*Blocks your Path*
How do you respond without getting upset?

There are two perfectly good breakdown lanes right there.

>>28532842
It they are blocked

>>28532847
I guess I'd just drive normally behind it then? That's nothing worth getting upset over.
Go-go gadget extendable suspension!

>>28532842
>breakdown lanes
You mean shoulders? It's illegal to drive on those unless you're pulling over. Trucks like that also are usually escorted by police out midwest/west so they will 100% pull you over for doing an illegal pass on them

I didn't know my path was flyover-land.

>>28532888
No shit it's illegal. Have a little fun sometime, it's 4chan. I wouldn't actually do that. I have passed individual cars on the shoulder before back when dashcams were less common, wouldn't anymore.

>>28532897
flyover states are some of the best for roadtripping and i'm tired of people who drive only the interstates dissing them.

>>28532840 (OP)

>>28532935
That's a computer render, no Merc owner would dare go an inch off pavement

>>28532840 (OP)
Trucks should pull over every so often when travelling through narrow roads.
>t. drives truck frequently

>>28533250
pulling that thing over is like a 2 hour ordeal, I doubt they have the time for that in their schedule.

>>28532840 (OP)
I have my wife gag on my cock until traffic clears up. She refuses to give me road head above 35mph, heard some story about a chick biting her man's cock off in a wreck and believes it will happen to us. I'm fine with wide loads, since I'll be putting one or two of my own down her throat.

Just pull into a gas station and fill up your tank, take a leak and grab a cold Gatorade.
By the time you get back on the road it will be gone.
Not an issue.

>>28533361
how do you deal with adjacent drivers looking your way?

>>28533390
thumbs up

>>28533383
yeah I do this to, but never on a highway.
>fight yourway for 30 minutes in the left lane trying to break through a wall of morons
>an hour later you need to pull over to get gas
>8 minutes to get gas
>back on the highway and now you are stuck behind the same cucksucker from earlier impeding the left lane

On winding roads, if there is some moron taking a leisure drive, I will pull off, count to 60 seconds from the last car, and pull back in. sometimes I catch up to the same moron. Pull off again, enjoy a smoke, get back on when traffic passes.
See a faggot towing a boat. Pull over for a 5 minute break, drink a beer, enjoy the vistas.

>>28532840 (OP)
in civilized countries these types of super-heavy transports are done at night when the least amount of people are inconvenienced by it, not in bright fucking daylight

>>28534375
Ah yes at the time when visibility is lowest and you're most likely to run into sleepy or drunk drivers, I'm also sure people trying to get to their homes at 3 am are the most reasonable and understanding of traffic delays.

>>28532898
I still pass slowfaglets on the shoulder who cares