Thread 28530027

ARE WE STILL CRAGLIST BOOMER POSTING? I KNOW WHAT I GOT DONT "TEXT" ME CALLS ONLY

>>28530027 (OP)
Bro if it weren't for the badge I'd assume it's another Ford Explorer. I have 100% face blindness when it comes to SUV's I don't care for those "trucks but worse" vehicles.

I enjoy looking at ads from thirdies/ESLs

>>28530027 (OP)
These got popular with offroad guys so they are often inflated.

>>28530027 (OP)
>YEP MICKEY THOMPSON RIMS

>>28532157
>nevr curry dog in ca
doubtful

>>28530027 (OP)
this seems like a pretty good deal, eh?

>>28533102
He definitely ate dog curry in that car.

>>28532157
I think that's just aussie accent put into written text.

>>28533188
No, that's an Indian accent put into text.
>is good ca saar, neva curry dog

I think Sarah is delusional.
>not a showroom car

>>28533340
>"not a daily commuter"
>ruined drivers seat and 250k kilometers on it

>>28533167
Yeah that seems like a good deal. Shouldn't be too hard to repair or get parts for.
>>28533340
Fuck I want that.

>>28532147
Explorers are basically the only ones I recognize instantly because I'm always on the lookout for pigs

>>28530027 (OP)
what point did you think you were making op?

my favorite from a few years ago

>>28533430
bruh you can buy a used wrong wheel drive track car for 2k and that chud asking for tree fitty for a dusty ass honda hell no nigga

>>28533193
what kind of indian gives their kid pedro as a name though? although that could also be a fake/random name too

>>28532157
Poo's used to love those things, the Foulcan, Commowhore and Aurion sedans were like peak beater for Indians just because they were so fucking huge and had some actual power compared to whatever third world shitboxes they used to have back home.
I don't miss living in Sydney, or curry dogs

>>28533430
Its a sweet nugget but still. Paying more than $500 just seems so wrong... 3500 is a complete disconnect from this reality

>>28530027 (OP)
what is causing this madness in second hand prices?

>>28532157
>Ford Falcon Saddam

>ITS ALSO A TROPHY CAR
I'm convinced boomers grew up on a different planet where they think their car winning a $20 trophy at the local car show of 12 cars means anything.
>147,000 mile daily driver
>you're getting a brand new car

lel at the fact the stealership thinks it will even sell this hunk of junk.

>>28533902
What is it with Boomers never getting AC repaired?

>>28534080
Dude thinks his car is worth $15k because some boomer probably paid that much to get it restored with a new interior and paint job. When they get an estimate of $3500 to replace all of the 30 year old AC system and $1500 to fix valve cover gaskets they scoff thinking they shouldn't have to pay 33% the value of the car just before selling to have working AC again knowing they cannot sell the car for $20k. Realistically he probably inherited or bought it from some other boomer for $8k trying to flip it but doesn't want to dump any money into it.

>>28533915
They're hoping some youtuber will call to negotiate to $15-20k, and even then thats about $15k overpriced. For those unaware; they were $60k cars new, but Fisker is out of business and its known most of the cars are bricking themselves because they can no longer contact Fisker servers for updates. Even former Fisker employees have confirmed the problem and that there really isn't a fix for it. RichRebuilds I think has a couple videos on his being bricked, him temporarily fixing some stuff on the car, and now there are major problems again.

>>28533762
that's a classic Range Rover, with the Buick V8

>>28533902
Cover gasket is pocket change and all of 40 min work at worst including cleaning the goo off your hands.
Really depends with 'ac dun werk'
Chances are the fucking thing just needs regassing and there's like dozens of alternative-OEM compressor manufacturers out there that its just a matter of finding one with the cheapest shipping most of the time. Chuck it in, 2hr tops, change the belts, go get a dude to gas it up and check for leaks.

Anyone that can't manage that will also have been the same kind of degenerate that never changes oil, diff or transmission fluids either

>>28534146
>diagnosing a boomers diagnosis of a 30 year old car maladies
Nothing you said matters.
>just needs some freon!
oh, I see, you're a boomer that overcharges an AC by 2 pounds saying it blows ice cold knowing the buyer won't notice its got a catastrophic problem and gets to eat the good repair cost. How very characteristic of you.

>car has no brakes
>not sure why

>>28532353
ok but does it run?

>>28534095
Yea, you need to contact that "Empress" tranny who cracks Denuvo, in order to blast through the firmware, deactivate the phone-home shit, and stop the OS from attempting suicide.

I saw one dude that was selling a motorcycle.
>no title
Who buys something like that without a title?

>>28534413
Nah, lets just assume you're a fucking dumbshit or spastic cripple
I said
>go get a dude to gas it up and check for leaks
There's nothing stopping anyone from getting a generic compressor and pulley off the half dozen people who make these things, even my older 28 y/o car I can find a AC unit I think it cost me about $150 US and shipped halfway across the world for fuck all. After that, think most I've ever paid for R-134A or R-1234YF is about 100 bucks
Which you'd know if you owned a car

>>28532157
How tf did this nigga get a visa?

>>28534731
>3 new tires
I know it’s a beater, but come on.

>>28534080
After the condensor cracking a year after I replaced it and moving where people consider anything above 85F "hot" I refuse to deal with the trouble of fixing it.

>>28535140
Just install gentoo on it.

>>28535140
Imagine having a car that can be rendered unusable because it stops getting software updates. I'd never.

>>28535409
I'm convinced beaners are on all 7 continents

>>28530027 (OP)
>DONT "TEXT" ME CALLS ONLY

I put this in my kijiji ads and then don't respond to replies, weeds out the retarded indians that can't/wont follow instructions.

>>28533915
>>28534095
I live near NYC and remember Hurricane Sandy ruining anything that was actually on the water, including a dock full of these. Naturally, they all exploded. Remember also that the Chinese manufacturer behind the batteries went bankrupt earlier that year (2012) after having to recall their shit batteries.

>salvage title
>same seller selling 12 cars
>all pics in the back of a shopping center
>no dealer license
>asking KBB "very good" price

>>28539992
>testing the waters
every time
although...
>$14,888
heh

>>28535409
Driving for Uber or making food deliveries, they're jobs exclusively occupied by thirdies since nobody else here wants to do them.

>>28533902
>hasn't been on a wet road since I've owned it
This one fucking sends me
What the fuck does that even mean

>>28534731
indian owner?

>>28532157
Not even remotely convincing spanglish. This reads like some racist boomer trying to be chinese.

>>28540498
It's because he's an Indian.

>>28540496
Doesn't sound ESL to me and us jeets don't even what a geo metro is. It's camrys and accords only for jeet families.

>>28540496
A different kind of Indian maybe, could be Native American/American Indian, they live round those parts of New York state.

>>28530027 (OP)
1998 MERCEDES E300D DIESEL
330K MILES
TORN SEATS
RUST
NEED PAINTJOB
NEED MOTOR MOUNTS
NEEDS A/C
NEEDS SUSPENSION WORK
NEEDS EXHAUST MANIFOLD
$5,000 FIRM NO TIREKICKERS
I BOUGHT NEW 25 YEARS AGO DO NOT LOWBALL ME I WILL CALL THE POLICE

>>28535098
WHAT PART OF THREE MICKEY THOMPSON RIMS DID YOU NOT HEAR SON?

>>28539992
>>still owes money on a 12 year old car
This is going to be a much more common occurrence, what with women and dudes on $50k buying $70k trucks and suvs.

Well?

>>28542973
The equinox will be slow as balls with a stretched chain until about 5000 rpm (ask me how i know) but it WILL make it there. If you can do the chains and cam phasers the equinox will live a long time. Btw these had the 3.0 not the 3.6.

>>28534095
There's a group in NYC that actually runs a ton of them as taxis. Somehow managed to figure out the updates and parts

https://www.cbtnews.com/fisker-oceans-receives-second-chance-as-part-of-nyc-rideshare-fleet/

>>28542973
I take the based blobeye and roll steam coast to coast

>>28532353
>front end smashed harder than Billie Eyelash at a hood party
>acts like he's selling fucking rare amazon gold, like he's doing you a fucking favor just by letting you view this machine
God I love how fucking retarded boomers are

>>28533340
I think Sarah used AI write the entire ad.

>>28533902
>>28540493
Another thing I love about boomer ads. They love to boast about shit that nobody cares about
>yep, she ain't had a drop of rain hit her body her whole life
>never driven on a bumpy road
>no food or drinks ever within a 10ft radius
>tire pressure never fell below spec even once, yep all 4 of em

>>28539992
>Katana Shifter :)
>testing the waters
>lol
>custom cosmetic work
>proceeds to list shit nobody wants
>certified rebuild
>STILL OWING
>ON A 2013 POS FR-S
This fucker bought this piece of shit the year I graduated high school, I've graduated college and been working in the field for 6 years and he still owes fucking money on it

>>28534731
Too bad it's not a 3 cyl.

>>28543465
if i ever sell my barge im going to include at least one action shot of it on the local circuit. or some kind of picture that'll have the same energy as that craigslist ad for a dodge caravan that had a pic of it airborne lmao

For you

>>28543533
which came first?

>>28535530
Man anything above 70° is hot

>>28543533
eh wasn't that funny, made me smile. reactions are overboard

>>28530027 (OP)
>NOT FOR LITTLE BOYS OR KEYBOARD BANDITS

>>28535149
crime doers

>>28543581
This is the original

>>28543581
Also here's the original uncensored one

>>28545444
fuck i didn't even realise i posted a censored version. was hard enough to find it through jewgle as it was already

>>28530027 (OP)
>2007 Lexus
Dude just admit you are poor and take the bus

>>28542973
maseratti and pic rel.

Not technically a boomerposting, but holy shit this grandson must be retarded, and grandad is probably unaware his car is for sale.
>no low ballers are trades thank u for reading

>>28547890
That'd be a post I offer $2000 and ask when rent is due.

>be europoor
>want a nissan 350z since they are dirt cheap, around 5k euros
>”Hmm if my first car is an rwd sportscar I’ll probably end up on a tree. I’ll just be responsible and buy a skoda”
>fast forward 5 years
>they now cost 15k (even more than a 370z did five years ago)
Jesus fuck

They also threw 300 horsepower infinitis at you pre-covid for chimp change and now they ask an arm and a leg

>>28547745
Sold by now surely, if that's a recent listing.

>>28550849
Still up but that means nothing on CL. Is $9k just the going price for any miata now?

>>28550609
>350z for 5k
in what world?

>>28542973
WRX by far the best option, even if you have to put in water every hour.

>I'm not putting a price up because I want to entertain offers. Text if interested and come take a look. Give me an offer on the spot and drive it home.
Please do as I did an impulse purchase this car for a bit too much money!

I feel like emailing him every hour offering $4000 until he scraps the car out of frustration.

>>28551196
>matching green hardtop
looks black to me

Why does this read like it was written by AI? It feels so soul-less and no effort, like the seller actually doesn't want to sell. I highly doubt a dodge is worth this much too.

>>28543497
>that craigslist ad for a dodge caravan that had a pic of it airborne
The what now?
>>28551224
It reads just like the AI generated product descriptions on ebay, especially the last part.

>No power steering, no power windows… and no driver side door, and the passenger door is bungeed shut
AAIIEEE

>>28551212
The hard top does look green in another photo. What do you think?

>>28547745
Is this guy smarter?
>https://albany.craigslist.org/cto/d/melrose-1990-mazda-miata-miles-light/7870516163.html

>>28550609
Bro I can barely find a used 2010 polo for 5k, the European car market is a fucking joke. I don’t know a single gel person who bought their car without the bank helping them.

huh. Thats cool. Not $35,000 cool, but okay.

>>28552008
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing markers.

>>28552009
That is fucking cool and would be a great toy for $10k.

>>28547745
>grandad is probably unaware his car is for sale
The grandad's probably dead anon.

>2007
>$18,000

>>28551338
I think he should've made it black like the car

>>28553842
Hence why I just want to send him lowball offers for being a jackass.

>>28545430
That could actually be one of the Hazard cars that someone repaired and drove for awhile before crashing.

>>28555080
That Altima will do the trip without a sweat

>>28555080
Honestly, 328. N52s are solid engines.

>>28555080
I328 Or altima

the altima is like basically a renault cosplaying as a nissan so like its gonna be stupid easy to unfuck if it has issues, however both will just make it fine and dandy

>>28555080
I love my n52 328

>>28543533
thats the car from Death Proof btw

>>28555080
truck or genesis
no fucking way will i ever get caught in a fucking altima

>>28551224
>>28551255
I dunno, I've seen ads with that sort of bullshit for years and I always thought they were copy/pasted from some "professional" car sales site or something. That said, I'm sure AI could accurately mimic "Junior Collector Vehicle Content Write-Up Associate" if you wanted it to.

>>28551255
there was a craigslist ad that got slightly viral. asking 600 (or was it 800?) bucks for some beater dodge caravan and one of the pics had it mid-air after it jumped a dirt ramp
the one line i remember from the ad:
>will be used and abused until sold

>>28555080
The F150 all day, it will make it. You don't need all 8 to cruise and who knows, that misfire may self heal.

>>28557381
i would've posted it if i found it. for some reason it has been difficult to find

>>28550609
Been there
Looking to buy first car
Find a70 dupra with 3.0tt and manual(probably7m) for 3k in good nick
Now good luck finding a supra this cheap

>>28550609
>infiniti
>chimp change

>>28532157
>pedro
>falcon
>unfunny extremely tryhard description
>isnt even a joke listing

>>28545014
>reactions are overboard
the reactions are there as psychological conditioning you make you think it's funny. If you saw that exact post in this thread while scrolling, you wouldn't even chuckle.

>>28540493
roughly translates to
>original tires
>afraid it'll spin out

>>28533699
It's a called price gouging and price fixing.. and anchoring. If everyone does it, then they simply cannot be bought for $500. When they all decide "I know what I got" they set the minimum market price

>>28557381
No

>>28555311
Damn I just noticed the White Challenger in the corner

>>28542973
The Equinox will probably do it badly but it will do the whole trip. Can't say the same about the other three.

>>28555080
If the Altima somehow still runs after eight nogs and a bad crash, then it's probably indestructible and a ninth dipshit can't kill it.

>>28550609
no worries now for 5k you can buy a 20 year old skoda vrs
if you want a 20 year old seat leon cupra it'll be 10k though

>>28558270
Oh yeah, I fucking love 120 horsepower “”””sport””” skoda and seat

>>28558279
oi bruv it's 150hp yeah? a bloody racecar innit tune it and it'll be 180 mate

last one. I'll stop shitting up the thread

>>28559970
The only bad choice would be the cadillac. I think the 3 other GM cars could make it with extra fluids in the trunk

>>28559970
Corvette or Tahoe

>>28559970
This is a bad one because the C4 is the only car of the four that doesn't obviously have issues, and therefore is the obvious pick to cruise across the continental US as loudly as possible.

>>28530027 (OP)
Good to see brand damaged individuals believing ching chong mobile is worth that much. And they wouldn't ask if the zoomers didn't pay.

>>28533340
Absolutely shameless chatgpt written ad

>>28559970
Corvette easily. Not even close. Great reliability, great fuel economy, great power. Plus you can pull some GILF pussy on the way.

>>28560453
obsessed

>>28559970
My car IRL is an 87 fiero with the V6 and a coolant leak so not far off lol

>>28559970
Corvette if it doesn't get pulled over.

>>28559970
Buy some ear plugs and enjoy the boomer cruise.

>>28552009
Fun-fact: Mercedes wanted to stop making these in 1977, but kept getting so many requests that they kept making them in batches until 1995. They are still very common in rural german fire-brigades.
Good examples seem to go for 19k€ roughly over here, since they are still popular work-trucks all over the third world. I've also found one similarly priced to that one but that a freshly restored one. Then again, north america never officially got them, so good luck finding a better one I guess.

>>28561098
Nice bite of info, euroanon. It really is an oddity and kinda cool, but probably not $35,000 cool considering the options and the likely buyer of this vehicle. It'll be some bearded nerd that wants a quirky off roader. This 5-ton will never have to traverse mud ever again.

>>28530027 (OP)
I don’t let people text me for things I have listed because it filters out 90% of the riff raff. If they’re a serious buyer, they’ll call me. Hearing their voice also allows me to screen out the melanin enriched.

>>28561327
I demand email for similar reasons. Email addresses tell me something about them. It forces them to write something so I can roughly gauge how stupid they are. If they just send me a lowball offer they're morons. if they tlk like this u knw they dumbbbbbbbbb thx. If its some boomer that shares a story about how they had one back in 1969 when they cost $28 and a coke and wow look at the price today I know exactly who I'm talking to. Then occasionally you get a sperg (like me) that has a list of 37 irrelevant questions about the item being sold. You answer them and the sperg is usually sated to buy.

>>28561334
Based

>>28559970
couldn't you just buy a bunch of steel wool and fiberglass and shove it in the tailpipe of the corvette to make a ghetto glass pack?

>>28560431
The issue with that one is less mechanical and more getting pulled over by every cop that comes within a mile of you