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Anonymous No.28534939 [Report] >>28535009 >>28535024 >>28535250 >>28535283 >>28535490
>told coworkers 1 time *after being asked* that i drive a sports car
>now they always tease me about being le epic boyracer
Anonymous No.28534945 [Report] >>28535039
It's called hazing. Don't reply when they bring it up, even nonverbal signals. If they keep doing it, steal from them.
Anonymous No.28535009 [Report] >>28535021 >>28535022
>>28534939 (OP)
>coworker regularly tells me i should get a newer car
>constantly shitting on them but i dont say anything because he's an old fucking niggerfaggot and doesn't know shit so who cares what he thinks
>on way back from job
>he has us stop by to his dumb fucking daughters shitty apartment
>her fuckboy brocoli head boyfriend is there
>brocoli head edgar nigger has some gay orange kia 4 door
>nigger comes back out of the house and tells me 'did you see that orange car? now that's a race car'
p No.28535016 [Report] >>28535273
>not being self-employed

skill issue
Anonymous No.28535021 [Report]
>>28535009
He was probably kidding with you as part of the long-running thread of banter about cars between you. Maybe your 'tism doesn't pick up on sarcastic jokes unless there's a crazy facial expression or obvious sarcastic tone?
Anonymous No.28535022 [Report] >>28535507
>>28535009
Well what's your car anyways?
Anonymous No.28535024 [Report]
>>28534939 (OP)
No they don't.
Anonymous No.28535039 [Report]
>>28534945
Do what Joey Diaz did and steal just one shoe. Then after some time keep asking them if they ever found their shoe.
Anonymous No.28535250 [Report] >>28535264
>>28534939 (OP)
what was the exact question and answer?
Anonymous No.28535264 [Report] >>28535266 >>28535445 >>28536087
>>28535250
It's embarrasing to be older than 25 and driving a sports car o algo asi
Anonymous No.28535266 [Report] >>28535281 >>28535651
>>28535264
It's embarrasing to give up on the joys of life because what some morons thing
Anonymous No.28535273 [Report] >>28536087
>>28535016
my penis is exactly that size
Anonymous No.28535281 [Report] >>28535297 >>28535304 >>28535319
>>28535266
I agree I've overheard coworkers chuckle with eachother about how they spend holidays like thanksgiving, christmas, 4th of july, etc vegetating on fucking tiktok even though they have families and shit. And I believe it too because they watch tiktok in the break room. God it's a fucking nightmare hearing a bunch of coworkers have ai text to speech brainrot you'd except from zoomers on full blast. If some tiktok obsessed normalfag tells me I need to "grow up" they fuck right off.
Anonymous No.28535283 [Report] >>28536087
>>28534939 (OP)
Maybe they are being sincerely admiring. Are you sure you're not being overly negative? If not, then they should be admiring.
Anonymous No.28535297 [Report] >>28535304
>>28535281
God I fucking hate this, worst part is the tiktok brainrot blasting fuckwits are like in their 40s and 50s, fucking hell let me eat my microwave pizza in peace, I don't want to see your fucking slop videos.
Anonymous No.28535304 [Report]
>>28535281
>>28535297
Yes, I've never seen anyone under 45 use tiktok. 60-somethings watch AI garbage on tiktok with the volume on in the breakroom and giggle. It's awkward, they clearly want me to watch with them, they interrupt everything to show me whatever shit they think is hilarious. I'm on my fucking lunch break, let me eat my salisbury steak and read the news in peace goddamnit, breaks are for getting away from people.
Anonymous No.28535319 [Report]
>>28535281
IDK what's worse
That or the retard that's constantly showing me instathots
Anonymous No.28535432 [Report]
>stealing
niggerish advices
Anonymous No.28535445 [Report]
>>28535264
This sounds like supreme cope from people who can't afford to enjoy themselves. It's embarrassing to be older than 25 and driving a car you "need" rather than "want". Reminds me of a guy I know who had to sell the 427 Cobra replica that he was in the middle of building to buy a Vauxhall Zafira 'cause he had another kid on the way. Kids ruin everything.
Anonymous No.28535490 [Report]
>>28534939 (OP)
>boss says for the umpteenth time that my car is the biggest waste of my money
>this time he says it in front of other people and not just within my department
>immediately remind him of the time he spent 500 bucks on a spark plug and oil change for his 2020 rav4
>everyone immediately looks at him and either says he got taken to the cleaners or asks if he really did that
>immediately gets defensive while i'm desperately trying not to laugh my ass off in front of everyone
Anonymous No.28535507 [Report]
>>28535022
'96 Cavalier
Anonymous No.28535651 [Report]
>>28535266
Life isnt about joy. It's about keeping up appearances and also paying taxes
Anonymous No.28536087 [Report]
>>28535264
Im under 25 though
>>28535273
Youre gf must be lucky
She said mine hurts :(
>>28535283
Theyre neutral about it, but its like i give off a 1 dimensional personality.
>see coworker at lunch randomly
>"how's your SPORTS CAR? did you RACE it last weekend?"