Thread 28531873

Why don’t zoomers name their cars?

>>28531873 (OP)
>zoomers owning cars.
Anon I....

>>28531881
Soon you what?

i let my bf name mine. i think it's cute and endearing, like the same you would do for a pet.

>>28531873 (OP)
Why do you need to name your car?
You do know it is just plastic and metal right? I does not care if you name it

Give me one good reason for naming my car
Give me one single advantage naming my car could possibly bring into my life

>>28531903
>i'm so quirky because i like pp in my butthole
no one asked.

>>28531907
i also like touching his knee instead of the shifter when i check which gear i'm in sometimes.

>28531873
Similarly to pilot call signs, they're only acceptable if they're bestowed by someone else. Otherwise they're cringe af.

>>28531984
This. Model name/code until then.

>>28531873 (OP)
I mean one of my friends called my Equinox an Equifax so now I use that to refer to it half the time

>>28531873 (OP)
I always call my civic "civic" with an exaggerated kawaii tone. Does that count

I call my rx7 Harvey Rice because it’s rotarded

>>28531873 (OP)
I have a 2014 Prius I painted orange and rigged up the horn to play Dixie and I call it the General Pri

I call my black and white 9C1 "Shamu"

>>28531873 (OP)
Why do millennials name their cars is the better question

>>28531873 (OP)
That's cringe

I drive a black car, I call it nigger, I threaten to whip it when it runs out of gas

I unironically don't name anything. When I owned 2 turtles I looked up names to give them because the vet needed them. And it felt cringy to hear the vet call them that. If I owned a cat I would call it "cat". The only exception I would make to that is a dog, and only because it responds to its name. What's even the point of naming anything that doesn't care what its name is,

Mine have names.

This one is called Salt Bat, it's a Bonneville land speed record car project.

>>28536179

HMS Battleship Clarkson

>>28536182

Lamar

>>28536186

Crusher Camaro, my girlfriend's family was going to send it off to a junkyard because they have money and it was a college beater and they offered it to me for free and I snatched it up. 305 smog dog and 700r4