Mercedes-Benz is truly the car brand of whores and old people

>>28523781 (OP)

Used to be respectable

>>28523781 (OP)
lawlz, pro-tip: the famous now deceased rothschild was driven around in a black merc

>>28523781 (OP)
I am predicting that benz will grow in popularity as bmw used marker grows increasingly unaffordable

>>28524856
Nubmw is a parody of a luxury car brand. It's become the big pony Polo of cars with their hideous grill designs and barge like curb weights.

>>28523781 (OP)
Mercedes is the instagram slavic whore brand

when I was a boy playing high stakes I picked the gtr over the f1

>>28523781 (OP)
Imagine caring about people, woman think.

>>28524856
True. Already underway.
Used BMWs are getting the honda civic treatment. Abused by ricers. It's getting harder to find 90s-2000s bmws in stock condition. I used to drive e24>e39>e39>e46.
After a period of driving a W123 as a gateway drug (insane build quality) I'm now driving W140 and R129. If those cars had manuals with the V8s and not just the I6s it would be pretty sweet.
I also have a lightweight manual RWD car, picrelated. I think it's past time for all of us to collect and hold on to a decent RWD manual driver's car. RWD+Manual will all progressively get more expensive.

>>28524856
Mercedes have to start building semi-reliable cars again if they want that to happen. For now BMW is the only sensible option, no matter how much you may dislike their new design language.

i have never seen a white person drive a mercedes

>>28523781 (OP)
And NIGGERS

>>28525156
You are a true gentleman, sir.

>>28527168
Exactly. Retards are already dropping 30k+ on clapped out e36s. Bmw is going the way of jdm

>>28524878
still lighter than the competition, especially merc. mercs are fucking heavy as hell

Everybody who shits on Benz never drove a Benz. I have this theory that people just shit on Benz because they cannot understand what differentiates it from a normal car, until they drive it, and they're instantly in love and converted. I don't blame you boys, I was the same way too until I got my C63 and E63.

>previous owner BMW, including E46 M3, E92 M3, range rover SVR,
>girlfriend has 2025 G80 M3 fully loaded (seriously)
>also own a W211 E63

>>28523781 (OP)
I know a chick that does onlyfans and makes a bucket load and she drives a ram trugg

>>28529004
Such a great engine. Will never tire of it. Being that rev happy and still have all the torque in the world at 1k rpm. Between the e46 and e92, which one did you enjoy the most and why?

>>28529004
so what's the difference?

>>28529004
I've driven multiple Mercedes, the only ones worth owning are the Sacco era Benzes. The original AMG GTs were good too.

>>28529004
I never hear as much bad things about benz as I do bmw.

>>28529190
E92 of course. Nice big V8 that's just super fun. The E46 is much more gorgeous than the E92, only problem I had though is, to be truthfully honest, the E30, E36, and E46 are just slow, which is expected from their era, but they don't even really feel quick. They're just essentially upbadged WRXs that are more pretty. They're more for car enthusiasts and collectors then for guys who love fast, muscly cars and revhappy cars like me. I'm not the type of guy who likes to modify my car, like even if my steering wheel is peeling, it'll take a lot of justification for me to even replace it because I truly value stock. So the E92, just because it has the speed and is more fun on a track. The E46 is a classic always though.

>>28529207
Think a V8 that is just revhappy as fuck, quick as fuck, makes its presence known, has amazing styling on the exterior, and is super comfortable and quiet on the interior, but is a fucking absolute blast to drive and corners like a beast, and can get loose if you ever want it to. On top of that, the V8 itself is just so legendary.

>>28529218
>the only ones worth owning are the Sacco era Benzes
Good taste, but expand your taste a bit and try a nice C63 in between the years of 09-2021, and feel that V8 glory and comfortable plushness.

>>28529316
That's because benz owners can afford to repair their problems and don't rice their cars the fuck out unlike BMW owners who buy a shitbox 335i on FB marketplace thinking it's gonna be the next best thing.

>>28529004
why do luxury cars have the shittiest names?

>>28529332
>I'm not the type of guy who likes to modify my car, like even if my steering wheel is peeling, it'll take a lot of justification for me to even replace it because I truly value stock
But why? A car will literally be designed on a certain suspension, then the beancounters will put on some hilarious MONSTER TRUCK fuckin STILTS for no reason. And that's stock! What's so special about beancounter ENGINEERING and old man appeasement?
>Think a V8 that is just revhappy as fuck, quick as fuck, makes its presence known, has amazing styling on the exterior, and is super comfortable and quiet on the interior, but is a fucking absolute blast to drive and corners like a beast, and can get loose if you ever want it to. On top of that, the V8 itself is just so legendary.
You're describing the M5, son
>Good taste, but expand your taste a bit and try a nice C63 in between the years of 09-2021, and feel that V8 glory and comfortable plushness.
But my M5 is faster and more luxurious, and Mercedes interiors are hilariously GAudY
> BMW owners who buy a shitbox 335i on FB
Luv me E92 N54 335i
Shrimple as
To use the parlance of our times

>Think a V8 that is just revhappy as fuck, quick as fuck, makes its presence known, has amazing styling on the exterior, and is super comfortable and quiet on the interior, but is a fucking absolute blast to drive and corners like a beast, and can get loose if you ever want it to. On top of that, the V8 itself is just so legendary.

>>28529333
Don’t know but you kinda just don’t give a fuck once you get in and start driving. Sounds more professional and serious and less gay too then fuckin „Mazda Miata” or „Subaru STI” or some gay ass JDM name at least.

>>28529343
Mercedes comes with air suspension that can be adjusted to adjust the feel of the suspension from comfort to sport mode and works perfectly fine, and an option to lower the car or raise the car, just like my range rover did. The air suspension may leak at around 100k-150k miles, which is a known and unfortunate problem, but, they’re rock solid beyond that once replaced. Theres no reason to put some crazy track focused suspension on it, when I can just switch to it at the push of a button. The M5 lacks presence. It literally just looks like another basic car on the road, and the designing just never ages well and it has a terrible reputation. The E63 wagon, any year, is peak sedan/wagon design that looks handsome, but aggressive. It is far from gaudy on the interior, it is literally one of the most understated but classy and luxurious interiors ever. Also, the 335i is literally the honda civic of our times. I don’t care you put giant turbos with an annoying ass blow off valve in it, a shit car is still a shit car in the end. But it’s your shit car, so respect.

>>28529351
Just a boring car. The M3 is way better. M5 is just boring and gets no excitement out of me, and the interior is just so fucking bland. The E63 is infinitely way more exciting.


Once again, all this is doing is proving my theory that people who shit on AMGs and Benzes never actually experienced a proper AMG-Benz.

>>28529356
That interior is ugly as fuck, and air suspension is gay as fuck
>Theres no reason to put some crazy track focused suspension on it, when I can just switch to it at the push of a button.
Kek no you can't
>The M5 lacks presence. It literally just looks like another basic car on the road, and the designing just never ages well and it has a terrible reputation.
Delusional as fuck bmaooo0o0o0
>Also, the 335i is literally the honda civic of our times.
LOL that doesn't even make sense
>Just a boring car. The M3 is way better. M5 is just boring and gets no excitement out of me, and the interior is just so fucking bland. The E63 is infinitely way more exciting.
Kek you're just a fucking tastelet it's obvious as fuck
My friend's MOM has an E63 AMG with the 6.2L V8. It feels OLD as fuck inside, and it's HEAVY as FUCK. He literally understeered into a curb and had to get a new wheel when he was showing me the car bmaooo0o0o0. His sister has an E350, and hia dad has an S500. They're injuns (dots not feathers), by the way

>>28529332
Yeah, makes sence. I have been a passenger on a e92 m3 twice, but the e46 (m3 at least) has eluded me completely. They are nice, but the quality of interior trim is subpar. Suprised you feel it was slow though, thought it would be fitting performance for an na car of that size. Hampered by weight?

>>28529360
I kneel, you truly are the best /o/ poster

>>28529218
The hand holding that bottle