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Never tried getting my license.
Checkmate

>>28526973 (OP)
none of your business

>>28526973 (OP)
11 times. But after driving for 13 years, I have only gotten 16 tickets and been in 7 accidents (only three were my fault)

>>28526989
The famed busrider appears.

>>28526973 (OP)
I passed it on my first try because I'm not a fucking loser.

>>28526973 (OP)
>How many times did you fail your driving test?
Car - 0. Passed 6 weeks after 17th birthday
Bike - 1. Passed at second attempt. Can't remember now why I failed - some trivial oversight on my part that I just took extra care over when I passed 4 weeks later

>>28526973 (OP)
Once with my truck license. I didn't notice that there was a weight limit on one of the roads, and drove right through there, and possibly damaging a 200 year old city hall in the process, lol.

>>28526973 (OP)
0 first try, 0 tickets, 0 accidents, 10 years driving.

>>28526973 (OP)
Once. On the final drive, just happened to have a second instructor in the back seat who was assessing (I think) my actual instructor with a clipboard. Right near the end of the drive, coming out of a side street onto a busy main road a cyclist did something fucky right in front of me and I must have reacted wrongly. If it was just my instructor he might have let it slide but the guy in the back seat...Failed the test because of that.

Zero.
I did fail the uhh writren test or whatever when getting my bike license, got stuck at the "is this bike parked correctly" pictograms.
Absolute fucking bullshit I tell you.

>>28527118
Same, but I'm still a loser

secondt try, 2 tickets, 1 accident (my fault), 15 years driving.

>>28526973 (OP)
3, including the one when it didn't even start cause I forgot my ID

six
and then twice on my trucking licence

Once, but that's because I didn't drive much before it and my driving instructor was a braindead paki who taught me nothing and didn't even give me the time I paid for.
After I took a year to drive with my dad I got my intermediate on the next try and passed my full road test on my first go.

Never failed. Instructor saw it was a manual and assumed I knew how to drive. We went one highway exit and he told me to go back I passed. Cavalier z24 pos rich running car I bought which made way more power than it should from the last maniac who modified it.

I did fail the written exam but the cute middle aged lasy at the front of the class pointed to my answers and I fixed them so technically I passed.

Twice and then the 3rd time I went to a place that people said was much easier to pass, and they were right. Honestly, blame our car centric infrastructure for the fact that you have people like me on the road. Without a car its like youre basically forced to starve and die, or leech off someone else, so I knew I needed a license no matter what. The funniest part of it all is you probably have less to worry about with a retard like me than with 80% of other drivers because I don't text and drive.

>>28527296
Actually I take it back, you can Uber around these days at great expense to yourself (unless you're lucky with public transportation), but Uber wasn't around when I took the test.

>>28526973 (OP)
I failed the first time because the light turned red when I was still in the intersection. Tell me how the fuck that's fair.

>>28526973 (OP)
I failed the written test once because I got blasted with questions about round-abouts. I've never even seen a round-about!

>>28526973 (OP)
>Class D
Zero.
>CDL
Once – a tandem tire rubbed against the median curb, on the driving test, and that’s an automatic failure.

>>28526973 (OP)
Once.

Got it the morning I turned 16 in a manual in '05. Obese black lady could barely fit in the Integra. Zero points off the multiple choice, zero points off the driving test. It's easy as fuck in the US.

i never took one i just started driving

>>28527591
Based

never took it lol

>>28527607
Not based.
Filthy /n/igger.

>>28526973 (OP)
Theory once due to outdated study material. Smooth sailing after that.

>>28527617
and I still drive better than you do, bootlicker.
seethe

>>28527641
Riding a bicycle isn’t driving, you stupid /n/igger. Unlike you, the other anon decided to start driving without even bothering to get a license. All you’ve done is brag on the internet that you’ve never put in the effort to do anything in your pathetic life.

>>28526973 (OP)
How the fuck do you fail a driving test? Are you blind AND retarded?

>>28526973 (OP)
Once. Failed because I parallel parked incorrectly ( just pulled in forward, then backed up to the centre of the space, instead of the proper technique) my car was small enough that this was just as doable.
Had to go back the next day and retake it.

>>28526973 (OP)
Never because I'm not a retard . But I remember going on a group drive with another student and that faggot almost got us all killed

>>28527953
did you suck his dick at least

>>28528006
Of course he did, he's not a retard.

>>28526973 (OP)
I have a friend who passed on the first try and he drives like shit. The test is useless and tests the wrong things like the instructor making sure you come to complete stop at a stop sign and before the line.

>>28526973 (OP)
Passed on the 1st try 2 days after I turned 16yrs old

Once because I had already been driving illegally for almost two years and had gotten way too comfortable driving in my home city.
Instructor was expecting me to drive extremely carefully, I didn't since I'm used to the traffic patterns and already know all the spots where it's reasonable to assume that nobody is going to come and apparently the worst, failing 'mistake' I did was not breaking my neck to check my blind spot when changing lanes like I should have.
...Even though the only way a car could have been there is if they manifested out of thin air because the lane just began before I changed to it and there was no traffic at all behind or anywhere near me.
That instructor was some stuc kup old hag. The next one that passed me was a friendly middle aged guy.

>>28526973 (OP)
Passed it the first time without anybody teaching me how to drive and I was definitely not sober lol.

>>28526973 (OP)
I passed the first time despite being a nervous wreck and the instructor was an old battleaxe cunt. She asked me if I was going to have a heart attack at the end because I was shaking so much. Told me my score was "14" but that was the points deducted, it was an 86.

I have a verified IQ of 96 and autism on top of that. I was shaking because of my medicine. If I can pass a driving test on the first try, I don't know how retarded people are who don't. This was Texas, by the way.

>>28526973 (OP)
I failed 3 times because I never cared about driving as a kid and my parents never bothered teaching me anything.
One time I failed for turning right from the wrong lane of a roundabout, I legitimately didn't know I wasn't supposed to.

I failed 2 times. Got my license at 32.
>(1) Did not do U turn correctly on a very narrow street. Was first time driving when it was snowing.
>(2) Was driving and someone suddenly reversed from the parking lot into my direction. Examiner stopped the car.

Also. Everyone told me to do stick and it was a mistake. Had I went with automatic it would have been significantly easier.
I guess I'm just too senile already to use manual.

>>28528340
>I failed 3 times because I never cared about driving as a kid
Same. Kind of hard to get excited over 2000s cars and by the time I was ready to drive, I had zero confidence and little motivation to get good at it. I knew I wouldn't be buying a car for a while and at the time I thought it would limit my freedom, rather than the opposite. I failed my theory twice because I could never revise and failed my practical twice mostly due to nerves or one BS mistake I made on a roundabout.

Didn't drive again for years after I passed but after finally getting sick of taking the bus to work, I decided to just buy a used fiesta. Hated it but got a better handle on driving and now I enjoy it for what it is. In retrospect I wish I showed more interest sooner but live and learn.

I kind of want to get my license but then I remind myself that I’m poor and I’ll never be able to afford a car that’s fun and tickles my fancy.

>>28526973 (OP)
6
And on my successful try I managed to scratch the bumper (and had to pay for it) but still passed somehow.

>>28526973 (OP)
9,unmedicated adhd,10th one was barely after sunset with over the counter concentration meds

>>28526973 (OP)
2 times with a truck the instructor was a complete asshole and would overreact and scream for any slight inconvenience first time i drove the truck correct even reverse parked but failed because i never used my blinkers the second time i drove the truck over a curb the instructor immediately said i should just stop and get out

>>28528916
should have just sucked his dick

i don't even know how it's possible to fail in america
that shit's piss easy both the written and driving test

I passed on the first attempt, but I probably should have been failed.
>doing the three point turn
>turn sharp left, stop, turn wheels to the right
>look at side mirrors, forget to go into reverse
>almost drive forward off the road, thankfully catching myself pretty quick.
Luckily for me the dude that proctored mine was a pretty cool dude and probably just knew I was just nervous because I did everything else good.
Good for these people, there's no fucking way I'd ever want to be a proctor for some of these teen drivers haha.

>>28526973 (OP)
0. I am superior in every way.

>>28528988
This. I even got a minor for speeding but instructor wanted The D plus speeding is chad behaviour so it wasn't marked down as a fail.

>>28527127

0. I took driver's education in high school. No road test. No parallel parking. We just navigated around cones in the school parking lot. The teacher was watching four different drivers at the same time. Scary.
I still had to get a certain amount of hours driving on the road with my permit driving with my parents before I could have a license. There was a girl in another period who apparently hit the fence and popped the tire. I think I understand why there's so many bad drivers.

I failed it the first time because the driving test loop downtown had a "No right on red" sign that I didn't see. Must be the only goddamn one in the whole state because I haven't seen one since.

>>28526973 (OP)
0
On 4 and 2 wheels it was 0 failures

>>28526973 (OP)
Once. I set off from the parking lot which had a signal at its exit, the instructor changed his mind on which direction he wanted me to go so my brain flubbed and I wound up running the light. I was close to an heroing there in the parking lot.

>>28526973 (OP)
0, passed both written and driving test first try. 0 tickets. 1 accident (not my fault, woman distracted by her kid rear ended me). 16 years on the road.

i accidentallyd a burnout and still passed mine first go

>>28526973 (OP)
I passed first time and scored 100% on the theory test
>t. UK

>>28526973 (OP)
Once on the theory to get my learner's permit.

>>28530319
>driver's ed in school

what state is this? never dun herd of such a thang

>>28526973 (OP)
0, because I'm not retarded.