Elon actually invests in infrastructure, unlike other brands.
>The Tesla Diner & Drive-In is technically a place for Tesla drivers to charge their EVs and maybe get hamburgers, hot dogs, or other classic diner menu items (which Eater shared in full). The diner, according to Not a Tesla App, is loaded with Tesla-branded merchandise, an Optimus robot, and two 45-foot LED movie screens — clearly hoping to attract more than just Tesla owners.
>It’s too early to tell if the diner, which boasts 80 v4 Supercharger stalls and a drive-in movie theater that syncs with speakers inside a driver’s Tesla, will become an enduring fixture of Hollywood. The long lines of people who queued up Monday morning suggests it will attract crowds for a while, however.

>12 bucks
A scam

>>28530946 (OP)
>4 strips of bacon for fucking $12

>>28530946 (OP)
>Epic Bacon!

I don't care. I'm still going to only drive V8s

>>28531000
>>28531005
acting poor is why you remain poor. Elon should be an inspiration for you.

>>28531007
not an argument

>>28531020
No, spending retarded amounts of money on overpriced bullshit is how you remain poor.

>>28531033
trump actually has a book on that

>>28531020
Keep up bootlickers

>>28531043
I do not think I will be taking advice from the businessman retarded enough to bankrupt three casinos (plus three other bankruptcies filed prior to his election).

>>28531074
yet he is still more successful than you. curious

>>28531074
we’re talking about the billionaire president of the united states here, right?

>>28531005
I'd pay $3 for a thick strip of bacon cooked perfectly, or $5 if it was wrapped up in a tortilla with crunchy leaves

>>28531020
>Elon should be an inspiration for you
Fuck no.

>>28531144
https://bankruptcy-toledo.com/fact-checking-donald-trump-has-filed-bankruptcy-six-times/
Yes

>>28531159
that was before the faggot flipped on his agenda because it was more profitable
this nigga has zero political opinions, he just says whatever makes him the most money.

>>28531005
>>28531000
>>28530946 (OP)
>charging redditors $12 to eat le epic bacon

Perhaps I've judged you too harshly, Elon

>>28531074
>he thinks he actually wrote the book
damn you really are dumb well whatever enjoy your funko pops and anime figures poorfag

>>28531300
I dump far too much money into my shitboxes to bother with useless bullshit like funko pops

>>28531005
it's thick cut tho

>>28531007
>>28531281
Do sneeditors still think the bacon meme is funny? Asking unironically. I havent been on there since /v/ beat reddit in tribes ascend.

>>28530946 (OP)
I wouldn't pay $3 for all four let alone $3 per strip.

That's me over there shooting smack and smoking a bong in front of the children and laughing at everyone buying overpriced pig fat.
I don't even have an EV, just here for the laughs.

>>28530946 (OP)
Businesses that invest in novelty concessions aren't improving the product they present.