Why aren't 3 rows truck a thing? Would be great for families and for carrying workers around

>>28535566 (OP)
Well families are getting smaller so 5 spots is enough.
>that many workers carrying that little material.
Just get a crew cab dump truck.

>>28535573
>Well families are getting smaller so 5 spots is enough.
They're gaining weight rapidly so the idea of having three occupants per row is increasingly preposterous.

>>28535566 (OP)
A 23-foot long superduty just isn't enough space, I'd really like it to be a 30-foot long truck that gets 7mpg, carries exactly 2 guys more, and can only haul 1000lbs of material in the bed!

Said nobody.

>>28535583
Some jobs need a truck for light load works and could use the extra passengers

>>28535566 (OP)
If you can't put a 4x8 sheet of plywood in the bed and shut the tailgate, it's not a pickup.

>>28535566 (OP)
Because real trucks have two doors, a bench seat, and an 8 foot bed. The overgrown minivans with decorative 4 foot beds you see infesting the roads are not trucks, they're penis compensation devices used to get Dave and Shelly to and from the office and grocery store.

>>28535857
So make it with an 8 foot bed. Why couldn't it have a big bed?

97% of trucks on the road are empty.

>>28535566 (OP)
you just need a bigger truck

>>28535566 (OP)
Why stop at three rows?

>>28535857
They’re literally just old school lifted full size sedans with open trunks
People forgot how big the trunk was on like the old Lincoln town car type vehicles
People still need the same thing they needed when everyone was buying sedans, which is why two row short bed is most popular.
We’re in a height war, it’s in motorcycles as well as everyone becomes an ADV dad.

Yeah when does it end though?

>>28535875
So are mot car too

>>28535566 (OP)
That thing looks stupid.

>>28535922
No, that's the tahoe or suburban.
What's the matter, those cars are too "girly" for you? You need a truck to be a "man"?

>>28535648
>>28535857
If aliens studied 4chan to learn about human culture, they would think pickups were designed for and built specifically for hauling 8' long pieces of wood and nothing else. Every thread there's always people parroting this idea, like the only reason anyone could ever need a truck is to transport wood, and it MUST be done with the tailgate closed. Bed extenders? Nah. Trailers? Nah. Carrying literally any other thing in the world that isn't conveniently 8' long, not an inch more or less? Nah. Couldn't be. Trucks do one thing and it's moving 8' pieces of wood.

>>28536056
trucklet

>>28535857
you have never worked construction a single day in your life.

>>28536024
>>28536069
bread on hood busriding /n/igger

>>28536114
shut up Mazda 3 fag

>>28536056
Don't forget that it also needs to be a single cab compact truck with its 8' bed at knee level and no technology, not even 4wd because nobody could possibly ever have to drive in deep snow or on any sort of hill in the winter.

>>28535566 (OP)
>this will exist in our lifetime
>a simple single can will not

>>28535999
>So are mot car too
My car gets 4x better mileage. The day i need mulch, i got options.

>>28536069
The real trucklet is the one who doesn't understand that a truck is not a one size fits all tool, and that's exactly why there's so many different sizes and configurations and aftermarket solutions. One man may need a truck to do a job that renders the truck completely useless to another man doing a different job. Those two different men doing different jobs need different trucks built to each do their job as best they can.

>>28536123
not me you retarded faggot

>>28536177
>i
ESL eurocuck

>>28535624
In that case they use vans.