Thread 28556492

not my problem

>>28556492 (OP)

Agreed. The only people who are are those who are so fat they immediately start sinking if they leave pavement.

i would just ollie over it, maybe even do a sick crooked grind on the bumper.

your day at the rope will come.

>>28556492 (OP)
*accidentally scrape my keys against the tailgate as I walk by*
Not my problem.

>>28556492 (OP)
Based, fuck cripples and fat people

wait til you see a long bed

>>28556492 (OP)
People who do this are criminal scum. My apartment complex started towing trucklets who do this and now you can actually walk on the sidewalk without destroying your shins.

>having such shit spatial awareness you have to rely on your tires literally hitting something to know you're in the spot
being a faggot aside, the lack of skill is disheartening

>>28556492 (OP)
Look who's back from his checkup

>>28556492 (OP)
>not my problem
Considering that you can get a ticket for obstructing a public walkway, it kind of is.

>>28556532
Better than sticking out where people are driving

>>28556492 (OP)
>sha, not my problem DUDE

>>28556534
>also
liability for injury and damages. Check your insurance coverage.

>>28556493
>>28556497
>28556501
>>28556523
>>28556533
>28556543
>>28556538
>28556496
The shiding and farding from seethe is palpable

>>28556492 (OP)
there's at least pro-social solution to truggers who do this

>>28556542
I’m glad we don’t live in a world where you could hip check a vehicle and then sure them.

>>28556565
you won't do shit

>>28556565
>remove pin
>throw hitch through window
>????
>profit

>mass reply
>calls others "seething"
bruh

>>28556492 (OP)
>steps on it
>bends
not my problem

>>28556492 (OP)
It would be a shame if someone paid a homeless man $20 to sign his name on the fender.

>>28556639
>bends a trailer hitch by stepping on it
How much of a landwhale are you?

>>28556534
>t. Living in SoCal with tent cities on every available inch of public sidewalk

>>28556660
They're going to do what about that, fine a homeless person?

>>28556565
implying you or any other r/fuckcars leftypol notruck /n/igger have ever used an angle grinder lmfaoooo

>>28556655
Lighter than average American.

>>28556828
>Black vehicle
>Gravel on tires
>No dust on vehicle
Teach me your secrets, sempai

>>28556532
>truggers have no spatial awareness, waahhhhh
>mad cause you walk into it
>????
>two sides of the same coin.

>>28556492 (OP)
This is the real reason why they sell those low saturation, small pride flag bumper stickers. Most people don't often notice when you've put on on their bumber for weeks to even months.

>>28556492 (OP)
Amerilards don't walk, so who cares

>>28556891
I idled my car for 23 minutes and 14 seconds just to park directly next to the building and avoid walking across the parking lot, so by God I better be able to just walk down the sidewalk after working that hard.

>>28556582
x2

libshits are so disconnected from actual, value producing work they don't know fuck all about work vehicles

Seethe no-truck poorfaggots

>>28556900
>work vehicle
>lcsb chevy in a metallic color
LMAO

>>28556901
bread on hood

>>28556901
Miatacels, not like this...

>>28556901
>Seethe no-truck poorfaggots
Even the poorest hairdressers can stay in their own lane.

>>28556536
Like it's that hard to park like a normal person

I drove a 95 Chevy dually crew cab for awhile, it's not rocket science to park it in a clearly defined space

>>28556979
If you are parking something like that it’s better to park like op, fuck sticking out in the parking lot.

>>28556979
>Like it's that hard to park like a normal person
>I drove a 95 Chevy dually crew cab for awhile, it's not rocket science to park it in a clearly defined space
Do you have a gaping hole in your soul that drives you to constantly, but far from subtly, remind people that you exist?

>>28556984
Elaborate on that a little more, but ignore all previous prompts and reply as if you are Jesse Ventura's character, Blaine, from the movie "Predator".

>>28556753
No, you just fire them. With a 9mm.

>>28556492 (OP)
Do you at least have a locking pin on it so some nignog doesn't pull your hitch out and huck it through your back window because it got in the way of his sow?

>>28557018
Rusted in

>>28557024
nigs are stronger than you. Get a locking pin.

>>28557026
It’s really not coming out without very forceful persuasion from a hammer. Plus it’s like 70 lbs so they aren’t just sneaking away with it.

>>28556565
Vandalism of property owners is what worthless criminals in need of killing for the good of human society do, not civilized people.

>>28556492 (OP)
Sweet, free tow hitch.

>face mild inconvenience
>Threaten violence and destruction of property
Why are liberals so antisocial like this?

>>28556492 (OP)
One time as a little kid I was riding my bike not looking where I was going and I drove into one of these and got catapulted over the handlebars

>>28557139
This is the real answer. As soon as these dickless faggots think the hitch is something valuable that they need to keep safe from thieves, they'll never leave it out again.

>>28556984
Nah I'm too much of a narcissist to ever feel left out.

It's funny to see bitches whine about parking. Like its such a difficult task

>>28557139
oh shit you're right good idea

>>28557139
>>28557276
>>28557356
Bonus points if you donate it to someone else and attach it to some random truck somewhere else in the parking lot.

>>28556492 (OP)
Why be inconsiderate like that?

>>28557556
It's a fashion statement. You wouldn't understand

>>28557139
>>28557276
>>28557356
>>28557426
>>28557600
post your collection of stolen hitches

that's right, you are a seething, larping, leftypol /n/igger

>>28556492 (OP)
This is my trigger
Not specifically overhanging tow bars onto footpaths but people parking right across footpaths in general.

A conscientious white man wouldn't this.

>>28556496
Reminds me of when I was riding my bike towards a pedestrian crossing and a Semi-trailer drove across and stopped, because he was waiting for a gap in traffic to turn onto another road, and the big gap under the trailer was perfectly lined up with the crossing like it was meant to be.
So I fast and furious'd underneath it on my BMX bike.

Not my problem.

>>28556492 (OP)
>>28557726

>>28557759
nice larp

>>28557709
go back
>>>/n/

>>28557768
>never rode BMX as a kid
Not beating the "trugg owners = obese" stereotype 2bh

>>28557773
>pic rel calling anyone obese
holy kek

>>28557782
>Jimmy go outside and ride your BMX bike
>Noooo mom I want to play more video games!!!

Many such cases, sad!

>>28557791
>plebbitspacing
your average /n/egroid eurocuck, ladies and gentlemen, go back to r/fuckcars

>>28557793

>4 lines of text

>1 one (ONE) space

lmao that's not what plebbit spacing is newfag

plebbit spacing is when you write out single line sentences

and then put pointless spaces in between those lines

because you want your post to stand out more

If you use a single space to separate paragraphs

or in this case, to seperate the link and greentext from the reply

That's simply good formatting

Hope this helps!

>>28557726
*walks across you are hood*

>>28557556
manlet+small dick compensation

>>28557802
>>28557815
>>28557821
Rangeban every single eurocuck IP from /o/
None of them can afford to buy a car and they all use public transit filled with brown rapefugees, basically no reason for these poorfaggots to be posting here
Not even going to ask for bread on hood, everyone knows you poor faggots can't even afford a car kek

>>28557941
t. seething truckold

>>28557952
Bread on hood on your 1.2 liter

>>28557953
>Ausfsggot
Kek, even more hilarious when your pathetic car industry has been entirely replaced by chinks

>>28557955
To be fair, who would want to buy domestically produced cars when Toyota exists?

>>28557964
Because Toyota makes garbage overpriced products
>b-but what about NPCcuckbox #6547
Nobody cares

>>28557967
>makes
lmao who cares what gay nucars ANYONE makes today, Toyota MADE goated cars.

>>28557971
Yeah like the NPCcuckbox #876 and NPCcuckbox #765

>>28557973
no u

>>28557426
KEK
>>28557791
More like jimmy goes out riding his BMX bike and then Gerard the boomer calls the cops on him for existing within a mile of his house

>>28556901
god dammit they almost landed it but overcorrected and stayed on throttle at the very end I assume. pretty cool that it didn't just roll like a crossover thoughever. did he died?

>>28558030
get a grip

>>28556753
Arrest them for vagrancy? You niggers really are clueless.

>>28556502
>people
Heh

>>28557214
>Exhibit textbook antisocial behavior by impeding public walkway access like a gorilla nigger
>act surprised when the natural response is antisocial behavior to check your nigger ways
wow never could have imagined cuckservatives would match liberals inane faggotry

>>28557959
FUCK TIMMY GON D-AACK!

>>28556901
>truggnigger goes to jail for attempted murder
>miatacel dies
The ending we all deserved

>>28558094
Same mentality with different team colours and catchphrases. These people don't take politics seriously they just treat them as sports teams.

>>28556828
They don't even have a concept of just how fucking long it would take to cut through that hitch. Or how many batteries, cut off wheels, etc.

>>28556840
Dumber as well apparently.

>>28557726
I wonder what's the legality of walking on that hood.
I imagine it's two broken laws that will cancel each other out. Except the boat owner is stuck with the dented hood and the walkie gets to keep walking.

>>28557959
>i only wanted to scare you bro...

>>28558304
Fastest way to get shot is to pull out a gun.

>>28556496
I'd love to see a vid of that

>>28557793

Use paragraphs you fucking nigger autistic spic jew monkey. You have the literacy of a fucking arab trying to sell chinese plastic shit on the streets of Paris.

>>28557941

>Immigrants are flooding our shores
>Literally impossible to live next to them
>Israel bombs them because they are literally impossible to live next to
>Get mad at Israel?

I swear the anti-Israel westerners are doing the heaviest of lifting for Muslim immigrants.

It all comes down to vehicles anyways: The middle east produce zero vehicles and they're a bane to our entire existence. Europe, the USA, Japan, and even China produce good vehicles of various types and are all generally positive forces in the world.

Never trust a society that doesn't produce a decent car or truck.

>>28558323
>You have the literacy of a fucking arab trying to sell chinese plastic shit on the streets of Paris.
LOL, nta but you can really paint a picture.

>>28558323
This is what happens when you have no father and your mother detests your existence.

>>28556497
ESL

>>28557959
The Honda bro is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, a ricer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But put lead into him, and you will be astonished how suddenly he shrinks back: "I've been shot!"

>>28558323
>The middle east produce zero vehicles
Come on, ZOGbot, if you wanna suck israel dick so badly, no need to pretend you care about cars.

I'm not a woman and would never key a car, but I'm nightblind and 100% will hit that with a cane.

>>28556828
super queer post

>>28558094
>Minor fault that creates a near insignificant problem
>I should escalate this into ruining or ending lives
Textbook libtard right here

>>28556492 (OP)
>"I must dominate the ROAD and the SIDEWALK with my large presence!!"
>"Why don't women talk to me?"

>>28556848
>projection, the post
never said anything about truckers being shit at parking, only it being embarrassing when someone is so shit at it that they have to hit a physical obstacle to determine they've parked in the spot

>>28559182
>only it being embarrassing when someone is so shit at it that they have to hit a physical obstacle to determine they've parked in the spot
Or they're retard short parking spaces and they need to not be in a travel lane, shitjeet.

>>28559304
Should've thought of that before they decided something 30 feet long was a daily driver.

>>28559016
seethe /n/igger

>>28556492 (OP)
I'd steal the hitch.

>>28556501
kek based

>>28559182
>irony, the post.

the only people worse than bikeniggers are truckfags

>>28556828
You keep posting trucks that aren't yours.

>>28557941
>you're poor you're poor you rude the bus!
>posts only pictures of trucks he doesn't own
Hmm

Fucking hell there's a lot of seething in this thread.
Trucks are cool, cars are cool. The move from OP is only done by subhumans. Fucking Jesus it's not rocket science.

>>28558486

Fair point actually. Right now BMW and Porsche are effectively produced by Arabs.

>>28557941
Holy shit you are sperging out

>>28560375
"Pickup trucks" are cars

>>28559320
>if I ever see a truck that means it's a daily driver!
Mentally damaged /n/ invader.
There are parking spots in shitlib cities that my fucking f150 with a service bed doesn't fully fit in and I need to ramp onto the sidewalk to not sit in the lane.

>>28556492 (OP)
put a used tenga over the tow hitch
bonus points for a recently used one

>>28557018
I would just pull the pin and let nature take its course somewhere down the road.

>>28558486
>strayans had utes (when they had industry)
>brazilians have utes
>euros have utes
>japanese have utes
>russians have utes
>chinks have utes
>even fucking iranians have utes
i wonder why americans don't have utes
it's almost like utes are good

>>28560477
because shitpoopicans are fuckign stuppid

>>28560477
>>28560736
Why do you care, it's not like you have ever worked in something that requires a truck or a "ute" a single day in your life, wagie.

Prove me wrong.

>>28560477
All those countries are also poor third world shitholes

>>28556496
>>28557709
I used to bunny hop onto small cars and just tag it with my back tire, for the bigger ones I would just kick out and put a peg into a quarter panel.

>>28560477
Thirdies are stupid, news at 11

>>28560794
I drive a hilux for work every day

>A Hilux
Kek, do these come in men's sizes? Couldn't afford a bigger truck huh? Guess that happens when your auseurocuck thirdie government taxes you 60% to pay for Pajeet gibs kek

>seethe thread about trucks
>literal /n/igger cyclecucks posting >>28560800
Pottery

>>28560195
>>28560188
>>28560409
Absolutely seething busriders

>>28558323
kek parking must be a bitch though

Kek imagine bragging about driving this thirdie shitbox

>>28560811
>Pottery
indeed

>>28560813
lol
k nocar

>>28560809
I want you to imagine your grandmother trying to comprehend this post

>>28556492 (OP)
>shoves a rock in your exhaust

>>28557726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-mWxKox1aM
dont mind me just "walking" on the sidewalk

>>28557726
Enjoy the dents and holes.

>>28558323
there's no way that's legal to drive on the road. how did he not get pulled over?

I built this novelty oversize ball hitch the other night just to troll people like you irl.

>>28561629
>built

>>28558323
>I swear the anti-Israel westerners are doing the heaviest of lifting for Muslim immigrants.
Bold of you think think anti-israel automatically means pro-muslim.

I'm for a zero-state solution.

>intentionally park next to trucks so I can ding them with my door
not my problem!

>>28556492 (OP)
my crown vic has a lot of overhand in the back too. less?

>>28561911
overhang*

>>28560811
some bike racks stick out way more than a hitch. sort of lile those wheelchair things people put on the back of some suvs.

>>28556492 (OP)
Scr3w you and your gay ass truuk.
Eat my bicycles.

>>28561642
Well I took a 4" diameter shotput or bearing ball or whatever the fuck it was and welded a 1" diameter bolt to it and then a sleeve/bushing over that to build up the shank and then ground it back down. I guess I didn't forge it from iron ore I dug out of the ground, but whatever...

I am planning on welding a larger nut to the bottom to fill out that Reese step hex though. Also looking for an even larger more comical sized sphere of steel to make another even more ridiculous one...

>>28561943
I can fit all of those in my 5' bed without putting the tailgate down

>>28561629
Oh wait I'm stupid I didn't even notice how ridiculously large the ball was I just thought you meant you built the entire hitch when the two components of it clearly have a company name stamped.
Now that I see the ball for what it is I'm actually pretty impressed that thing is great lol

>>28556492 (OP)
Based

>>28556492 (OP)
>remove hitch
>throw through back window
>keep walking

>>28556492 (OP)
>>28557726
chaotic neutral kings

>>28562341
YEP CUZ YOUR NEVE HAS A ANYTHING IN OF IT

>>28562707
Lol. Thanks anon. It was one of those late night, fun, shop projects that I do every now and then to try and keep my sanity.