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Anonymous No.28542931 >>28542971 >>28543093 >>28543193 >>28544632 >>28545215 >>28545503 >>28545517 >>28545682 >>28548060 >>28548267 >>28549065 >>28550797 >>28550887
Let me guess…
You need more
Anonymous No.28542940 >>28542968 >>28543025 >>28543091 >>28543208 >>28548089 >>28550888
>causes women to despawn in a 5km radius all around you
Anonymous No.28542968
>>28542940
> not already having a loyal wife and children
Just end it now anon. It’s not even a suicide. Just a very late term abortion.
Anonymous No.28542971
>>28542931 (OP)
I need RIMS
Anonymous No.28542972 >>28545215 >>28545352
Unchanged for what 22 years now?
Anonymous No.28543025
>>28542940
I'll take two.
Anonymous No.28543091
>>28542940
All the guys i knew with 5+ kids growing up had vans like this.
Anonymous No.28543093
>>28542931 (OP)
I would prefer a single cab half ton truck with an 8 foot box.
Anonymous No.28543193 >>28550837 >>28551545 >>28552694
>>28542931 (OP)
I need less.
Anonymous No.28543208
>>28542940
That's why you customize it, bitches love boogie vans
Anonymous No.28544632
>>28542931 (OP)
Pedo van
Anonymous No.28545215 >>28545352 >>28548267
>>28542931 (OP)
It's crazy to think that our pedo vans in America have 400hp.

>>28542972
The engines and trannies have changed but the platform and the interior are pretty ancient.
Anonymous No.28545234 >>28545352
Anonymous No.28545352
>>28542972
It had a very small facelift in the late '00s, when they mostly just switched over to a GMT900-style steering wheel. Some time in the '10s they started throwing built-in inverters with power plugs into them as well, updating the cluster display to show more info, more started being equipped with in-mirror backup cameras, around ~2020ish they finally updated the door panels to fix the old grab handles that would rip off, and finally the newest ones only are offered with composite headlights now, no more sealed beam. Everything else is engine/transmission upgrades as >>28545215 mentions.
Nicer HVAC knobs with chrome rings, too, don't forget.
>t. had an '06 2500
>>28545234
>TE37s on the Express
>[Express, Japan] as well (the afterthought fender flares are likely due to a law requirement from the wider wheels)
Pretty based ngl
Anonymous No.28545387
ngl if I had money I would pursue the van life thing for a few years
I have only driven these as Uhauls but enjoyed them thoroughly
Anonymous No.28545503 >>28548117
>>28542931 (OP)
Chevy van gang rise up
Anonymous No.28545517
>>28542931 (OP)
I wouldn't mind this
Anonymous No.28545682 >>28548100
>>28542931 (OP)
I realized you can just cut the back off a van and there's your small compact truck. But enclosed cargo space is usually more useful, so vans are what most of you small truck enthusiasts are really looking for.
Anonymous No.28548060
>>28542931 (OP)
I keep coming back to utility vans. Besides the top-heaviness, they seem to be a much better function:value than pickup trucks. I just wish the interiors didn't look like complete ass. Give me a 4x4 that I can mod to handle light off-roading, hit me with a luxury cabin with BMW multicontour level seats and the ass-end bare so I can haul shit in it. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Anonymous No.28548089
>>28542940
they can run but they cant outrun my chevy van
Anonymous No.28548100 >>28553095
>>28545682
And when you grow up you'll further realize that OPs pic, and most vans sold in the US, is a full size vehicle. Which makes your little post extremely retarded.
Anonymous No.28548117 >>28548120
>>28545503
never thought i'd live to see a garaged house
Anonymous No.28548120 >>28550880
>>28548117
I wish I knew whose it was so I could ask them what the point was
Anonymous No.28548267 >>28549037
>>28542931 (OP)
>>28545215
I'd want a touchscreen in there at least. Get with the times, Gramps.
Anonymous No.28549037
>>28548267
>smartphone mount
>add smartphone
There's your touchscreen. You can upgrade it on demand too.
Anonymous No.28549065
>>28542931 (OP)
I wonder how much it'd cost to import a based v8 pedo van
Old Rigs No.28550797
>>28542931 (OP)
much more
Anonymous No.28550837
>>28543193
Based Astro
Anonymous No.28550880
>>28548120
Plot twist: It was on bags and was a fully-functioning and road-legal automobile
Anonymous No.28550887 >>28551515
>>28542931 (OP)
Less actually, too many seats and windows
Anonymous No.28550888
>>28542940
ill take 10
Anonymous No.28551515
>>28550887
Cope; less IS more
Anonymous No.28551545 >>28554250
>>28543193
I sometimes wonder if I should go back to owning an Astro. I like cars better, since I like driving fast in shitboxes, but I would also benefit from having a short wheelbase RWD van.
Anonymous No.28552694
>>28543193
>The Painter subcontractors chariot has arrived
Anonymous No.28553095 >>28553368
>>28548100
They're pretty small compared to modern bloat trucks.
Anonymous No.28553368
>>28553095
Chevy express (OPs pic) and full size chevy trucks, are within inches of each other.
Anonymous No.28554250
>>28551545
>I would also benefit from having a short wheelbase RWD van
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuSghb7P7U
bet