
>>28523663
My fellow architects...
I pray that one day i will experience a car wash from the bustiest of BBWs wearing the tiniest of micro-bikinis or outright naked.
Anonymous No.28528391
>>28523281
Rhino liner
Anonymous No.28528922 >>28529345
>>28523849
Are you thigh gap anon who posts on /k/ in the truck gun threads? My wife an I think you're hot and want to dom you together.
Anonymous No.28528924 >>28529720 >>28530007
>>28523226 (OP)
Cute little butt.
Anonymous No.28528970 >>28529345
>>28524166
Fucking lol, I still remember frosty before he trooned out. Jail really fucks you up doesn't it
What's the story behind these other mentally ill faggots
Anonymous No.28529307
come to south florida, there are a ton of free ones in broward and miami all the time

though the chicks are busted at the free ones
Scarlett No.28529345
>>28528922
While I have thigh gap and have posted once or twice from my OBS, I don't post on /k/. I'm more of a /b/ shit poster, /g/ and /wg/ sort of tranny faggot.
>>28528970
I just have partial androgen insensitivity syndrome, and am a regular kinda insufferable faggot.
Anonymous No.28529429
One time I went to a Fred Meyer and there was a high school girls sports team doing a carwash in the parking lot (no bikinis). As I was walking into the store I saw a guy among the cars with a camera taking pictures of them and when he saw me coming towards him he put his camera down and power-walked back to his car lol
>please note I wasn't doing some tough-guy shit I just happened to be walking in his direction, I wasn't going to confront him or something
Anonymous No.28529586
>>28523824
sounds like projection - I'm 5'10, 155lbs
Anonymous No.28529590
>>28523226 (OP)
What is this creature? The females in my state are over 200#.
Anonymous No.28529603
>>28523226 (OP)
When I was in highschool all the cheerleaders did them a few times a year. All the schools did it. Girls seemed to have fun and my horny teenage ass at the time loved it too.
Not sure they do them anymore with how easily butthurt uggos are these days.
Anonymous No.28529608 >>28529634 >>28532658
>>28524111
>remove before flight
Who do so many people use these? I actually fly and never understood this poser keychain. The only ones I have are actually on my plane on things that need removed before flying.
Scarlett No.28529634
>>28529608
It was cheap and I don't like hard keychain doodles. Makes it easy to fish out of my pocket. The original ones for both of my cars are little hard metal emblems.
Anonymous No.28529720 >>28530007
>>28528924
Her ass makes me stupid.
Anonymous No.28529930
>>28528373
Mr. Brosnan, it's an honor to share a board with someone of your stature.
What was your favorite Bond car to drive?
Anonymous No.28530004 >>28530007 >>28530116
>>28525681
Chomo shitskin, it is known
Anonymous No.28530007 >>28530012
>>28529720
>>28528924
"Based." Parlance.
>>28530004
I don't understand enonics
Anonymous No.28530012 >>28530020 >>28533338
>>28530007
You don't understand any kind of slang because you're an autistic, brown faggot.
Anonymous No.28530020 >>28530076
>>28530012
Obsessed
Anonymous No.28530049
Strait male fun like this is forbidden in 2025
Anonymous No.28530076 >>28530089
>>28530020
No, just a lover of the law and the lord Jesus. You will be brought to justice.
Anonymous No.28530081
>bikini carwash
>in a giant truck
>where she can't lean over on your windshield
lol...
Anonymous No.28530089 >>28530134
>>28530076
Which one? Kek cry pussy
Anonymous No.28530116 >>28530134 >>28530238
>>28530004
>heart for tupac plate on toyota
>smashed Samsungβ„’
>video of him using a dish washer
bruh wtf on yo phone tho?
Anonymous No.28530134 >>28530238 >>28530245
>>28530089
Shitskin speak
>>28530116
Newfag alert
Anonymous No.28530238 >>28530245 >>28530271
>>28530134
>more ebonics and more nonsense pictures
>>28530116
Anonymous No.28530245 >>28530271
>>28530134
>>28530238
bruh that answer shit man and why the fuck you shop at a chick store? man this getting ridiculous
Anonymous No.28530271 >>28530506
>>28530238
Google what a favela is you fucking retard, and learn to travel more you BMW paypiggy cuck.
>>28530245
SHEEEEIT
Anonymous No.28530506 >>28530721
>>28530271
>more pictures of nothing
I've definitely been to more places, and travel more frequently than you
And I only buy windshield washer fluid and coolant at BMW bmaooo0o0o0
Anonymous No.28530721 >>28530844
>>28530506
>I've definitely been to more places, and travel more frequently than you
No you haven't, and honestly no one here cares. You can only post the same few recycled pictures of your dad's car outside of your dad's neighborhood. One of those photos is from 2017 KEKAROO.
Anonymous No.28530844 >>28532984
>>28530721
>another picture of literally nothing
Which picture is from 2017? And lol, yes, I have. You only post nonsense pictures of flyoversvilles and you don't even have a car why would anyone think you've been anywhere bmaooo0o0o0
Anonymous No.28530854
>>28526837
Not really, what's your point?
Anonymous No.28532658
>>28529608
Mine says Not legal in California on the other side.
The look on Cali TSA's faces when I fly for work is worth the cringe.
Also my car isn't california legal so yeah
Anonymous No.28532984 >>28533169 >>28533272
>>28530844
>Which picture is from 2017
A picture of your old Lexus by the Colorado welcome sign
>And lol, yes, I have.
List every city you've never resided in that you've visited and stayed for at least one night. Here are mine:

Pismo Beach
Avila Beach
Lake Tahoe
Oakhurst
Tahoe City
Clovis
Weed
Eureka
San Francisco
San Jose
Monterey
Gilroy
San Luis Obispo
Anaheim
Santa Barbara
Cayucos
Morro Bay
Santa Cruz
Cambria
Half Moon Bay
Pleasant Hill
Vancouver
Astoria
Neskowin
Garibaldi
Lincoln City
Manzanita
Seattle
Tukwila
Spokane
Coeur d'Alene
Las Vegas
Ketchum
Denver
Erie
Bellevue

That's all I can remember in the US. Let me guess, you're a traveling circus freak so you've stayed in +1 more places than me?
Anonymous No.28533169 >>28533272
>>28532984
I've lived in two of the places you said, and many more have significant value to me, so I will humour you:
Let me just get some Diesel/Cookies in the King Stemline first, because I'm gonna need to jog my memory a bit
Anonymous No.28533177 >>28533272
That ass activates my neurons
Anonymous No.28533272 >>28533540
>>28533177
"Based." Parlance.
>>28533169
Significant sentimental* value in memories
>>28532984
And we're only doing US cities?
Pismo Beach
Avila Beach
Lake Shasta
Olivehurst
Kansas City (MO)
Dixon
Yosemite
Arcata
San Francisco
San Jose
Monterey
Gilroy
San Luis Obispo
Anaheim
Santa Barbara
San Diego
Morro Bay
Santa Cruz (where do you think we took/take chicks?)
San Juan Bautista
Half Moon Bay
Livermore
Dana Point
Breckenridge
Scottsdale
Phoenix
Lincoln, California
Palo Alto
New York City
Boston
Moab
Salt Lake City
Las Vegas
Bryce Canyon (at Runy's Inn!)
Denver
Elko
Roseville (California)
Auburn (California)
Sacramento
Oakland
Emeryville
Mountain View
Walnut Creek
Santa Clara
Morgan Hill
Fresno
Catalina Island
Long Beach
Whittier
Napa
Calistoga
Berkeley
Los Angeles
Goleta
Isla Vista
La Jolla
Huntington Beach
Aptos
Capitola

Rome
Venice
Florence
Naples
New Delhi
London
Paris
Spent the night in some airport in china
Bali
Jakarta
Hamburg
Munich
Amsterdam
Some quaint little town in Austria whose name I can't even remember
Lucerne

Pretty sure I'm missing a few
Anonymous No.28533313
>>28523733
Sorry man just saw this

Cheetahs in Raleigh NC

https://cheetahraleigh.com/
Anonymous No.28533322 >>28533743
>>28523815
Reminder that Jeff bezos' wife divorced him cause she thought she could do better
Anonymous No.28533338 >>28533551
>>28530012
Nobody cares and nobody gets prosecuted for that shit other than Hunter Biden, who is fucking based.
Anonymous No.28533540 >>28533738
>>28533272
I look forward to pictures of every place and/or receipts
Anonymous No.28533551 >>28533738
>>28533338
>Nobody cares
We can always put that theory to the test. Don't turn bitch on me, wheelgapspic. Keep these incriminating pictures coming.
Anonymous No.28533738 >>28533956
>>28533540
I forgot Barcelona
>>28533551
>everyone is me!!!
Kek I'm not hispanic at all, by the way
Anonymous No.28533743
>>28533322
and he is a bald nerdy sociopath who works 70hrs a week
Anonymous No.28533956 >>28534240
>>28533738
You forgot (no one cares)
>Kek I'm not hispanic at all, by the way
Explain this skin?
Anonymous No.28534240 >>28534984
>>28533956
>only hispanics can get a tan!!!
Kek do you just NEVER get any sun out there in flyoversville bmaooo0o0o0
Anonymous No.28534984 >>28535161 >>28535184
>>28534240
Dude no one gets a tan on their fucking PALMS lmao, that's just your skin tone. You're brown as shit, it took two years but I finally buck broke you and got confirmation you're a shitskin.
Anonymous No.28535000
>>28523226 (OP)
Holy shit I know exactly where this is, its the twin peaks on 59 and Lomitas in Houston. I was just there a few days ago, thankfully most of the ass there was better than that picture
Anonymous No.28535161
>>28534984
>nooo you can't gey tanned on your hands that's impossible!!!
Kek you just don't get any sun cause you'll burn like a little NERD bmaooo0o0o0
Anonymous No.28535184 >>28535189 >>28535721
>>28534984
>nooo you can't get tanned on your hands that's impossible!!!
Kek you can't even GET a super crazy-sexy-cool farmer's tan; you'll just BURN like a NERDBALL bmaooo0o0o0
Anonymous No.28535189 >>28535205
>>28535184
You were so mad about his post that you delete / edited your post 25 minutes later to say the same thing? Wild.
Anonymous No.28535205 >>28535721
>>28535189
Anonymous No.28535220 >>28535721
Anonymous No.28535721 >>28535940
>>28535184
>>28535205
>>28535220
Meanwhile, in the real world...

Seriously though how much of a homebody are you to think people are going outside and getting sun on their palms? Fucking weirdo lmao. You're brown pablo, just accept it already.
Anonymous No.28535724 >>28535940
Anonymous No.28535940 >>28536102
>>28535721
>>28535724
>black or indigenous criminals of color aren't black they're brown!!!
shut-in tanlet flyoverlet weeblets jelly as an af fuck fr fr bmaooo0o0o0
Get some sun lil nerdball bmaooo
Anonymous No.28536102 >>28536225
>>28535940
>Get some sun
No one gets this on their underarm or palms you spastic retard. Your skull is so thick I'm convinced there's no brain, not even a cavity inside.
Anonymous No.28536225 >>28536232 >>28536237 >>28536250
>>28536102
What the monkey chimpin' about?
Obviously you've never been kissed by the warm California sun
Boardwalk!
Anonymous No.28536232
>>28536225
That's not my hand, by the way bmaooo0o0o0
Or is it?!
Scarlett No.28536237 >>28536263
>>28536225
Why do all of your photos look like they were taken through a thick layer of petroleum jelly?
Anonymous No.28536250 >>28536263
>>28536225
Sambo suddenly can't read, lmao.
Anonymous No.28536263 >>28536267
>>28536237
D R E A M A E S T H E T I C
>>28536250
What's a sambo? What the fuck is the monkey chimpin' about now?
Anonymous No.28536267 >>28536294
>>28536263
You tell me, Kerpal.
Anonymous No.28536294
>>28536267
Your name's Kerpal?! Are you the fucker who kicked my dog?!
Anonymous No.28536310
>>28523226 (OP)
>I've never seen or heard of a bikini car wash fundraiser
And you'll never see them in your city or county that has environmental protection laws that regulate runoff from car washes. My county has laws like that since the 1990's, so all the fundraiser car washes disappeared. Commercial car washes have to process the runoff and remove pollutants before discharging to the storm sewer. A lot of the commercial car wash water is also recycled for use so there might only be as little as 5% because Bypass Water (fresh water entering the system) ranges from 8% to 15% in my county. The fresh water is typically applied at the final rinse. So a fund raising carwash probably uses more fresh water per car than a commercial car wash.