Thread 28539603

Name a bigger car related red flag
Pro Tip: You can't.

>>28539603 (OP)
I don't even know what these fucking stickers mean. What's a "hoonigan?" And why do I mostly see these on cars that you can't even "hoon" ljke fag-wheel drive economy cars? Mostly.

>>28539603 (OP)
>Name a bigger car related red flag
Here you go

That's tough to beat, OP. There's a redneck kid in a Silverado with this banner near me and he can be seen wide open throttle downshifting his automatic next to people in traffic then braking near the car ahead of him over and over.

>>28539603 (OP)
>Is a literal flag with red

>>28539603 (OP)
I have never once seen a single car with one of these driving in a reasonable manner. The moment I see the badge, I immediately start playing "shit driver bing/o/ " in my head, carefully noting every single questionable action and reaction.

>>28539603 (OP)
>Name a bigger car related red flag
an ebay turbo bolted on, and a ropey tranny in the passenger seat

>>28539618
Neighbour's car from a few years ago

>>28539652
LOL what ethnicity were they because it has elements of mexican rice going on

>>28539660
White British I'm afraid. He did have a big beard and wore a trucker cap though so probably Mexican in spirit.

>>28539660
>Is obsessed with lowering cars
>Takes a pic of that IS300 because it's "rice"
Pottery. That Lexus is no more riced than your cars

>>28539652
that ls200 better be a manual transmission, otherwise your neighbour is a larping spastic

>COEXIST sticker
>Baby on board sticker

>>28539686
>immigrant male in the back seat

>>28539680
>that fucking hilarious wing spoiler
>the hilarious fake BBS wheels
>the hilarious window spoilers
>all an otherwise stock is200 left on its hilarious fuckin MONSTER TRUCK fuckin STILTS
It's just ricelet shit kek
And LOL how are ANY of my cars riced bmaooo0o0o0o0

>>28539695
The spoiler is meh, the wheels look bad, but it's really not that ricey. You even complained about the ride height because your ricer ass is obsessed with stance and wheel gap - ricer shit. Just saying.

>>28539704
>ebonics
It's RICELET shit you fucking retard
It's rice as FUCK but in the most retarded way possible
mexicans LOVE ricelet shit for some reason
>CHROME fake wheels
>on chankjank coilovers
>that fucking hilarious wing spoiler
>but watch out I'm a tRaPpEr!!!
Fuckin LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>28539697
this

>>28539712
It's not nice to make fun of veterans with severe ptsd

>>28539715
>veterans with severe ptsd
fuck off, no veterans in present year have ptsd. this isn't Nam you retard

>>28539739
I have PTSD now

>>28539739
>this isn't Nam
I did not know that, dude
Well, it's all water under the bridge
And we do enter the next round robin
Am I wrong?

>>28539715
That poor 'lude looks like it has less tire contact than stock.

I just ended this thread.

>>28539603 (OP)
Black woman owned.

Every time I see a hoonigan stickers it's on some fag in a golf or wrx driving slower than the rest of traffic babying the shit out of something he owes money on like he's terrified of more than 30% throttle

Fucking embarrassing having any kind of performance sticker on your vehicle and you're driving slower than every nissan rogue and nissan murano on the road, fucking go 10 over you FAGS

>>28539816
WRX is statistically the most frequented ticket in America.

>>28539608
Hoonigan = Ken Block.
>co-founder of DC shoes.
>Sold his share for a buttload of cash and bought his way into motorsports.
>actually kicked ass in Rally
>made crazy cars and videos for upboats
>died on a snowmobile because he became complacent
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Block

>>28539880
*ticketed vehicle, sorry I stroke out there. All that to say, WRX drivers are chad as fuck.

>>28540117
https://www.carscoops.com/2021/08/80-year-old-man-nabbed-doing-nearly-double-the-speed-limit-in-his-subaru-wrx/
future me in the making, assuming cancer or some other bullshit like that doesn't get me first

>>28540005
This shit is all over WRXs and E210 Corolla hatchbacks

>>28540005
God I love it when cars have this gaped asshole look like just torn apart from behind

>>28540139
bunta is real?

>>28539798
THIS, 100%

>>28539798
i dunno those baby on board stickers are just as awful

>>28539798
100% of drivers with this sticker are a woman or let their wife drive their car.

>>28539798
but what does it MEAN

>>28539631
Nah one of my coworker has it on the minivan he takes his family camping in, pretty sedate driver.
>>28540104
>>actually kicked ass in Rally
Lol, lmao even. Just be honest and say he was an e-celeb.

>>28540547
He was just kenny from the block

>>28540139
Ausfailia is just the most cancerous authoritarian bullshit. You'd think a nation founded by shipping convicts over there wouldn't be such a deepthroat-the-boot police state but here we are.

>>28540551
nah that's the UK, especially with that online safety act bullshit. but we're not very far behind, what with trying to ban anyone under 16 from social media. because the government should parent our kids

>>28539603 (OP)
Lol that nigga dead from stupid, daughter an ugly af mug, legacy is dc shoes and spreading car crash behavior to the nigs of society.

Mad respect. I gotta thank him. Every time I see anything related I know what I'm dealing with

>>28540368
It means they're a dumbass beach fag, who wants to be edgy about being a dumbass beach fag.

>>28540104
>>actually kicked ass in Rally
lol
lmao

>>28540681
I never, ever see these in the south, only up in KY/OH, our rednecks thankfully aren't flashy rhinestone cowboys like them yankee folk.
>>28541116
I was wondering if someone would call him out on that. Stunt driving and rally use many of the same skills, but they're not the same. I've heard he was mediocre at rally.

>>28541127
He either crashed out or was competing against WRC2 cars in a WRC car. Saying that he was mediocre is being extremely generous

>>28541116
>>28541127
He was like 40 when he started racing. Given that, reaching WRC is an incredible accomplishment.

>>28540104
>>actually kicked ass in Rally

>>28540547
>>28541116
>>28541193

>>28540566
>trying to ban underage b& from social media
based retard

>>28541193
>>28541116
>>28540547
How is this not successful?

>>28539631
Funny, that's my experience with the atheism version specifically. And the coexist stickers too

>>28541256
It's successful in the same way that an american always wins the Baseball world series

>>28539798
if they weren't so hideous I'd consider it for my rustbucket that lives nowhere near the ocean

>>28539690
They're about equal mentally, so it still applies

>>28539697
>Doesn't give you enough to cover the whole grille.
Cheap bastards. You'd think the Germans wouldn't have Jewish tendencies like this but it's everywhere

>>28539798
>SHITLIFE
Huh

>>28541269
Youre an actual fucking retard.
Post your 1.3L shitbox.

>>28539612
whats wrong with budget semi-slicks?

>>28541285
I always read it as SLUTLIFE
Which I guess is the most accurate interpretation

>>28541325
0 Wins is quite a lot for an americlap rally driver to be fair

>>28541325
>2 podiums
>finishes 9th overall in a global competition
So there were only 8 rally drivers in the world that did better than him in 2017.
Got it.
Thanks for proving he did well in Rally, I appreciate you backing me up.

>>28541358
There were 14 competitors in the 2017 season. 9/14, it's something i guess.

>>28540368
Consider it the "live/laugh/love" of living near the beach and false sense of pride.

>>28541366
18 according to FIA
And thats the best 18 from a global pool that qualified to compete.

>>28541308
Always what I thought it said. Moving out to the desert was a great way for me to decontaminate for coastal bitches.

>>28539697
wtf those aren't even painted?
God damn that's lame lol

>>28539715
I'd bet that's a Mexican

>>28541116
>>28541127
>he didn't become the best of the best, therefore he did not kickass
Take a second to have some introspection

>>28541190
That's a good quote. I should reference to it more.

>>28541424
That's like saying some MLB player with a .25 batting average is a kickass player. Only a retard would.

>>28541471
Even the shittiest MLB players will make easy work of most other non-MLB players.

>>28541475
Keep coping. The only thing he was actually good at was drifting on a controlled course with as many attempts as he needed to get it right.
Oh, and fagging up car "culture".

>>28541475
That's because they do the most roids.

>>28541483
You're the one with massive amount of cope.
To even be able to compete at that level puts him in top-tier class.
The fact that he pulled podium twice in FIA world rallycross proves that he was competitive and beat out the best of the best on multiple occasions. You dont "accidentally" beat 95% of the field.

Youre just a delusional faggot high on his own farts.

>>28541583
>high on his own farts
Kek, you don't even know what that means, apparently.
I'm not delusional about anything. He was mediocre; his entire brand was gay choreographed videos for mouthbreathing faggots.
Sorry if I'm not a retarded fanboy like you.

Quack quack, your jeep will never go off track, sweaty.

>>28542577
Im not a fanboi.
I think he was a douche.
But I give credit where its due.

He was able to enter motorsports as an old man (compared to most that get started as kids).
And as I mentioned he bought his way into it but was still able to be a contender.
The fact that he took podium AT ALL in FIA competition proves that he had skill.

You dont have to like the guy but denying his success just makes you look like a dumbfuck and shows youre biased.

>>28542604
He fucking bought his way in, and got a huge sponsor because of his celebrity. There are probably thousands of people that, if given a million-dollar race car and an entire race team, could do just as well as he did.
He didn't have skill, he had money.

>>28542648
Wait.
So its not the driver that wins but is entirely dependent on how much money they dump into their racing team?
So the FIA champions dont actually have skill and could be easily replaced?
So win records mean nothing?

>>28542677
>So its not the driver that wins but is entirely dependent on how much money they dump into their racing team?
No, you retard.

>>28542692
>thousands of people that, if given a million-dollar race car and an entire race team, could do just as well

>>28542730
Yes, thousands of people with as much skill as him. And if you gave them the fucking million-dollar car and entire team of mechanics, could perform as well as him in a top-tier class of racing.
That in no way is the same thing as saying
>hurr only money matters
you fucking mongoloid.

>>28539713
I like the bent sign in the background, how it matches the spoiler's angle enough to look like the second car has the same spoiler for a second

>>28541471
Nolan Ryan batted a .11.... He must have been a pretty shitty player, huh?

When attempting to make an example, try to make a good one

>>28542974
>muh cherrypicked pedantry
You know exactly what I meant, cunt.

>>28542977
>he didn't have the numbers so he sucked
>n-n-no no, thats not what i mean, that doesnt count!!

You've had your dick kicked in the dirt multiple times during this conversation and you keep grasping for some obscure justification as to why your opinion holds weight even though every fact proves you wrong.
Its pretty pathetic actually.

I dont think theres a single person itt that "liked" Block but to deny his abilities just paints you as a retarded faggot.

>>28543298
>n-n-no no, thats not what i mean, that doesnt count!!
That's not at all what it is, you cretin.
>muh one outlier example means your analogy is invalid!
You're a dumb fucking nigger.
>You've had your dick kicked in the dirt multiple times during this conversation
AHAHA
If it makes you feel better, sure.
>I dont think theres a single person itt that "liked" Block
That's why you're so rabidly defending him, right?

Any disabled plate or mirror hanger - I immediately get several carlengths away from. It's like physical disabilities always come with mental disabilities too, for some reason.

>>28539603 (OP)
Very cool, OP. But that's nothing. Look at this.

>>28543298
I liked Ken Bock because I like car stunts. Those choreographed gymkhana things were great and only a contrarian would disagree. I can see past the Monster energy "Xtreeeme" stuff. I don't care enough to care about his rally rankings.

>>28543512
His choreographed shit was cool, but it was so practiced and re-filmed that it lost its luster.
Thats actually the part where dipshit anon was right about "throw money at it and anybody could do that".
>*Not to be confused with making podium in a world rallycross competition where you've got one shot and you have to be 11/10 to just make it through the course.

He might have actually been a cool guy irl. Don't know, never met him.
But his marketing team sucked and made him out to be (Fred Durst, Car Aficionado)

>>28539631
you mean the version with shit like "Satan" in them right?

>>28539603 (OP)
This shit doesn't make sense to me. Why would you put that sticker on your car

>>28539652
This looks good

>>28539798
>salt life sticker
>plated and driving around in a completely landlocked state

>>28541127
The Browning logo. Northern Canada, so many.

>>28539603 (OP)
>Name a bigger car related red flag
Owned by a woman.

>>28540104
>>actually kicked ass in Rally
Lol no. He was an excellent stunt driver though.

>>28542677
>So its not the driver that wins but is entirely dependent on how much money they dump into their racing team?
Are you new to motorsports?
>So the FIA champions dont actually have skill and could be easily replaced?
>So win records mean nothing?
Nobody said that, if he didn't have the financial backing he wouldn't have made it to WRC, World RX, and he wouldn't have been able to make the fagkanas.
His skills were decent for lower categories, but if the highlights of your racing career are 2 3rd places in world RX (that most of his fans don't even know about) and some youtube videos you're not "top-tier class".

Don't bother replying, I won't read.

>some fucking faggots are actually defending ungibus et rostro an e-celeb faggot only remembered for gymkhana videos
It's genuinely frustrating not being able to fucking strangle you cunts.

>>28539608
Because the guy representing brand largely drove front wheel drive vehicles like the Focus and Fiesta at rallies.

>>28540368
There's no way of knowing. Been around down here for my whole life and I must assume it's some NC Outer Banks tier bullshit branding. I don't know a single Floridian older than the brand that actually puts that sticker on anything. Most you'll see related to beach stuff in stickers from the natives are fish and surfboard stickers.

>>28546158
Its popular in Georgia also.
I could understand it in SoCal with the surfer scene but on the mid east coast it makes no sense.

>>28539631
atheists are responsible for 100% of fatal accidents

>>28539618
Butthurt Korean detected.