Thread 28527875

Why are Teslas (and american cars in general) so slow?

why do some people have freudian slips.

>>28527875 (OP)
Teslas achieve the max possible speed on roads. Not sure how a car can be faster.

>>28527881
That image just supports OP's point???

>>28527941
You do the same thing, but have a massive international propaganda bureau, that circlejerks about it regardless of how impressive it is

>>28528289
his point was the GTR got BTFO by leaf springs and pushrods???

>>28528293
What does the GTR have to do with this thread? Did someone cybernullied you so much with the GTR you now have a complex over it?

>>28528295
Yes It was me lol

>>28527881
Crazy how the Xiaomi is faster than those non-street legal/production American cars. Here's the fastest American street legal/production cars around the ring vs the street legal SU7, crazy how Xiaomi is faster in both instances

>>28528305
Its crazy how much those slants bribed those europoor race officials.

>>28528370
>drumpftard cope
kek

>>28528293
The GTR first came out in 2007. I want you to think about how pathetic it is that you not only compare much younger cars to it, but that you think them being faster then it is some sort of praise worthy accomplishment.

>>28528305
>non-street legal
Says who? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eITIfzbIt28

>>28528587
The ACR that lapped the ring had a modified interior, annaftermarket seat and a custom rollcage

>>28527875 (OP)
>>28527881
>>28528300
>>28528305
Just gonna keep it 100% with you really quick:
Genuinely fucking kill yourself and these threads are boring me to death and a waste of fucking space on the catalog.
>LOOK AT THIS CAR I DON'T OWN VS. THIS CAR I DON'T OWN
>COMPARE THEM BASED ON THEIR TIMES ON A TRACK I DON'T DRIVE
You genuinely can't make a more superficial or meaningless observation, and there is 0 information you can draw from any of these times because companies are building cars and doing things specifically to game them.
>WOW THE AMG ONE HAS A GREAT BURGERKING TIME
>and the engine needs to be replaced every 30,000 miles wow!
Fuck off.

>>28527875 (OP)
>>28527881
>>28528625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_N%C3%BCrburgring_Nordschleife_lap_times
>and it's literally not a lap time it's just some faggot cunt's bait image
Your parents made a waste of a human.

>>28528625
Holy shit this guy is assmad lmao

>>28528630
>>28528628
>ugh you should actually LIKE really low-effort and low-quality trolling
>>>/b/
No one's mad you're a dumb faggot other than your parents who have to support one.

>>28528628
>Not a lap
Here's the video from the official Nurburgring youtube channel
https://youtu.be/MZCBz8KZypo?si=hiSlrQEhZXlvCIur

>>28528633
You act like a faggot and a cunt.
How about I go inside your home and start pissing on your sofa.
>hahaha you're mad I'm sofapissing!!!!
No shit anyone would be mad about that you stupid fucking bitch.
This is the type of shit you simply could never do IRL: go somewhere and be a total fucking cuntbag and act like it's not going to get a reaction.
Your parents are fucking cunts. Your mom is a giant fucking cunt and I hope she dies in a car accident. (Irony)

>>28528633
>>28528634
I hope you're in the car with her when she dies and it's extremely gory and your last moment is watching your mom get gored to death.
ahahaaha lmao dead mom anon xD
btw if you reply to me you're mad :^)

>>28528633
>>28528632
>>28528635
If you don't reply to this post your mom will be gored in a horrible car accident.
Replying also means you confirm you are 100% bootyblasted.

Your move, faggot.

>>28528634
>>28528635
>>28528637

>>28528640
You've been TROLLED, epic style!
Haha I hope you enjoyed reading my posts because actually I was just getting a rise out of you!!!!
Glad we could do this on /o/ what a fun little interaction. :^)

>>28527875 (OP)
>prototype car
So chinky can't even buy it?

>>28528625
>>28528631
>>28528634
completely true
so tired of these subhuman faggots

>>28528630
>ebonics
>>28528633
Kek he actually looks up to black or indigenous criminals of color!
BRUH
M
A
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>>28528640
What do you know, ANOTHER picture of a
BRUH
M
A
O

>>28528587
>The GTR first came out in 2007.
the C6 and Viper came out in 05 and 02 respectively and are still faster.

>>28528781
gtrs are ugly weeblet pikachu bullshits who cares LOL

>>28528564
Lol the chink doth protest too much methinks

It's crazy how fast a car can be when you aren't required to weigh it down with a bunch of stuff to meet road safety standards. That SU7 Ultra would be considerably heavier (and slower) with all the things they'd need to add to it to meet US safety laws.

If you took any of the 3 cars in this pic >>28527881
and stripped out all the safety equipment that the SU7 doesn't have, they would probably end up being faster than it is.

But then of course you'd have autists and trolls screeching about how their times are invalid because they're not street legal so that they could keep the argument going.

The bottom line is that equipment would either have to be added to the SU7 or be removed from the other cars for a legitimate performance comparison to be made between them.

>>28528797
It's funny that they compare STOCK cars in the first place. Who cares about cars on stock suspensions bmaooo
Anyone that cares about going fast is going to get rid of the beancounter inspired, old-man-appeasing MONSTER TRUCK fuckin STILTS as soon as they get whatever car it is

>>28527875 (OP)
>he trusts chink numbers


ahahahahaha

>>28528781
>and Viper came
Not the one that did almost a flat 7 minutes at the nurburgring it didn't.

>>28528609
>a modified interior, annaftermarket seat and a custom rollcage
Where did you get this from exactly

>>28529063
the gen before that was also faster.

>>28528801
This is actually a reasonable point for once

>>28528643
>>28528771
>>28528777
>>28528779
So mad lmoa
>>28528781
Nah they aren't
>>28528797
The SU7 proto has a full rollcage retard
>>28529086
That one isn't street legal either

>>28529065
The official video of the Viper laptime attempt

>>28528797
yeah I'm sure they add hundreds of pounds of "safety equipment", cope

>>28529168
>more ebonics and another picture of a criminal
Obsessed

>>28529168
>The SU7 proto has a full rollcage
A rollcage increases chassis stiffness drastically, and in turn handling & cornering. When I refer to safety equipment I'm not talking about a roll cage. A roll cage isn't required to meet road safety laws. I'm talking about things like impact absorbing bumpers, safety beams in door panels, huge ass corner pillars, myriads of electronic nannies, and an increasing number of airbags all over the place. These things add up to a drastic weight increase all together with no benefit to performance.

>Xiaomi SU7
didn't it crash because it had break pads from a 90s fiat econobox?

>>28529240
>A rollcage increases chassis stiffness drastically, and in turn handling & cornering.
Correct, which is why the Viper ACR record isn't considered production

Literally impossible, these are the brakes it was equipped with

>>28529337
>Correct, which is why the Viper ACR record isn't considered production
But it is, numbnuts :) The SU7 Ultra Proto was on slicks

>>28529170
Why did R&T say it was bone stock then?
"The fact that they did it with showroom-fresh, bone-stock Vipers"
https://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsports/a12159736/dodge-viper-acr-sets-7013-lap-time-in-final-nurburgring-lap/

The GTR god machine is 20 years old and it still lives rent free in the minds of /o/tards.

>>28529086
>The Viper SRT-10 ACR X is a more powerful, track only, limited edition variant of the Viper ACR

>>28529614
Because in sööyviet's eyes adding safety equipment makes it non-production even though OEMs do that all the time for the 'Ring

>>28529622
same category as the N attack.

>>28529628
Right, my original point was that it was pathetic to compare the GTR, a car from 2007, to much newer cars(2 of which aren't even street legal lol).
The base 2008 GTR did a 7:26, in comparison to a base C6 which did a 7:59 on the ring. So yea...
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/f51d966lzcgd
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/ib6v77pbv6ul

>>28529645
>my original point was to cope about age even though much older cars are faster than it while its fastest lap also isn't street legal
cool. i guess that makes the GTR pathetic.

this car is from 1996, and did 7:20 in 2002, several years before the R35 even released. on a longer layout no less. let alone being faster by an order of magnitude than an of the GTRs from its own era.

its also street legal.

>>28529614
>>28529626
You can literally see the modified interior in the video lol

>>28529628
The N-Attacl is a fully street legal production car, trannies at trannypedia are retarded and their shitty table is wrong, they have the Aventador LP-770 in the production section despite Lamborghini using a pre-production car.

>>28530393
>The N-Attacl is a fully street legal production car
So is the Viper by your own logic, fagg/o/t. If a car has competition parts installed and drives on the street with a plate, they're street legal :)
>You can literally see the modified interior in the video lol
Manufacturers do this to install roll cages all the time, dipshit

>>28530429
>So is the Viper by your own logic,
nope, tell us what Viper trim or package Dodge offered for sale to customers with a racetech seat, 5 point harness, a rollcage and less interior panels :)
>Manufacturers do this to install roll cages all the time, dipshit
Not Nissan lol

>>28530517
ACR

>>28530395
>ANOTHER CRIMINAL AND MORE EBONICS
Obsessed
Who the fuck is it even pointing at bmaooo0o0o0

>>28530519
The ACR doesn't come with racetech seats, 5 point harness, a rollcage or no roof panels. Do you see any rollcages, racetech seats, 5 point harness or no roof panels in this picture?
https://www.mechatronik.de/en/sales/current-stock/dodge-viper-acr-en/

>>28530522
Not reading this eboniclet drivel bmao see >>28530520 and kek cry pussy the gtr is UGLY, SLOW, and GAY as FUCK bmaooo0o0o0

>>28530520
>this buttmad

>>28530529
>even more ebonics + criminals
Why are zoomies so obsessed with black or indigenous criminals of color?

>>28530532
See >>28530533
And check 'em, sonnyboy

>>28530536
See >>28530533
And >>28530535

>>28530535
I got dubs here, before you >>28530522

>>28530538
nevermind you got lucky trips here >>28528777

>>28529652
Which one of these is the "older" car?

>>28529652
>much older cars
?

>>28530393
>You can literally see the modified interior in the video lol
You didn't answer the question.

>>28530517
>nope, tell us what Viper trim or package Dodge offered for sale to customers with a racetech seat, 5 point harness, a rollcage and less interior panels :)
GT3-R :)
>Not Nissan lol
Cool, that doesn't make other laps invalid just because you say so

>>28530675
this gen viper >>28529086 came out in 2002

chinese numbers are made up

>>28530942
It's not street legal, we been over this>>28529622 not to mention that that's false ACR X is a ZB2, not a ZB1.
The base spec of the 2008 ZB 2 Viper was slightly slower then the base spec of the 2009 GTR:
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/t8vgvpv53hzs
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/lmajgdpul3te
Viper:
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/sah787rel10c
https://fastestlaps.com/tests/8eh9b78u5lz6

>>28531051
the complex that prezo gave op is very real tho Lol!!!

>>28531278
>>28531278
>It's not street legal,
same category as the GTR>>28529628

ZB2 and ZB1 are the same chassis.

>>28531666
not to mention you have no response to this>>28529654 which is street legal and much older

lol

>>28530875
GT3-R is a race car, not a street car

good job retard

>that doesn't make other laps invalid just because you say so
it does

>>28531497
>S/ó/viet pay attention to me again!
kek

>>28531761
>GT3-R is a race car, not a street car
Still a factory-built Viiper with a roll cage and race seats, it fulfills your initial criteria :)
>it does
It does not, because you're a faggot

>>28531861
you don't even have to use the GT3-R, since the ACR-X comes from the factory with a roll cage and doesn't go through a motorsports division like the N attack. its cheaper, too.

>>28528609
And the ching chong car has completely gutted interior.

>>28531861
>Still a factory-built Viiper
too bad that one didn't lap the ring in 7:01 :(
>>28531869
ACR-X isn't street legal :(

>a whole minute off the pace
Why can't chinkypoos even compete?

>>28531948
>eurocucks have to compare a modified LeMans race car with a riced sedan

>>28531946
>too bad that one didn't lap the ring in 7:01 :(
You're right, it can lap faster :)

>>28532090
post the time then lol

>>28531666
>Anon is comparing base spec to base spec
>Yea but look at this thing nobody cares about!
Are you mentally fit to be on the internet?

>>28532046
they're both prototypes are they not?

>>28532341
>copes about age
>*post older cars that are faster*
>moves the goalpost and copes about """specs"""
>*ignores the fact that the N attack and ACR-X are the same spec and are both designated as "track only" by their respective manufacturers
>*the ACR-X is even cheaper*

nissan should've just called it the CTR. which stands for Cope Touring Racer. because all i ever hear is cope every time a faster car is brought up. just take the L holy shit.

>>28532046
>IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! WE MADE OUR RACE CAR OUT OF A SEDAN!!!!!!

Well that was a pretty retarded thing to do lmao
Now you're a full minute off the pace!

>>28532517
N-Attack isn't track only lol, they are street legal

>>28532643
maybe Poo-rsche should make their sedan a racecar that way they wouldn't be bleeding sales

>>28532700
>makes thread about laptimes
>gets btfo
>moves goalposts to sales numbers

Yeah how does the bugmobile do for sales numbers retard?

>>28532714
>laptimes
so post a Taycan that is faster than the SU7 then lol

>>28532717
>noooOooooOoOoo you're not allowed to compare that car, you're only allowed to compare with the car I say!!!!

>>28532721
so you can't post a faster EV Poo-rsche? lol

>>28532730
>IT HAS TO BE EV!!!!
>ICE ENGINES ARE CHEATING!!!!!!

>>28532738
still waiting lol

>>28532743
Sorry bruz I'm going to keep cheating, I don't really care if ICE engines get your bussy busted up

>>28532752
that's fine, but eurocucks are going to ban gas engines and Poo-rsche can't make a faster EV than Xiaomi.

Eurocucks are going to ban ICE race cars?

>>28532755
they probably will considering how much of a cucked up peninsula they are lol

>>28532757
>T-T-T-THEY PROBABLY WILL
>THAT'S WHY THE BUGMOBILE IS BETTER!!!!!
Amazing cope soiviet

>u-ur c-coping S/o/viet!!!
ayyy lmaooo

>>28532783
>inb4 "THOSE DON'T COUNT!!!!! CHEATING!!!!!!"

>b-buy what about this irrelevant ICE cars
and I am the one who is supposedly coping lol

>NooOOoOOoOo ICE IS CHEATING

bussy irreparably btfo

turns out he is the one coping and was just projecting

another flawless victory for strong muscular ICECHADS

>>28531497
post caused a MASSIVE spergout LOL!!!

>>28533162
>Poorezo
lol

>>28533360
kek, never gets old

chinkslop shilling leftypol bunkerchud /n/iggers tongue my anus

>>28531497
guilty as charged !

>>28533360
>Prez/poo/ still trying to safe face after this
kek

>>28535382
HOW CAN HE SAFE FACE
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

ARGHHHH PREZO!!!

>>28536424
Wow, this sure showed S/o/viet not to mess with you anymore Prez/poo/!