Thread 28556734

>i need a truck because i need the capacity to go offroad and climb a 30 degree slope hill.
>i need a truck because i might want to haul a 12000 lbs trailer through a mountain pass.
>i need a truck because i could potentially make money using my truck to do truck things.
why are they like this? they never acutally do anything with them. it's just a "what if" scenario.

>>28556734 (OP)
Is that the best you can do
A bot could do better
Consider soduku
It's ok to be a no-trug-having little bitch, you have lots of company. I rarely see naggers driving trucks

Better to have and not need it rather t>>28556795
han need it and not have it.

I don't need a tr-ACK

>>28556797
I don't think the troon community value the self reliance a pickup provides.
Whatever they need to move will fit in mom's Forester

>>28556799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQ6L6SLwiE
>AAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKK

>>28556799
Lol, this little cuck needs a 4wd truck just to survive through winter. Ngmi.

>>28556734 (OP)
All of those things are valid reasons for wanting to buy a truck by the way. OP is seething because he's a commie from yurop who hates consumers being able to buy what they want.

god I love seeing europoors and other thirdie leftypol poorfags seethe at trucks

>>28556824
kek. when i drive to the office no one has a truck. it's a mix of crossovers and sedans. when i do see trucks on my drive it's typically prole phenotype (brown or hotdog skin scots-irish white nigger, etc.) hourly wage blue collar laborer retards.

>>28556817
I did buy what I want. And it sure as shit wasn't a truck.

Need a 4 buh 4 to miss the jeets and norps. The woods are full of em these days

>>28556834
>i
sure thing, poor ESL thirdie

Nobody has explained why it matters. Nobody needs jet skis and boats, but here we are.

>>28556867
Mormon crickets/ Nevada?
I can smell that from over here in norcal

>french fry holster
I could use one of those

>>28556874
>California
Oof, we have a takeover spic among us

>>28556867
anon i choose not to capitalize things because this is informal communication. i have three degrees (BS in STEM, MS in STEM, JD) and an active license to practice law. what do you do for a living? some sort of manual labor?

>>28556895
Nunca seras una mujer.

>>28556896
Nice, does your dad also work at Nintendo,m

>>28556906
Thank god.

>>28556816
You got no idea what passes I drive in the winter. Now go in your trunk and get your fucking chains.

>>28556910
Chains? My god, you people still live in the dark ages.

The fact that this thread was made a couple of hours after this one >>28556492 started to gain traction goes to show how triggered some no-truck leftypol r/fuckcars /n/iggers got at a silly troll thread lmao

Seethe more at trucks for my amusement you fucking poorfag

>need offroad capacity [x]
>tow 7500 lbs over Donner [x]
>make money with trug and trailer [x]
What about it you tit

DAILY REMINDER: YUROKEKS GET TAXED BY THE LITER

ANTI TRUCK POSTING IS THE FIRST PSYOP ON A SLIPPERY SLOPE TO DRAG US DOWN TO THEIR KEKED LEVEL

>>28556834
>truck chads earning six figures in the trades
>office drones who are going to be replaced by AI next year earning 50k with student loan debt drive cuck overs

kek sounds about right

>>28556930
my starting salary was $185k in 2017 dollars.

>>28556941
What about your dad's Nintendo salary?

>>28556944
Aah, poorfag tears. My favorite.

>>28556941
Yeah in Zimbabwe dollars you broke ass bitch

/thread

>>28556734 (OP)


You don't NEED a 911 or M2 or GT-R either, but here we are.

>>28556952
Make sure you make another thread where you seethe at trucks tomorrow. I love watching your autistic ass seethe

>>28556799
uhh....

>>28556965
>Challenger is a tank
indeed

Have a truck, don't need it. I'm selling it and buying a bicycle. Case closed. End of discussion.

>>28557021
You never had your truck.

>>28556941
>>28556952
Let's see what you drive then mr high earner. Bread on the hood of your car which totally isn't a banged up brown Camry you're three payments behind on.

>>28556734 (OP)
>they never acutally do anything with them
Glamis Sand Dunes sees 1.3 MILLION unique visitors a year.
Thats 1 campsite
In 1 park.
In 1 state.

I know that youre a europeon that isnt allowed to own property. You live in a 300 square foot apartment and dont even have room to store snowboard gear let alone a dirt bike or jet ski. But in 'Merica we put down the Xbox controller and go outside. That occasionally requires the use of a truck to haul camping gear, fire wood and ATVs.

I would live to stay and chat but im going to go grab my .50cal fully semi automatic assault rifle and go shoot some squirrels for dinner.

>>28557061
Mmm, more tears.

>>28556965
>Challenger
>Tank
No. It’s a mistake made by a gay corpse of a once great empire built entirely to support the U.S. in foreign wars. It is the combat vehicle equivalent of the fat girl that joins a sorority so she can sit in the back and tell people about all the wild times she had in college watching her friends fuck Chad while she sipped her white claw. It is both feminine and cucked. The rest of your post is more or less true. People can drive what they want. They don’t need a reason. Drugs are comfy and good for moving shit and driving in bad weather. End of discussion and OP is turbofaggot.

Saw someone delivering Amazon packages out of a Tesla. People are just desperate I think.

>>28557103
So no car?

>>28556908
BRUH PLS DONT POST STUFF LIKE THIS I GOT LIGHTHEADED MY VISION WENT BLACK AND WHITE FOR A SECOND

>>28556965
>You don't NEED a 911 or M2 or GT-R either,
Actually I do. I make more use of my sports car driving regularly than truck owners do with their trucks
>inb4 y-you cant j-just speed bro
Yes i can and i will continue to

I need a truck because I think they look cool

>>28556992
lol Florida

>>28556992
truggmanlets BTFO forever

>>28556908
man, her mum's gonna be p i s s e d
especially since head wounds look worse than they actually are

>>28556734 (OP)
Lets see the track footage of you and your sports car. You did take it to the track today as well as every other day of the week, right? Lets see what your tires and rocker panels look like.

>>28557134
So you're buying something (in your imagination) for personal gratification. So just like the truckers.

>>28556795
fpbp

>>28556734 (OP)
Seethe. truggs 4 lyfe

>>28557225
He took it to the mean streets of rush hour traffic and proceeded to ride everyone's ass seething.

>>28557248
I rode your mom's ass while your dad seethed last night.

>>28557237
>for personal gratification.
No shit, but my personal gratification makes sense.
Who doesn't want to speed and drive fast. I speed all the time, i couldnt do that in a regular shitbox.
Meanwhile truck owners' personal gratification is just that they want a truck, thats it. The thought that it could be utilitarian or rugged, but never will be.

>>28557134
>Yes i can and i will continue to
Sweet.
Enjoy eating my tow hitch when I brake check you.
While theyre cutting you out of your car with the jaws of life ill be standing on the shoulder recording it to upload to another trugg thread.
I'll probably go through another set of 35" BFGs before you learn to walk again.
And when you finally get back on the road and shit your pants (literally) because a trugg honked at you, be sure to link your post on r/safespace so we can laugh.

>>28557255
>utilitarian or rugged, but never will be.
Let's see....

2024 in the U.S.:
15.9 million licensed hunters
1.4 million jet skis
11 million ATVs
61.5 million visitors to ski resorts

Add in horse owners, kayaks, scuba, surfers, campers, hikers, etc etc and you have a hundred million people that are doing shit where a truck makes sense while you sit at home.
You never "see" people doing anything with their trucks because the only time you encounter one is on the freeway on your commute to your wagie job- because your spare time is spent in the basement jacking off to anime and playing xbox.

>>28557255
But they are?

>>28557266
Skiing doenst need a truck
So the rest of the activities you mention dont really add up to the number of trucks i actually see on the roads
Not to mention for a lot of these a full size SUV will generally have the towing capacity to pull jet skis/ATVs.
Remember when people make anti truck threads they arent targeting some niche segment for no reason
They go outside and see the truckloads of trucks everywhere and wondering what their purpose is
The conclusion is that its an accessory that intends to show something about your personality or identity, its not actually as utilitarian as you make it out to be

moreover, the other issue is that its not a harmless vehicle, they are fuckhuge and enable aggressive driving

>>28557272
Not everybody lives in a flat wasteland like you. That rig wouldn't even make it to the ORV trailheads here. There's never anything wrong with having more vehicle than you need especially when it comes to towing or off roading. It beats snapping a CV axle and being stranded 50+ miles from the highway.

>>28557272
Crazy how its always the douchbags that think the world is their private racetrack that talk shit about trucks and then bring up "but you dont NEED a truck to do that".

Proper tool for the job.
A Porsche doesnt work on the boat ramp.
A bloody deer doesnt work in camaro.
Batch of chlorine and fiberglass resin doesnt work in a van.
You can seethe all you want but tomorrow you'll still be stuck behind a truck.
Millions of people will actually use them this weekend for the last week of summer break.

Im going to put my pintle hitch in right now just incase I get to brake check you tomorrow so it doesnt just smash your front end going in but rips the fuck out of it coming out...

>>28557272
kill yourself leftypol /n/igger

Bought a Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness because it can plow through even the worst inclement weather and still keep going. Who cares if I never take it offroad

>>28557272
>>28557255
kill yourself leftypol /n/igger

>>28557787
Hispanic? y/n

>>28557864
This post is even more hilarious when you remember even spics can afford V8 trucks meanwhile europovertycucks can't even afford AC or gas to heat their homes much less fuel a V8 truck lmfao

Enjoy your rapefugees!

>>28557272
Seethe leftypol /n/igger

>>28557936
Obsessed. As usual.

>>28557962
>>28557936
How did this stupid mexcrement come to think of himself as some sort of "internet truck defense force", when all he owns are two 80's squarebodies in absolute disrepair?

>>28558155
>>28558381

>>28556734 (OP)
Its purely an identity thing. Pretty much everyone at my work (road building) has a ute they never use.

>>28557266
Legitimately none of those activities require a pickup

>>28558655
what a weird looking mondeo

>>28558655
>1/4 mile
Irrelevant faggot. You pulled the only stat where you don't lose. Even on a straight highway you're getting left behind.

>UMMM THOSE QUARTER MILES ARE FAKE!
>HERE'S A SCREENCAP WITH NO RELEVANT INFO ON LAPTIMES OR QUARTER MILE TIMES THAT PROVES IT!
KEEEEEEKKKKKKKK

Anyways, are you finally going to explain why your eurocucked autistic ass gets so triggered whenever I make fun of cyclists? Why do you defend cyclists on /o/? Why don't you fuck back to /n/ if you love cyclists so much? Do you understand I am making fun of the r/fuckcars leftypol commies that want to take away your slow toyota shitbox away from you and force you to take public transportation?

>>28558719
woops, Forgot to take away my prez/poo/ tripcode

What the hell are you people blabbering on about? Anyways, I'll be buying a small truck anyways when my car dies because it is versatile, can do all the things a car can do, all of the things I need a truck to do and I dont live in a place where a jew can tell me what I can and cannot buy. Hope this helps.

>>28557065
>1.3 million visitors/yr
>1 campsite
fuck me swingin that sounds shit. I get triggered if there's one other visitor in the campground I'm staying at

>>28558688
>>28557272

>im just going to swamp my civic on the boat launch.
>im just going to throw this bloody deer in my trunk.
>im just going to haul my dirt bikes on a trailer with my coupe because when I get stuck in the soft sand trying to get to the campsite there will be a real man with a truck there to pull me out.

There's a major difference between something that "can" do a task under ideal conditions vs the proper equipment for the job that will do it 100% of the time regardless of conditions.
You have very little understanding of the world around you and of what actually happens when (if) you leave the basement.
Taking some crossover with street tires into a remote location because "nobody NEEDs a trugg" is a formula for disaster. Getting stuck and spending 5 hours digging yourself is a nuisance. Getting stuck and being stranded for 3 days is life threatening.

>>28556992
I'm never gonna be that happy

>>28558721
>>28558719
>I've finally been baited into actually entertaining a tripnigger
Fuck. To end this waste of time:
-you're a wetback and mexico as a whole deserves to be glassed
-I also cycle and take the subway for errands, depending on the distance and destination
-I drive for fun faggot, not as a necessity
-fuck commuters, I wanna get the phone-browsing SUV karens and the poorfags in their 1.2dCi off the roads
-spare me your pathetic "dey wanna take our cars" shit, keep it for faceberg
Going forward, keep your fucking tripcode on you absolute nigger. There's a reason people ignore your desperate pleas for attention.

>>28558950
The jew is instead making bank selling you that truck you mongrel.

>>28558969
Not reading all that. The greentext reeks of insecurity. You don't need a "truck" for any of that.

>>28559449
I am not that tripfag you fucking retarded eurocuck, I was baiting that tripfag in the ZR1X corvette thread, you are not only a fucking /n/egroid but a fucking newfag as well, kek. God damn, you eurocucks are beyond fucking stupid, no surprise you thought it was a good idea to fill your commie shitholes with arab rapefugees.
>-I also cycle and take the subway for errands,
>-I drive for fun faggot, not as a necessity
You use a bicycle and public transport because your euuropoor faggot asss couldn't afford daily fuel, after all, all you could afford was a shitt N/A MR2 that is slower than my Fusion kek, kindly fuck off back to your fucking cuck cesspit
>>>/n/

>>28559456
I need a truck to harm cyclists, a regular car isn't as dangerous as a truck, I want to leave cyclist faggots paraplegic or even maimed.

>>28559472
>You use a bicycle and public transport because your euuropoor faggot asss couldn't afford daily fuel
Lmao mexcrement what I wanna avoid are traffic jams, city miles, and pointless mechanic wear. I'm pretty sure you don't wanna argue money, as you're sure as hell not out-earning anyone as a fucking mexican. Do you even have a job? Or does your goblin of a mother feed you while you post the same videos of cyclists getting hit all day?
>after all, all you could afford was a shitt N/A MR2 that is slower than my Fusion kek
Chose it to enjoy mid-rear engine driving dynamics, faggot. And no matter how many times you repeat it, your fucking fusion is getting left in the dust on any course that isn't a 1/4mile. Even on a 2 miles long straight line.
>>28559474
Holy shit you're fucking pathetic. Post your own rustbuckets instead of other people's trucks. What even is the cause of your cyclist psychosis, I can't even fathom being so fucking subhuman.

>>28559522
Holy shit look at all that seething. My classic, pristine VW sedan is worth like 5 times your shitty N/A MR2 kek

I need a truck to trigger leftypol europoor faggots like you, OP.

>>28556887
Yeah but it should be fastened to a cross draw chest rig

>>28556992
Extremely based

>>28557936
Day of the rope is approaching

>>28559450
Only if I buy from a dealership, which I have no intention of doing.

>>28559474
Ok champ

>>28556992
That chic has wide shoulders

>>28556799
>RWD in snow

Fuck around and find out I guess.

>>28557133
are you the guy who cried when anon posted a biker swimming through traffic and like half his foot got grinded off?

>>28559628
Nigga that's Mowgli all grown up from the Jungle Book.

>>28559562
>no answer on the facts
>resorts to 2010-style "lol i trolled you umad"
Alright pedro. Do you have a job? Do you live on your own?
>>28559577
Funny thing is you're neither. Mexicans have the worst of both situations.

>>28559820
Yes
At least write a fuckin warning

>>28556734 (OP)
This argument is fucking retarded because if you don't buy a truck you're not going to get something sensible like a sedan or hatchback you're going to get a fucking crossover or suv that shits up the road just as much as a truck so what's the point? You're cancer complaining about AIDS

>>28559940
>Facts
Facts is my Fusion is faster on the quarter than your gay N/A MR2 kek
>Do you have a job
Yeah, a REAL job, you fucking weldlet fablet. There is a reason I actually need a truck, as opposed to your faggot gay ass. What do you do for a living, you wagie?

>>28556734 (OP)
obsessed retard

>>28556930
>six figures in the trades
lmao are you queers still trying to push this

>>28561833
A 30 dollar hour wage is more like 70k lmao, lrn 2 count retard

>>28559980
>Facts is my Fusion is faster on the quarter than your gay N/A MR2 kek
Your fusion has a lower maximum speed, is heavier and can't corner for shit. Only scenario where it ekes out an advantage is a 1/4mile, which is irrelevant as neither of us is american.
>Yeah, a REAL job, you fucking weldlet fablet.
Either you're indeed prezo or you saved this pic from another thread. I don't trust your tranime ass has any job. You'll have to post a more recent pic.
>There is a reason I actually need a truck
The black GMC rustpile? Does it even run?
>as opposed to your faggot gay ass.
My car isn't a work appliance. If my job requires anything, it's on the company dime, not mine.
>What do you do for a living, you wagie?
Team lead in IT. Like a lot of /o/ posters.

>>28556992
Does anyone has any idea what's the story on this? It looks so fucking random it's incomprehensible.

>>28561833
>welders, cutters, solderers and brazers
Thats like grouping the minimum wage oil change monkeys at jiffy lube in with union workers at an assembly plant.

>>28559456
>gets blown the fuck out with facts
>ignores it like a 2 year old.
What a dipshit.
Go back to /mlp/, faggot.

>>28559450
>says the poorfag that spends more than half his paycheck on rent.

>>28562038
>no argument
>so I'll resort to projection

>>28562009
>t. Feels impotent and weak in his daily life

>>28561925
>Either you're indeed prezo
Imagine being this new
Just imagine it, this fucking fag never witnessed GTR vs Corvette kino.

>>28562210
>GTR vs Corvette kino

>>28562221
Yes, you fucking newfag

>>28557256
Epic larp lil bro

>>28562225
To close your stupid tangent. Been here since 2010. Benchracing has always been retarded and I never cared for these threads.

>>28562776
holy shit this fucking /n/igger actually takes /o/seriosuly

Saying the n word doesn't make you cool you silly fool.

>Saying the n word doesn't make you cool you silly fool.
rangeban eurocucks now, imagine going to 4chan to complain about racism

no hes complaining about hyundais

>>28561999
90th percentile wages are still only $30.61/hour, per that infographic.
>ERMM -- UMM, ACTUALLY, UHH -- 99% OF THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T WELDERS!!! SO YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE 99TH PERCENTILE WAGES!!!!!

>>28562919
Well prove me wrong by posting statistics for just welders then.

>>28556734 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I'd love a Hank Hill truck. Kinda large for our streets, but I'd take a Ranger any day over those ugly, bloated vans we have here. The downside is how gypsies could steal what you are carring, but that should be an easy fix.

>>28561846
>A 30 dollar hour wage is more like 70k lmao, lrn 2 count retard
If you work more than 40 hours a week

>>28563043
>that abysmal piece of shit
>a hank hill truck
i swear you retarded yuros literally cant do anything right.

>>28563061
It's a Ford and it's red, sadly not a V8

>buy worn out dump trailer at auction for $500
>replace axles, replace seals in lift cylinder, heat and bend gate hinges straight, paint it pretty
>advertise locally $50 + $1.00 per loaded mile
I've made thousands in ca$h from people that need fill dirt/gravel. Even had a few farmers hire me to get loads of corn or oats. I'm a lot cheaper than a dump truck and 10,000lbs is all most people need. And this work aint nothin for my cummies.

>>28559777
rwd in snow is the best, especially with a welded diff
t. finn

>>28561833
And doctors don’t make that much money when you average their pay with CNAs, hospital receptionists and janitors you disingenuous faggot.

this whole thread unironically be like:

>>28564440
forgot to turn off shitty background award

>>28564440
And the sad thing is most of you morons don't even realize it.

>>28564469
>he doesnt clownmaxx on tibetan interior decoration forums

Sometimes I think this board has the most grimy little Jewish souls of any board on the website
Every thread is normalfag mudmen posturing towards one another

>>28556799
Truggs are worse in snow though.
>rwd with no weight over the axle
>higher center of gravity, more likely to roll over

>>28564641
4wd

>>28557288
nigga tell me why every truccboi has to try and race my base model , bone stock 03 civic? seriously every time i get on the road some pickup is gonna get beside me and honk.
oh my! ur 2025 chevy 1 ton with 500 hp
and 1000 tq is definitly the correct match up for 110 hp over 20 years old shitbox!
fuck mexicans. fuck niggers. fuck rednecks.

>>28564679
I'll take "things that never happened" for $200, Alex.

>>28564563
>>28564469
>>28564586
>lil baby still terminally online on a child molestation fantasization forums

>>28556795
>soduku

>>28557255
Personal gratification is personal gratification. The only difference between you and truck owners is you put the public in more danger then them by speeding.
>>28557272
>skiing is easier with a truck
>towing is easier with a truck
>all aforementioned activities are easier with trucks
The general populace of truck owners don't owe an explanation as to why they want to own a truck. Owning a truck is no more dangerous then a motorcycle or sports car and is more useful. You act as if 70% of all cars aren't chosen to show something about the owner. No one buys a Mercedes or BMW because they are good commuters, or a sports car because it is practical, or a Subaru for that matter. Trucks can do the same things as commuters, and are utilitarian in the end.
>they are fuckhuge and enable aggressive driving
Says the nigger that was just talking about speeding.

>>28559456
Go try to do any of those activities with your car then report back on what type of truck pulled you out of the hole you dug.
>>28563282
I need a dump trailer, going to be taking on a few major projects in the next few years and having even a small one would be a great help.

>>28565604
Dump trailer is probably one of the best investments I’ve had