Thread 28544013

*signs your truc*

Literally who? I can't read cursive

>>28544013 (OP)
No idea who the chick is, but the idea is at least cool, and her signature is visually appealing. I r8 8/8, throw clear coat over it and call it a job well done.

>>28544020
>throw clear coat over it and call it a job well done.
this, i'd even leave the dust, that shit looks cool

Gotta admit, that's some impressive handwriting especially with an angle grinder.

>>28544015
Lindsey Berkosky

>60% of zoomers are sexless
Can’t imagine how down bad you’ve got to be to let this wench touch your trug

>>28544013 (OP)
I have "mixed feelings" about this.

I'd let someone do that to my shitbox.

>>28544021
the dust IS a pretty cool side effect

>>28544013 (OP)
I wonder how many hundreds of tailgates she went through to get to that point

>>28544015
>I can't read cursive
How do you expect to get a job and afford a car if you continue to be so useless?

>>28544121
Never in all my time has anyone, even a boomer, handed me anything written in cursive. Never have I needed to write it either. It is an obsolete writing style.

>>28544015
>>28544121
>>28544148
i only know how to write my name in cursive. i can somewhat read it because i studied individual cursive letters and practiced them so i could write my name in cursive after i legally changed it.

people don't even give a shit if you can write your name in cursive. you could draw a smiley face as your "signature".

>>28544013 (OP)
That's $10000 of the car's value gone.

>>28544031
Berkosky?

>>28544121
I exclusively know cursive so I can read letters from my grandmother. It does not come up at all other than that.

>>28544114
Probably practiced on a junkyard before

>>28544013 (OP)
> No mask

Enjoy you mesothelioma, Lindsey.

>>28544200
that's incredibly wholesome.

>>28544175
Oh no

>>28544013 (OP)
Impressive, but why not use an air brush?

>>28544013 (OP)
she can sign my cock

>>28544013 (OP)
Is that the spit on penis girl?

>>28544013 (OP)
not to defend a woman, but she's pretty good at writing

>Is she signing a TRUCK with a GRINDER??!?
>ZOMG guise it's a WOMAN that does MANLY things I think I'm in love
>Shes like a guy, but with a VAGINA!
>And I sure do love vagina! Cuz I'm a MAN!

that's impressive but i wouldn't want a woman's name on my truck.

>>28544013 (OP)
Actually pretty cool.

>>28544020
>>28544021
>>28544046
>>28544068
simps
>>28544245
(You) get it.

>>28544121
>you can exclusively ONLY practice on tailgates to get this skill
>>28544175
>a tailgate is $10000
Why did this board get so fucking retarded holy fucking shit

>>28544237
... with that angle grinder

>>28544031
>Berkosky
So this is the lastest Jewish scheme to sell more tailgates when they rust out?

y not just learn to brush

>>28544013 (OP)
I assume this woman is some useless youtube/tiktok/whatthefuckever micro-celebrity and the truck belongs to one of her simps? If so, both of them are garbage.

>>28544291
Iirc she is a race car driver

>>28544296
I looked it up and it appears I was right. Completely worthless e-celeb simp baiter.

>>28544296
Lmao no. The dumb bitches spinning cup Miata are worth more respect.

>no hand guard
Based.

>>28544280
>implying mechanics will work for free

>>28544013 (OP)
i aint no simp

>>28544013 (OP)
I'll admit I'm impressed with her finesse with that grinder.

Literally anyone could do this

>>28544245
This

>>28544381
i couldn't

>>28544013 (OP)
I intended to sternly thrash this woman senseless until she straightened up. With a proper examintion of her bust size I now belive a firm caning with a willow branch no thicker than three of my fingers will suffice.

>>28544013 (OP)
I don’t want a cum dumpster whores signature

>>28544296
Diversity hire incompetent whore

I don't want nothing to do with a girl that slick with an angle grinder

>>28544309
>Celebrity Mechanic
What the hell has society become?

>>28544243
the few things girls are good at... is writing. Men's handwriting is garbage.

>>28544159
Hello Zoom Zoom

Looks good. And the signature on the truck looks decent too

For those that are curious
>all the pics i found are low quality screen grabs, not my fault.

cute

trash

>>28544024
That's what I thought. Most people can't write their name with a fucking pencil without reverting back to an illiterate child.

>>28544013 (OP)
>tfw nigger

>>28544013 (OP)
Would be funny if someone blew black smoke on that chick

>>28544916
Oh yeah, she's perfect for an Architect. She'll blow up to slampiggy in no time.

>>28545970
>that shiny polished paint and chrome
what a pavement princess

>>28546328
>taking a nice pic right after getting cleaned up is le bad

>>28545970
how big is your pp? no lying.

>>28544208
This
Also no guard, what a basic bitch

>>28546348
>>28546328
No truck poors already seething kek

>>28544020
How is having a random bitches name that you don't even fuck with cool?

>>28545383
It's weird, my English handwriting looks like a prescription but I'm surprisingly good at Asian languages, when I took Mandarin in college the FOB girls that were TAing were fawning all over how nice my writing was. Probably coulda hit that but a close friend suddenly died mid-semester and I lost motivation and dropped the class.

>>28546358
Kek I'm not poor, thats why i own a rwd v8 sports car and not a ducking utility vehicle that mexicans use to operate their """"""landscaping"""""""" businesses

>>28546390
>RWD V8 Sports car
German taxis aren't sports cars

>>28544208
>>28546355
if she wore a mask and other gear you'd have laughed also about her wearing gear for this

>>28546402
Of courde I would, grinding your name on a truck tailgate is retarded

>>28546390
>he thinks owning "A" V8 means hes not poor.
I have a 600hp mustang as well as a full offroad rig and a standard cab long bed for hauling shit.
Youre stuck in some weird faggot zone where you think YOUR version of a vehicle is all that matters.
Youre missing out on 75% of the automotive world (by choce) because you're a contrarian dipshit.

>>28546390
I’d blow smoke at you too faggot

>>28546565
>I'd blow a faggot
Of course you would. Seethe, gaypoor!

>>28544024
That did look pretty smooth. However, having some random celeb sign my daily driver when I don't know them on a personal level is kinda weird. Maybe a book or movie they were in would be better? That way you can put it on your mantle and only people that visit your place know you kinda simp for this one bimbo.

maybe the signature of your wife,mom or somenthing would be cool,but a random whore?seriously

>>28544013 (OP)
>*signs your truc*
She carries too. A lot better than all these anti-gun women.

>>28546757
It was a thing to send your mustang's glove box door to Carol Shelby and he'd sign it.
That was literally his morning routine when he got into the office every morning for the last 20 years of his life.
But some thot "celebrity mechanic and detail expert" ?!
Hard pass.

Always carry a silver sharpie though because you never know when youll run into someone that matters

>>28544283
that's Polish.

>>28547190
Polish won't be enough to fix that, I fear. A repaint might be needed.

>>28544015
Ladyboy Brosky