Thread 28554789

What are the weirdest signs or intersections you've bumped into while driving?

>>28554789 (OP)
I have a good chunk where I live
>Random fucking stop signs on a major thoroughfare. It's a favorite of the local mucipality.
>Doubled up stoplight sets with one set covered up, another favorite of saidnlocal municipality.
>This one four-way intersection which looks like a three-way because the fourth road is about THIRTY FEET long.
>The fun quirky thing where the road widens to three lanes at one light and then merges back to two in the middle of the next intersection with no signage or warning just overlapping lanes :^)
>Flashing marker lights and speed limit signs for some tight turns. Someone manages to fly off the road and into this guy's fence every couple months anyways.
>Another 4 way which looks like a 3 way because road #4 goes directly into a residential area and right into someone's front door. There's a shit ton of signs to go slow there too. Don't go by it often but I imagine a car ended up in their living room at least once.

>>28554810
Where do you live?

>>28554894
Is this a private road? What the fuck.

>>28554894
>do you know how fast you were going?
>NINE AND THREE QUARTERS
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR

5 kph speed limit. I hope they won't put people in jail for going over 10 here cause rumors say they're soon gonna put people in jail for speeding by more than 100%

This bullshit on the edge of downtown Portland. And due to where I was trying to park this was literally the only route I could take because of all the one way streets
>im light blue, coming from the highway (out of the picture)
>need to cross three lanes of yellow which is outbound
>need to get 20 second left arrow then cross two lanes of traffic thats all trying to get onto the highway
>meanwhile two lanes of green, and two lanes of orange, have long lights and would just fill up that intersection, blocking not only my turn lane but also eachother, all trying to merge into one highway on ramp

there were times id sit in that turn lane thru three different green arrows unable to go anywhere because cars were just completely blocking me

>>28554915
>5 kph speed limit.
Lots of these signs in parking lots. Don't think they are enforceable though because usually these lots legally aren't roads and are private property, so it's more like a suggestion.

we have these in pa

At a T intersection where it's gravel for at least 15 miles in any direction. It only had a sign for one of the roads.

Sodak fatality markers. Lets you know where the exciting corners are.

>>28556375
What is this?

>>28554910
Sir, I plead innocence by way of digital readouts and natural numbers.

>>28554789 (OP)
A place where I ride has a "No residential camping sign" i always kek when i see it.

>School zone speed limit 45
Absolute Nowheresville, Virginia

>>28554789 (OP)
I've been seeing these signs around construction lately and all I can think of is somebody going full /pol/ out of nowhere.

>>28556678
Ah, the Penna Turnpike experience.
The only saving grace it has is the scenery.

>>28556349
I enjoy that wording, makes it sound like the cow mafia or something.

This is probably more common but I thought it was cool the first time I saw one, it was in a place that looked straight out of a Western too.

There's a mile marker 68.99 sign near me.

>>28556693
Son, we work with Real Numbers.

There's a small neighborhood off San Mateo and Central in Albuquerque that all the speed limit signs are 18mph

>>28554789 (OP)
>>28556285
M1 Crossing

>>28554915
Isn't that just a brisk walking pace? What happens if you ride your bicycle faster than 5kph?

>5 km completely straight road in middle of nothing
>halfway point has a speed limit of 50km and a speed camera

They had to take it down because it caused so much backlash it got silly

>>28554910
Just say yes and pay the ticket... don't want him finding the owl you're harboring in the trunk.

>>28556669
General William Braddock grave.

>>28556862
Straight to jail.

>3 mile stretch
>20mph construction zone
felt like an anxious parade the whole way

>>28556375
god damn medieval knights dividing the highway

>>28556404
>marks spot the why die

>>28556862
>What happens if you ride your bicycle faster than 5kph?
You die because speeding is extremely dangerous and irresponsible

>>28554894
i refuse to go less than 25 in ANY neighborhood.
if i have to deal with it, then fuck you so do you