Thread 28530820

>>28530820 (OP)
>uninsured puerto rican weaving in and out of traffic and through the breakdown lane crashes into someone and flips his 2003 honda civic
>traffic at a dead stop for 3 hours minimum

>>28530820 (OP)
Thanks to photos like these, I appreciate my remote work at home.

>>28530820 (OP)
broom broom goy ;^)

>>28531092
needs oil and car megacorps laughing in the back

>>28530857
sorry goy but you gotta back to the office, need to stimulate the $23 salad and $7 cup of coffee local economy

>>28531100
exactly, you don't want to disappoint elon, right anon, you're not a bad goy, right? who owns the press, hello?
- posted from my elon-x brainchip account

>>28531109
40 hours a week is literally full time.

bumper to /n/igger

Not my problem.

>>28530820 (OP)
>willingly choose to live in one of the most dense cities in the US
>complain about traffic
People are retarded.

>>28532704
*Hits oil patch*

>>28530820 (OP)
ONE MORE LANE BRO
JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO
ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX IT
WE JUST NEED ONE MORE LANE

>Summer vacation!
>time to get on the trai-ACK

>>28532910
ONE MORE TRAIN LINE BRO
JUST ONE MORE LINE BRO
ONE MORE LINE WILL FIX IT
WE JUST NEED ONE MORE LINE

I love how these threads devolve into one or two retards screeching until the bump limit about how the only alternative to cities being carved up by 8 lane stroads is being forced to ride buses full of niggers and jeets and living in a commie tower block

>>28532934
It's a board for people who like cars. Don't think too hard.
It's like going to /ck/ and saying you think cooking sucks so everyone should just get nutrients through an IV then expecting them to agree with you. It's a troll thread, so expect lots of dumbass childish bullshit.

>>28532934
>and living in a commie tower block
majority of the world's population (ignoring Africa and Asia) grew up in apartments where you had neighbors above, below, left, and right of you. It's not even something that bothers them by adulthood. Not to mention the cost to move to the country side is outrageous and in a lot of countries doing so means you lose a lot of amenities

>>28532951
Moving to the country side is cheap unless you want to move to some touristy place.

>>28532945
Cooking with only a college student's pantry sucks, that's the better analogy. I would rather see more options for normgroids so they get the fuck off of the roads and the car market doesn't have to cater to them as much. Nobody is suggesting taking a fucking mountain train ride over a rip through a mountain highway for fun.

Saars, how much more lane to fix?

>>28532951
And most sardines are packed into metal cans too

>>28532934
>stroads
Anything you say has zero value because of your use of retarded made-up memewords
I cordially wish you a pleasant suicide
Don't bother replying, I don't give a fuck what your explanation is

>>28530822
No, we drive Nissans when were poor. No Hondas cuz those are for Mexicans and they’re beneath us in the hispanic hierarchy.

Idiot gringo!

kill /n/iggers

>>28533281
That's not true. Plenty more are alive and well in waters

>>28531100
you know you can bring your own salad and coffee from home, right?

>car pool lane only
how often is this restriction disregarded by ermm, highly-melaninated individuals and other similar sort?

>>28533589
Problem solved.

>>28532877
Don't tailgate James Bond.

>>28530820 (OP)
DUDE JUST WAGECÜCK FOR 50 YEARS, LMAO

>>28533760
This is what South Florida is becoming. Then those same assholes that move here also complain about how bad the traffic is. We need to gas the transplants.

>>28530820 (OP)
>>28533760
corn syrup pilled

>>28530820 (OP)
one more lane

>summer
>everyone fucks off to the seaside
>summer vacation for highschoolers
>can drive in the city with reasonable traffic

>>28532945
I live in Europe. I like cars. It's fun revving the nuts off my shitbox on my 15 minute daily commute to work (would take 1 hour using public transit). Whenever I have to go downtown somewhere I pull my phone and check trip estimates: 30 minutes by car painfully inching through the city, or 40 minutes by train; so I take the train and just shitpost on my phone. It's nice having options, and it doesn't somehow invalidate liking cars.

>>28530820 (OP)
>Blob eye Impreza
>300zx
>multiple civics and a del sol
>camaro
>pignose 180sx
Gotta be 2007ish. God I miss those days.

>>28530820 (OP)
TELL ME WHEN TO GO

>>28533770
>This is what South Florida is becoming.
This is what the whole country is becoming because we really REALLY must import browns.

>>28533331
brown is brown

>>28534968
yep and blumphers still support him importing millions every years

>>28533827
I don't recognize anything newer than 2003
>>28535051
you have to go back

>>28535075
At the very least I see a MY05+ facelifted New Beetle (just below img center). It does remind me of '07ish.

>>28535051
are you retarded

I rent 1 mile from my workplace, shit is cash

>>28535232
>rent
sad

>>28530820 (OP)
Here we thought cars were getting too blobby and ugly not knowing just how bed things would get.

>>28533597
Someone tried this with a wooden dummy painted to look like someone and someone else did with a mannequin. They both were caught.

>>28535282
Much like with running from the cops, you only hear about the ones that get caught.

>>28535232
>Not renting at the workplace
never gonna learn

>>28534968
But I was told that ever since the ICE raids traffic is perfect now?

>>28535232
I would do that, but then they would expect me to show up 4 days a week. I intentionally live far away so I could get an exemption and I show up only once or twice a week. Sure I lose a decent chunk of my life to comuooooting but at least it forces me to listen to audiobooks.

>>28535292
I lived at a place that had staff housing. Shit was actually SO cash.