Thread 28554457

Driving a BMW taps into a deep, almost primal instinct many men have for chasing risk, speed, and control. That's why it's the manliest car brand you could drive

I drive mine because tailgating others is my hobby.

>>28554457 (OP)
When will they make one with working turn signals?

>>28554457 (OP)
The fwd ones too?

>>28554472
Right after toyota makes a car that doesn't burn oil or rust in front of your eyes, saab makes a car that doesn't suck shit and pontiac makes a firebird that isn't just a gimped camaro.

>>28554457 (OP)
Why haven't they closed down their automotive branches and focused on their motorcycles yet? They're the only redeeming part of the company

>>28554476
Picking a fight with Saab is a weird choice

>>28554491
It's kinda like the Porsche Cayenne, you just have to accept that the shitty cars exist to fund the actually cool projects

>>28554493
True, no point in kicking something that is dead already.

>>28554476
>Right after toyota makes a car that doesn't burn oil
well i mean my cressida only burnt oil because i kept revving it to 6k rpms...other than that i never had any problems.

>>28554457 (OP)
Chasing clout more like

>>28554457 (OP)
Sure; up to E90.

>>28554457 (OP)
Raped by Porsche.

>>28554457 (OP)
never driven a bmw but I could say the same about any fun car

>>28554457 (OP)
They're gay and the people who drive them are usually insecure faggots who can't park and love to ride the middle lane on the motorway.

>>28554476
Reminder with BMW its normal to use 1 liter of oil every 1500 miles

>>28555202
My BMW is electric though

>>28554476
did you just wake up from your 30 year coma?

>>28555202
Reminder that undertorqued head bolts are a normal thing for toyota on top of not honoring their warranties when their engines explode.

>>28554457 (OP)
>manliest car brand
Mate these days they barely make anything with a clutch pedal. And while wrenching is manly, routinely throwing thousands of dollars away to buy parts that are made from $4 worth of plastic is not a good look for anyone.

>>28555989
>Reminder that undertorqued head bolts are a normal thing
ehhh that was only an issue with the M engines. the JZ engines that followed never had these problems

The only thing I’m chasing in my BMW is the repair shop.

I cannot understand why people love nuBMW. You must be zoomers or something because the feeling of modern BMW is, well, absent. There’s no feeling.

>>28554457 (OP)
bmw is heavy and broken

>>28554457 (OP)
Drivers are most nigger wiggers brownoid subuman mindset no matter the race but but for the price they do feel while drive very well

>>28556054
They might not have the feeling but tuning gains don't compare of MB/Audi at all + their power is underrated by BMW itself so it's the best brand out there for young ego chasers to "gap" everyone, and BMWs do truly gap everyone.

>>28555993
who the fuck today makes anything with a clutch pedal that's a premium daily driver brand? Audi and MB don't make manual cars anymore why the fuck should BMW do? oh except the base M2/M3/M4 still do facepalm

>>28554457 (OP)
20~30 years ago sure, today a brand for soccer moms and chinks

>>28556200
is that so. what’s with the 2k hp R8s and 1k hp RS3s and stuff?

>>28556239
nigger how much do these builds cost? what average young kid can afford that? a 600hp 40i costs like 30k max. no shit an R8 and RS3 can be like that, just like an M2 or a M8 you fucking dumbass faggot. there's no point to buy an audi or a mb if you want power and you're young that can't spend a fortune

>>28556239
You really are something huh? It takes at least 25 grand to reach 1000hp on a RS3. RS3 itself is like what, 40 grand minimum? That much money into not even an M, but an M lite, like one with a B58 engine, is beating the shit out of that golf. But that wasn't the point. No zoomer has 65k lying around. What he most likely has lying around is 20k for a 340i which he can tune for spare change and have a reliable 500hp car kek.

>>28556356
Who gives a fuck, Muhammad? All those plastic disposable turkroach leasebait shitboxes get utterly raped by Porsche daily brown son. Best remember that. As salamu alaikum

>>28556356
>reliable bmw
tell me you don’t own a b58 machine without telling me you don’t own one

>>28556384
that meme sounds so retarded when you're typing to a person in a 98% white country you fucking amerimutt with your 60% white country and 1000x times more arabs KEK

>>28554457 (OP)
I'm watching this right now and it made me haha.

>>28556403
how is the EA839 or the M276/M256 better than the B58? stop being a stereotype faggot and buy a bmw. i just know you haven't tried a B58 unlike me having fun pushing this machine and spending roughly 2k yearly which is spare change

They opened a dealer in my city then closed it a few years later so now people have to get there cars shipped to the next closest dealer which is 4 hours away lol