Why don’t zoomers name their cars?

>>28531873 (OP)
>zoomers owning cars.
Anon I....

>>28531881
Soon you what?

i let my bf name mine. i think it's cute and endearing, like the same you would do for a pet.

>>28531873 (OP)
Why do you need to name your car?
You do know it is just plastic and metal right? I does not care if you name it

Give me one good reason for naming my car
Give me one single advantage naming my car could possibly bring into my life

>>28531903
>i'm so quirky because i like pp in my butthole
no one asked.

>>28531907
i also like touching his knee instead of the shifter when i check which gear i'm in sometimes.

>28531873
Similarly to pilot call signs, they're only acceptable if they're bestowed by someone else. Otherwise they're cringe af.

>>28531984
This. Model name/code until then.

>>28531873 (OP)
I mean one of my friends called my Equinox an Equifax so now I use that to refer to it half the time

>>28531873 (OP)
I always call my civic "civic" with an exaggerated kawaii tone. Does that count

I call my rx7 Harvey Rice because it’s rotarded