Thread 28557337

>at hardware store
>qt in lineup starts chatting me up
>felt her glance at my forearm
>she's impressed
>lay my pickup truck key on the checkout table
>she notices
>i can tell she's impressed again
>she def wants my d

welcome to the pickup truck lifestyle

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgorzelany/2014/01/27/women-say-theyre-most-attracted-to-guys-driving-pickups/

>>28557337 (OP)
>This article is more than 10 years old.

>Be autism
>Drive ranger
>Girlies want my pen0r still
>No way, fag
GG ez.

>>28557345
History is the best indicator of future outcomes.

>>28557337 (OP)
Women say they're most attracted to guys with trucks because they mistakenly assume they are rugged, strong, tall chads. When the manlet hops out of the truck they immediately lose all interest.

>>28557386
nice autobiography

>>28557392
I'm 6'3 and drive a car so small i struggle to get into it

>>28557415
that's tall for a woman

>>28557386
This, they are making up a guy in their head. Like how guys say they want a goth GF when like 80% of goth girls are fat fucks

>>28557392
P stands for Peter neheheheheh

>>28557418
cope, you will never have a chick teasingly ask you how you fit in there

>>28557422
I am enlightened.

>>28557337 (OP)
Most people around me drive trucks. This may be true in liberal hell-holes, but a truck is nothing noteworthy to most of the country.

>>28557430
>>28557415
>6'3
okay but how big is your penis? no lying pls.

>>28557513
6 inches on the dot

>trugger immediately begins literal dick measuring contest when questioned
>loses

>>28557337 (OP)
My brother let me borrow his king ranch while he was on vacation and I got more female attention and sex (1 time) in those 3 weeks than I did in my 30 years on this planet.

Europoors are tranny faggots so they don't care about female attention, no surprise they hate trucks so much.

>>28559576
>My brother let me borrow his king ranch
Did you build them an addition or fix their roof? I didn't think so. You're a major letdown both before and after you drove that trugg.

>>28559583
People who get female attention don't sit on 4chan and desperately try to strategize every facet of their life down to the car they drive around the chance of getting pussy. You're an overcompensating tryhard and women can smell it on you.

>>28559579
modified car vs modified car, I yawn

If we want to make this interesting somebody put some modern tires on the Gen V Viper ACR and let's see how far under seven that thing can go

there are dudes driving 1997 pontiacs with 18 kids by 20 different women
and there are kissless virgins driving f150 raptor Rs

the difference between these two is that one of them spend 5 hours per week at the gym.

>>28560479
You ride the bus, eurocuck.

>>28557430
fat girls don't count

>>28560818
>the difference between these two is that one of them spend 5 hours per week at the gym
And it's the virgin in the f150

>>28560820
I'm from Florida and drive a Fiero.
>>28560884
Agreed, but unlike you I don't have to stoop that low.

>>28557352
based.
>be me
>borrow mom's truck to run errands
>go to publix
>blonde hottie hits on me
>go to chik fil a
>blonde hottie hits on me
wtf. Are zoomer girls just desperate or what?

Look niggas I aint gonna lie nobody who really fucks brags about it unless you're like still in school and doin that shit for the first time bro. That shit aint really that hard unless you're some antisocial introvert type of guy. Its just another tuesday for most people like yeah you talk about it with bros and all that sometimes but shit trying to make it a competition is for people doing rookie numbers and shit. Literally you just ask and shit its easy yall niggas just spill the spagetti or go asking the wrong type of people man. Basically aint no truck gonna cure your autism man that shits for LIFE kek.

>>28557337 (OP)
It's hilarious how all the girls are bent over almost in half, and still the dude is barely taller than them.

>>28557422
But the fat goth girls have huge tiddies, zero self esteem, and already know how many licks it takes.

>drive an F-250
>300 lb slampigs all want that dick
>get married, have 3 shitty children, an ill behaved dog, and live laugh love crap all over the house

>>28561292
>But the fat goth girls have huge tiddies
Doesn't fucking count when you're fat. Fat chicks who brag about their tits are like a fatass 400lb dude showing up to a bodybuilding contest and bragging about how he's bigger than everyone there.

>>28557337 (OP)
>At the top of the list, the survey determined that women find a man who climbs up and into a big black Ford pickup truck to be among the most sponge-worthy guys on the road. “A full-size truck implies that you can fix a leaky pipe"
Yeah, about that...

>>28557529
Damn being tall sucks glad I'm a manlet with 7" uncut