Thread 28535488

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Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:50:52 PM No.28535488 >>28535498 >>28535537 >>28535539 >>28535568

>comfortable
>reliable
>fast
>doesnt get too much attention
>near perfect driving experience
>can be driven in any weather
Name a more perfect car than the good old 911.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:52:23 PM No.28535494 >>28535499 >>28535515

what? its literally an impractical overly expensive car to show off how rich you are
the whole point is to get attention
it's the default sports car for conservatives

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:54:10 PM No.28535495 >>28535515 >>28535895

Crown Victoria is all of that AND you can fit a whole deer in the trunk.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:56:21 PM No.28535498 >>28535515

>>28535488 (OP)
I just farted and it smells REAL bad

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:57:18 PM No.28535499 >>28535502

>>28535494
delusional.
if you don’t see the value of a top tier sports car that’s as reliable as a Corolla then I don’t know what to tell you

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 1:59:00 PM No.28535502 >>28535515 >>28535534

>>28535499
>reliable
lol how much do you think repairs run
its a VW beetle and you are paying for
a) rwd
b) a 6 cylinder engine
its a gussies up beetle for balding old men and bored housewives who want to show off their status

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 2:06:33 PM No.28535509 >>28535515 >>28535538 >>28535861 >>28535886

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its reliable if you spend the cost of another car on "preventative maintenance".

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 2:15:03 PM No.28535515 >>28535542

>>28535494
>>28535495
>>28535498
>>28535502
>>28535509
seething poor

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 2:57:40 PM No.28535534 >>28535542

>>28535502
delusional

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 3:00:44 PM No.28535537

>>28535488 (OP)
LOL why the FUCK did they put that thing on fuckin STILTS like a fuckin MONSTER TRUCK?!? bmaooo0o0o0

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 3:01:48 PM No.28535538

>>28535509
>aka how much does my car cost if I treat it like a true mutt aka like shit, the charts

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 3:02:26 PM No.28535539 >>28535845

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>>28535488 (OP)
LOL why the FUCK did they put that thing on fuckin STILTS like a fuckin MONSTER TRUCK?!? bmaooo0o0o0

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 3:08:43 PM No.28535542

>>28535515
>>28535534
>sorry I want something subtle and practical

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.28535568

>>28535488 (OP)
>doesnt get too much attention
Depends on where you live. You know you've made it when the wage cage you see on the roads are all six figures and up. Otherwise you're going to get lots of attention.

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:33:25 PM No.28535845

>>28535539
Your gaped asshole is wider than that wheel gap

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 7:48:45 PM No.28535861

>>28535509
reliable=/=cheap. ladas are cheap, but they are not reliable

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 8:17:42 PM No.28535886

>>28535509
you’re paying big stonks for maintenance thanks to the rear engine

Anonymous 7/26/2025, 8:26:26 PM No.28535895

>>28535495
>Crown Vic
>Fast
Only if you spend thousands on upgrading the dog that is the 16v 4.6
The Crown Vic is a great car but it's a terrible sports car
Even the Marauder is pretty slow