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Anonymous No.28549385 >>28549389 >>28549392 >>28549429 >>28549457 >>28549672 >>28549675 >>28549679 >>28549985 >>28550838
I'm about to get speeding ticket.
>Speed limit 90
>Guy in front driving at 75-80
>I start overtaking
>Same guy starts accelerating
>I press gas harder to overtake
>Do +20 over the speed limit
>See speed camera
It's over. I just got license too.
Anonymous No.28549389 >>28549428
>>28549385 (OP)
>Same guy starts accelerating
Douche behavior, but you no longer had to overtake at that point. Now you get tickets together, which means you are officially married too.
Anonymous No.28549392 >>28549680
>>28549385 (OP)
>See speed camera
>Brake
>Other guy gets a ticket
Anonymous No.28549393 >>28549457
cameras ticket the car, not the driver. likely no points associated with it. also don't be stupid--you can always decide to not overtake at any time
Anonymous No.28549428
>>28549389
Around here it's often some old fuck who probably can't even see the signs, just drives at whatever speed feels safe at the moment and can barely stay in the lane.
The places where it's safe to overtake (e.g. road ahead isn't completely obscured by hills and trees) are typically the places where the old person feels it's safe to drive faster, so it's impossible to overtake them without reaching license-terminating speeds.
Anonymous No.28549429 >>28549433
>>28549385 (OP)
>I press gas harder to overtake
kek you did this to yourself. Once he was doing the limit you had no reason to overtake other than your foolish vanity. vanitas vanitatum dixit ecclesiastes vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas.
Anonymous No.28549433 >>28549437 >>28549442 >>28549493 >>28550877
>>28549429
It's like my third time overtaking anyone. Be gentle. (They don't teach you it in driving school).
Anonymous No.28549437 >>28549440
>>28549433
>(They don't teach you it in driving school)
Where the fuck do you get a license without learning basic driving maneuvers?
If they have handed out licenses without proper training, all the licenses they've granted should be cancelled immediately and the people responsible should be arrested.
Anonymous No.28549440
>>28549437
All the driving with instructor happens in city. At least in my third world country.
Anonymous No.28549442
>>28549433
>They don't teach you it in driving school
They also didn't teach you grammar in english school. I'm detecting a bit of a trend here...
Anonymous No.28549444
Are there ppl in Europe that don't drive cars? It seems really strict over there. Everyone that can put a square peg in a square hole can drive in the US.
Anonymous No.28549457 >>28549639
>>28549385 (OP)
OP you got baited lol. My condolences. It isn't ogre though, things will be fine, it'll just be gay and annoying for a while. Try to be more aware of what's around and when you make passes and such, and don't beat yourself up too much over it.
>>28549393
Are you retarded? Does the car pay the fine, too?
Anonymous No.28549469
Overtaking some boomer will not make a minute difference to your arival time, its all in the head.
The only way to enjoy driving is picking a time frame where these fossiles are not on the road, and then stick to that
Anonymous No.28549493
>>28549433
>They don't teach you it in driving school
What shithole are you from? And if driving school is so bad you can always take an advanced courses or hire an instructor.
Anonymous No.28549639 >>28549651
>>28549457
the camera doesn't know who's driving the car moron. you still pay the ticket, but it's not a ticket against the person who is registered because they might not have been driving
Anonymous No.28549643
Your fault for not frying every speed camera with a laser.
Anonymous No.28549651 >>28549676
>>28549639
If you aren't getting tickets in your car don't pay them, argue it. If you pay them you are accepting you did it. I don't know what retard country you live in but when I got a speeding fine it literally has instructions on it for what to do if I wasn't driving.
Anonymous No.28549672 >>28549694
>>28549385 (OP)
>Just got his license
>decides to do 110 mph to overtake someone
Anonymous No.28549675 >>28549683 >>28549689
>>28549385 (OP)
Get a radar detector anon.
They spot cops, speed traps, and speed cameras
Anonymous No.28549676 >>28549743
>>28549651
Great advice, you know they usually have cameras as well that snap a photo so that when you show up to court to argue it they can just show you the photo, or video, and make you look like a retard.
Anonymous No.28549679
>>28549385 (OP)
Idiot. It’s better for the rest of us that you’re restricted to riding around with your mom for a while. Speeding is fucking pointless. By a small MG sports coupe that sits 3” off the ground, has go cart steering, tight shocks and a lot of road noise if you want the sensation of going fast.
Anonymous No.28549680 >>28549697
>>28549392
Camera: you all get tickets.
Anonymous No.28549683
>>28549675
Don’t speed?
Anonymous No.28549685
Been driving for 15 years and never had a ticket before. Sometimes I fantasize about speeding in front of a cop so he pulls me over and I can experience it.

My life is boring
Anonymous No.28549689 >>28549805 >>28550057 >>28550072
>>28549675
In some countries, being caught with one of those is worse than doing 100 over.
Anonymous No.28549694
>>28549672
>speed limit 90
I don't think it's mph anon
Anonymous No.28549697
>>28549680
They have limited ranges and fields of view. In other words, it's possible to recognize one and decelerate before it takes your picture.

Also OP, Waze is your friend (not required to register to use it but it keeps your data nonetheless) and rule #1 of speeding is to not exceed your own viewing distance. That includes distance for your current speed possibly spent on decision making and braking.
Anonymous No.28549743
>>28549676
So the ticket is against the person driving, like I was saying in the first place, then? Moron.
Anonymous No.28549805 >>28549813 >>28549940
>>28549689
in europe even waze is illegal
Anonymous No.28549813
>>28549805
Really now.
Anonymous No.28549940
>>28549805
Retard.
Anonymous No.28549964 >>28550811
>he doesn't pay his local hobos and delinquents to spray paint/shoot/otherwise destroy every speed camera they see
That's on you bro. It's your civic duty to fuck with road pirates and their greedy behavior
Anonymous No.28549985
>>28549385 (OP)
Fuck both ya muddahs
Anonymous No.28550057
>>28549689
Good Thing modern radar detectors have radar detector detectors.
You can also just hide the unit somewhere and run a speaker inside of your car.
Anonymous No.28550072 >>28550678 >>28550688
>>28549689
My country is one of those but they aren't even needed anymore honestly, most navigation systems have fixed camera locations saved and you can see them on the map. And some will even get live updates based on people reporting cameras (which has been really accurate in my experience, it's awesome). So radars aren't really needed for most people, modern navigation just tells you anyway, and you can just use your phone if you don't have navigation in your car.
Anonymous No.28550678
>>28550072
>radars aren't really needed for most people
>continues to rely on other people reporting cameras
Anonymous No.28550688
>>28550072
My car beeps if I'm approaching a speed camera, but most of the fixed speed cameras in my country aren't even working most of the time, or only trigger from doing 50+ over the limit.
The cops are too busy dealing with wigger drugheads and immigrant gangs to deal with every minor instance of speeding I guess.
Anonymous No.28550811 >>28550842
>>28549964
Standard leftist.
Anonymous No.28550838
>>28549385 (OP)
aus? just go to zuckbook marketplace and use one of those...services...that take the demerit hit and you just pay the fine lol
be wary of scammers though
Anonymous No.28550842
>>28550811
>Being anti authoritarian is leftist!!!
What the fuck happened to the conservative party?
Anonymous No.28550877
>>28549433
>They don't teach you it in driving school
wat