Thread 28540775

youtuber shit that annoys you

>this is the rolls royce you never heard of
>its the toyota crown

>car reviewers borrow cars from dealerships so they can't say anything bad about it
>Hmm yes, the acceleration of this nissan versa is quite decent actually

>>28540775 (OP)
>i bought the cheapest ____ in the country!!!

>PARKED ON GRASS FOR 15 DECADES!
>skip to 7:06:12
>"I can't be bothered to fix the electrics. would you buy some raffle tickets so I can be rid of it???"

Fook it! We are balling out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sy4DB2i_aM

for me is shamless sponsored videos that have nothing to do with cars this retard made a 20 minute video about some shitty onions food

>>28540775 (OP)
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So essentially it takes them like 15 minutes to actually start the damn video.

>>28540775 (OP)
>"How to replace/remove/install (x)"
>Huge jump cuts that skip various steps
or
>Job is already done, the guy is just verbally explaining what he did
Fuck sake, why even bother.

>>28540775 (OP)
>someone presents information i know but someone else might not know
>annoyed
Not everything is made for you snowflake.

>>28540905
>DRIVING MY NEW (INSERT PIECE OF SHIT HERE) X,XXX MILES HOME!!! (ONLY BROKE DOWN 7 TIMES!)

>>28540775 (OP)
>want to see what car sounds like with [brand] exhaust
>find video, click
>guy just making coffee in the morning, turns it into a whole fucking VLOG of driving over to the '''shop'''
>have to get to like 18 minutes out of 25 to finally hear a total of maybe 10 seconds of exhaust audio
>sounds bad anyway
I miss old Youtube or even Streetfire: Where an exhaust clip is less than a minute of putting your shit phone down, hopping in your car, going BRAPBRAP (which turns distorted and knocks your phone down) and that's it.

>>28541139
Bonus points if they have shitty music playing over the exhaust sound.

>>28541110
Not OP, but I think you missed the point. A Toyota Crown is a Japanese taxi. It's not a Rolls. It seems like an example of bait-and-switch clickbait hype that OP doesn't like.

the fact that 99% of modified exhaust video are a couple revs and then full throttle pulls through 2 or 3 gears which consists of maybe 1% of time driving. at full throttle most exhaust systems sound exactly the same, outside of the volume itself.
its almost impossible to find exhaust videos of cruising, slow speed takeoffs, coasting, which represents 99% of time spent actually driving, and actually represents the experience you're going to be living with if you buy that system. you already are dealing with the video being a digital reproduction which makes it hard to judge an exhaust system accurately, and then they just bounce it off the limiter for 2 minutes. shit irritates me to no end.

>>28541147
>shitty music playing over the exhaust sound.
rage

>>28541166
You make some good points, 90% of exhaust vids are trash. There should be an accepted standard of things to record. Including cruising at like 2200 rpm.
>Exhaust video is a cold start neutral rev only
>Camera directly behind the exhaust
Picrel

YouTubers destroying beloved out of production cars like rangers and crown Vics because they're le cheap. And it is always one that seems to be running in good shape. Some poor bastard could have used that and got his life together but this faggot attention whore wants to make retarded content with it. Do it with Altimas or some shit. Everyone hates those cars and they are just as cheap.

>>28541217
Yeah, I get that it's fun/based/RWD+V8 whatever but people don't realize that they're already getting rare. I still hear people regurgitate the "$500 car from a police auction" meme as if trashed P71s aren't already $5k cars. The ones near me are starting to creep up towards $10k already, in fact.

>clicked on ONE indonesian truck video ONCE EVER
>algo now serves me nonstop third world clickbait slop with retarded photoshopped thumbnails

>>28541217
>>28541435
This is why I'm never getting rid of my '96.

>>28540775 (OP)
>Scotty kilmer talks about car i actually know shit about.
>He's extremely wrong constantly.

how about something you enjoy a lot
>car youtuber build old shop and rebuilds it

>>28540775 (OP)
>those shorts that just showcase how much "tech" you get in a car. They showcase the fully loaded model, but at the end they just say the base price

>>28541442
you can edit your youtube history. it's the only way to keep it usable. sometimes i just delete my whole history to unfuck the recommendations. it's awful

>>28542561
>something you enjoy a lot
Every vice grip garage video I've ever clicked on

>>28542561
SimonFordman.
No talking, just car restoration. He admits any mistakes and doesn't seem to abandon projects.

>>28540775 (OP)
>youtuber shit that annoys you
>>this is the rolls royce you never heard of
>>its the toyota crown
Every fucking faggot zoomer is doing this shit, to the extent I want a global manhunt to be launched.
>THE INCREDIBLE ONE OF THE KIND FEMALE RALLY DRIVER
Yeah we know faggot it's Michelle Mouton
>SHE DOMINATED RALLY....
Yes we get it you just stumbled upon Michelle Mouton
>HOW ONE WOMAN CHANGED RALLY FOREVER
I wish I could doxx, hunt and skin these faggots for sport.
Also applies to french faggots discovering the Mid Night Club in 2024.
>>28541217
Also this.
>>28542561
Only Tyrell's Classic Workshop.

>>28540775 (OP)
>look at this old mercedes that sounds like an f1 car!
>200th video of a v12 w140 with that custom exhaust

>>28541217
>YouTubers destroying beloved out of production cars like rangers and crown Vics
I hate Cleetus so much its unreal.

>>28542779
Cleetus, the diesel troglodyte, all of those types.

>according the youtube dashboard only 10% of you are subscribed
>to help with the algorithm please like, subscribe, and hit that bell icon
>today's episode is sponsored by Nord VPN

>>28541156
That's a Crown Comfort Deluxe, anon. Not a mainline Crown.

>>28542733
lmao do they actually think the crown is the rolls royce and not the century?

>>28542561
garage 54 is pretty great. does actually interesting shit

>>28540775 (OP)
>AI generated "concept" car videos

>>28541442
>>28542634
y'all actually sign into youtube? do normies really?

100% guarantee every single time if the person is holding the camera in a way that would make the preview screen on the back visible to them at all times during recording and can't resist jabbing their hand into the frame to gesticulate at basically everything while they speak that it's going to be a shit vid and you're in for some of that sweet sweet royalty-free chill beats to relax/study to playing over the part of the video that would actually be informative

if you say baby hellcat im gunna hammer a nail through your cock

>>28544282
No, only to comment then I sign back out again.
The algo marches on regardless and shows me all the videos from all the channels I'm metaphorically subscribed to as soon as they're uploaded. But so too can the algo get fucked by ONE FUCKING INDONESIAN TRUCK VIDEO DAMNIT!!!!

I just seethe endlessly that so many of these nepobaby zoomers get sent free parts and get to play mechanic in their polished studio garages for thousands of viewers and then act like they're actually providing anything of value to the car community or pretend they're relatable in any way. Barely anyone on car youtube is a real human being. It's all lizard people.
>>28544292
This
I will never forgive dodge for ruining superchargers for everyone. It used to be the thinking man's forced induction. Now it's just a "baby hellcat."

>>28544282
>y'all
We speak white around here, nigger.

>>28544470
>chill blue-collar guy makes backyard videos of him tinkering with his own cars on his dime
>brands send him tons of shiny stuff
>his videos become more and more retarded and far-fetched
>ends up as another influencer faggot
I'm ready to live in a full Soviet system with all the shitty parts, only for this insufferable stream of (((advertisement))) money to dry out. I'm ready to go to war to have these fucking faggots sent to repair tractors in Siberia and social media shut down.

>>28542561
haters garage and garage 54
every other car channel on youtube is dogshit

>b-roll of road trip
>BRO I DONT KNOW IF WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
>they make it
>b-roll of roadtrip with inspirational music
>you know man i didnt know if we could make it but we made it and i just have to say i love this car man

>>28544290
>holding the camera in a way that would make the preview screen on the back visible to them at all times during recording
im confused, are you talking about them holding it like they're taking a selfie?

>>28544313
inv.nadeko.net ftw. the feed seems to get filled with slop but otherwise search results dont appear to be tainted by past searches

>>28543511
In their defense, YouTube is so fucking shit now, it doesn't give a fuck about how many views or subs you have, only interaction like likes and comments which no one does, so often good videos will get buried.

>>28542561
>YouTuber and car are super low budget
>Video is epic af anyway

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEwM2KXHsDk

>>28542683
I like watching a guy get some old car running, if it's a car I'm interested in.

>>28545485
I have him to thank for giving me the confidence to start wrenching on my own rigs, it's been hard and I've screwed a few things up but in the end I'm still glad I tried.

>the baby gt-r no one knows about
>pulsar gti-r