Thread 28548288

i was talkin to my bud chuck on the job site yesterday and he told me "you know what ford really means? found on road dead"

and that got me laughin like a son of a gun
share some more @$$ funny car jokes !

>>28548288 (OP)
What did the mechanic say to the guy who got his Wrangler towed in to the shop?
>Just
>Empty
>Every
>Pocket

>>28548288 (OP)
>Funny car jokes! Anonymous 08/02/25(Sat)15:12:41 No.28548288▶>>28548317
> i was talkin to my bud chuck on the job site yesterday and he told me "you know what ford really means? found on road dead"
> and that got me laughin like a son of a gun
> share some more @$$ funny car jokes !

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HAHA GOOD ONE., REMINDS ME OF
cHRYSTLER
hAS
rECCOMENDED
yOU
sTART
lEARNING
eNGINE
REPAIR

SPEAKING OF, ANYONE SEE "HEMI" HANK AROUND? HE HASN'T BEEN AT THE STRIP OR THE NEIGHBORHOOD COOK OUTS RECENTLY.
....and i havent' heard his ball n chain bitchen from down the street either :smileylol2:
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YOU KNOW WHO I AM

"Never late in a V8"
"When I listen to Zeppelin, so do my neighbors!" :smileylaugh1: :smileylaugh2: :smileyROFL:

'67 SS350 RS landau 4 on the floor - ' 69 3.73 MUNCIE SWAP
'71 SPLIT LIP - RUST IN PIECE
'85 IROC AND ROLL IT INTO A DITCH
'88 Supra Turdbo - We don't talk about that one
'94 Z28 - RARE 1LE IN BLUE MADE ON A TUESDAY - **SOLD FOR 1,999$ 05/01**
'02 SS CE T56 - STOLEN AND MISSING SINCE 2004
'10 SS TRANSFORMERS EDITION A/T - WONT BE HAVIN ANYTHING TRANS RELATED IN MY GARAGE
2017 1LT RS LGX TR3160 - SOUNDED LIKE A V12
2022 1SS TR6060 - ALWAYS WANTED A 69 IN HUGGER ORANGE

>>28548404
I like going through the car list and searching them up

>>28548288 (OP)
You're a pathetic asshole, but that is NOT your fault. You should probably beat your idiot parents, senseless.

>>28548549
You hate fun? Cope and seethe nigga

>>28548404
thats hilarious i gotta remember that one !!about hank he had surgery on hes foot hes still recovering. im hoping he gets better soon... he still owes me 100 on the pats game

>>28548288 (OP)
First on race day


Stupid fag

clicks on blue arrow.
hides thread.
problem solved.

>>28548288 (OP)
Motorcycle joke, but...
So an Eskimo rolls into the Harley and tells the mechanic he is having some problems.
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh, no, that's just some ice in my mustache."

>>28548404
Anyone who thinks this shit is funny is a knuckle dragging retard.

>>28548404
exquisite

>>28548404
kino

>>28550638
You weren't hit enough as a child and it shows

>>28550638
not harsh enough

>>28550638
You must not have been on car boards in the early-'00s. This type of thing would show up often. Usually some boomer adding nothing to the conversation to up his post count with an auto signature full of bullshit. Normal posters just listed car, color (e.g. AW for Aspen White), and maybe a laundry list of mods.

>>28550638
MODERATORS BAN THIS MAN AND CLOSE HIS THREADS..... hE CONT RIBUTES "NOTHING"" TO THIS MESSAGE BOARD... if I wanted to read reductive " knuckle dragging" garbage I would just go to CNN . COM !! :rolleyes: :rotl: :rotl:
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'15 Hyundai Elantra "I HATE MY WIFE"

>>28550638
Steve you left your tampon, er, TOYOTA keeys over at my house last weekend! When YOU gonna leave the DARK side and come back to the FORD side brother!

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>>28550968
I don't give a shit. It wasn't funny then and it wasn't funny now.

>>28550700
Maybe your mom should have spanked you less as a child considering how much you love getting your ass pounded as an adult.

>>28550604
legit funny, thanks anon

>>28548346
Swedish
Auto
Always
Broken

>>28551213
Fuck you that's actually true I'm not even the guy you're replying to I'm just a weary lurker. I did get hit a lot and I do like getting spanked and pegged fuck you I hate you for reminding me and I hope your day is awful and wretched! I don't care if you didn't know I'm mad anyways fuck you cunt. And fuck that other no fun allowed guy either because if he wouldn't have talked shit then you wouldn't have replied.
>>28550638
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

when i was a kid i used to stare at cool cars
now i have a cool car and stare at kids

>>28551263
heck you

>>28550638
>Anonymous
>08
>/04/25(Mon)00:32:22 No.28550638▶> >>28548404
> Anyone who thinks this shit is funny is a knuckle dragging retard.

HEY FELLAS I TH INK HANK'S GRANDSO... im sorry i mean GRANDDAUGHTER FOUND OUR LITTLE THREAD OF YUKS! MAYBE WITH A FEW MORE "SIMPLE MAWDS" YOU CAN RUN A 13.... GOING DOWN A HILL!

>>28550988
>>28551176

I SAW "BIG BLOCK" BILL THE OTHER DAY. HES PUSHING 700... and i ain't talkin bout hp at the wheels :smileyrolf1:


__________________________
YOU KNOW WHO I AM

"Never late in a V8"
"When I listen to Zeppelin, so do my neighbors!" :smileylaugh1: :smileylaugh2: :smileyROFL:

'67 SS350 RS landau 4 on the floor - ' 69 3.73 MUNCIE SWAP
'71 SPLIT LIP - RUST IN PIECE
'85 IROC AND ROLL IT INTO A DITCH
'88 Supra Turdbo - We don't talk about that one
'94 Z28 - RARE 1LE IN BLUE MADE ON A TUESDAY - **SOLD FOR 1,999$ 05/01**
'02 SS CE T56 - STOLEN AND MISSING SINCE 2004
'10 SS TRANSFORMERS EDITION A/T - WONT BE HAVIN ANYTHING TRANS RELATED IN MY GARAGE
2017 1LT RS LGX TR3160 - SOUNDED LIKE A V12
2022 1SS TR6060 - ALWAYS WANTED A 69 IN HUGGER ORANGE

>>28548404
>Anonymous 08/02/25(Sat)15:56:34 No.28548404>>28548501 >>28549474 >>28550638 >>28550642 >>28550685 >>28552260camaro10compressedresized(...).jpgcamaro10compressedresizedcroppedlowqualitythumbjpegjpg.jpg (144 KB, 777x768)File: camaro10compressedresized(...).jpg (144 KB, 777x768) google yandex iqdb wait144 KB JPG>>28548288 (OP)(OP)
>>Funny car jokes! Anonymous 08/02/25(Sat)15:12:41 No.28548288▶>>28548317
>> i was talkin to my bud chuck on the job site yesterday and he told me "you know what ford really means? found on road dead"
>> and that got me laughin like a son of a gun
>> share some more @$$ funny car jokes !
>
>_______________________________
>
>HAHA GOOD ONE., REMINDS ME OF
>cHRYSTLER
>hAS
>rECCOMENDED
>yOU
>sTART
>lEARNING
>eNGINE
>REPAIR
>
>SPEAKING OF, ANYONE SEE "HEMI" HANK AROUND? HE HASN'T BEEN AT THE STRIP OR THE NEIGHBORHOOD COOK OUTS RECENTLY.
>....and i havent' heard his ball n chain bitchen from down the street either :smileylol2:

haven''t seen hank either.... not that I would even want to see him!! everybody knows a FORD guy can't be seen hangin around mopar guys.... just kidding....
:rotl: :rotl:

send from my eMachines computer - none a that i phone CRAP!! :angry:

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1985 mercury grand marquis "RUSTY RIDER"
1992 toyoto celica "FIRST WIFES CAR"... got rid of that crap heap... the wife not the car!!

2008 Accord "THE WIFES RIDE"
1982 Filipina "THE WIFE"

2019 powerwheels jeep "the grandsons"

>>28551176
>Steve you left your tampon, er, TOYOTA keeys over at my house last weekend!
>If you don’t stand behind the troops? FELL FREE TO STAND IN FROMT PF THEM
kekked and I'm going to steal these btw. thanks, lori

>>28551263
>I do like getting spanked and pegged
FOUND THE "CHEVY" GUY... L.O.L.!

>>28552360
funniest post in the thread by far

>>28552360
I know you're just making a joke but I actually do like Chevy.

>>28552357
ffs

bamp

>>28555404
""BAD ASS MOPAR POSTER..." THATS ME HAHA

>>28555414
based