Thread 28536234

1. Porsche
2. Toyota
3. Mercedes
4. Audi
5. Land Rover

How do i updoot this epib wholesome post

porsche be like:
you dont want us to shit on the seats before delivery? thatll be 20k

>>28536356
Oh come on it's not THAT bad.
Let's price out a Porsche!
https://www.porsche.com/usa/models/911/
>Carrera (Trimtragic, has nothing in it)
>$132,000
Lmao what the fuck?
>Porsche 911 0-60 Speed Chart: All Trims & Engines Comparison
https://www.porscheatlantanortheast.com/porsche-911-0-60/
NONE of the Carerras run a sub3 0-60 even WITH the Sport Chrono package.
Which, let's see how much it takes to have a non-sub3 Sport Chrono Carerra:
>$3,640
Lol. Mind you, this only shaves .2s off the 0-60 time, and it's -entirely- because without the Sport Chrono package you don't get launch control, so it's not making your car any faster, you simply need to spend $3700 to have a non-gimp model.

So you can't spec out the
>$132,000 4s slow af Carerra
Or even the Carerra GTS which is
>$176,000
BTW the difference between these two? The GTS has the same engine but the engine control unit (ECU) has been unlocked so it can be tuned. Normally car companies don't lock down the ECU after delivery, but Porsche does so that it's a $50,000 option.
Lol.

Even at nearly $200k you aren't getting sub3 times, so we need to get out of the trimtragic zone.

>911 Turbo
Adding a Turbo to the Carerra costs you $75,000
LOL. A $75,000 fucking turbo kit. Laughable.
But it gets BETTER. This is the UNTUNTED/locked version!

You need to spend $239,000 on the 911 Turbo S so that you can actually fully own the car you paid for.

BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO OPTIONS YET. LOL.
>Paint $15,000
>Wheels $4,000
>Leather & Rear seat delete (Lmao) $10,000
>Exterior Sport package $16,000
>Make the sunroof retractable $2,000
>Doesn't include upgraded brakes, Sport Chrono, or Front Axle Suspension $5,200
>Parking assist and adaptive cruise control are $8,000
>Delivery is an addition $2,000
Total MSRP*
$303,275
Monthly Payment
$5,139.99

$5k a month and it's not even a GT. What a fucking waste of money.

>>28536382
Good post. 911s sell for more than DOUBLE their manufacturing cost. Of course a company aims to maximize profits but what they are doing is legal robbery. Its shamelessly greedy and buying a second hand porsche out of spite even if you can afford a brand new one seems logical, if not morally necessary to me

>>28536414
Well it goes beyond that:
If you look on carfax or any other auto search website, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, etc. are all listed under the "other/exotic" makes whereas Porsche is under the "Common/Popular" makes.
On CarFax:
In the US there are 374 listings for Maserati.
1,316 for Ferrari
1,287 for Bentley
401 for Aston Martin
561 for Lamborghini

4,054 for Porsche. Which is more than all the others combined. So they aren't rare cars by any means, and they have large factories where they build them en masse.

https://www.carfax.com/vehicle/ZHWUC2ZF6HLA06627
Near Boynton Beach, FL
Used 2017 Lamborghini Huracan LP580
$178,500• 42,615 mi
By the time you spend $200,000 on a Porsche, you could own a Lamborghini. Which will turn 2-4x as many heads as a Porsche because there are simply Porsches all over the road.
Boggles the mind that normies really go out of their way to overspend on a normal-ass car. The ONLY worse offender is the Mercedes "G-Wagon".

I see that you brown dogs have been thoroughly raped by Porsche daily. Best remember that brown sons.

>>28536510
Your posts are tasteless, like your preferred brand is.

>>28536510
Fuck off Ramjeet.

>>28536510
based brown son poster

>>28536234 (OP)
ferrari takes the cake by far
every other name on that list besides land rover can make cars with similar performance for a fraction of the price, even while being overpriced themselves

>>28536234 (OP)
Not having Ferrari on this list anywhere is crazy making.
Porche is absolutely understandable.

>>28536563
Stop samefagging you look even more lowbrow than usual.

>>28536573
>>28536569
Explain your reasoning other than "you gotta buy 1 to get the allotment"?

>>28536587
i already explained the reason in the post you quoted

>>28536598
No you didn't.
>ferrari takes the cake by far
>Not having Ferrari on this list anywhere is crazy making.
None of that is an explanation. Are you lowIQ?

>>28536600
speaking of low iq
>every other name on that list besides land rover can make cars with similar performance for a fraction of the price, even while being overpriced themselves

>>28536604
I left out the zoomerspeak because it means nothing.
Land Rover is literally owned by a giant comglomerate from India and that doesn't mention Ferrari at all.

I'm sure that in your mind it's all connected, but what you wrote out is what we call "word salad".

>>28536382
Sport chrono doesn't do anything. The cars come with the launch control logic even without the SC addon. You "people" are seriously stupid niggers with tiny Ameribrains obsessed with 1/4 mile and 0-60 times.

>>28536605
your blind incomprehension of reality is not a fault with what you perceive, it is a fault with your perception
an 'entry level' roma or f8 is twice the cost for half the performance that gets raped by corvette daily (best remember that brown son)
porche amg audi can all make things with the same performance
you can point to multimillion dollar halo models never made in any relevant numbers and are totally irrelevant to you personally that have better specs
ferrari has no fundamental value proposition over any other brand, whether performance or luxury or both, is expensive just for the sake of being expensive
in other words, peak paypig brand for pigs that love paying

>>28536613
>(best remember that brown son)
Opinion Descarted

>>28536613
>>28536614
Let me also add that I highly dislike "new money" people. Your crass/foul language and lowbrow approach to reality make you little more than a wealthy peasant-thief.

>>28536614
facts don't care about your feelings

>>28536616
'Degger thinks you're a different "2g" word.

>>28536619
that's a funny coincidence, It was a coinflip between zizek and heidegger reaction image

>>28536615
>little more than a wealthy peasant-thief
So Ferrari's primary market demographic; why the self hate?

>>28536621
Anyway if you can stop being lowbrow and using potty language I do agree with your points. I could expand the list to 10 to be more specific but I like leaving it at the top 5.
I don't, however, think that Ferrari is paypigging their customers harder than the top 3 who are either selling slop for luxury prices (Mercedes), or placing ridiculous markups on their cars (50-75% for Goyota, 100%+ For Poor-sche)

1. Porsche
2. Toyota
3. Mercedes
4. Ferrari
5. Land Rover

>>28536626
Well you have 2 kinds of Ferrari buyers. "Badgefags" and people who simply want a well-made automobile.
The easiest way to tell if they're in the former or latter category is where the engine is mounted as well. :)

>>28536626
i dont think thats exactly it, ferrari is a car for sadomasochistic bureaucrats who like making things difficult on purpose because they dont know what value is so they appreciate a company that does the same

>>28536640
Well then you have Pagani and Koeniggsegg to add to the list as well, etc.

>>28536642
yes that is true
all but noone who is actually enthusiastic about cars goes for these kinds of things as their first choice, whether they are rich or very rich
(i will make an exception for track rentals - go on and have fun if you want)
the only people who their hoopjumping antics appeal to is other bugmen
porches may be overpriced but at least you can still just buy one and they will still just deliver it
you are a merchant stop acting like you are a priest selling access to power

>>28536659
>porches may be overpriced but at least you can still just buy one and they will still just deliver it
No they also have allotments, lol.

>>28536662
zamn, kali yuga strikes again

>>28536659
>>28536662
https://rennlist.com/forums/992/1460073-how-do-i-get-an-allocation.html
You have to buy whatever 911 is on hand from the dealer and then in a year or two they will maybe give you a 911 you order. No different than Ferrari but you're buying a tarted up Miata from Volkswagen, and 12,000+ used ones exist on the market as opposed to 400. With Ferrari at least you can feel special for being a paypig.

>>28536664
>
Some dealers may require a refundable deposit or no deposit at all to get on an allocation list. Some will let you know the car is being sold for MSRP and some will state some fashion of a dealer mark-up or some sort of added service like PPF, Tire warranty, watch etc. is required for a sale.
https://shop.porsche.com/us/en-US/c/porsche-watches-for-men-and-women
"watch?"
Yeah they literally will make you buy a Porsche-brand watch in some cases before you can get on the allocation list. In addition to buying a 911 they choose for you.
Lol. Ferrari is bad but they're not close to Porsche at all.

>>28536670
i dont think this sort of special olympics is a competition anyone is winning, all bureaucrats are scum, and they've only gotten scummier over time. its risible to claim there's any other major outfits that comes close to beating ferrari on hoopjumping though. selling the idea of 'exclusivity' and making marks feel 'accomplished' via artificial difficulty is literally their whole brand identity. any horror story you can think of you can find worse. well maybe you just really hate porche though and are willing to be slanted to fit that animus

>>28536701
The concept of Porsche is ok, the actuality of it is disgusting to me. The amount of glazing they get is beyond me.

>>28536356
kek

>>28536707
>glazing
Post a vid of you flossing

What the brown dogs yapping about? You get RBP daily brown sons best remember that.

Someone explain the toyota paypig meme to me. They are still pretty cheap in Europe and the trim options arent too outrageous. Ie we only had base and premium trim (for 3k more) for the GR86 before it got cancelled. Not too many options either.

>>28538820
they're coasting on ancient reputation that boomer still remember and have lost their edge. bottom line is you're paying the toyota tax on the purchase but you're not getting the legendary quality and reliability. they're also no longer a bargain

>>28538838
Toyotas are cheap cars, poor son. Get a job. Heck even a 911 is easily achievable if you losers would just
Get
A
Job

>>28539127
Brown son this other lil nigga was asking "why" toyota is on the paypig list so I was explaining it to him.
I know this is an ESL board and my expectations are already low but goddams. Do try to keep up brown son.

>>28539525
What the brown dog yappin about? No one gives a fuck. You get RBP daily brown son. Best remember that.

>>28539881
>*oink oink oink*
>*OINK*!

>>28540596
What the poor son yappin about now? As salamu alaikum Mehmet

>>28536382
>You need to spend $239,000 on the 911 Turbo S so that you can actually fully own the car you paid for.
It's worse than that. Porsche won't just sell to anybody. You have to prove you're a good loyal paypig, I mean customer and demonstrate a purchase history with Porsche.

I.e. they want to see that you've bought a list of poverty spec Porsches, have kept them for at least 2 years, before they even think about selling you the model you want. Porsche is running a pyramid scheme lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiFZeSW-JI

>>28540603
>*oink oink oink oink oink*

>>28539881
I drive a Porsche daily filthy ESL mf'er, you'd best remember your place brown dog.

>>28540944
>*oink oink oink oink oink oink*
>*OINK OINK*!!!

>>28536382
Sport Chrono includes the clock, the sport+ settings for throttle and suspension and all the computers and includes active engine mounts. Literally it unlocks on disc DLC.

Buying a non SC Porsche is being a sucker and buying a gimped slow car. You just have to cope with the fact Porsche wins. Or buy literally any other sports car and don’t deal with their slow cars anyway.
>>28536587
Porxuce won’t sell you a real Porsche (GT3) unless you buy a few NARPs and keep them to prove you aren’t a flipper. Honestly it’s a good policy. You want a GT3? You want double Bs? Enjoy this $180k 380hp open diff floppy wet noodle version for two years.

>>28540944
How does it feel to get raped by Porsche daily brown son?

>>28536356
They are big in India now?

>>28541119
>*oink oink oink oink squeeeeeeeeee*

>>28536382
Are they still charging $1000 for cruise control and an additional $1000 for also having a speed limiter?

>>28541249
No they're charging $1790 for cruise control.

Porsche is based for making brown poorfags seethe. If anything they should make the 911 more expensive to keep the poors away

>>28541563
*oiiiink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink*

>>28541563
Based.
It is amazing innit?
Nothing gets these fags in a lather like droppin some 911 on 'em.

>>28541107
A GT3 owner vouching for you is generally enough to get an allocation.

>>28541563
>>28541586
post car

>>28541598
He’s got a 986 Boxster he thinks is just like a GT3 cup car

>>28541601
slower than an odyssey if true geg

>>28541601
>>28541604
I see you poor brown sons get raped by Porsche daily. Best remember that.

>>28541695
only browns arent mentally abled enough to post their cars bro

>>28541695
>*oink oink oink oink oink oink oink OINK OINK OINK*!

>>28541601
>>28541604
>>28541695
>>28541697
>>28541702
this is you btw

>>28541719
Lmao my car costs over 6 figures.
I can afford and drive it all.

>>28541720
is it 6 figures in rupees or what

>>28541726
Damn lil bro don't have a melty.

>>28541727
you gonna post car or what?

>>28541729
Certainly not for this lame-ass board.

>>28541730
>boasts about his toy porsche on "lame-ass" board
????????

>>28541733
My dad isn't home right now but when he is then it will be mogging time.
Don't forget you get raped by Porsche.

>>28541737
why does a nigger need his non existant dad to let him play with the niggersche

>>28536234 (OP)
Non of those are paypig brands because all brands are paypig brands just in different ways for different reasons.

>>28544468
Thanks for your valuable input, Ranpesh Sukdeek.

>>28544486
no prob sir happy to help